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Chapter 2 People gather by like(1/2)

"Li Xuanji, get up! Eat! Alas, get up so late every day..."

When Li Xuanji woke up again, he was woken up by his mother Yu Guifen.

It was already lunch time, but Yu Guifen did not doubt his son's abnormality. After all, people who write online novels basically go to bed late and get up late, but today it's just a little later.

With his dizzy head in his arms, Li Xuanji sat silently at the dining table. He was about to pick up chopsticks and stuff rice into his mouth like a zombie, but was interrupted by his mother.

"Brush your teeth! Wash your face! Wash your hands!"

Li Xuanji did not resist and quickly got up and went to the bathroom to work hard for a long time. After some trouble, especially after washing his face with cold water, he suddenly woke up.

"The appearance is born from the heart, and it feels a bit strange..."

Looking at the washing mirror, Li Xuanji repeatedly chewed the knowledge he had absorbed in his mind, and observed himself in the mirror.

"For example, my eyes are deep and handsome, which means that my mind is high, smart and strong in understanding; tsk tsk tsk tsk... And my eyes are not squinting, clear and transparent, and I am definitely a smart, upright and kind person..."

Just as he was narcissism, there was another roar outside: "Li Xuanji, have you fallen into the toilet!?"

The original good mood suddenly disappeared, I sighed, turned around and walked out.

As soon as I walked out of the bathroom, I heard my mother whispering to my dad at the dinner table. The volume of my voice was not loud, but it happened to be heard by Li Xuanji.

"...A man who was 30 years old at the beginning of the year, and I don't know what it's useful to write those things all day long. Isn't it good to find a serious and stable job... My girlfriend doesn't talk about it. She is idle every day at home without doing her job, and she slept until noon during the day. What's going on if she continues like this..."

After Li Xuanji paused, he took a deep breath, and sat at the table silently, and then lowered his head to eat silently.

But the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop.

After Yu Guifen glanced at her son, she said to Li’s father Li Di’an: “When I was playing mahjong downstairs yesterday, Sister Zhang and Aunt Liu, and I mentioned the introduction of my son’s partner…”

Li Di'an, who was originally silent, responded: "What do you say?"

"Sister Zhang said at that time that she had a nephew who was not young anymore and was looking for a partner, so she happened to help her get off the line!"

Speaking of this, Yu Guifen smiled proudly: "Sister Zhang replied this morning and gave the girl the contact information, and asked them to contact themselves when the time comes."

Li Xuanji, who was raising the rice, couldn't help but look up and said, "I won't go."

"you!"

Yu Guifen was suddenly angry, but his eyes turned and he glanced at Li's father.

This scene was also seen by Li Xuanji, and then carefully observed his mother's eyes. He couldn't help but sigh and concluded: "The eyes are thin and deep, cold and suspicious; the eyes are weird and cunning, and the nature is narrow... If you have such a mother in this life, you should think you are unlucky..."

By the way, Li Xuanji turned his gaze to his father curiously, but before he could even observe carefully, the other party stared back: "Look at what I'm doing! You're still hiding at home when you're so old. Are you embarrassed? Go on a blind date tomorrow!"

Li Xuanji took a deep breath and defended: "According to my mother's requirements, I paid living expenses every month and paid half of the electricity bill at home. This should not be considered a dependent on my parents, right?"

Seeing that his son dared to talk back, Li's father, who had always been traditional and majestic, was immediately angry: "But you live here! If you don't want to listen to us, move out immediately!"

At this time, Li Xuanji had taken the opportunity to observe his father's eyes and knew it clearly: "The eyes are broad, upright and upright; the eyes are majestic, and you should not be angry..."

Forget it, the hero will not suffer any loss in front of him!

"Go and go, I'll go." Li Xuanji had no choice but to agree.

In fact, he doesn't want to live at his parents' house even though he is almost 30 years old, but he has a badass, no house or car, and if he goes out to rent a house, the cost of living is too high, so he can only temporarily live under someone else's roof.

Seeing that his son compromised, Li Di'an then let out a heavy sigh and said earnestly: "You graduated from a prestigious university with rich work experience, and you are not unable to find a serious job... I will say hello to your uncle and arrange for you to be a teacher in the university."

Li Xuanji remained silent and felt a little dissatisfied.

Of course he didn't mind being a teacher in a university. The problem is that even in a third-tier university, he must at least have a master's degree or above to be qualified to enter. He is not qualified at all as an undergraduate student, and his uncle is just an ordinary associate professor in the university, so he has no connection with everything.

However, with the lessons learned from the past, Li Xuanji does not plan to face his parents head-on, and now his life span is only half a year, so life is important, so there is really no need to be angry in these aspects.

After dinner, Li Xuanji returned to his room.

Checked the task progress: 23.8%.

Li Xuanji seemed to have some understanding: Obviously, the completion degree of the task is not increased by the number of times, but is calculated according to the practical effect. In other words, repeatedly observing multiple identical or similar eye shapes will not increase the progress.

"It seems that we need to find a way to find more people to observe our eyes..."

After thinking for a while, Li Xuanji appeared in a flash of inspiration, quickly turned on the computer, searched for the word "photo" online, but found a large number of landscape photos.

After thinking about it, I added two words and searched for "apt photo", but the result was countless cartoon avatars.

I thought about it again and searched for "ID card photo".

…Okay, this involves personal privacy. Only a few ID card photos can be found online, and the resolution is extremely low and it is impossible to see clearly.

And after trying to observe the ID photos, Li Xuanji realized that the photos were dead and could only observe the general eye shape, but the eyes could not be seen at all.

But it's okay to just look at the eye shape!

Li Xuanji persisted and came up with a solution - register a membership on a blind date website and then check the photos of the fateful partner.

However, the result was disappointed again. After observing more than a dozen pleasing photos in succession, the task progress increased by 1%!

Only then did Li Xuanji realize that these photos must have been beautified or even p-ed, which led to a large error in the observation results.

Liars! They are all liars!

Can you be more sincere when you go on a blind date online?

Just at this moment, Yu Guifen secretly came over and glanced at it. After seeing the blind date website on the computer screen, he couldn't help but nodded with relief: "Son, this is right!"

"No, I just look..."

Yu Guifen's eyebrows suddenly stood up: "I don't care what method you use, I have to bring a girlfriend back this year!" After that, he slapped a note with the contact information of his blind date on the table, turned around and left.

Looking at my mother's departure back and looking at the notes on the table, Li Xuanji's eyes were dull.

After a while of being stunned, Li Xuanji decided to regain his power: "I don't believe it! Fortunately, I have one last move!"

I turned around and took a secret glance outside the door. Seeing that no one was peeping there anymore, I quickly operated it online and entered a large beauty live broadcast website with guilt.

"Wow, it's true that it's a beautiful woman..."

"However, why do these people's facial features look so awkward?"

After observing for a long time, Li Xuanji suddenly realized: "MMP, plastic surgery, heavy makeup, contact lens filter beauty? This is too exaggerated..."

If the progress of a small number of tasks can be increased through blind date photos, then the people in the live broadcast room will become immortals and will be completely immune to physiognomy.

Li Xuanji was confused for a long time and couldn't help but say in his heart: "System, can you give me an explanation? Your so-called magical art cannot deal with those demons and monsters!"

Systems of all realms:...The system is crashing, please wait.

Alas, it seems that I can't count on this garbage system anymore.

Systems of all realms: Because the host scolds this system for no reason, 100 life expectancy points will be deducted.

Li Xuanji couldn't help but be shocked: "No!"

Systems of all realms: It is difficult to catch the water. Eye science is just one of the branches of physiognomy, and physiognomy is just the tip of the iceberg of Yi Xue, and Yi Xue is just a branch of metaphysics. When the host's metaphysics is perfect, no matter how monsters and monsters change, they will never escape the Dharma eye. Please complete the task as soon as possible, otherwise the host will be wiped out in 100 days!

Li Xuanji suddenly felt like crying without tears. His three-month life span was gone, and he returned to before liberation overnight!

And it is obvious that the bottom line of this system can be joked or given advice, but dignity is inviolable. Once the red line is touched, it will never be merciless!

It's too late to say anything now. Li Xuanji leaned on the chair and sighed for a long time before gradually accepting the bitter fruit.

In fact, the reason why he doesn't respect this system is mainly because he is more repulsive in his heart and does not recognize the so-called metaphysics in his heart. Even if he proves something in his parents, he still doesn't take it seriously.

Now that he has been killed by the system with half of his life, even if he doesn't agree with it, he dares not ignore this matter.

"Since there is no shortcut to go, then you have to..."

After thinking about the countermeasures seriously, Li Xuanji, who felt more and more of his life was in danger, immediately turned off his computer, went out to go downstairs, and walked into the mahjong room downstairs.

Since you can't observe online, you can observe it in reality. The mahjong room happens to be a place where people talk too much, making it easier to act.

"Why did you run away? Don't do anything?"

Seeing that Li Xuanji appeared here, his mother Yu Guifen, who had already clicked to check in and took the table, was not easy to get angry in front of everyone, so she could only glar.

Li Xuanji didn't have the heart to write a book at this moment, and he couldn't be scared away by his mother's eyes. He immediately smiled embarrassedly and replied ambiguously: "Just take a look and leave later."

At this time, Sister Zhang, who was sitting in the upper hand position, was the introducer of the blind date. She looked up at Li Xuanji with a smile and turned around and said, "Gui Fen, I haven't seen your young master for a long time! Where is he tall now?"

Yu Guifen, who was beside him, suddenly looked embarrassed and didn't know how to answer.

He said that his son was unemployed and a vagrant? He was writing novels online. The monthly royalties were only 23,000 yuan?

I can't afford to lose that person!

Li Xuanji didn't care. While observing the eyes of everyone on the table, he smiled and said, "Writing novels on Penguin.com and signing a contract writer."

"Wow! Talent! A great writer! It's true that he graduated from a prestigious university!"

Sister Zhang looked admiring and admired repeatedly.

The other two people on the table also agreed.

Li Xuanji's mother's face looked even more ugly, as if she thought Sister Zhang's words were ulterior motives.

But Li Xuanji's eyes were as clear as a mirror when he observed everyone.

Sister Zhang has delicate eyes and bright eyes. She is obviously the same type of person as herself. She is sincerely praising her, and her mother, haha...

Looking at the eyes of the other two, one has broken eyes and wants to lose wealth; the other has yellow eyes and cannot have a deep relationship.
To be continued...
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