Chapter 54 Wilderness Survival Special Edition
Given the success of Survival in the Wild, after discussions between Smith and the TV station, they were preparing to shoot a special album with only Garfield.
If the response is still good, they plan to create a program specifically for Garfield.
When Garfield found out from Smith, his expression was very calm, but he was still a little excited, "Yeah, it's not bad! Please call me Master Cat in the future, the super cat standing at the top of the food chain!"
As Garfield was looking forward, the recording time soon came. Because of Garfield's abnormal ability, the program team did not have to conduct on-site inspections as before, so they prepared very quickly.
After saying goodbye to Katie, Garfield followed the program team to the shooting location, in the tropical rainforest of Brazil.
"Hello everyone, everyone! This time, the special edition of "Survival in the Wild" hosted by me, Nicholas Garfield II. Our current location is in the tropical rainforest of Brazil. Here I will tell you how to survive here easily." Since I already had experience in shooting, Garfield was not nervous at all this time and performed quite well.
"After entering the rainforest, we must first find a safe place to live, and secondly, we must find a suitable source of water. These are one of the necessary elements for our survival." Garfield walked forward while talking.
"Okay, now I'll demonstrate to you how to quickly find a safe and suitable place to live." Garfield said, and after signaling to the photographer, he slowly flew into the sky.
After seeing Garfield fly up, the shooting team, who had already prepared, began to use the aerial camera.
Garfield, who flew to the sky, took the initiative to approach the past after seeing the aerial camera, "Now, we can easily see the entire rainforest when flying high altitude. Everyone sees a suitable residence in front of us." Garfield said, stretching out his claws and pointing ahead.
After finding a safe place to live, Garfield fell back to the ground and continued to walk forward.
"The rain forest is full of threats, poisonous insects, snakes, wild beasts, etc., which may all give you a fatal threat." Garfield walked forward swaying, but his mouth kept emphasizing the dangers in the rain forest.
After coming to the safe residence he had found before, Garfield began to build a shed. Unlike Beyer's construction method, he simply and roughly prepared a few pieces of wood and built a simple wooden house with his previous knowledge of survival.
After building the wooden house, Garfield shook the dust on his body, and went to the camera to continue saying, "Now the wooden house is built, everyone can see if it's very simple!"
"Simple P!" The photographer carrying the camera complained silently in his heart.
The photographer felt that Garfield was almost out of strength to complain about his behavior of showing off all the time.
After setting up the wooden house, Garfield walked to the side, "Now, we are going to find water. Water is a must for us, so it is very important to find the right water source.
As early as in the air, Garfield discovered the right water source with his super vision, so Garfield easily found the river.
Garfield, who came to the river by the river, continued to preside over the presidency, "Remember that only the flowing live water can be drunk. Those very dirty stagnant water must not be drunk. There are many bacteria in it. Once you drink it, it will cause many diseases. If you survive in the wild and get infected, you will basically be sentenced to death."
Garfield, who was concentrating on presiding, did not notice that in the river behind him, a piece of "dead wood" was slowly moving towards his direction, and then the dead wood slowly sinks.
Neither Garfield nor the photographer noticed the situation behind it. They spoke seriously and the other took photos seriously.
Suddenly, a black shadow pounced out of the water and attacked Garfield.
"Bang!" Faced with the attack behind, Garfield turned around calmly and slapped the sneak attacking crocodile unconscious in the water.
"My God!" the photographer screamed and retreated in panic.
"Everyone saw it. It was a very fatal danger just now. In the face of such an attack, everyone must not panic. Be calm and just slap it in the face." Garfield's expression was plain and very calm, which formed a sharp contrast with the photographer's panic.
The photographer is completely unable to complain about Garfield's new round of pretending behavior, "Justic TMD just slapped him."
In view of Garfield's perverted behavior, the Wild Survival Program team added "dangerous behaviors, please do not imitate" the various survival skills taught by Garfield in the later broadcast of the program.
The crew was really worried that if there was that stupid person who really went to the wilderness to experiment according to the skills Garfield said, the TMD would definitely die clean and there would be no residue left.
Therefore, Garfield became the first host of the Wild Survival program that was full of "dangerous behavior, please do not imitate".
After dealing with the crocodile, Garfield took the homemade wood water storage device and picked it up in the river. He returned to the camp while blowing the cow.
Garfield took a total of 5 days to record this time, and during this period, Garfield refreshed his three views on the show again and again.
What to do if it is too hot? Garfield will teach you, just breathe in the water, so that you can get a lot of ice.
What to do when facing a crocodile? Slap it in the face!
What should I do when facing the python? Slap it in the face!
What to do when facing poisonous insects? Slap it in the face!
In short, what should I do when facing danger? Just slap it and do a miracle!
What should I do if the food I made myself is too unpalatable? Fly to the town outside, steal a lot of food, and then continue to find a way to survive!
What to do if you are too bored at night? Go and find a bunch of wild beasts to play with you.
In short, how to make one die, how to be perverted, how to destroy one's views, how to do it!
In response to this, all members of the program team complained in their hearts: "You have flew out and TMD flew back to continue surviving. Are you surviving in the wilderness or vacationing in the wilderness?"
On the last day of the shooting, Garfield rode a jaguar (jaguar) that he had finally caught, and said to the camera leisurely: "Today is the last day of survival. I believe that as long as you learn the skills assigned to you by King Garfield, you can survive here easily like me."
As Garfield said that the shooting was finally over, the members of the crew breathed a sigh of relief. The shooting these days had really had a great impact on their three views.
Garfield is the most powerful and unprofessional survival expert they have ever seen. He talks a lot every day, and survival is like vacationing.
Although the crew was not satisfied with Garfield's professionalism, the show responded well after it was broadcast and instantly became popular on the Internet.
Countless people expressed envy and praise for Garfield's performance.
Of course, there will always be some sluts and mutant discriminators, who will apply for Garfield's survival in the wilderness and are full of discrimination against ordinary people.
Garfield only has one answer to this, no...Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting ordinary people, I mean everyone here is rubbish!
Chapter completed!