Chapter 27: Ming Xiu Plank Road Darkness Chen Cang
Bai Lian stabbed the master in his forties and said, "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and unpack it. Our patriarch has a word of words. Our patriarch has little advantages. It is good to believe it."
When I heard her words, I staggered.
"I'm going to see Qingmei, thank you for the leader of the Bu" a sound of tearing the packaging from behind.
At noon, Xing Ren brought a table of rich vegetarian food. After everyone sat down, I tried to taste chopsticks, which was still like eating soap. I poured two mouthfuls of tiger blood to dilute the bitter taste.
I muttered, "It seems that this Mingdao tea can only eliminate my hunger."
I didn't sound loud, and I was sticking out my tongue to let the bitter taste dissipate faster. Bai Qi slapped the chopsticks so scared that I almost bit my tongue. He glanced at the surprised people and said, "You guys have something to talk about with the patriarch,"
After saying that, he pulled me and ran to the second floor. Old Man Zhu also followed.
Bai Lian quietly said to several people, "Why don't we go and eavesdrop."
Bai Qi threw down a small tea bowl and was hitting Bai Lian's head. A big bag instantly bulged. Bai Lian didn't dare to scream, so he could only lower his head and tearfully squeezing into his mouth.
As soon as he entered the room, Bai Qi asked me, "What's wrong with Mingdao Tea?"
Old Man Zhu said, "Wait." He pulled the curtains up, set up another formation, and said anxiously, "Tell me what happened to Mingdaocha."
I asked in confusion, "What's going on," Bai Qi scratched his head anxiously but couldn't say it.
Old man Zhu patted him and said, "The ancient Mingdao Tea book records that it is the leaves of an ancient strange tree. There are only a few leaves at the top of Qingming Festival every year, which have the effect of making people realize it. It is called Mingdao Tea. I don't know how many years the tree has been.
Later, the torso gradually petrified and completely turned into stone more than 500 years ago. The leaves were immortal. The legendary last piece was drunk by Heshen, a corrupt official of the Qing Dynasty. Where did you drink it? Who gave you the drink?"
I slowly frowned and didn't expect that there were so many stories about Mingdaocha.
"I've seen the Dragon Guardian, he gave me some drinks." Bai Qi wanted to ask something but couldn't hesitate.
Old Man Zhu patted me and said, "Don't worry, just say it slowly."
I pondered for a moment and made up my mind to say, "I can't say some things. You should know the reason. I will tell you one thing. The dragon guard is Liu Bowen."
The two old men looked at me in surprise, and after a long time, they squeezed out their mouths, "He has lived for nearly 700 years."
I nodded, "The main purpose of his search for me is to return to the Dinglong Needle."
The two old men looked at me like puppets and asked, "You gave it to him."
"I gave it to him."
It took a long time before Old Man Zhu replied, "Have you changed back to Litian Jiuhuan?"
I smiled bitterly, "He gave it to me, I didn't want it."
"Why" the two old men asked in unison.
I sighed and said, "This is not what you should know."
I waved my hand and said, "Only the three of us know about this, you must keep your mouth shut in the future."
The two of them made a gesture at the same time and swore to the sky, "If this happens from my Bai Qi (Zhu Changyou), you will be thundered, and thousands of arrows will penetrate the heart, and there will be no place to die."
Bai Qi straightened his body and said, "The last question, how long have you ever realized it?"
I got up and walked out of the room, "Twelve hours"
The afternoon was busy and boring.
All the Taoist sects came to visit, and the big sects came over, and the small sects came directly to the heads of one sect and sent away batches. They remembered not much, but they became familiar with each other.
He said all kinds of compliments and had a hypocritical smile on his face. Fortunately, I used to be a manager, so I might have collapsed like them.
At first they accompanied me like a decent look, but then Bai Lian and Baisha couldn't resist it anymore. The two little guys kept squeezing and flirting with each other. Bai Qi, who had been unable to sit still, took the two little guys to the backyard to practice martial arts.
Old Man Zhu sat behind me, smiling, and nodding with his head squinted, as if he was praising others' words. Finally, I realized that this guy was asleep.
Yang Weilong and Zhu Huihui stood behind me. I didn’t see what they looked like. But the singing vaguely came from behind, and we could tell that there was a person who was so bored that he was listening to the song to relieve his boredom.
In the evening, a Maoshan disciple whom I had met in the afternoon came to send a message, saying that the five elders invited me to dinner together. I gently stroked my stomach and complained to myself, "Your sister, I can't eat dinner again. Why is Yang Weilong so slow to go out to buy barbecue?"
I was hungry again for dinner, and I persuaded several old guys to eat a few vegetarian food, which was disgusting. I finally managed to deal with it, and just wanted to go back to the other yard for a barbecue, but was dragged by Qingxuzi and Yun Zhongzi to watch the show.
Your sister is really a big show. The stage is placed in the large parking lot in front of Tingfengxuan’s door. There are already dark people all over the place.
At the front were six Grand Master Chairs. When we walked out, we all stood up in an instant and shouted in unison, "I have met the five elders of the Taoist Sect and the Chief Bu." The momentum is quite strong.
When we sat down, a man like an ceremonial shouted "Opening"
I felt so distressed. They really invited me to watch the show, and the performance was really good.
You old knives, listening to the sound of gongs and drums in your ears, watching them eating peanuts and drinking tea, I had the urge to pull Yun Zhongzi, who was closest to me, to take a bite.
Zhu Huihui was still considerate and handed me a bag of jerky. It was only a little bit of it. I was even hungry after I had stuffed it between my teeth.
After finally sticking to the end of the show, the old man Liehuo stood up and said, "I am a rough man and I can't stand this twisted behavior. I'll go back and rest first and avenge my guilt."
Master Jinxia also stood up and said, "I like quietness, so I will go back to the villa first."
We stood up and gave it to us.
Before the second place was started, a thin man jumped onto the stage and told his own house that he said, "In Xialonghu Mountain, Xue Zan, I'll perform a face change for everyone." After that, he hit the monkey boxing. This monkey boxing was vivid, but every time he flicked and moved.
There would be an extra mask on his face. It was so exciting that I applauded repeatedly. After a set of monkey punches, I clasped my fists down and said, "I'm giving you a great holy stick," his brothers had already thrown a golden cudgel in the audience. He flew over and caught it and had an eighteen-small flip.
A stick is playing with the wind. Just as the audience applauded, a Monkey King wearing a Great Saint costume jumped out from the backstage. He clasped his fists at the audience, "Let's go, Wudang Li Kaigu, Brother Xue, how about the real and fake Monkey King?"
As they said that, the two of them hit each other together, using real kung fu and iron rod hitting sparks. The people in the audience started to cheer, and slowly they all calmed down because they all came out, and they had already had a real fight. They had been doing more than forty rounds.
Xue Zan avoided a backflip, Li Kaigu took a blow, and the stick in his hand poked out from his crotch, hitting Li Kaigu's chest, and slashed it away.
Several monkey soldiers and monkey generals rushed out of the backstage and rushed towards Xue Zan. More than a dozen of his fellow disciples jumped behind Xue Zan. Zhang Tianshi threw his cup directly and shouted, "No, get back to me."
Xue Zan led a dozen people to run away in shame. Master Zhang stood up and said to Yun Zhongzi, "Fellow Taoist, it's okay, I'm a discipline, please atone for my sins. I'll go back and punish them now." He turned around and left.
Yun Zhongzi looked at the group of monkeys who were helpless on the stage and shouted angrily, "Get down, stop acting, next scene." After a group of monkeys rushed back to the stage, he sat back angrily and picked up the tea bowl and found that it was no longer water, so he fell directly on the table.
Qing Xuzi said to him, "Brother Yun calms down, let's go upstairs to see what's going on." He pointed to a window on the third floor of Tingfengxuan with his hand. Yun Zhongzi nodded. Qing Xuzi bowed to me, "Please go with you, Chief Bu."
The three of us brought a few people to the floor-to-ceiling window of a room on the third floor. When we opened the window and heard a wave of discussion downstairs. Yun Zhongzi lay on the window and cheered up his inner voice and shouted, "Let's play for me until dawn, I'll watch it here."
The emcee on the stage quickly shouted "Opening"
Qing Xuzi took a sip of tea and asked in a pun, "Why didn't Master Zhu come here? Are they not interested in the drama?"
I smiled slightly, "Of course they are interested, especially the place where the Red Cliff is burning. They don't want to watch it, they want to act, or borrow arrows in a straw boat."
After watching for more than ten minutes, Zhu Huihui said in my ear, "They have done it and everything is ready." I nodded slightly. After a few minutes, there was a knock on the door outside the door. The Taoist of Fan Chuan pushed the door and whispered, "I found a total of six."
This was a wonderful place on the stage. Yun Zhongzi came to applaud and cheered. After shouting, he sat back and asked in a low voice, "Are you ready?"
Three people flashed out in the bathroom, similar to ours, wearing the same clothes as us, but I was a little thinner, but there should be no problem with me from a distance. We quietly changed seats.
Qing Xuzi pulled the window behind and jumped down. Yun Zhongzi flew out with a pretty face. I lay on the window and whispered, "I can't do anything light skills." Yun Zhongzi sighed helplessly.
I jumped over and lit it on the wall a few times, and then came to my sight. I held me and raised it out the window. I covered my mouth hard and didn't let myself scream. He leveraged his hand on the window on the second floor, and we both landed lightly.
Zhu Huihui jumped down by herself, rolled forward on the ground and relieved her strength.
Seeing that there was no one around, Qingxuzi pulled me up and whispered, "Go,"
Yun Zhongzi grabbed him and said, "Wait until I get angry, let me slow down." He gave me a blank look and said, "You are too fat."
We walked slowly in the bamboo forest. After a few minutes, Yun Zhongzi said, "Okay, let's go."
Your sister, didn’t you call me to leave just now? Two old guys held me one left and one right, and I instantly felt the strength of inertia. I felt like the clouds were flying under my feet. After about three or five minutes, the bamboo forest suddenly disappeared, and there was a road in front of me.
A broken gold cup was parked wherever it was. When the driver saw us appear, he shook his headlights twice, and then turned on. We got into the car. The driver looked at us in surprise. I was not breathing, and formed a sharp contrast with the two old men who were so fierce and panting.
The driver was about to drive, but I said there was another person waiting. After waiting for about twenty seconds, Zhu Huihui also rushed out of the bamboo forest and plunged into the car.
Yun Zhongzi was so angry that he patted my back and said, "Boy, I know your Bu family is rich, you should also pay attention to your diet and exercise more." I said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Senior Yun, I don't know why I'm so anxious."
Yun Zhongzi took out a hundred yuan from his arms and handed it to Qing Xuzi. Qing Xuzi even looked at the true or false seriously before putting it in his pocket.
"Okay, these two old guys have gambled me again."
My stomach started to scream in a bad mood. Zhu Huihui thoughtfully handed over a bag of beef jerky, Yun Zhongzi grabbed it and ate it.
Zhu Huihui was so anxious that "Senior Yun is beef jerky," Yun Zhongzi said vaguely, "I know, I ran away with him for so long just now, just replenishing some energy."
I asked in confusion, "You eat meat too," Yun Zhongzi said disdainfully, "We are not those old bald donkeys who respect the world and pay homage to all things, let alone jerky beef, snakes, rats, and cockroaches."
"Why did you all eat vegetarian food that night?" "The vegetarian food there is delicious!"
My heart was filled with tears. Yun Zhongzi patted my back and said, "Boy, I'll give you a story."
"When I was a child, I had a few acres of land at home. That year, my cows died and I couldn't panic if I didn't have cows to plow the land. Then my father took me and my brother as oxen and pears. That was the most tiring feeling in my life.
Just now I felt that it was not just the cow who died, but my brother was also dead.”
Zhu Huihui snorted and made a sound. I looked at the driver, and Yun Zhongzi shook his head and said, "It's okay, my apprentice, if he dares to talk nonsense about our 113 toilets in Wudang are waiting for him."
The driver smiled bitterly, "Master, we only have 11 toilets in Wudang," Yun Zhongzi patted his back and said, "There are also public toilets at the foot of the mountain that you didn't count."
The driver said with a bitter face, "I saw nothing today and heard nothing. The master is as wise as ever."
Yun Zhongzi proudly introduced me, "This is my eldest disciple, Li Jian, known as Qingfeng Swordsman in the Jianghu, don't be so untuned, his swordsmanship is very good."
Chapter completed!