Two hundred and sixty-six strange dreams.
During this period, I had a strange dream. An old man with gray hair appeared in my dream, holding a disc in his hand and asked me, "Finisher, do you want a disc? This is a good thing, there are countless small movies in it, absolutely passionate."
I cursed, "Your Madam, it's so convenient to watch online now. I have to find an optical drive to read it when buying your disc. Don't you know that the optical drive is out of date now?"
The old man was not upset and continued to ask, "Are you here to Zangguduo here to hunt for treasure?"
"Looking for your sister, I'm here to kill Taotie."
The old man said disdainfully, "Just kill Taotie, I think you are here to feed Taotie."
When my temper got up, I brag with this old guy in my dream in the first person. I brag for three days and three nights. The old man listened silently. After I blew my legend, the old man asked in a playful tone, "Since you are a divine beast, how can this mere Wanzai Ice trap you?"
Then I told the story of the separation of human and souls when I walked in the two worlds, and I also said that I had been walking in the two worlds for a day and a night.
After I finished blowing, the old man asked again, "I don't know what the name of my friend is? I'm Datong."
I began to brag again proudly. "I have many titles. The most famous one is the divine beast Blood Monster." First, I pulled out the coolest one, "I am also the master of the Blood Monster Island, and the commander of the Blood Monster Legion. I have at least twenty-seven divine beasts under my command," and then I began to introduce the title of "Lord Yunlong City, because I have another Yunlong City, I am still the leader of the human group, the director of the Supernatural Administration Bureau, and the foodie, but no one has called me for this title for a long time. By the way, I am still the leader of the Bu clan."
When I mentioned the leader of the Bu clan, the old man's eyes suddenly shone brightly, "Captain of the Bu clan, that Bu clan."
I said disdainfully, "There is the Bu family, and Anbu no longer exists. Hahaha, they are now a branch of Taiwan."
The old man ignored what I said, rushed up and grabbed my hand and looked at it, then laughed out loud, and blinked at me mischievously, "Come and call me ancestors and listen. I am Bu Datong, your ancestor."
Then the old man was pressed to the ground and rubbed him, and while beating him, "Be my ancestor, you are impatient for life." He beat the old man up all day.
The next day at dawn, the old man lay on the ground with his head in his arms and shouted, "Okay, stop hitting, you're about to wake up. Why did our Bushi come up with a thing that you like to kick the crotch like? You want to kill Taotie, right? I have a treasure here to help you." As he said that, the CD appeared in front of me and bounced me away from a distance.
It's still a dream. The old guy didn't have any scars at all. He sorted out his clothes with a big tail and said to me, "I'm really Bu Datong. You can go back and check the family tree, but these are not important. You'll go out after dawn today. We have two hours left. Let's tell you about Zangguduo."
I said disdainfully, "If I can go out and the human and soul are united, there is no existence in the mortal world that I cannot turn over."
The old man said helplessly, "I have listened to the story of four days and four nights, and I have been beaten up for a day and one night, a total of five days and five nights. Will it not work if you listen to me for two hours? I will give you benefits after listening. I have been alone for too long. Can you just treat me as a respectful person once?"
If you think about it carefully, it’s a dream anyway, just listen to the old guy tell me. He said generously, “You talk, it’s better to be more exciting.”
The old man smiled and said, "Absolutely wonderful. A long time ago, I can't remember the specific time. When I followed King Wu to defeat King Zhou, there was a strange phenomenon in the sky. The red giant star broke through the sky and fell into Zangguduo. The Prime Minister calculated that Taotie was born and sent thirty generals under the account to seal it. Who knew that a small local prince did not know the current affairs and opposed us. He also used a different method to sacrifice the princess to create a powerful bone beast. The thirty generals sacrificed themselves to seal the entire Zangguduo. Later, the Prime Minister found the patriarch of my clan to gather nine fortune-telling.
The master's hand was jointly deduced. Thousands of years later, Taotie was about to break out of the seal, causing trouble to the people. At that time, seven Bu clan members resolutely took on the mission of protecting the people and voluntarily frozen the seven snow-capped mountains to form a large formation. Thousands of years of cold air was gathered before Taotie broke the seal. Unexpectedly, only one female ghost was born in a thousand years, and Taotie was not moving at all. Even if the seven of us were frozen, our lifespan was over. Let's go back to the past first. Only my magic power was strong, and a wisp of residual soul survived to this day."
I decisively interrupted, "Old guy, the story is well written. Since you are dead, let's go on the road with peace of mind. There is no exciting content in the story. Also, since you were a person who followed King Wu's attack on King Zhou, why is your language the same as us? You still ask me if you want a disc? Come on, these seem to be not the words you should have mastered. I'm about to wake up, so thank you for accompanying me, otherwise it would be really boring."
The old man was furious, "You unworthy descendant, I asked you if you want the ice jade plate? If you want it, take over me to guard here for thousands of years. This is the cold we have gathered over the years. What is going on is the vocabulary you said three days ago. After listening to the story of four days and four nights, I have basically mastered your language. Also, I have already left the iceberg and will disappear after dawn. Since you want to kill Taotie, bring the ice jade plate with me, which can be considered as completing our mission. After using it, you will have unintentional benefits. Why is it so difficult to talk to you, a bastard?"
I was also furious, "I am a rabbit, you keep saying that you are my ancestors, then are you an old rabbit?"
The old man was furious and pinched his sword trick with his fingers. He directly hit my forehead and a spell was directly imprinted in my mind. "If a tiger doesn't show his power, you think I'm a sick cat, look at the trick."
Then we started fighting again, this time it was a fight. In my dream, I found that I couldn't beat this old man. Your sister's unscientific. The old guy used the crotch to kick the crotch more easily than me, and he always used a feeling of egg slag.
Moreover, the black and black shell of the judge's robe has no effect, and it really feels like a dansan. I also have the same move, just like two taekwondo players, who decisively gave up their fists, all raised their legs and kicked people in the crotch. If I weren't in my dream, how could there be such a shameful scene?
Now I just hope that this strange dream will end quickly.
After I played against each other for more than an hour, both of us were out of breath and could only stare at each other, and our legs were unnaturally in the shape of inner horoscopes, which hurt too much. Then we turned into a match-sighted stare and stared at each other. Just now a light pierced into my eyes, almost blinding my titanium alloy dog eyes. When I opened my eyes again, the old man's figure slowly disappeared. Your sister, Meng finally woke up.
Chapter completed!