Chapter 3 Teaching Dwarves to Be Human
"I will introduce myself. My name is Yang Lian, a ranger hired by Gandalf. Given the barbaric behavior, rude behavior and reputation of your dwarves, I will make a formal statement that I will follow the contract completely, but don't expect me to obey your orders."
"Also, after escorting you to Gushan and helping you to sit on the throne of dwarfs, I will have a share of Gushan's treasure." Yang Lian said without hesitation.
Gandalf couldn't help but sighed. Unexpectedly, Yang Lian had such a deep prejudice against the dwarves. Thinking about it, what was the situation of the dwarves they knew, and what kind of virtues did the dwarves in front of them? Those with a little discernment ability would not like the dwarves.
"Gandalff, I don't need an escort." Thorin-Oak Shield shouted angrily.
"You don't have the right to speak here." Yang Lian said, "Papa~" slapped Thorin Oak Shield twice, showing the strong's arrogance to the fullest.
"Dwarfs can be killed but not humiliated!" Thorin Oak Shield was furious.
"According to the contract, I really can't kill you, but the contract only allows me to protect you and reach Gushan alive. That is to say, as long as you are alive, it's okay to be complete or not within the terms of the contract. Do you think I cut off your arm or your legs? Or, cut off your third leg." Yang Lian said in a silence, then flipped his hand and a short knife appeared.
A cold light flashed, and Yang Lian held a short knife and walked towards Thorin's crotch. The speed was so fast that even Gandalf had no time to react, let alone the bound Thorin-Oak Shield.
Thorin Oak Shield didn't expect Yang Lian to take action as soon as he said he could do it, and the speed of his attack was so fast. As Yang Lian continued to take action, Thorin Oak Shield felt a coolness under him. Thorin Oak Shield subconsciously closed his eyes and let out a burst of hysterical screams.
After a while, Thorin Oak Shield did not notice the pain. When he opened his eyes, he saw Yang Lian's playful smile and the short knife between his legs. The blade went straight into the ground. If he moved a little further up, he would say goodbye to his happy life in the future.
"Now be honest, you can talk calmly." Yang Lian chuckled, and then said to Gandalf: "You come and talk to him, and I will teach these rude little guys to be human."
After Yang Lian said that, he walked towards the other dwarves. Yang Lian first took off the rag from their mouths, and the dwarves' curses immediately attracted like a tide. Yang Lian was unmoved, but there was a smile on his face.
"Swear, scold, the more fierce you scold now, the more miserable you will scream later." Yang Lian said in his heart.
"Gandalff, where did you invite this demon?" Thorin-Oak Shield said angrily.
"Shh, let's talk about this ranger later. I want to see how our ranger dealt with your tribe." Gandalf also had a headache with these extremely stubborn dwarves, hoping that Yang Lian could obey them.
Yang Lian’s method of dealing with the dwarves was very simple. He neither beats nor scolds them, nor cuts them with a knife. Instead, he used acupoints to follow the attitude of scientific experiments.
What’s interesting is that although these dwarves are short and are of a different race from Yang Lian, they actually have acupuncture points on their bodies. Yang Lian clicked their laughing hole, and then the dwarves laughed hysterically.
"We dwarves are tenacious and unyielding. This hateful ranger uses this method to make us surrender? Is he trying to laugh at us to death?" Thorin Oak Shield said disdainfully.
After a moment, Thorin Oak Shield's face changed drastically, because these dwarves were still laughing wildly, even if they were crying, even if they were distorted and their faces were covered in ferocious faces, they were still laughing wildly.
Gandalf was shocked and stood up suddenly, looking at the dwarf who was laughing wildly in front of him in disbelief. Gandalf really didn't understand why this situation happened. He just clicked it on his body and the other party would laugh wildly.
"Gandalff, let me go." Thorin-Oak Shield shouted angrily.
Gandalf immediately untied the rope on Thorin-Oak Shield. As soon as Thorin-Oak Shield escaped, he ran to the dwarf and asked loudly: "What's wrong with you? Stop!"
"Hahahaha... can't stop, Solin, hurry up, knock me out...hahahaha..." Dwarf Nuoli said, holding back his smile.
Thorin-Oak Shield looked at the dwarfs' twisted and crazy smiling faces, and roared, and slashed Nuli's neck with a knife. As a result, Nuli was not dizzy at all and was still laughing wildly.
Thorin-Oak Shield cut twice again without believing in evil, but Nuoli was still not dizzy and was still laughing wildly. Facts proved that cheating by knocking out was not possible. Yang Lian did not simply click their laughing hole, but also left a trace of innate true energy. It was this innate true energy that made them laugh wildly without beating them to survive and die.
"Enough! I promise you the conditions, and quickly remove your magic." Thorin-Oak Shield simply classified the phenomenon he could not understand as Yang Lian's magical means.
"This is how you dwarves ask for help. Don't you dwarves know the etiquette? Those who know understand that you dwarves are asking for help, and those who don't know think you dwarves are cutting people." Yang Lian sat directly aside, crossing his legs and said slowly.
Thorin-Oak Shield was so angry that he screamed, but the more Thorin was so angry that he screamed, the happier Yang Lian laughed. Of course, the dwarfs who had their smiles laughed even more crazy.
Finally, Thorin Oak Shield suppressed his anger and said respectfully: "Please give up your hand and let my tribe go. As long as you can protect me to reach Gushan, regain the gems, and sit on the throne, I will repay one-sixteenth of Gushan's treasure."
Yang Lian smiled, who said that the dwarf would not ask for help? Isn’t this kind of low-key look good? At this time, the dwarf Thorin Oak Shield never thought of retrieving the Aken gem from the dragon Smaug, but just wanted to steal the Aken gem from Smaug, which was also the reason why Gandalf wanted to recruit the Hobbit Bilbo Baggins.
As long as you get the Aken Gem back, Thorin Oak Shield will naturally be qualified to sit on the throne of the Dwarf King.
Yang Lian used a yang finger and raised his hand to swell the air to untie their acupoints. This wave of operation made Thorin Oak Shield think that Yang Lian knew some kind of magic.
After the dwarves stopped laughing wildly, they immediately fell to the ground and gasped. Their faces, which were twisted due to the laughing wildly, felt numb and they couldn't recover after a long time.
Yang Lian waved his hand and threw a pure Cuban cigar to Gandalf. At the same time, he also threw a Thorin-Oak Shield. Thorin-Oak Shield and Gandalf were not sure. After seeing Yang Lian lit one and swallowing the clouds and spitting the clouds and spitting the clouds and spitting the clouds and spitting the clouds and spitting the clouds and spitting the clouds without any guidance.
The two were very satisfied. This cigar is much stronger and more mellow than the tobacco made in Middle-earth mainland, and is not as spicy as the tobacco made in Middle-earth mainland.
Yang Lian did this and tried to see if the method of "one hand is big stick and the other hand is sweet date", whether the dwarf can be a good person, or at least be a good person in front of himself.
It's not bad at the moment, but Yang Lian felt it was necessary to make the dwarves deepen their impression. Yang Lian put out the cigar and walked straight towards the group of dwarves.
When the dwarves saw Yang Lian coming, their bodies subconsciously trembled and wanted to avoid them. However, these dwarves had already been tied up by ropes and could not move at all.
In their terrifying eyes, Yang Lian flipped his hand and a long sword appeared. "Swish swish~" a few times, Yang Lian cut off their rope.
Just as the group of dwarves breathed a sigh of relief, Yang Lian immediately greeted them with his muscle-dividing hands. For a moment, a tragic scream sounded.
Chapter completed!