The seventh year of Xiande, the first month of Kaifeng City.

A group of black and thin men were naked, wrapped the rope as thick as a thumb around their waists, then passed through their skinny shoulders, shouting loud horns, and dragging the giant on the river with their flesh and blood with their bodies.

Generally, people in the first lunar month do not have land to grow, and they are always at home. They are wondering whether to pull two feet of flower cloth, make new clothes for their children, or buy a big buttock tip to satisfy the whole family.

But these boatmen are not so lucky. There is little rainfall in winter and sometimes the river surface will freeze. It happens that this year is the time for the busy canal transportation, so you will not rest for a moment when you work.

Be more busy. If you are busy, you can make money. People in troubled times will not have the life to enjoy happiness. If you can earn a bite of food to fill the whole family's stomach, it is happiness.

南 ~

A gong rang, but two people, one big and one small, stood among the group of coolies, singing and talking.

The young man looked only four feet tall, but he looked only six or seven years old. The older man looked about in his twenties, and he looked three or four minutes alike from his face. He should be a father and son, but he looked like he wanted to perform on the street.

The coolies around were not surprised by the father and son. Obviously, the father and son have been lingering here for a long time. They said something new called crosstalk. When they saw them ringing the gong, those tired and restless people came here.

The little one spoke first: "Everyone, my father and son have just arrived at the precious land, and many people don't know us yet. Let me introduce it."

The big one said, "Tell me."

"The relationship between us is not ordinary."

"right"

"We are a biological father and son"

"Yes, I'm my dad."

The little one turned around and raised his smile and looked at his father and said, "I didn't argue with you."

The big man said angrily: "Is there any dispute?" He said that, as if he was going to hit him.

Even though everyone knew that the father and the other two were having fun, many people laughed out loud, especially when the little boy was obviously a little big, he looked like a little adult, and he was very cute.

The little one continued: "Get back to the point."

"Yes, you can talk carefully and stop making trouble."

"My name is Sun Yue, please take care of me in the future."

"right."

"The one standing next to me is my father, his name is Sun Xiaoyue."

Puff~, speaking of this, the audience around them are already laughing. Never have these people heard of crosstalk? They can laugh very hard with a little bit of shaking their burdens. This kid is so naughty. Who is the one who ranks the seniority backwards?

Sure enough, the big guy got anxious when he heard this, and swung his soles and slapped his butt.

…………

There was naturally no crosstalk in the Northern Song Dynasty, so two people of one or two were naturally time travelers.

The little one is really called Sun Yue. He was originally a promising young man in the 21st century. He just graduated from a 985-brand master's degree this year. He had a bright future and a brilliant life before he could enjoy it. He drove a new car to pick up his father in a new car that the company matched, but suddenly he was hit by a big truck a thousand years ago.

Others always bring gold fingers when traveling through time, some bring Gatlin, some become emperors, some simply bring a large warehouse, and some shameless people bring a system directly. He is better, not only do he come empty-handed, but also bring a father.

Dear father.

The truck also hit his biological father Sun Chunming.

I don’t know what scientific principles this time travel was achieved. Anyway, when the father and the others opened their eyes, they seemed to be in their twenties younger. The father turned into a young man in his twenties, and he turned into a child of six or seven years old.

It would be fine if there was no golden finger, but at least we traveled to the Song Dynasty, which was the most popular among time travelers. This time was a little earlier, and in the seventh year of Xiande in the Later Zhou Dynasty.

This year, Zhao Kuangyin was still the Grand Marshal of the Procuratorate, and the people of the whole country were still mourning for Chai Rong. There were Northern Han and Khitan in the north, and Southern Tang and Houshu in the south. Anyway, there was no trace of the prosperous civilization of the Song Dynasty. No one appreciated Song lyrics at all, and could not even enjoy the most basic welfare of time travelers.

It is already a big deal to be able to live in such a chaotic end. You have to talk about whether you are a general or a minister or a wealthy or a prosperous dream. You will be awakened from hunger after only a long time of dreaming. No matter what you do in the future, you have to run around for a bite of food first.

Fortunately, the war was in chaos and there was no way to lead. All refugees from all over the country came to Kaifeng City to find a way out, but no one cared about the two of them.

When they first came, they were not talking about crosstalk. My father had been living in the system for a lifetime. Although he had not made much money in his life, he had to take his face for a lifetime. He could lose his life and give it away. But this two-two-two-thick-thin skin could not be broken.

As a result, he could not stand the boatman who had worked with a group of refugees for three days. The modern people with fine skin and tender flesh could not do this job. Not to mention the blood in their bodies, the key is that the profit of the few melons and jujubes is really not enough to make.

It just so happened that the two of them were crosstalk enthusiasts in their previous life, so they did this together.

It’s true that these coolies can’t make a lot of money even if they are tired all day long, but most people will reward one or two copper coins after listening to the fun. Their income will be just enough in the end, at least they are better than tycoons.

It’s not like modern people. You have to look for pirated copies when reading this novel, let alone rewards.

After two paragraphs, there were already a lot of copper plates in the small cloth pockets under their feet. They knew that the consumption capacity of these coolies was almost over, so they quickly put their mouths on and put their wallets to the next place with a lot of people.

In the first month of the year, everyone is happy and may have some spare money on hand. It is the best time to say crosstalk, and they both know that good days are just a few days old, so they must earn money quickly and never dare to rest for a moment.

Because just yesterday, in order to resist the Khitan army, Zhao Kuangyin, the palace inspector, had led his army north to fight the Khitan. Calculate the time, and I will almost be able to go to Chenqiaoyi tonight. Well, if you have a little knowledge of history, you will know what will happen next.

After walking for a while, when Sun Yue saw a man carrying a load and selling dates, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. The two of them set up the stage. Sun Yue was the funny guy, Sun Chunming was the supporting guy. After talking for a whole morning, Sun Chunming could still hold on, but Sun Yue had already become dry.

The vendor was also sharp-eyed. When he saw Sun Yue's expression, he knew that a deal had come to the door. He came over and said, "Brother, the child's mouth is so skinny. Do you want to quench his thirst for him?"

Sun Chunming was a little hesitant. There were no vegetable greenhouses in the Song Dynasty. Even dates were expensive in the winter. After a meal of winter dates, the crosstalk they had just said was in vain.

However, Sun Chunming gritted his teeth and said, "How to sell it?"

Sun Yue turned around and said, "Forget it, Dad, just pass by Aunt Li's house and ask for a bowl of water to drink."

"Oh, my father is useless, I can only afford a few winter dates. We have eaten rough grain for half a month. Let's have a sweet and smooth intestines. We will have a big deal tomorrow."

The date seller smiled and said, "Brother, you are so sensible. The dates are big, one with three mins and two mins. Do you want to be big or small?"

Sun Yue rushed to say, "You need bigger ones, bigger ones to be sweeter, grab me twenty big ones."

"Okay."

"No, no, I'd better want to be small. Change me to thirty small ones, it's sweet. I don't want to have insect eyes."

"no problem."

Sun Yue gave Sun Chunming first. After Sun Chunming ate two, he said he didn't like it and stopped eating it. Sun Yue ate five or six in one breath, and couldn't bear the rest. He just put it in his small pocket on his chest and was about to leave.

"Hey hey, you haven't paid yet."

"What money should I give?"

"Money for winter dates!"

"What money do I give to the winter dates when I exchanged them for that date?"

"Then...you didn't give any money to dates."

"We didn't eat the dates, so why should we pay for it?"

ha?

The date seller was also stunned, and he couldn't figure out what was going on for a moment.

But Sun Chunming smiled and said, "Don't mind, we father and son are talking about crosstalk, just talk. Look, this is Zao Qian. Come and listen to our father and son say crosstalk when you have time."

The date seller saw that he was not here to eat the zodiac dates, so he was also happy: "Okay, I have heard from people that a father and son came here nearby, which was very interesting. I have always wanted to see it but I didn't meet it. It turned out to be you two."

Sun Yue smiled and said, "Uncle, we will buy a shop to say crosstalk in two days. You can find us at any time."

"Yo? Shop, this is amazing."

"Look, look at that, the largest Lao Cao family's sesame cake on this street, we will buy this store tomorrow."

Selling dates secretly smiled in his heart, but he didn't say anything. He thought, the old Cao family's sesame cake is the largest and the best business shop on this street. Not to mention that it is impossible for them to sell it, even if they are willing to sell it, don't even think about it without a hundred or eighty-tenth ken. It didn't take long for the two of them to talk about crosstalk. He believed it if he made some money, but it would be a bit fantasy to say that he would make a 180-tenth ken.
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