Chapter 2 Ghost Marriage
Damn, isn’t this nonsense? The corpse inside can still leave by itself?!
I looked at the fat man suspiciously and asked curiously: "You are not going to open a museum to dig up a body, are you?"
"This, this, this is so fucking ugly. We are a businessman, and we are not digging graves. We are asking for the one inside to take away."
It's nonsense, it sounds so nice, it's not like digging away the corpse in the coffin.
I waved my hand and I was not interested in the one in the coffin. No matter whether she was a celestial fairy or a divine goddess, I only care about the living people now, but I am not interested in the dead. I am very worried whether Ning Qiyu escaped. Although he was not only a dead person, he didn't need to worry at all, but I really had a lot of doubts to ask him, and I also don't know where Bai Xiaofei was going, whether he was life or death.
There are so many living people who can't take care of them, who has time to deal with them?
Seeing that I refused to help him, the fat man quickly took out a thing from his butt pocket and showed it to me. When I saw it, my eyes lit up. It turned out to be a small exquisite pistol.
"Damn it! You actually have a pistol!" I was very surprised.
"No, this is a signal flare gun. You know, I'm not prepared for nothing and ran in to die. My accomplice is outside the forest. As long as I fire the signal flare, it can be automatically positioned. He will drive to pick me up. Cough cough. pick us up. But the premise is that I have to take this person out, otherwise my accomplice is not a fuel-efficient lamp and will definitely bleed us." The fat man blinked at me, "In other words, our lives are all on this person."
"Really or not?" I doubted.
"Of course it's true. His grandma, Mr. Fatty can swear, if Mr. Fatty has a lie, right? I'll tell you a real story. My companion is actually a big buyer. I'd have received information long ago that there are fun things in the forest and contacted the buyer. All the fees are paid by him. If he doesn't see the goods, he will definitely lift me open, and you won't be able to do it."
I sighed, there was nothing I could do, but now, just open it.
The fat man and I were wandering around, finding flat stone pieces and picking up the nails on the wood bit by bit. Fortunately, the coffin has been around for a long time, and we have removed one of the nails in a few strokes. After a while, we have also removed several other nails.
The fat man tried to lift a corner of the coffin lid, and a rotten smell squirted out. I covered my nose, and my mind was a little clear at this moment. I quickly went over and pressed the fat man's hand and looked at him steadily.
"Aren't the coffin usually buried under the ground? How could this coffin be placed on the surface?" I suddenly had a bad premonition and grabbed the fat man's hand, "Who told you there is a coffin here?"
The fat man looked at me and smiled, "Little brother, the coffin lid is now open, so it's boring to ask again."
"There is no buyer at all, and no one tells you the location of the coffin. Did you mislead and bump into it?" I stared at him, "Are you lied to me?"
The fat man spread his hands, "This is a buyer who cheated you, but everything else is true. I naturally have a source of information, and my accomplices are indeed waiting for me outside the forest, but he is not the buyer, but the little brother I hired. Brother, let's stop fighting, hurry up and take the goods away."
"No. I see there is something strange here. How could such a coffin be placed in the woods?" I was a little chilled. I have experienced enough recently, and who knows what it is to lie inside.
The fat man was completely obsessed with money and didn't listen to me at all. He actually lifted the cover of the coffin by relying on brute force. Later I realized that not only he was exerting force, but also a pair of hairy hands inside.
Damn it! But it was too late to find out. The lid of the coffin flew out and fell to the ground and fell in half. With a furious and furious ape sitting up from the coffin.
"I'm going to be a mother! I'm going to be a zombie! The corpse has turned into a rice dumpling!" The fat man suddenly rushed out of nowhere, "Little brother! Do you have black donkey hoofs on you? The black donkey hoofs can deal with zombies!"
"Damn it! Get out of here! Who is okay with that thing on your body?" I ran towards a tree, intending that if it jumped over, I would climb up the tree and hide.
The furry red-haired rice dumpling jumped out of the coffin. The nails of both hands were pointed and long, and they jumped towards me. I had seen them on TV and in movies, but this was the first time I saw them this real guy, which scared me so much that I almost urinated.
I quickly climbed up the tree, but I didn't expect that the fat man was climbing the tree above my head. We wanted to go together. I climbed up, but he actually stepped on my face and was going up. I was so angry that I pulled his pants. This fat man was too unfavorable.
The fat man stepped on me and was rude, "Don't fucking pulling my pants, authentic American goods, and there's a thousand. Little brother, I think that little girl is a yellow girl and wants to find a real owner. Fatty, I'm no longer a baby boy, so I have to feel wronged you!"
I was so angry that I wanted to use the stone to make fun of him. I was angry and felt that under my legs, I felt like I had my lead poured. I looked down at the red-haired female zongzi, whose claws were tightly grasping my shoes and pulling me down. Damn, I wouldn't be really hit by this fat man. This zongzi is looking for someone to marry her.
I kicked the rice dumplings hard, but the rice dumplings were extremely strong and could not kick them at all. The fat man stepped on my face again. I was hit by the upper and lower part. My hands slipped and fell down. It was falling on the rice dumplings. The rice dumplings were unbalanced and fell to the ground. The rotten smell was poured into my nose, and I almost died of smoke.
My hands were accidentally grabbed onto the round two of the female Zongzi, which was wet and slippery. The female Zongzi was furious. She clasped her claws on my head and lifted me up straight from her. I felt a strange force squeezing my brain bones. I guess my brain burst in a while and I would die without a complete corpse.
At this critical moment, something suddenly fell from the tree, and the ding-ling sounded crisply, sounding like the sound of a wind chime. I thought I was going to Maitreya Paradise and heard the sound of nature, but unexpectedly, the female Zongzi suddenly let go of her hand, and I fell to the ground, her eyes turned white, and her ears were buzzing.
After a breath of breath, he saw the fat man sliding down from the tree. He looked at the red-haired rice dumplings rolling on the ground and asked me strangely, "Little brother, what strange method did you use to kill this rice dumpling? You are so awesome. You must know that this red-haired rice dumpling is not easy to deal with. My grandfather's grandfather died at the hands of such a thing."
I was coughing and waved at him. I really didn't know what saved me. I only heard the sound of a bell, but I didn't have time to say more. From the corner of my eyes, I saw Zongzi seemingly recovering and was about to jump up. I quickly got up from the ground with my hands and feet and greeted the fat man, "Damn it! Why don't you run away quickly?!"
Chapter completed!