Chapter 29 Spoofing the First Ancestor(1/2)
In this era, TV antennas were made of several crosses, made by a couple, and they were made of a pole, hung on the top, and then placed the pole on the roof, and then pointed the pole in the direction to get a signal.
One person was on the roof, and one person was staring at the TV at the door of the house and shouting: "Turn again, turn again..."
The person on the roof said, "Can you do it?"
"You turned over! Let's turn back, oh, there are pictures, there are pictures, fix them..."
I was having a good time, and my grandfather's old TV was cramped and there was no signal. I climbed up the roof and fiddled for a while before I found the right point.
On Saturday and the school holidays, he planned to do something interesting and earn some money...
When the family went to buy a house, he bought a small camera with a camera function, and the whole process of buying a house was photographed.
In fact, I had ideas at that time, making money was small and most of my interest.
I remember the rise of blogs, WeChat, Weibo, forums, and post bars in later generations, and various short videos became popular.
Micro-film, spoof, prank, neighbors, Zheng Yun Studio, Chen Xiang at 6:30, teasing every day, etc.
"Luxury car test gold-worshiping women."
"Invite someone else's girlfriend to get on the car on the street."
"Will you sell yourself for a movie Crazy 7?" Street Test.
"Which is more important, appearance or work?" a passerby from the neighborhood.
What else is "the big brother in society punishes evil and promotes good..."
Zhang Shang read a lot at that time, and he followed a lot of WeChat public accounts.
Especially in 2018, these videos exploded in a burst of explosive style. There is nothing you can’t shoot, only you can’t imagine. If you shoot a fresh idea today, it will become a bad topic tomorrow. There are too many people who follow you.
There are even public accounts that are updated every day, and it is obvious that they are looking for someone to act...
And these days, Zhang Shang is also paying attention to this.
In this era, "a bloody murder caused by a steamed bun" should be regarded as the hottest video.
The "Wuji" and "Rule of Law Report" were edited, and the dialogue was re-adapted, full of nonsense and funny.
On the Internet, the download rate of this video is even far higher than that of "Wuji" itself.
It also triggered a debate on "infringement" among lawyers across the country. The director who was so angry that he spent 300 million to shoot "Wuji" angrily scolded, "People cannot be as shameless as this..."
As a result, there was nothing wrong with him, and the court ruled that he would not infringe on the right...
After breakfast, Yang Xin and Zhang Zhiwei went to the store.
Zhang Shang found the "80,000" that Zhu Xi bought for him from the cabinet. It was clearly black and white, with strong colors, and the spirit of a person was immediately cheered up.
Bring the camera, ride on the "Maserati" and go to find Zhishengxiang.
Zhang Shang decided to take him with him very early...
When shooting videos, someone needs to help you, and it is even more difficult to shoot secretly.
As for the topic, Zhang Shang has already thought about it and start with some simple neighbors.
He was afraid of being beaten to death by someone else's girlfriend...
Especially in Taigu, this small county town is looking down and not looking up. It is easy to find out about you, but it is not good to cause trouble.
...
The rotten road in Jiabao Village was cursed by Zhang Shang for ten thousand times. The dry land was swirling with a gust of wind, and the smell of earth in the air was scent.
The breeze in the south is called the breeze blowing on the face, and the breeze in Taigu is called eating soil in the wind.
In this era, large game consoles have been delisted, and in addition to Internet cafes, there are also controller game consoles.
Zhishengxiang's family is in the city and has a large wolf dog at home.
As soon as I heard the dog barking, I knew that Zhang was coming.
"The flowers are here, it's just right. We connect with the ninja turtles. I can adjust it to infinite fate. Let's pass the level." Zhi Lao Er was eager to try.
After entering the house, the decoration was very good, and his parents were not there either.
Below the TV is a little overlord learning machine, and there is a yellow box of game cards inserted in the card slot.
The two red and yellow wires connect the learning machine and the TV together, and you can play with it by connecting the handle.
It is said to be a learning machine, but it is actually a game machine for playing games. This thing carries the memories of the post-90s generation.
Contra, nunchao, mushrooms, tanks, street fights... The game card bought by Zhi Lao Er is half a box.
Zhang Shang hasn't finished this for a long time, but he can only be fresh for a while and he feels bored within a few minutes.
"Second, let's do something interesting." Zhang Shang took out the camera and swayed in his hand.
"What's interesting?"
"Let's go make a movie," said Zhang Shang.
"Play a movie?" Zhi Lao Er said, lowering the handle that was pressing fiercely, with a vulgarity in his eyes, swallowing his saliva, and almost drooling down...
This child has been hopelessly poisoned by Colmon...
"You want to be fucked." Zhang Shangshun praised him for a while, and then said, "Please take the camera and take pictures of me and passers-by, and let's make a neighbor."
"What does it mean?" Zhishengxiang was a little confused and had no brains.
Neighbors are words he has never heard of.
"You just say what I said. Let's go to Xinjian Road. There are many people. I ask passers-by questions. You can take a camera to take a picture of us."
"I won't be beaten when I shoot them, right?" Perhaps it was because I felt it was fresh, Zhishengxiang was eager to try it, but he was just an adolescent boy and timid.
"I'll go up and talk to you. If someone cares about us, just take a photo. Ignore us, just ignore her."
"That's OK."
As he said that, Zhishengxiang took the camera, fiddled with it for a while, became familiar with the function, rode a bicycle, and set off with Zhang Shang, with excitement along the way.
When passing by Tianma Mall, Zhang Shang bought a Little Bee Wireless Microphone, which is the device hanging around the waist of the TV host.
The streets are messy, and you can’t hear the words just by relying on the recording function of the camera. You have to use this kind of device to make it clear.
I went to the print and engraving shop again and found a small sign.
"A second-hand neighbor."
In the boss's idiot-looking look, Zhishengxiang went out with a tender face and blushed.
Zhang Shang's face is thick and he sticks the brand to the bee with glue. It is considered a brand.
If you have this name, if others want to watch your video, you will have keywords for searching.
Otherwise, if you post a video without a logo, how can others search?
...
On Saturday, Taigu's only shopping mall gathering place, the center of Xinjian Road, with people coming and going.
Most of the villagers came out to visit, wearing plaid shirts on the top and gray pants on the bottom. This outfit is the logo.
He is the only one who is as glamorous as Zhang Shang, all over the streets...
Short-sleeved shorts and shoes with black and white, bullet-haired hairstyle, clean hair on both temples, bullet-like streamlined, simple, capable and refreshing, with a little bit of ruffianism.
Edison Chen is able to fascinate thousands of girls, and this hairstyle is of great significance.
These days, few women can wear makeup, and most of them have pure natural faces when walking on the street.
To be honest, there are not many beautiful ones...
The two guys stored the car and squatted on the street for a while, looking left and right, but Zhang Shang didn't take action.
"Are you so arrogant?" Zhishengxiang fiddled with the camera and said on the camera.
"It's not that great, I just want to find some beautiful girls to interview." Student Zhang didn't have any scruples and told the truth: "Everyone likes beautiful girls. If you want to always interview wicked people, who can watch the video?"
Just as he was talking.
"Hey, look, that." Zhishengxiang pointed at the gate of Taurus Mall.
Zhang Shang looked, put on some light makeup, straightened her hair with her shoulders, and put it on her shoulders in a conservative manner. The pink dress, the skin exposed outside was so fair that her hair was tender. The tenderness of the young woman gave people a bright feeling.
"Let's go." Zhang Shang stood up, held the microphone, and greeted Zhishengxiang in a row.
Run two steps quickly. When approaching, adjust your breathing and slow down.
Otherwise, if you are rushing up in a hurry, people would think they were robbed.
"That..." It's about to come, and I'm a man in two lives. I'm chatting with strangers for the first time. Zhang Shang was a little embarrassed. "We're doing a show and want to interview you. Do you have time?"
The young woman has long been paying attention to these two people. After all, people have a sense of safety. If others come to you, they will always look at you.
In fact, she glanced at her three times because of classmate Zhang, she was quite handsome...
"Interview?" The young woman was stunned. People of this era are still very new to playing on TV. "Can you go on TV?"
"Can be seen online," Zhang Shang explained.
To be continued...