Chapter 209 Magical Emperor Song Ming [1](2/2)
It is said that in addition to being easy to raise women with wide legs, their lower heads are also the legendary shape of steamed buns, which is far more plump and comfortable than ordinary women. They are men's favorite...
There is no such thing among the women Zhang Shang contacts, but he is actually looking forward to it.
But that disgusting made him feel so painful. Even if he was so excited that he would be so excited about his sister-in-law. He would still be preparing to "get married" tomorrow. But after all, it is more important to keep yourself clean.
He gritted his teeth and drove away two steps and chased after him, shouting: "Brother Song, Zhu Xi is coming back tonight, I have to go back to accompany her."
Song Lizi: "…"
You are just a miserable ghost. You have the fate to watch it, you have no fate to play it, you are a waste of your kindness.
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Generally speaking, a private coal mine will take you to have a physical examination once before taking up the job, but there will be no physical examination in the future. I am afraid that the examination will lead to problems and the miners will cause trouble, which will only cause trouble.
This is the same as Zhu Xinning's coal mine.
In fact, even if there is no physical examination, the miner is clear about what is in his body. Who hasn't counted it?
Song Lizi's coal mine conducted a full-scale physical examination for employees, causing a sensation in the coal circle.
The coal bosses are waiting to watch the show. If they find 180 pneumoconiosis, it depends on how much you have to pay.
Emperor Ming of Song had a lot of money and had strong relationships. He directly transferred the physical examination units of several major hospitals in the provincial capital to move all the machines to the mine.
The physical examination is detailed and the equipment is so advanced that it is comparable to joining the army. There are even registrations for the miner's family, and the ratio of men and women...
So serious, the miner was so happy that he didn't spend any money anyway. After a physical examination, he had no problem and his heart was over.
It’s just that one of them took off his pants and looked at the balls, which made everyone very embarrassed.
The gray-haired elderly doctor wore plastic gloves, pinched and rubbed the balls, and dragged them up for the male nurse next to him to take a photo...
As for the reason for this examination, the explanation given is to observe pigmentation and see if your prostate is in trouble.
This matter spread within a day. The coal bosses knew the inside story and knew that Song Lizi was thinking about "researching the sixth generation single-letter" again.
If you don’t know the inside story, there will be more jokes.
Some people said that he was not good at it, so he wanted to find ten thousand photos of Dandan to post on the wall to enhance aphrodisiacs and suppress evil spirits, so that his concubines could be satisfied by looking at it.
Some people say that he was bored with women and started to take both men and women.
Some people say that Emperor Ming of Song was idle and had nothing to do, so he was evaluating the new style of coal mines, and was unique, comparing who was the "king of the kings", and then breeding for him and giving birth to a child through birds.
His strengthening harem group alone made the coal boss who was guessing this matter drooling, and he only regretted that he was small, otherwise he would have participated in the evaluation.
And the initiator Zhang almost laughed and died...
The result was achieved in three days when Dandan’s relationship with asymmetry and the birth of boys and girls.
As it turns out, employees with asymmetrical Dandans are indeed more likely to have sisters or brothers.
Folk statements have their own mystery and truth, and are not groundless.
Song Lizi: "Brother Zhang, what do you think about next?"
Zhang Shang: "Plastic surgery, a slap."
Song Lizi: "…"
People are very disgusted when they talk about plastic surgery these days. If you want to say who has had plastic surgery in life, everyone will stay away from it and point fingers, which is psychologically unacceptable.
But Emperor Ming of Song could not control so much. He had already reached the brink of madness. His behavior and behavior were ridiculous and magical, which was ridiculous.
Just gritted your teeth and walked up to the country of Fangzi...
A week later, Zhang Shang was stunned.
This girl didn't even let go of the Auntie Kanzi who gave him a ball.
This aunt is in her forties and has given birth to three boys and has no daughter. Emperor Ming of Song invited her to pay a lot of money. Even if she has a lot of wrinkles and looks good, she doesn't care about so much.
The two sides have united strongly and have a great momentum to create the world.
Goodbye Song Lizi is three months later, and the coal road conference is about to be held. Old Song has been buried all over, less than 100 kilograms. He is squinting when walking, his eyes are deep and his head is white.
Ten months later, with the blessings of dozens of monks, monks, Taoists, and witches, the child was born.
Emperor Ming of Song collapsed...
Chapter completed!