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Chapter 31 The Grand Opening of Earth Farmhouse

In the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, the President squirted anger at the crowd of officials.

"Russia gets a spaceport, we get a threat of a bomb that explodes at any time? And that teleportation booth, which is there! We can't get its technology? Where are our scientists?"

The officials were silent, and the Secretary of State had to say: "Mr. President, in fact, most scientists have stopped doing it..."

"Then we will build a wall around the teleportation booth to surround it!" The President became more and more angry and said in a gesture: "Yesterday a group of people teleported directly from Shanghai, which was too bad. We need to do something, good things."

"Mr. President, it's a good thing to do now," the Secretary of State advised, "Polices show that what people want most is to wait and see."

Starting yesterday, led by an alien named Wei Miao, there is an activity of "building a teleportation booth and traveling to the spaceport" every day.

People around the world have actively signed up to participate, including scientists and members of the contact team have been residing in the spaceport. There are celebrities, big names from all walks of life, and especially a group of technology companies, all fighting for the black technological blessings of aliens.

They know that the earth's technology industry will be reshuffled, and the current technology giants can collapse overnight, and an unknown small company can also rise overnight.

For example, Ansaibo mobile phone! If any manufacturer obtains this technology, other mobile phone manufacturers can switch to their careers and sell sweet potatoes.

There are also speed cars, airships, spaceships... Just talk about floating skateboards or flying swords. As long as they are launched on the market, they will definitely be popular all over the world.

Then what business matters are more important than getting familiar with aliens? No!

"..." Mr. President is also a businessman, so he can't understand that the general trend cannot be stopped. In fact, his daughter and son-in-law also attended the event, and got close to aliens, hoping to get the right to operate the hotel in the spaceport.

But he has never lost in his life, but since he became president, he has been in many troubles and can't swallow this.

"What should the United States do?" He pouted.

The officials looked at each other, and no one could answer.

As the old saying goes, "Technology changes the world", when humans are no longer trapped in the current productivity, and with teleportation booths, the entire earth will inevitably merge together. You live in New York, spend ten minutes going out to Shanghai for breakfast, and then spend ten minutes taking a walk to Paris. After ten minutes, you go to Los Angeles to watch a movie. Suddenly, you don't want to watch it. After ten minutes, you are at a comic exhibition in Tokyo. At this distance, language, customs, and culture will gradually merge.

The concept of "city" has a new interpretation, and how long can the concept of "country" exist...

Whether they want it or not, the earth is undergoing a huge change. This huge change is like the light of a supernova that no one can avoid.

This is why the President's poll approval rating is only 5%, but he can still sit here, and no one cares about it.

To be honest, they want to go to that spaceport to have a look!

...

"Welcome, this is Baikal Spaceport, I am Babe. I can understand that you are here like you are in a new world, but please remember, this is still the earth. Now play the next song for you, What                      Wonderful   World.”

The spaceport is full of tourists, laughter and joy.

In front of the giant tree, they picked fruits and ate them, holding hands and hugged the tree body. In the amusement park by the lake, adults and children were competing to play with hoverboards, flying around the venue. Even if they accidentally fell down, there was a repulsive field to support them. How many people's dreams from "Back to the Future" came true.

"I saw the green trees and the red roses, and I saw them blooming for you and me. I couldn't help but think, how beautiful this world is." A gentle and mellow song sang, "I saw the blue sky and white clouds, bright and pleasant during the day, and dark and sacred at night. I couldn't help but think, how beautiful this world is."

They took photos in front of the Shenyun spacecraft, and the young and girls' smiles were full of expectations for the future. There would be a day when they drove their own spacecraft to roam the interstellar world and told the aliens that we were from Earth.

"The rainbow in the sky is so brightly reflected on the faces of people passing by. I saw my friends shook hands and greeting him, and they were sincerely saying 'I love you'. I heard babies crying and watching them grow up, what they learned will be far better than me. I can't help but wonder, how beautiful this world is."

The baby in the stroller cried, but the parents who were pushing the stroller and walking in the forest laughed. Not far away, the mother reindeer walked by with a group of small reindeer.

Petals fall with the breeze, covering the roads people have walked. If there is a paradise on the earth, it is here.

"Stop! Turn off the soundtrack..." Dong Mo Tong looked like a dead fish-eye.

What are you doing so beautifully? Actually, you are just slapping flies! There is no alien among the tourists in the audience, all the earthlings who drink and eat for nothing.

The ships that were supposed to be anchored in alien spacecraft were also crowded with tourists on earth, playing basketball, basking in the sun, walking dogs, and having a picnic... The two old men were playing chess, gathering around people to watch the game, pointing fingers. Next to them was a group of aunts dancing square dance.

Have you ever seen the aunts dance square dance with What        Wonderful         World? Things are so strange here!

"Let me follow you." A physicist was talking beside her. She had been talking about this for a few days. "I can do odd jobs, and I can sing: How beautiful this world is..."

Bang! Dong Motong slapped this annoying guy, and then slapped it, unpleasant.

She did a loss-making business every day until she went bankrupt. She remembered the previous beverage store...that kind of thing must not happen again!

On the edge of a lake, Lin Jian looked at the "Cosmic IQ Question" in An Saipo's mobile phone, and a group of technology company bosses looked at his mobile phone coveted. He asked: "Xiao Ming has three brothers, the eldest brother is called Daming and the second brother is called Erming. What is Xiao Ming's father's name?"

The big guys suddenly thought hard like a horse racing, and a big guy raked his heart: Could it be me? But am I just famous on Earth?

"Unknown." Dong Mo Tong said.

Lin Fang looked at her expressionlessly, "Where is Xiao Ming's mother?"

"Blind," she said.

"You have read this IQ question collection, you must have read it." Lin Fang murmured, "It's obviously the latest question collection!"

"It's been a few days since you slapped the fly!" Dong Mo Tonggong said angrily, "If you have the brain, think more about what to do." She frowned and looked around, "You've chopped the ball cap system too early, it may still have a little value."

OK, Lin Fang was unwilling to close the question set, "Where are they? What system do you want?" He refers to a group of big men who smiled quietly and seemed to be security guards. "Don't think they don't know anything before they came out of the earth. That's right, it's very much like an alien."

Dong Mo Tonggong looked at a small man, and Lin Fang said again: "Give him a chance, he can create a Duolaibao."

"Yeah, it makes sense..." Dong Mo Tonggong nodded, "We want to use capable people in the local area of ​​the earth."

(The physicist crawled over there: "I really... can do odd jobs...")

"Hello." After Dong Mo Tonggong greeted them, he briefly explained the current situation, "Does anyone have any ideas?"

Look at me, I look at you, who will talk first? Bill Jack Tim?

Although they are a giant crocodile in the business world, the pressure is quite high, because they understand the Internet very well, but when it comes to farm stays... it is also a kind of commodity, and the principles of marketing are the same.

"I like farm stays." The little guy said, "Like the movie Forrest Gump said, 'You can't make money when you go to whales, but you can make money by catching small shrimps'. I think your strategy is great. Start with Small Business and establish the brand of Earth. How to sell a product? You need to accurately place information on this product to potential customers and serve each customer well..."

Lin Fang and Dong Mo Tonggong listened to it, and there were Norwegian salmon and Argentina lobster.

After the boss said that, Lin Fang concluded: "He said he wanted to advertise."

"Oh." Dong Mo Tonggong pondered. Who doesn't know that advertising is going to cost money! "There's no way, let's send a message ourselves." She said.

Without further ado, the two of them had a discussion with a group of bigwigs and used their Ansaibo mobile phone, also called Shang Wuya, Beibei, to post this advertisement all over the Penglai Galaxy, the entire Milky Way known world of the Penglai spacecraft.

[Good news, good news! Earth Farmhouse is grandly opened! Located in the third planet in the solar system of the Galaxy Alliance (the coordinates point here). During the opening period, the discount will be paid for guests. All projects are 28% off. All ingredients are given one pound of food and one pound. Local singers are singing on the spot.

High-quality service, primitive environment, and simple civilization will create the best farmhouse in the Milky Way. Great value for enjoyment, all on the earth!

For details, please contact Mr. Wei (click here)]

Beep beep, all sent is complete.

"Dear, I've finished sending it." Wuya cheered out of the phone. "According to feedback information, 99.9% of the advertisements are defined as spam, and the target refuses to receive them."

The big guys were silent, and Dong Mo Tong said with a black face: "It doesn't matter, do you know how many planets there are in the Milky Way? I don't know either, I only know that there are hundreds of billions of stars alone and hundreds of billions of galaxies! Even if it is only received by 0.1% of the civilizations in the outer world, it is a very long string of numbers."

Before she could finish her words, she suddenly, and suddenly, Wei Miao rushed over from somewhere, holding up her Ansaibo phone.

"What did you do to my phone!!!"

"It voluntarily." Lin Fang snatched his cell phone, there was an incoming call, and an unfamiliar number.
Chapter completed!
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