This has happened on some planets. Some experts say that a volcano is at its peak of activity. Once it erupts, everything will die in the shadow of volcanic ash. Most people are indifferent to this. How could a good volcano suddenly erupt? Some people will say, "What a brick house, I want to cheat money again!" Some people will send rotten eggs to their homes and sarcastically mock them on the Internet.

Some experts endured it, while others couldn't stand it, so they turned to study how to make the volcano erupt, which was successfully done in a few years.

During the magma eruption, in the surging flood, and in the earthquake crack, the expert posted online and said: "Did you see it? I'm right!"

Then they all died and civilization ended.

Now the Earth is facing a similar situation, but it is not the expert who wants to blow up the volcano, but a fat cat.

"As long as I press this button," Mao Dabao said fiercely, as if Lin Xiangru was about to smash the Heshi Bi. "The United States is about to be finished, no one can escape. If you have time to escape, it's better to play the last lap of mahjong."

(Washington White House, the President yelled to the assistant while tidying up the soft and soft things, "Go and call my whole family, hurry up!")

"The Americas cannot live in people, and Europe cannot do it. There are only East Asia, Africa, and Australia, these little places, hahaha!"

The reporters were scared and covered in cold air. They were in the Elysee Palace, France, dangerous! No, this is China...or not, it is the Catball Empire...

"Dabao, calm down." Dong Mo Tonggong understood and his words became lighter: "Even if you blow the earth up... ah!" She shook her head, almost hitting the decayed god's move. She cursed: "Hold a broken button and lied to me and said there is a quantum cracking bomb, dream about you!"

Wei Miao: ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Does she know what she is talking about? Why do she still stimulate the cat Dabao? It's over, another manipulated by the decay!

"Where did you get the money?" Dong Mo Tonggong was still scolding, "Buy a bomb and ask the construction team to pay 20 million. There is no money in the spacecraft account."

"Do you think I have been living in so many years and I have no private money?" Mao Dabao was even more angry, "I stood in the temple, and how many people think I was a lucky cat to spend money on me! On the day you bought the earth on Ta'anxing, I arranged all this, meow."

Its claws gently stroked the button, "Although you don't believe it, this is the most expensive model! It is operated with the Ansaibo signal. No matter where I am, as long as I press it, it will explode there, and Superman can't stop it even if he comes."

Dong Motong's heart sank, trouble. If it is radio or something, it can also block the spacecraft from intercepting, but the Acebo signal...

"Don't be impulsive." She could only squeeze out her smile and persuaded: "Everyone sit down, have a tea, eat a bun, and talk slowly."

Wait... Wei Miao felt vaguely, there was something wrong.

"Tan? You wanted to beat me just now." Mao Dabao put on Lin Xiangru's posture again, "Just press this button!"

Don't press, don't press! The people on the ground were frightened, thinking about Syrian cats. (The people who once robbed salt were also very nervous. Press, press quickly, and it's okay if we press, and you will get rich.)

At the same time, the astronauts in the low-Earth Orbit International Space Station were also panicked, "Houston, we are in trouble..."

They saw through the dome cabin porthole that a group of two large alien spacecraft suddenly appeared above the earth, looking at them thousands of meters long, and looked like the legendary ark, so huge that they were trembling. This should not be called a ship, it was a ship.

They had no doubt that if these two giant ships opened fire on the earth, all human civilization could do was wait for death.

What a creature that is! God on earth will be ashamed of this.

Suddenly, in New York, London, Paris, Shanghai, Tokyo, or the ice cubes held by polar bears, the whole earth heard the sound of radio coming from the sky.

"Uh, hey, is this the earth right? You're not wrong. We are from the Development Bureau. Do you want to install the ASAP base station? Hello?"

Then there was another voice: "Hey, I am the courier of Dolaibao. No wonder I didn't have any signal when calling you. It turned out that I haven't installed Ansaibo yet. Is there anyone? Do you want the spaceport you bought? Hello?"

What the hell? The seven billion Homo sapiens looked at each other in surprise, and those outside looked up at the sky, and God came!?

Groups of believers were already excited and knelt on the ground, worshiping and crying at the sky, heart-wrenching. This month I felt so aggrieved!

In Maoer Thorn City, the two radios were also clearly sounded. All the people and cats were startled and thought the earth had exploded.

Listening to this, Dong Mo Tonggong's smile disappeared, she became expressionless, and walked towards the corner of the wall again, "Press, just press."

What!!! The screams of all humanity at this moment were added up and they were circulating towards Fair Star, and it was impossible to tell if Lord Kano would hear it.

"You..." Mao Dabao was stunned, "Stop, I pressed it, really pressed it!"

"This galaxy has no base station for Ansaibo." Dong Mo Tonggong shook his sword, "No matter how much you press, there will be no signal to the bomb, you press."

Wei Miao wiped cold sweat from her face. In theory, this is the case, but are you sure? Are you really sure?

"..." Mao Dabao looked at the button in his claws, and his pupils seemed to have changed a little, "Haha, do you think I don't know the stupidity of human beings? Bow girl, you underestimate me too much. That crack bomb has a connection with the electrode in my mind, and I can control it through telepathy..."

Bang! It was slapped hard by a palm. Dongmo Tonggong grabbed the button and said fiercely: "If you don't press it, I'll press it for you!"

Seeing that she was about to press, Mao Dabao screamed: "No, no, no, no, I don't want to die yet!"

"No!!" "NO!!" "やめて!" Wei Miao, Xiao Yu, reporters, and beauties were also screaming. The audience with heart disease covered their chests in pain, while the audience without heart disease was scared of heart disease and covered their chests in pain... No!!!

The earth is not round, can it be flat? There is no need to blow it up again!

It's flat!

"Um..." The long sentence of the engine flashed in Dongmo Tonggong's heart, "Even if you blow up the earth", her hand was barely stopped and she didn't press it, "Okay."

Many people then fell to the ground and looked around with trembling hands.

Why does "Cat" mean a vicious woman? Cat Dabao, do you know...

Dong Mo Tonggong calmed down his breath and said seriously: "Dabao, there is no cat ball empire. This village is also part of the Earth Alliance. It is temporarily managed by you. You can develop, but you are not allowed to hurt others or force others! There is also the Paris Tower to be moved back to Paris, and this palace will be compensated by the French."

"The whole of Paris is mine." Mao Dabao took out a French newspaper to show her, and the headline on it was: "His Majesty the Supreme Emperor arrived at his faithful Paris today!" (Countless French people shouted, "No, no, don't talk nonsense!")

At this time, two radio sounds sounded again:

"Is anyone? Is this the earth?"

"No one receives goods? One spaceport, three teleportation booths. If no one receives goods, I will leave first."

"Yes!!" Dong Mo Tonggong roared upwards, "Wuya, immediately communicate with them and say we are here." She said to the spaceship with her mobile phone, then lifted Mao Dabao with one hand, and Lin Fang, who was still trying to splice the Iron Throne with the other, and jumped out of the window.

Mao Dabao's nagging was still coming: "Do you think this is over? It's a time bomb, I won't tell its location. When the time comes, bomb."

"Tell me again, castrate you!" Lin Fang cursed, "I am the captain!"

"You ungrateful guy, I didn't find you smelly of the earth in the woodshed that day, you had been burned as a waste."

"I'll castrate you now!"

"Meow!!"

The protagonists disappeared, and the reporters had to surround Wei Miao to conduct an interview and rush to ask questions:

"Are we free?" "What should we do with that bomb?" "What is that sound outside?" "What the hell are you? What is the purpose of coming to Earth?"
Chapter completed!