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Chapter 126 Just give you some face, don't be proud

"Where are you coming from?"

The bottom of the pit was very crowded, and hundreds of Penglai people disguised themselves as ordinary people on earth, looking up at the sky.

If you are pointed at by a circle of explosive cannons, can you still not explain it clearly?

"We are a team belonging to the 'Hell Wolf' mercenary group." An old, rough, flat-headed man stood up, and seemed to be the captain. "Here we were entrusted by a leap man to assassinate you, it's here."

Everyone quickly moved away from their positions and a short and fat figure suddenly appeared. Because they were wearing a black cloak, they couldn't tell at first that they were not humans.

The captain lifted its cloak and said, "Mr. Si, the mission failed. I promised that the commission will not be refunded."

"Ah!" Sisi suddenly exposed to the sun. It looked around and looked at the figures in the sky. The last time I saw it was in the remote holographic communication... It pretended to be calm, "Aren't you afraid of smashing the Hell Wolf's sign?"

Above the pit, Lin Fang asked Dongmo Tonggong: "What is the hell wolf?"

"Well." Dong Mo Tonggong checked on his mobile phone. A mercenary group with a little famous mercenary in the foreign domain has members of all races.

Wei Miao also checked and looked at this kind of mercenary group that they had seen more of when they were taking risks around in the past.

The mercenary captain ignored Si Sisi and asked in a tone of martial arts, "We have just come and did nothing, can we leave?"

"Come on, knock them all out," Lin Fang said.

The bean dumplings that had been waiting for a long time immediately emerged and pushed a huge rock into the pit. Bang, all the mercenaries were knocked unconscious in screaming and almost died on the spot.

...

When the mercenaries woke up slowly, they found that they were in a warehouse-like place, each tied to chairs.

“Where is this?”

"What do you want to do!"

Everyone saw Lin Fang and the others on the other end in front of them, and Si Si was tied to them.

It’s fake that Si Si is not afraid or regretful, why did he follow him...

After it was removed from office and punished by the company, it could not stay on this earth, and could not go back to Feiyuexing. When it became hot and made a fuss, it would take out its savings to hire mercenaries. As long as Lin Fang and the other two were done, things would turn around.

Then.

"Don't panic." Dong Motong patted a machine next to him and measured the panic. "You can leave after you test ten times. After you go back, remember to tell other people who want to get into the earth and cause trouble. What will happen if you are caught?"

Test the test!?

"Wait!!" the mercenary captain shouted anxiously, "We are hell wolf, can we give you some face? Don't panic if you torture!"

Everyone was panicked. Mercenaries rely on their courage. If they suffer from sequelae of panic and fall asleep until midnight, they will automatically wake up from crying. Then there is no need to go on.

"Oh, let's give you some face, and give it to you ten times and three times." Lin Fang waved his hand generously.

"I understand." Dong Mo Tonggong pressed the start button of the panic test.

"Ah!!!" Hundreds of mercenaries screamed and twisted in pain on the chair, unable to escape in a panic situation.

Si Sisi looked at their miserable situation in a daze, and his two small wings trembled slightly...

"S Sisi, right? You really will cause trouble for us." Lin Fang kicked the chair it was sitting on.

Wei Miao was so angry that he had been holding back for a long time, "You copied even the advertising slogans and everything, why didn't you copy me? I'm also a tour guide."

How dare Si Si tell the truth? Because you have nothing to do with it, it says: "The funds are limited..."

"You bastard." Dong Mo Tonggong also asked angrily, "Why did you copy me into that kind of body?"

"..." Si Sisi wanted to get away with it again, but when he saw her eyes, he felt that he was better to tell the truth. "I think the biggest weakness of human beings is the big-breasted beauty, and that kind of body shape will defeat you..."

Lin Fang nodded as he heard this, "Indeed, my weakness is also a beauty with big breasts."

"Haha." Dong Motong smiled strangely, "Si Si, I have prepared your panic situation specifically for you. Your name and number will become very special, exactly the same as the pi, 314159265358979323846..."

"Don't, stop thinking..." Si Si was so panicked when he just listened like this. Pi? How many digits should there be?

It screamed: "No, I will go crazy then. I can give you a certificate to prove that Feiyue Company has a copycat earth and help you win the lawsuit! Ask them to pay a lot! I have been kicked out by the company, really, believe me."

"Tsk." Lin Fang was not interested. While tearing open the spicy strips, he said, "What are you? Even with your testimony, the earth cannot defeat Feiyue Company. You just wanted to promote it."

"That's it." Dong Mo Tonggong set up another panic tester, "You have no use to us."

"Some, some!" Sisi said anxiously, "I was originally a talent with a bright future in the company. I am proficient in legal knowledge. I know how to get loopholes. I really understand! Give me a chance, Mr. Wei, please help me persuade them..."

Wei Miao asked: "Why didn't you copy me!"

"Penglai! Penglai!" Si Si suddenly thought of it. He had heard a little before that the earth was actually a ancestral land of the Penglai people in the inner region. "Is Penglai now trying to steal control of the earth? If I'm not wrong, Penglai must have complained to the relevant departments of the Galaxy Alliance. In the end, the arbitrators will even ask the arbitrator to arbitrate who the earth should belong to!"

"What's the matter?" Lin Fang took out a spicy strip, "What do you think? Let's hear it."

Dong Mo Tong put the bow and started to test the test. The problem it said was indeed what they were thinking about recently.

"The most important thing is momentum!" Si Si said hurriedly, knowing that this was his only chance to survive. "At this time, we must take the initiative and not be led by Penglai."

We? Wei Miao frowned.

"How to attack?" Dong Motong asked.

"Tell Penglai!" Si Sisi's small wings waved, and he had more energy. "Penglai ancestors are subordinates of the earth, and sue them for betrayal! It is Penglai Star belonging to the earth, not the earth belonging to Penglai Star! It is like a father giving birth to a son, not the son giving birth to a father. Penglai is from the earth!!!"

The three of them were stunned. Penglai belongs to the earth? And shouldn’t it be the mother who gave birth to a son?

No one has ever mentioned this strategy for Penglai immigrants...

"Does it make sense?" Wei Miao was a bit funny to think about it. What kind of civilization level in Penglai and what kind of civilization level in the earth? Isn't this a joke?

"Of course it makes sense!" Si Sisi shouted, almost rushing from the chair to Wei Miao's face to suck him, "The most important thing is to mix up the water! Penglai said that the ancestral land belongs to them, so that the arbitrator would consider that the two planets are equal."

Dong Mo Tonggong had to admit that this made sense, "You penguin seems to be useful."

"That's it, that's it!" Sisi said hurriedly.

"Okay." She said, "Penglai Star belongs to the earth!"
Chapter completed!
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