Chapter Eleven: You Can Fill Your Stomach At Zero O'Clock
Twelve years ago, a team of Guge bounty hunters tied a human teenager to Penglai Star to receive the reward, believing that he was the "short and fat" Lubada, a wanted criminal in Penglai.
They look exactly two! Rubada is a greasy and bald middle-aged uncle. That boy is a teenager. He must have a limit on human face blindness!
"Ji, you Penglai people all look exactly the same." Captain Guge said so dissatisfied at that time.
Well, this sentence is not particularly excessive as a race where a limb can be twisted into various twisted shapes.
Strangely, the boy couldn't speak, he just kept muttering and couldn't read. Just as he was about to be sent to a mental hospital, Dong Motong passed by. She was kind-hearted and said, "It doesn't look like a fool, just send it to the woodshed to chop firewood."
"Old friends, the last place they appeared was in Ta'an Xingtuojie City."
In the capital of Penglai Star, Taolin City, in a blooming peach forest, two temple masters drink tea under the trees.
The old man was talking disheveled his hair, but his hair was very trendy, dark green, and he also applied repulsive hair spray, and his green hair flew into the sky one by one. He said, "The bow girl did not show her face, but San'er and Wei Miao have mixed up Tuojiecheng."
In front of the two, between the floating peach blossoms, there was a holographic image playing the speed chase.
"San'er has made progress again." Another white-haired old man said. He wore holographic glasses and looked immersive. "Good marksmanship and swordsmanship are worthy of being a weirdo who can eat 50 spirit guide grass in one go. Who is the guy chasing him?"
"I don't know either. The information says it's a boy from the Ji family." said the old man from Green Hair. The Ji family was from Penglai, but a hundred years ago, he became a space pirate because of his differences with the temple, and was rampant between the inner and outer boundaries. "He also said that he was born extremely narcissistic, and somehow he had a grudge with San'er and the others."
"You're the one who plays a supporting role." The white-haired old man waved his hand, "Is there any information about where San'er and the others are going?"
"It is believed that they have gone to the foreign land and should have explored the unknown world. This is fine. It has been five years, and everyone can't let go of 'that thing'. The old boy Dongmo used the public opinion to offer a reward of 100 million, and he must catch them back."
"'That thing' hurts every Penglai person a lot." The white-haired old man sighed and shook his head, "Even I was detached from the world. I was so sad that I hadn't eaten for a month. Now I still feel heartbroken when I think about it..."
"San'er is a bastard, how can you do that!"
"The bow girl has a responsibility, too."
"They'd better go away. I don't want to see these two bastards again." The old man green-haired said angrily, "There's still a 'that thing' in Penglai for more than two thousand years. They are so brave! Let's go as far as possible, and start over when no one knows them. Don't ruin the spirit of Penglai anymore."
The image ends when a spaceship rushed into the sky, and the white-haired old man took off his glasses, "Will they go to the ancestral land?"
"No way?" The old man of green hair disagreed. "It's not that the temple is not unaware of the existence of the ancestral land. After discussing for so many years, the contact plan will be decided. The Penglai fleet will appear at any time. Aren't they afraid? They won't go back to the ancestral land."
"Others may be afraid, but those two are Lin Fang and Dong Mo Tonggong."
"Uh..." The old man Lufa was not sure when he heard this and muttered: "Can they go back and check it out first, and then go to the unknown world. But don't make trouble again, otherwise the crime will be a little more serious, and the whole Penglai will not spare them."
"Make trouble in the ancestral land?" The white-haired old man frowned as he thought, "No, I believe the arch girl... she is a smart person and knows that the ancestral land cannot withstand their troubles."
"By the way, old friend, I have another thing to do today." The old man with green hair showed a friendly smile and rubbed his fingers: "I have been the Cuju competition in the entire star system recently. I have a little tight hand. Can you borrow some?"
"You go."
"Then do you want me to die?"
"I have a clear road for you. If you go to the outside world to find them, there will be 100 million?"
"Oh!? Oh... Old friend, I really can't hide it from you. I really miss them so much. I'll set off today!"
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Regarding "Zero Point Energy", the famous best-selling popular science book "As long as you use your brain, everyone is a top student" reads:
[Zero-point energy is a vacuum energy, which is related to quantum fluctuations, zero-point fields, and quantum potentials. Someone speculated that the zero-point energy of a teacup is enough to evaporate all the oceans of Penglai Star. At present, the application of zero-point energy of the Milky Way is still in the exploration stage, and the best development is biopsychic technology.
Through meditation, one can absorb zero-point energy, develop and rebuild genes, and thus strengthen it. This is often called "cultivation".
Most species in the Milky Way do not have the talent to cultivate psychic energy, but some species have them, such as the Penglai people. There is even a saying that the best psychics are produced by the Penglai Star.
This is probably related to a habit their ancestors developed when they lived in caves. At that time, when they were very hungry, but the males were too lazy to go out to hunt, and the females were too lazy to go out to pick fruits. They shirked each other and domestic violence was about to break out, but they were too lazy to fight, so they continued to sit on the haystack in a daze, fantasizing that there was an inexhaustible substance in the air, and eating air could fill their stomachs.
Therefore, on the road of evolution, the Penglai people continued to improve their responses in this area and eventually had the ability to practice.
The unique plant "Guiding Grass" of Penglai Star also helps. After eating this plant, the human body's induction with zero point energy will be briefly improved. Ordinary Penglai people can eat 2-10 at a time, some monsters can eat more than 15 at a time, and some perverts can even 30 at a time.
There is an old saying that "zero-point energy is not omnipotent". The strongest Penglai Temple Master still cannot withstand the blow of explosive energy, so many species say: "Jiu, it's better to have a sub-super alloy mechanical body." At this time, the Temple Master will blow a pair of super alloy mechanical body in front of them with one punch.]
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The Earthlings gave Zero Point Energy many names: spiritual energy, internal power, mana, ether, chakra...
However, perhaps there was a problem with the Feng Shui on this planet, and the spirit grass was not grown. An aunt in Penglai could practice for a few times, but on earth, only those talented guys could do it. After entering modern times, most people could have enough food and had a "hidden agreement" with the United Nations, and the cultivation world gradually declined.
At that time, four experts worked together to change and founded the "Cultivation Association", headquartered in a particularly spiritual island in the Pacific Ocean: Lingxian Island.
There is a training school on the island, which secretly recruits the world's most qualified students every year. The school adheres to the tradition of many years and uses white pigeons to send admission letters. However, since white pigeons usually die of exhaustion and then fall into the Pacific Ocean, the admitted students usually cannot receive letters, so they never knew that this happened.
Someone asked the school: "Why don't you send telegrams, faxes, emails, phone calls, QQ, or WeChat?"
The school replied: "Don't you think the pigeon is cute? Are you not moved when you watch it croak and fly over the ocean with a hard time?"
This is why people who receive letters are lucky, but there is no shortage of very good luck. They are the kind of people who will bring back a box when they buy a drink. They can buy something worth 10 yuan on Taobao and have free shipping on SF Express.
Luck is also strength, so many geniuses have emerged on the island. They usually do not show off their mountains and face water, and they always do not care about the world and devote themselves to practicing.
Now, due to the invasion of aliens, we can finally... show the limelight!
These days, unlike the atmosphere in the world, Lingxian Island is shrouded in an atmosphere of excitement, and students from all classes are always paying attention to the latest news.
"The special envoys from all countries are here, and we will definitely ask for help." In the classroom, everyone whispered.
"The nickname is outside the name, the hidden agreement is about to end! Now is the critical moment for human life and death!" A student ran and shouted in the dormitory corridor.
"The principal just announced that our school will send a team to assassinate aliens!" A WeChat group was infuriated.
In the midst of the hustle and bustle, the school soon announced the list of personnel from the assassination team. The students surrounded the bulletin boards and exclaimed in surprise.
All ten people are super geniuses on the island! They are all the best young practitioners on the earth! Their oldest is 29 years old and the youngest is only 12 years old. They are all at the peak of battle, and looking at their names makes everyone excited.
"This time it's stable."
"What a strong team."
"Let those bastard aliens let this world see the strength of cultivators. Our era is here!"
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In the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, the President asked the CIA Director in anger: "Why didn't we send them out earlier, why?"
"Mr. President, you also know that we have been studying this kind of technology and have hired such people to work for us. Unfortunately, they are almost all geniuses. Talents in this field are still concentrated in the practice meeting."
"Don't say these useless things, I'm asking why you didn't send them out when you first contacted them!!"
If it weren't for being held back by the assistant, the President would have pounced on him and beat him up, "Why, I'm caught on the spaceship!"
The CIA Director smiled bitterly: "Their condition is to terminate the hidden agreement and let the whole world know the existence of cultivation. We did not consider it before, but now all countries have agreed. After all, those aliens are more troublesome than them."
"With the aliens," Mr. President finally sat in a chair, "Now these werewolfs, vampires! What else, Harry Potter?"
"We are indeed contacting some wizards..." the CIA director whispered.
The President looked far away and pouted silently for a while before saying desolately: "You have never been on the spaceship, and you won't understand... Can you believe it? I risked my life and asked the captain why you chose a flat-breasted woman as the second mate?"
"How did he answer?" the CIA director said nervously.
"He said 'No problem, she is not the first mate, she is second enough.'"
“…What does this mean?”
Chapter completed!