Chapter nine hundred and sixty-eight drinking is not making trouble, it is pure wine boring
In less than half an hour, Blues' cultural representatives arrived, as well as foreign affairs personnel.
"The commander believes that it is not enough to let us drink it alone. Let's do this. Starting from our 100 million, how many cups you drink, one cup will be reduced by one million. Starting from your 1 million, how many cups we drink, one cup will be added by one million, and finally calculate it." The cultural representatives are also very elegant, and they insist on turning cultural relics into wine-making, and they are also very striking, "As we all know, you are the ones that can drink the most, and even big hair can't drink it."
Minister Wang was embarrassed: "This is a cultural matter."
"Yes, our staff cannot participate, all the staff in our museum will participate, and you will not call others, and your cultural representatives cannot find any other helpers." The representatives are confident in their words, "You can record videos and calculate later."
In fact, this is sometimes the case with foreign affairs. Well, Wen Ya, Minister Wang is not afraid, but only a few people can drink these people?
Thinking about the small physiques of those scientists, and then thinking about Guan’s usual behavior of being scammers, Minister Wang has no confidence.
"Let's do it, you guys have a rest first, I'll ask." Minister Wang refused, "I can't care about cultural matters."
The people who came from Bruce were very confident.
In fact, these bastards are also nervous. The psychological base price is 100 million yuan. I really dare to ask for 1 billion yuan. Do you really think that the people of the empire are not united and will not boycott you Bruce?
Minister Wang immediately went to look for Guan Yin, but couldn't find him, and couldn't help but get angry. This kid couldn't find him when he should find him. It's too inappropriate not to look for him to wander in front of him all day!
When he asked Zheng Huangqi, Zheng Huangqi was happy: "This is no problem. I guess those foreigners should use red wine glasses. I guess they can drink three cups and find their way home. If you fight for it, you will be fine, six cups."
"That's useless. There are few people, so it's probably only you." Minister Wang was very worried.
Zheng Huangqiqi said: "Scientists are also people in the cultural world, are they?"
"But that little body..." Minister Wang didn't dare to be confident.
As he was talking, Guan Yin came back from outside swayingly.
"What are you doing?" Minister Wang was very angry.
Guan Yin took out a U disk and showed his merits: "I am a person who is very particular, and I probably can't do it. I'm not going to record a sample by myself. How about it?"
After talking about the matter, Guan Yin thought for a while: "I'll give you a reply later. I'll explore the foundation of these scientists first."
I went to Qian Qingyuan to find Qian. As soon as I entered the door, Guan Yin said nice things: "Uncle, how are you eating? Are you still used to it? You should talk about diarrhea early, and your stomach will eat bread..."
"Go out!" My uncle was very angry.
Guan Yin hurried over to comfort him: "What a big deal, why are you so angry?"
Taking a deep breath, my uncle asked, "Tell me, what's the matter with me."
Smacking his lips, Guan Yin said, "I thought this is a good thing that makes these scientists less restrained and more identification, so I left this opportunity."
Qian Qingyuan looked sideways, you can't find anyone, right?
"Just, go out and shout, how many compatriots are waiting to contribute to the country, let alone this is a place for free drinking. Do you really think I can't find a few cultural representatives?" Guan Yin sneered, "Who am I doing for? Isn't it to let scientists do something for the country before returning to China, otherwise, I believe everyone feels guilty when they go back to enjoy such good treatment?"
Qian Qingyuan thought it was right. This kid could get along with anyone, and he really was someone who couldn't find a helper.
"Can you come out?" Qian Qingyuan became interested and expressed his opinion, "What wine did you find? Is there an old village chief? It's okay if Erguotou is fine. I guess it's okay to have two pounds, but three pounds are a little bit of a bargain."
Guan Yin quickly muttered: "So this, this, this..."
After hearing this, Qian Qingyuan clapped and praised: "You are a fucking disaster!"
Guan Yin didn't mind.
After a while, Guan Yin went downstairs to take a walk. Qian Qingyuan ran for a while. In less than three minutes, all scientists knew one thing. The world's most troublemaker organized people to fight with Bruce to drink a valuable cultural relic on the wine table.
"What's wrong with looking down on people?" Mr. Zeng was furious. If Mrs. Zeng hadn't stopped him, he would have gone out to fight his life.
Literature is very proud of their face. If there is something big, if you don’t invite others, they will think you look down on them.
Besides, Mr. Zeng was still a little nervous after all.
Mrs. Zeng advised: "It should be for your health."
"When I drank three pounds, that kid was still a snot-snotted baby. Why should he look down on me?" Mr. Zeng was extremely excited. "We two have not had to drink five pounds together, right? Let's go and look for someone who is surnamed Guan, you can't look down on others!"
Mrs. Zeng always felt that things were not that simple, but why wasn't it simple? She couldn't figure it out.
Finally, I think about it, it’s a good thing or a bad thing. Anyway, this matter cannot be left behind by us.
"Scientists collectively give their stomachs to the country", what a glorious thing.
Qian Qingyuan hid aside and watched for a long time. When he saw that the scientists had turned against the sky, he couldn't help but deeply admire him: "My niece is a talent!"
In the end, this incident happened to Mr. Fang. Mr. Fang was so amused and laughed. It was obviously a strategy to mobilize the masses. These scientists had an IQ of 350, so why couldn't they even see such a simple strategy?
"Being healthy is the most important thing!" Although it is a bit funny, things cannot be done like that. Mr. Fang is more concerned about the health of scientists.
Mr. Zeng patted his chest: "During the holidays, I didn't see me drilling on the table. We must let us go to this matter, otherwise, how can we find so many representatives of the cultural circle in the short term?"
Zheng Huangqi followed behind and listened. When the scientists implicitly claimed their alcohol tolerance, he was secretly surprised. It was amazing that only these people could drink a hundred cups.
"If guests can drink less and drink as much as possible, then there will be an even better advantage." Zheng Huangqi thought to himself.
When we saw in a blink of an eye, we couldn't find Dr. Qian. Everyone wondered, what did this guy do?
I didn’t do anything, just go to the kitchen and explain it to the guests to cook, add more MSG and add some seasonings.
There is no harm, it is just mixed with white wine. Anyway, Dr. Qian, who is full of bad water, uses this method to be able to stand out at parties every year.
After a while of noise, Mr. Fang had to promise: "If the organizer agrees, I firmly agree. This matter must be played on the news broadcast."
"That's not, we can't let foreign guests be embarrassed and thrown in front of the people of the whole country." After finishing the work, Dr. Qian came back and pleaded with love. "It's better to play it online. Scientists must promptly inform the people of the whole country."
Mr. Fang was happy, so he asked the scientists to look for Guan Yin and turned around and told him: "Medical staff must be ready at any time."
Not long after, Guan Yin brought a few overseas Chinese compatriots over here, and they drove happily like the New Year. They made a full 100 kilograms of mixed liquor. The better ones included the fine Wuliangye, and the slightly less ordered there were seven or eight hundred bottles of Maotai, all of which were well-known good wines.
My compatriots are very happy and don’t even want to give money.
Guan Yin entered the door and was surrounded by scientists. After talking nonsense, Guan Yin was a little embarrassed.
"You have to drink whatever you say!" Mr. Zeng stomped his feet, "You can't bypass us in everything. You have to reason, right?"
Guan Yin asked: "Does the body allow it?"
"Let's go out and fight, and see what a strong man is." The financier got up without drinking and insisted on competing with the Grand Master.
Guan Yin looked at Lao Kang, and Lao Kang nodded secretly, knowing that the physical health of these treasures could be guaranteed. Then he stomped his feet and gritted his teeth and wrote a limerick: "If you don't drink, I won't drink, where can I put the revolutionary wine? If you don't drink, I won't drink, who will sleep on the curb?! Drink!"
Minister Wang hurriedly stated: "Don't make trouble when you are drunk!"
"Just kidding, if you don't make trouble, will you still have the energy to drink?" Guan Yin ordered blatantly, "Enjoying foreign guests is only one aspect. The energy is mainly to welcome scientists to return home after learning, drink, let go of drink, and drink half a pound, so that such comrades can be relieved; if they drink half a pound or half a pound, such comrades are elites; if they drink one pound and two pounds, such feelings are deep enough; if they drink two pounds and five pounds, such comrades will be promoted."
So how much do you plan to drink?
Guan Yin thought about it: "At least two taels of time with foreign guests, drink with scientists. Anyway, I guess everyone will fall down, and I can carry you into the sun ditch."
This is nonsense.
Minister Wang hum, if you want to remove the set of playing with towels and wine, I will believe you.
In a blink of an eye, Guan Yin ordered again: "But, we must do the main business today, which is a treasure left by our ancestors, so everyone should be more at ease!"
"Don't worry, there are not many foreigners who can drink white wine." Qian Qingyuan asked secretly, "What should I do with Damao Ermao?"
Guan Yin blinked his eyes, meaning: "Did you add enough seasonings to the dish? The taste of foreign guests is generally strong."
Qian Qingyuan stretched out two fingers.
If you don’t put too much MSG, it will be bitter if you put too much, and foreigners will also feel tasteful. But, the unique recipe belongs to the Qian family, there are too many, two packs, and it is estimated that there are two taels.
Guan Yin was sweating profusely, and people who know science couldn't afford to offend him.
He coaxed the scientists to go back and rest first, and was ready. Guan Yin sneaked around the corridor, sweating all over his body.
No one is easy to mess with!
"You take off the clothes inside, and you can't tell if you wear them thicker outside. Put two towels under the clothes. If you don't believe that you can't kill these foreigners." Mr. Zeng, who is extremely dissatisfied with the foreign guests, discussed with his wife.
The lady suggested in turn: "Don't have two more towels on your belt, or do you put the sheets under your belt?"
Biologists are calculating: "A 52-degree wine requires such a little enzyme to be decomposed. So, if I want to drink three pounds tonight, I need such little enzymes. To meet this perfect standard, I need to eat more of this vegetable..."
If you have to be an economist, the theory is very simple: "Don't worry, according to probability, if I stare at a target, the probability of drinking the other party is half, and the probability of cheating is half, and the success rate is as high as 60%, so this business can be done!"
I can't afford to offend anyone!
Guan Yin ran downstairs. Compared to others, he was a stick. However, he was stopped by Lao Kang halfway through. Lao Kang secretly said: "Don't eat hot dishes, try to put the cold dishes lighter in front of you. Also, you are a master, with your hands and feet straightforward, remember to mix them with boiled water."
Guan Yin has a hundred times confidence, and we are all united as one person, and we can’t even beat a bunch of big noses?
"At that time, I have to think of more ways to let Damao and Ermao drink more. We must be able to adjust their conflicts and we will gain more." Guan Yin discussed with Lao Kang, "Do you think you should give me some lover tears? Or give me more sad vegetables?"
Lao Kang asked without shame: "What is love tears?"
"Sprite mixed with white wine, that's good, it's easy to get drunk." Guan Yin said.
What about the sad cabbage?
"Mustard cucumber, or mustard fungus," Guan Yin nodded, "This is a wine."
Chapter completed!