Chapter 687: Emperor Huanzong Appears
The wife and sister-in-law were fighting, so Guan Yin was of course not idle either.
His battle is basically one-sided. With this person here, he can go thousands of miles away from you, and whatever he says is useless.
At the venue, the head of the South Baseball delegation was serious: "Rejecting our advanced cultural works into the imperial market is to close the country. We are very doubtful of your open policy."
It's about opening the door and opening up a little more.
At today's meeting, Nanbain will start with a shot.
Last night, a martial arts film from Nanbaba wanted to apply to enter the imperial cultural market. Taking advantage of the fierce battle between the three famous directors of the Empire, they won a wave of box office. The Cultural Committee ignored it and the General Administration rejected it.
"It is not advisable to make up history. I apply to get it back and reflect on it." The General Administration approved it very willful.
Nanbang is angry. That is the most popular star in China, investing a lot of money and spending three months to produce a fine movie. Why do you refuse?
Why?
Is this enough reason enough for Emperor Taizong Wen of the Tang Dynasty to be made into a one-eyed dragon by you again?
Nanbain insists that that is history, so you can play it yourself.
But the head of the South Basement delegation has evidence.
"Your country has a very popular history book called "Born of Heroes of Sui and Tang Dynasties". Your Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty did write a letter of the country under our general Gai Suwen, and returned the land that your Emperor of Sui invaded us, including your land of Qilu." This man did not dare to act rashly, but called the "civil representative" up and took out the "evidence" that others have prepared for hundreds of years. He must make a ruling for the international delegation.
The delegation of the Wangshi immediately shut up and joked that you dare to find fault with the imperial territorial issue. Do you think the people in California who asked for the founding of the country are not sufficient funds, right?
The Japanese delegation also shut up.
But there is nothing in this world, but there is no shortage of weird things.
Then the third brother raised his hand: "Yes, this is a very serious issue. We should also talk about the issue of land ownership in southern borders. As we all know, Mr. McMahon..."
The Husky in the middle of the country also jumped out: "Once again, strongly demanded that the empire cancel the propaganda of the history of the Han Dynasty, and strongly protested against the empire's development of the northern region, which was where the great Maodun Shanyu lived, and Maodun Shanyu was our ancestor."
At this time, the head of the Japanese delegation raised his hand and said: "We must also declare solemnly that the empire has no right to ask us not to worship ghosts during festivals. This is a serious interference in our internal affairs and an act that must arouse international vigilance."
The topic ended with the leader of the South Baseball delegation, and this celebrity who also brought up the empire's celebrity: "As for the entry of our film and television dramas into the empire market, your country's celebrity Xiao Ma Ge agrees very much. When inspecting our cultural construction, Xiao Ma Ge watched our film and television drama and said on the spot the promise to introduce it. It can be seen that the people of the empire are still looking forward to our advanced cultural works entering the empire's cultural market."
Minister Wu saw that he should not take this matter seriously.
So Minister Wu looked back at Guan: "What do you think?"
"Protest!" The commander of the Nanbain delegation was anxious. Are you okay? He always let this stinky hooligan out. Do you have any other way?
have!
It's just to let the big gangster out.
Look at the slaps yesterday, Panasonic lowered his head now, and Christobo directly asked for leave to rest in the hotel.
Since there are strategic deterrent weapons, why don’t we use them?
"You said yours." Minister Wu reminded Guan, "You must have reason and reason to convince others."
Most members of the empire's reception team laughed and convinced people with reason?
Releasing Guan someone is equivalent to letting the strategic missile force erect the east wind forty-seven. With the strategic cruise ballistic missile nicknamed "Death" as the background, a kind-hearted political commissar claimed to be "convincing people with reason".
Yes, you read that right, it is strategic cruise ballistic missiles. Cruise missiles and ballistic missiles are originally two concepts, but this thing has been played with new tricks in the hands of the empire. I have to grow wings to represent cruise, and I can circle the earth to indicate good physical strength. What can you do?
Not accurate?
Do you want to taste the God of Death?
In everyone's mind, when it comes to criticizing others, Guan is at the strategic cruise ballistic missile level.
Rubbing his hands, Guan Yin picked up the microphone, smiled and looked at the mentally retarded people on the opposite side, and read the four non-poems and non-civil words with infinite emotion: "Before the speech, let me introduce to you, there are five major monsters in our Asia, the so-called water of the San Ge Ganges, the ghosts of the Japanese toilets, the history of the peninsula, the legs of the husky, and the mouth of the mentally retarded cannon school. These five things, if you have a little brain, you can't believe them. I would like to advise you to think that what you heard just now is a fart, and let it go."
The head of the delegation, Wang Shi, was unhappy and immediately criticized: "This is a cultural chauvinism. I have read the evidence of Nanbaung. It is indeed that true. It is included in the history books you published yourself."
Guan Yinle was happy: "Isn't IQ tax paid? Let's go to the cultural market to find it. You are looking for the novel "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", which almost became a strange novel. I'll find a military novel. I remember that the military novel is very popular. It can be published in millions and tens of millions of volumes. There is a plot in it, which tells the story of the Northern Fleet of the Ming Dynasty when I was Emperor Huanzong of the Ming Dynasty. At that time, Mr. Washington, your country, was captured alive by our fleet's marine forces, and wrote a letter of state to be the governor of the Ming Dynasty forever. Let's discuss the issue of North America's ownership, which is my territory since ancient times."
The representatives in the audience were silent.
Have you seen a bold person, but you haven’t seen such a bold person. Why do you still pull the kingdom of heaven into your pocket?
The delegation leader Wang Shi was very angry and slapped the table to argue: "That's a novel, a novel, not a history!"
"Why isn't history?" Guan was even more arrogant and pointed at someone's nose and cursed, "I know what Huan is? I opened the territory and opened the territory for Huan. I, Emperor Huanzong of the Ming Dynasty, got the temple name of Huan. However, Emperor Huanzong of the past few years, had only fought with North America. If Mr. Washington had not received the reward from the Governor of the Ming Dynasty and opened up vast land for the Ming Dynasty, then could we give Emperor Huanzong the temple name?"
This is pure bullying.
Yes, Huan does have the meaning of opening up the territory, but the problem is that our Emperor Huanzong was too nonsense in his work. He went out of the palace to fight crickets with people when he had nothing to do, so he was posthumously named Huan. It really has no meaning of opening up the territory, it is completely a derogatory term.
Not to mention foreigners, even Japanese knives don’t understand this. Who is idle to think about what the posthumous title of the empire’s emperor means? What is the study of culture?
Look, some people in the reception group can't stand it anymore.
"Nonsense..." Having a title means being willful, and people jump up and want to rescue the king.
But, just talk nonsense, and the rest was only seen with Gaba's mouth, but no sound.
Chapter completed!