Chapter Five Hundred and Forty-Five What Can You Do?
"Baby, wait a moment. Dad has oil on his hands and it's dirty. He can't touch his face. Then he will become a dirty little baby." Guan Yin coaxed the little cutie to look at him.
The little cutie jumped to the side and nodded with a smile: "Don't be a dirty little baby, but a clean little baby."
Mu Ma whispered, Guan Yin praised: "My daughter is the most obedient!"
The little cutie sat on her backpack and watched her father work curiously, muttering: "Mom can't even do it."
Little cute, it’s enough for your family to have someone who can even do carpentry work. Just be responsible for your mother, okay?
He picked up the axe, took his hand and looked at it, squinted his eyes in front of the sun, and nodded: "It was maintained by the carpenter, and the wedges are loose and very good. In our village, it is definitely the number one carpenter."
I just love to watch you show off.
It depends on what professional level you can show.
Guan Yin is not a professional carpenter. This guy knows a lot of things, but he is very good at everything. He can do it at all. He is only able to pass the skills and his acting skills are still good.
He went to the warehouse and pulled out a bench, rode the bench one by one, Guan Yin clamped his legs with his short paddles, squinted one eye, opened one eye, and looked horizontally at the bottom of his hand.
He gently tapped the axe on his hand, then put down the axe, picked up a wooden stick and gently stroked the blade. Guan Yin shook his head again: "The blade is a bit blunt, it's better to polish it later, there are a lot of carpentry work."
Many people really praised this move: "Be particular!"
Nowadays, everything is very important. A person who doesn’t know carpenters can start a teacher after entering the industry after studying on the fully electrified assembly line for three months, or even leads an apprentice. A traditional carpenter is not.
The traditional carpenter industry emphasizes "apprenticeship and learn from three years of madness". Only after learning with the master for three years, that is, to fight for three years, can others teach you real skills. After learning for a few more years, you can help your master lead your apprentice and learn some real skills. Then you can take your apprentice and learn a craft. Don't even think about it for more than ten years.
It’s not that the assembly line is bad. If you reject the assembly line, it means that the convenience of life cannot be passed, and the whole world will be in chaos. However, the spirit of traditional craftsmanship cannot be lost. The combination of electrification of the assembly line is a lack of soul than handmade.
Guan Yin just showed his skills, which was not particularly professional, but it was completely the inheritance of an old craftsman.
I squinted my eyes and looked at the planer and the blade. The axe hit the wooden wedge lightly and quickly, and it was hit on the blade at all. With this hand, at least it was a perfect level for the primary apprentice.
Of course, he has to have some foundation, otherwise, could he make a bathtub and a dining table for the little cutie?
There are more and more viewers, and everyone is wondering, a show where a celebrity goes out to suffer, and he is playing the feeling of having fun on vacation. How can I go to make sense?
You are a celebrity, but you don’t make money if you don’t scan your face well. It’s okay if you just rely on your skills to make a living. You can catch fish, shrimp, cook and wash food, and now you can even do carpentry work. What do you want to do?
Putting down the plane, Guan Yin picked up the saw blade again, chose a few more, and selected two from a bundle of saw blades, one wide and thick saw blade and one slender saw blade.
Is this different? The chainsaw seems to be the same as the same?
"This is an old guy from more than ten years ago. The saw is a typical traditional frame saw. This is a small frame saw, used for material collection, forming, and the warehouse has a large frame saw, which is used for logging wood." Guan Yin introduced, took out a file from the wooden box and showed it in front of the camera, introducing, "This is a triangular steel file for repairing the saw. There are no saw piles and no material pickers here, so he had to cut the material on the saw frame. I turned around and made a simple woodworking handmade counter. There is no such thing, it is difficult and wasted too much time."
"Professional terms are of particular importance!" A group of strangers went on a war.
Guan Yin looked at the barrage and smiled and said, "This is nothing. In fact, living in a big forest, as long as you don't treat yourself as a guest in the forest or as a master in the forest, you can usually come up with a way to survive well. When I was a child, my family was poor. My father was a private teacher and earned little money. He also had to serve more than ten acres of land at home. My mother was not in good health and had no job in the countryside. Basically, the furniture and door frames used at home were asked for help from the villagers. My family did it myself and helped my father do farm work since childhood. These basic skills have been learned a little."
Someone was dissatisfied and asked: "It's okay to give anything. If you don't give me a lighter or match, can you still survive?"
Guan Yin thought about it for a while, scratched his head, and said, "This is not difficult to deal with. The technical content of drilling wood to make fire is not that high. People with a little patient can basically do it. Let's do it this way, let's teach you a technique to drilling wood to make fire with technological content."
Ma Liuer found some dry wood, and Guan Yin quickly used a repaired small frame saw to install a wide saw blade. He first sawed a round wooden board with a radius of ten centimeters and a thickness of three centimeters on the thick wood. He also found a wooden stick with a diameter of about one centimeter, and saw it into two sections.
"Isn't it just manual rubbing? What's the technical content?" The people who were on the melon were quite dissatisfied.
Guan Yin didn't explain it either. The two pieces of thin wooden stick were drilled into a slightly thicker, and the small cave that was not drilled through was drilled. While filing out two gaps with a file, the wood chips that were filed out were carefully kept.
Another slightly shorter wooden stick was carved with a file to create a gap in a section, just like making a feather arrow, and then set aside for later use.
Change a one-centimeter drill bit, drill a hole in the log board, and then drill two holes diagonally on both sides. The fine wooden sticks that carved the gap penetrated through the hole in the middle, leaving the log board one-third and steadily unable to move.
Pick up the file, polish it on the other end of the spare wooden stick, and Guan Yin began to untickle the shoelaces.
It's so weird, what is this guy going to do?
Untie the shoelaces and put them aside. Guan Yin used an axe to peel the piece of dry wood into pieces of wood, and then peeled the pieces into bits of wood.
"You can make a fire." Guan Yin said, embedding the shoelaces into the gap of the wooden stick, the two sides were almost the same length, and wrapping them in the opposite direction twice, tied them into knots, then passing through the two oblique holes, and then tied them in knots.
Put the broken wood chips into the impermeable hole on another wooden stick, place the wooden stick on the scratched wooden stick, Guan Yin began to turn the wooden tray, twist the shoelaces to the upper half of the two-thirds of the wooden stick with the wooden tray, then use a piece of wood to put the other end of the wooden stick into the impermeable hole with the wooden chip.
"You can save more effort." Pick up another wooden stick from the ground, pick it up and tie it on the shoelaces, and Guan Yin started the performance.
The hand that was lined with the wood chips loosened, the wooden plate began to rotate, and the wooden stick quickly grinded in the impermeable hole of another wooden stick, while the other hand held the wooden stick with the shoelaces and pressed it down at a constant speed.
The wooden disc rotates rapidly, and the inertia brought by weight drives the vertical wooden stick to rotate all the time.
Soon, the wood chips began to smoke.
"Isn't this just a play?" Most viewers really don't understand this, and they find it interesting to watch it.
Guan Yin introduced: "This method of fire-making is the most labor-saving, but there are many preparations to do. The principle is very simple, which is to use the kinetic energy of the wooden plate to replace the kinetic energy of the hands rubbing in the most primitive method of drilling wood fire. The wooden plate can be replaced by iron plates or stone pieces. There is also a method of fire-making by bowstrings, which will be discussed tomorrow."
With a method of making fire, you can play with a sense of technology.
"What else do you don't know?" the audience joked, "Can you have a baby?"
Guan Yin ignored it and warned seriously: "Seeers who like camping must remember that in the wild, raising fire is second only to obtaining food and water, and even equivalent to obtaining food and water. If you bring something else, don't think about romance, and obtaining fire at the fastest speed and most effort. This is the most important thing."
After saying that, Guan Yin warned again: "I heard that some buddies are clamoring about what automatic is a girl's business all day long. Men's romance is to pull the big bolt. This is a group of people who are full and full of food are clamoring there, putting you on the battlefield to see if you choose a bolt-type rifle or an automatic rifle. By the same token, in the wild, the most labor-saving and easiest skill to obtain survival materials is the best skill. You can use all the resources you carry to obtain the spark as soon as possible. Don't think about retro. Rub hard with both hands. It's best to have a match lighter. If not, or cannot be used, then use the battery. The collision of positive and negative poles will produce sparks. If conditions permit, of course you can bring a flint to the fire. Don't experience it for the sake of experience. Survival is the first priority."
The little cutie gave him a divine assist and asked in confusion: "Dad, why are we so troublesome with our lighter?"
Guan Yin replied with a smile: "Some people think that their father can't do anything. If they want to embarrass their father, they have to find a way to slap them. They can't let others say that their cute father can't do anything. They're just talking nonsense."
The little cutie waved her fist and cheered her father: "Bad man, dad hit him!"
Guan Yin smiled kindly and advised, "It's not that I won't take action. There are only a few trash, so why don't my father take action personally? Let's not be angry - baby, dad is thinking about building a barbecue table in the yard. What do you think of?"
The little cutie knows the barbecue table, and there is a small comprehensive barbecue table at home. My father gave me barbecue kebabs, which are very good times.
After thinking about it, the little cutie ordered: "Can you get the second to baked gluten?"
Guan Yin was in a dilemma: "This is a bit difficult, the key is that we don't have gluten."
The little cutie was not disappointed, and thought about it and ordered the dishes again: "Then, can you get the grilled and skewers?"
The dad felt very distressed: "No, either - my baby has suffered so much, and I can't even think about it."
That's not your boss?
The little cutie was not disappointed and said happily: "What dad does, what people like, what they like."
Guan Yin made the final decision: "Then the grilled fish is not so much, but the grilled fish with Bashu flavors can be less dishes, including dried celery and potatoes, which are almost enough."
When talking about this, the little cutie still remembers one thing and asked: "Dad, can you bake potatoes? I want to bake potatoes again!"
"It's not difficult!" The dad patted his chest, "But, we'll wait for two days and it's going to snow soon. When it snows, it tastes better!"
So the little cutie began to look forward to the snow. The roasted potatoes are so hot, so they want them again.
The audience was speechless. They showed their carpenter skills and promised to build a barbecue table. That was the job of bricklayers, and you would do it?
Why do you know everything?
Chapter completed!