Chapter 340: Slap in the face, swear and expose shortcoming
Not many big shots came, but the portions were sufficient.
The eldest princess looked at Guan Yin who refused to enter the sun protection booth and ran to laugh and joke with a group of spectators. After thinking about it for a moment, she realized that this kid didn't bother to squat in the sun protection booth and watch the audience sunbathing outside.
"Let's not sit inside. The team members are suffering. We are here to watch, and we don't want to bask in the sun. It won't sound good when we talk about it, and it won't look good when it is broadcast." Zhu Heling suggested.
The director was a little embarrassed and didn't realize this at all.
It's all that boy's fault. Why don't you come in and sit down to rest if you have nothing to do?
Of course that won't work.
Guan Yinde made the sticks on tenterhooks. No, while he was wandering around outside, the gang didn't dare to rest in the sun shelter. His team members have become accustomed to this kind of weather these days, but the sticks at high latitudes
Not quite used to it yet.
Otherwise, don't guard your dragon boat, go in and have a rest. I didn't stop you, right?
Bai Doufu pulled his tongue and said, "Why are you so stupid? It turns out we are a guest - you go get some water and cool down."
Guan Yin said seriously: "That's not possible. We can't act maliciously. We are a hospitable nation, unlike them."
The audience all scorned: "Eh-"
Good guy, are they all my audience?
Guan Yin was extremely proud: "Oh, I'm so popular."
"You idiot, we are here to see the Queen of Heaven." The two little girls struggled to squeeze their way out of the crowd.
Guan Yin saw that he was sixteen or seventeen years old and said with a straight face: "I said, isn't it bad to skip school?"
"Brother, can we ask for leave?" The little girl was also very proud, "We are top academics. Do you know if our city will be the top scorer in the high school entrance examination this year? Oh my!"
Hey, this little girl.
"Do you think I'm stupid? The high school entrance examination hasn't even started yet. How can I get the top score in the high school entrance examination?" Guan Yin said to the camera, "Students should put their studies first. It's not good to skip classes and chase stars. Parents, please pay attention. There is a broom at home.
Pimples and feather dusters, please be sure to keep them on hand at all times.”
The two little girls were anxious and grabbed Guan Yin: "Why are you so stupid? I have never seen a star like you. Are you not happy with so many star-chasers?"
"Chasing stars in a civilized way, little girl, now you are spending all the hard-earned money of your parents. Even if you are chasing stars on the computer, your parents will have to pay for the electricity. Besides, your health is important, so study hard." Guan Yin patted the two little girls.
On the back of his head, he said, "If you really want to come back as the top scorer in the high school entrance examination, I will ask the diva to autograph it for you."
uncle?
Mad, this is really a guy who takes advantage without losing anything.
Guan Yin looked back and called her sister-in-law: "Yingying, let's reimburse the two children for their round trip expenses later. We can save some money to buy some delicious food, and they will also be healthy."
The two little girls were very moved.
The audience also praised: "This is a high-quality idol, although it is a bit cheating."
Don't take it personally, it's just a piece of shit.
Turning around, Guan Yin gave some advice to the parents of the two little girls: "Comrade parents, please give your children less pocket money. If you have nothing to do, go to the bookstore and check it out. I think the series "Three Years of College Entrance Examination and Five Years of Simulation" is pretty good.
, buy a few more sets, one set will not be repeated every day.”
Let me go, I just praised you for being sensible, but you still fell into the trap.
"We are really top students!" The little girl was really anxious and quickly showed Guan Yin her scores on her mobile phone. When Guan Yin looked at it, she found that she had almost perfect scores in Chinese, perfect scores in mathematics, excellent physical education and calligraphy, and almost perfect scores in physics, chemistry and politics.
This is a true scholar.
Guan Yin smiled and said: "Study hard and don't imitate a waste like Jia Baoyu. We Chinese people must be talented people who are useful to the country and our family. After the end, you and my sister-in-law will reimburse the travel expenses."
Then he called the two queen sisters over: "Go back, take a picture, and write a few words of encouragement for your children to study. Be sure to write something like "buy more "Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation" so that parents can rest assured."
The two little girls immediately started pinching each other. This guy was very nice, but he was very cheating.
Sister Jing rolled her eyes, pulled the two little girls and smiled: "That's no problem."
The sister-in-law was looking at the group of South Korean female celebrities. When she saw that they were going to the sun protection shed, she immediately shouted: "Brother-in-law, hurry up, they are going to rest, hurry up... No, hurry up and check whether their boat is still there."
Ok."
It’s over, my sister-in-law has also been led astray by her eldest brother-in-law.
Guan Yin hurriedly ran over. Halfway through, he huffed and the group of female celebrities who looked like they were about to suffer from heatstroke rushed over again.
This group of people was playing with their lives and marched forward with their chests puffed out.
They finally saw that the people in the empire had ambitions for the Celestial Empire, but now that there was such a shameless bastard, there was no way to deal with such a person, so they had to use their bodies to block him.
Guan Yin was not afraid at all. He picked up a wooden board, blocked it and rushed forward. This time it was broken, and none of the female stars dared to rest.
The sun in my heaven will not let you go, so let's compete to see who can bear the sun better.
Guan Yin was not idle either. He erected a wooden board and squatted in the shade by himself, and began to chat with the South Koreans: "Let's do this. It turns out that you are a guest. I have to fulfill the master's wishes. I will tell you a cross talk about fighting.
A group of people came from the east, wearing ski jackets, dog-skin hats, and snow boots. After arriving in the west, they saw that the sun was too hot, so they had to start taking off their clothes, taking off their silly shoes, wiping off their silly socks, and kicking
Take off the silly pants, then take off the silly coat, and finally there is only a silly hat tied on the head. From a distance, it looks like it is tied with a belt. You can be as silly as you want, hahaha, don’t you think it’s fun?”
Mud, if I can't beat you, I will beat you to death!
The audience was overwhelmed with joy, but the female stars couldn't enjoy it.
Who are you calling a fool?
Forget it, forget it, I don’t want to be on the same level as him. Let’s take off that belt. I won’t be on the same level as him.
Guan Yin opened his mouth and said, "Let me tell you another joke. A group of fools came from the east. When they arrived at the southwest, they saw that the sun was very bright. They quickly went into the water to cool off. As soon as they got into the water, a sun popped out of the water.
Bastard: "Oh, let me go. You are chasing the north and chasing south. Don't you just want to catch me? You think I won't recognize you if you change your vest?" These idiots immediately put on bikinis and went into the water. The Bastard came out again: "Mader"
, I can still recognize you if you take off your vest, but if you put a band around your forehead, you think you are wearing a tightrope?'"
I don’t know who took off the red ribbon first. Soon, all the red ribbons on dozens of people’s heads were gone.
Director Jin couldn't understand so many "jokes", but the sexy eldest sister with blond hair and black eyes and the most beautiful face in Asia could understand them.
"Mr. Guan, don't you think this is quite shameless?" She felt that if she couldn't bear it anymore, who knew how this man would point his nose and curse, so she started to fight back.
Guan Yin had an innocent face: "Oh my god, do you still know the word shameless? You came all the way to rob our cultural heritage, and we invited you to co-author it? Let me tell you a joke.
, a bastard rolled into our yard, pointed at the fruits on my fruit tree, and said that they must be his own, I am a person with a bad temper, and I would just kick him if he went up to me, you bastard, you have no idea,
You have no arms or legs, so you just want to be a robber. You are born with a face, why is your face so big?"
Before he could finish cursing, someone took out the earphones from behind and blocked his ears.
"It looks like I need a little more dignity, okay." Guan Yin nodded, looking at other people's faces. Who needs scolding?
You stand up!
Chapter completed!