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Chapter 360 The fishing boat sings late, brains everywhere

"The art world was theirs before, it's yours now, and it will be yours in the future. You are the sun that bursts out at five or six o'clock in the morning, representing the future and hope, so," Guan Yin suddenly became furious and pointed

The four teams of the South Korean star team, who were looking at the eight dragon boat teams on the arranged water track, suddenly changed from laughing and reciting the text to roaring, "What are you looking at? Look at your future.

? The rest plan is cancelled, and the two-hour non-rest training period begins."

In the dragon boat team, fifty-two female celebrities rowed quickly, this tyrant.

However, no one exerted any effort, and they walked slowly and leisurely, just like on vacation.

This is what this tyrant said. You cannot expose your strength to the other party.

A 1,200-meter race, a turnaround, and the winner after returning to the starting point of the race after two 90-degree turns. The four teams came back and competed once. The times were all about the same, and the time difference between the front and the last was

No more than half a minute.

Now that I am not competing, I am rowing slowly as a rest, which will give me a lot more energy.

"Sing a song." Sister Zhao suggested.

It was "Everyone Rowing and Driving a Big Ship" again. Guan Yin shook his head when he heard it, but you sang "The big knife cuts off the heads of the sticks". What are you afraid of?

He felt that morale was very important, and it would be better if he could make these sticks angry.

Even now, people are still protesting.

The director of the "Let's Tear It Up" program over at Bangzi came over with an interpreter and jabbered at Guan Yin. Guan Yin waved her hand and said, "Stand back."

Um?

"You have bad breath." Guan Yin nodded and reminded kindly, "You can use any toothpaste from the Empire to get rid of bad breath. Men should also pay attention to this. Otherwise, if you open your mouth, all your team members will faint. This

Should the game still be played?”

The director was stunned and looked at the translator. What did he mean?

"What's the matter with cutting off Yoshibi Ke Ingrid?" It was very difficult to translate, so the director simply asked Guan Yin.

Guan Yin shook his head: "No, why did you kill Yousi BiKe? What happened to Ant Ingrid? Si Wai Rui Po."

When it comes to English, anyway, Guan Yin’s English speaking test certificate is really worth the forty meters.

There is no level 4 or level 6 in this time and space. From kindergarten to university, if you have the energy, you can choose a foreign language, or even multiple foreign languages, and no one will care about you. The entrance examination is Chinese language, mathematics, physical education and calligraphy. This is the third year of college entrance examination.

, Liberal Arts chooses political history and geography, Science chooses Biology, there is no difference.

Of course, Guan Yin is not like other children from rich families. He grew up in a "noble" and "elite" school and wished he could learn 800 foreign languages. He even became proficient in the Zenith Star language. He only started to learn English when he was in junior high school. When he was in college,

, thinking that knowing a foreign language might be useful, he took the English speaking test and passed it, which he himself found a little incredible.

However, Guan Yin felt like beating him up when he was trying to speak English.

These days, among those living in Asia, especially those with higher education, it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t speak Chinese. Isn’t this guy so good at acting that he can pretend to be so good at it?

I really don’t know how to do it. I grew up in Yingjiang’s family, and I’m still learning Korean.

"Oh, you're so bad." Guan Yin said seriously, "Then you'd better listen to the translator. I'm too busy and don't have time to learn so many foreign languages."

Then, this guy started to threaten the translator: "If this bastard says something unpleasant, and you dare not translate it, I will beat you up first, do you understand?"

Yes, yes, you are a master, you are a cow.

The translator rolled his eyes. Of course he knew that this person had a bad opinion of him. When he hugged several *** celebrities just now, he bowed at a 90-degree angle. This person is the number one anti-Korean person. How can he be polite to him?

But he really didn't dare to mess with him. He was somewhat useful in the "Let's Go, Buddy" program, but in the entire entertainment industry, he was the smallest person. This person dared to order the bus handlebar to be ten

He was beaten to death with several sticks, but he still cares about a little person like him?

Guan Yin really cares about the little people. After all, he is a little person himself, but for those who don't behave well, no matter whether they are big or small, they will be beaten.

"What did he say?" Guan Yin pointed to the director with his chin and looked at the translator and asked.

The translation said: "Director Jin said that artistic disputes should not be elevated to conflicts between ethnic groups. He protested your humiliating treatment of their expatriates."

Guan Yin was surprised: "I can't tell whether I'm a boy or a girl. How could I be humiliated? I took off my clothes and showed them to the public, or had my prosthesis taken out? How could anyone seek humiliation? This guy shouldn't be able to

Is he mentally retarded?"

The translator didn't dare to translate exactly what this guy said, so he translated it to Director Jin: "Mr. Guan said that there is no such thing as humiliation. Please rest assured."

"No, no, no, he must apologize." Director Jin was very angry and wanted to seek justice for his compatriots, Smecta.

The translator immediately threatened: "That will cause more uncivilized behavior on his part, so there is no need to do so."

Director Jin was startled, took a few cautious steps back, and then asked, "Why is this so uncivilized?"

"Hit you." The translator said with a straight face, cursing in his heart, "Aren't you a bitch? You know this is a guy who is extremely indifferent to you, but you still come to provoke him. Are you embarrassed to say it?"

Looking at Guan Yin, who is 1.86 meters tall, and then looking down at himself, who is over 1.7 meters tall, Director Jin wisely chose to avoid this topic.

"We are here to present a wonderful program to the audience. Please translate it to him. We have no other intention. It is just that the Dragon Boat Festival is indeed ours. Please stop struggling. God will also favor us, because

The Dragon Boat Festival belongs to the Korean Underworld, Qu Yuan belongs to the Korean Underworld, and Confucius belongs to the Korean Underworld. Your emperor also has genes from our Korean Underworld." Director Jin was a little excited, and his face turned a little red.

Guan Yin was startled: "Damn it, are you going crazy? We don't have a veterinarian here!"

The translator pretended not to hear and translated Director Jin's words. I thought the man would be furious, but unexpectedly the man was so happy that he jumped up and down.

"What is he laughing at?" Director Jin had a serious face, feeling that he had been insulted. He felt that he was extremely serious.

Translate what's in my heart, how do I know? It's hard for me to ask, but I guess it's just a joke.

Guan Yin had enough fun, so he said to the translator: "Tell him, Ma Liu'er can go and play wherever he can. I don't have time to discuss this issue with an idiot. By the way, where did that referee team come from? Who invited it?"

?”

The translator said: "It was invited by the program team. A deputy director of Jiangnan Satellite TV felt that this was a major matter related to the ownership of cultural traditions and should be treated with caution, so he invited several professional referees from Japan..."

"That's fucking nonsense. It's just a matter of wishful thinking. How can it be raised to such a high level? Tell your leaders, if you have time to think about how to attract attention, it's better to strengthen your own quality and reduce those useless things of ours.

, someone comes to rob, we also ask the referee to judge whether the other party can rob it, and it is not that bad." Guan Yin shook his hand, "I don't have time to deal with you idiots, go find a cool place to stay, don't

Come and bother me."

The translator's face was filled with excitement and climax, which made Guan Yin extremely disgusted. He also resorted to the stupid variety show to make trouble. This show is really only for children under the age of three to watch. What is business and what can be used

Entertainment, don’t you understand?

On the lake, the setting sun is reflected, the golden light is shining, the dragon boat is returning, and the songs are melodious. If it weren't for this scenery, Guan Yin felt that these idiots would have been drowned in Qiandao Lake.
Chapter completed!
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