It’s not that Guan Yin is looking for someone to be weak, but this old guy, do you know what people are shouting about all day long? On behalf of the cultural world, he is demanding that the status of soldiers be lowered. Just now, two generals blocked him from the front, this old bastard

Dan ducked back, gloating about his misfortune.

How could Guan Yin get used to this kind of thing?

"Don't keep asking me what kind of behavior standards should be followed by celebrities. I'm just a common man. Those who admire me will praise me to death, and those who don't like me will scold me to death. Celebrities? Whoever likes to be a celebrity can be one. I don't think so.

What's the matter?" Guan Yin began to reason with the old man "calmly", "In today's world, big powers are competing for supremacy. Who is upholding the ambition of the Celestial Dynasty left by our ancestors? Who is guarding the border and safeguarding the dignity of the country and the family and country?

Inherit? Who is inheriting the spirit of farming civilization that is fighting against an increasingly fickle God? Still telling me about the spirit of craftsmanship, what is craftsmanship? We came from behind, built infrastructure and swept the world, and the light and heavy industries took over the crushers of developed countries.

Who strives for the title? Every year, more than 10% of GDP is invested in education. Health care now covers the whole country. Who invests in it? Traditional festivals are celebrated during holidays, and government departments work overtime to ensure that the state machinery continues to operate. Who does it? Every year across the country

There are so many model workers, so many moral models, so many unknown workers and creators, so much good material, no one publicizes it, but they want to praise the stinky feet of foreign adults and lick the buttocks of Japanese devils, bastards and traitors, culture?

Your culture is useless, your bottom line as a human being is gone, what else do you have to be cultured?"

The old man was dumbfounded and angrily cursed for a long time, "It's not enough to make a fool of yourself."

Guan Yin was very proud: "That's great. Don't draw a line between me and you. I find it embarrassing."

He turned around and said to his father-in-law: "I'll get some dirty information from the Cultural Committee and mail it to you later. After I've done this, we ordinary people will beat gongs and drums to give you a banner."

Pull me down. If you are making trouble like this, you are not sending a banner, you are sending a wreath.

This promotional event obviously couldn't go on, and Guan Yin was ordered not to appear on camera, but this guy was very happy. He hugged the little cutie and sat down on a folding chair, crossing his legs, which was so refreshing.

As the deputy leader of the "Imperial Capital Show", my sister-in-law had no choice but to take action in person and began to explain square dance to the "temporary students" in a graceful manner.

There's a lot of noise online.

Who dares to imagine that this person dares to run wild in the Forbidden City?

No one dares!

You scolded the stick, scolded the Japanese, scolded the Japanese and scolded the lighthouse, then turned around and pulled in the small group of bastards from Dongpan to scold them, and even took advantage of them to clean up the Cultural Committee group. Why are you so tough?

Guan Yin said in his heart, as long as I maintain political correctness and don't step on red lines, who of you really dares to block me?

Now that a ban order has been issued, let’s take care of things in the cultural world.

He was relieved, but the giants, who were suffering from huge headaches, turned back to discuss after leaving the square, and had to wipe the bastard's ass.

"Cultural aspect..." In terms of rectifying culture, Li Kuangqing was the most determined, and he proposed that those heads in the cultural aspect must be changed.

This has nothing to do with Guan Yin. He used the wireless network of the Forbidden City to log into Weibo.

As expected, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Japan was the first to jump out and protest: "Strong protest."

They actually protested to the Foreign Affairs Committee. This was a very formal protest.

In addition to the protest, the Japanese government immediately submitted an online joint protest letter from the Japanese cultural circles, demanding that the empire "immediately block the assassins who spread rumors, smear the Japanese king and queen, and belittle the Japanese country" and demanded: "and compensation for economic losses totaling 100 million taels."

Ten million yuan."

However, they are really particular and claimed: "Our country is experiencing a major earthquake that has not happened in a year, and all compensation will be used for post-disaster relief."

Three days ago, Japan suffered a strong earthquake. The empire greeted Japan out of politeness and did not provide assistance. Japanese netizens believed that the cost of rescue supplies of 120 million should be borne by the empire because "the empire is too huge and its gravity attracts Japan."

This strong earthquake was caused by the westward movement of the four islands."

Guan Yin ignored it, but immediately filed a lawsuit with the Imperial Capital Intermediate Court, targeting the Japanese embassy in China.

"Ambassador Mr. Tanaka Kazuo caught a glimpse of my family's square dance trick, which will cause irreparable damage to my personal psychology and career. I firmly demand that the Japanese diplomacy compensate me 240 million yuan in compensation. I solemnly promise that this compensation

No penny will be left and all will be used for the education of our country." Guan Yin vowed to talk nonsense.

It’s all nonsense anyway, so who is afraid of whom?

Later, Guan Yin found the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of South Korea, which was the second country to protest. Bangzi did not dare to expect that the empire would ban a certain scammer, let alone that the scammer would compensate them 120 million tons of kimchi, but what they asked for was even more shameless.

: "Strongly protest against the defamatory interpretation of peninsula culture by the imperial star Guan Mou. We solemnly demand that the empire legally determines that the Korean skirts, Korean dances, Korean traditional kimchi, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat racing and other traditional cultures are inseparable from the peninsular culture.

Part of them strongly demands that Guan solemnly apologize for the inappropriate remarks and promise that he will never do it again in the future."

Guan Yin ridiculed: "We strongly recommend that the United Nations Constitution include 'the entire universe is an integral part of South Korea'."

Thinking about it was not enough, so I sent another sentence: "I want to give you a message from the Ministry of Culture. Let me tell you that someone from Guan has given you a suggestion. When we celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival in the future, you should stop eating glutinous rice dumplings and just eat kimchi.

Wrap it in rice dumplings, which can better reflect your 'traditional culture'."

As soon as this status was posted, a netizen replied: "Bodhisattva, you are behind the times. Last year during the Dragon Boat Festival, they brought a truckload of kimchi rice dumplings to our country for sale."

Guan Yin was shocked and asked quickly: "Sold?"

"Sold." The netizen replied, "The Bangzi from Qinggang pretended to be our people and went to buy them. At that time, the Bangzi media was still proudly promoting that 'Bangzi culture swept everything in the empire'."

Guan Yin was speechless and sent a picture of a stick wrapped in a rice dumpling leaf: "I lost. I shouldn't be comparing my stupidity with this country."

When it comes to protesting, it has to be Yingjiang. The country is just a toy of the Holy Mercy Society. It directly posted a blacklist. Everyone else was mosaic. Only Guan Yin’s name and ID number were extremely clear, and he also added

It's very bold.

"Law artists are banned from setting foot on the soil of the United States for life."

Just as it was agreed upon, dozens of countries jumped out and collectively posted a blacklist.

Wow, that's really spectacular.

Guan Yin commented: "It's unnecessary. I really think too much."

But there is one country that is different. It neither responded to the Japanese or Koreans nor followed the trend of Europe and the United States. They were very serious and came out to protest and said: "Strongly protest the empire's historical slander of our ancestors. The Huns were not defeated by you, they migrated voluntarily."

To West Asia.”

Guan Yin didn't say anything, so he posted a picture, a husky wagging its tail, a chicken, and two words handwritten next to the chicken: "local chicken."

The other party was confused. What do you mean?

What does it mean?

"Study more," Guan Yin warned seductively.

I will tell you that among dogs, husky, among junior high schools... what kind of chickens are there?
Chapter completed!