It's spring, and it's still very cold in the Imperial Capital. Although it won't snow anymore, the breeze is blowing, and the area around the Cultural Palace is not bad. There are tall buildings all around, blocking the cold wind.

On the evening of the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, this day is Human Day. It is said that the Empress Nuwa created human beings on this day. Many people come out to hang out in every household. On the sixteenth day of the first lunar month, many people suffer from various diseases. Many people have suffered from it today.

After eating noodles and Qibao soup, we put on beautiful little human headdresses for the children. During the Chinese New Year, we ran out for a walk with nothing to do.

Thousands of people gathered in the Cultural Palace Square, posing and waiting to watch the excitement.

A lot of media came, including online live broadcasts and several satellite TV media.

I have no choice but to participate in the competition today. I will compete against two teams. If I win, I will wait until the 134th day of the first lunar month for the knockout round. If I lose, I'm sorry. In the next few days, let's continue the challenge according to the ranking.

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Imperial TV sent a location filming team, which is a team sent every year.

Looking at the square dancing ladies in the square, the location host Chun Yu was a little dizzy. This was her first time on a field trip, so she quickly pulled down the cameraman: "Brother Pan, are there too many people here?"

The cameraman is here: "Where are we now? Most of the teams haven't come yet. Most of the people who come are here to get information. Now is the points round. When it comes to the knockout rounds, it will be a huge crowd."

Chunyu blinked, a little timidly: "I heard that that person also came to participate, is it true?"

"There is a competition today, three games in a row." The cameraman didn't take it seriously and speculated, "I will probably be eliminated. In the square dance world, even if that guy can compete, he is no match for the aunties. He is too cruel.

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Chunyu didn't believe it, the little girl felt that the cheater was the only ruthless gangster in the world, and there was no opponent he could not defeat.

"I heard that Miss Jing Er went out shopping and was scolded by some overbearing aunts, so that's why she was dragged into trouble?" Chunyu asked secretly.

The cameraman immediately denied it: "Where did you hear it? No! Stop talking nonsense!"

Just as he was talking, the judges arrived, including leaders of the city cultural center, Internet experts, and artistic personnel. The scholars and artistic personnel invited this year were more solemn--probably they came out to have fun when they had nothing to do--including folk culture.

Research experts, Kong Hexi, professor at Royal University, and Pang Xiaoli, dance teacher at National Dance Academy.

Kong Hexi is a rather funny person, with a bit of a high eyebrow. He walked to the judges' table and took a look at it. He happily took the microphone and protested: "How can this be done? You dance while we sit. It seems that we are enjoying the blessing, but today

If you don’t agree, why don’t we just stand still.”

Immediately, a team came up and threatened: "Old Kong, if you don't give us a high score today, you can kneel down and make instant noodles when you get back."

Well, co-author Mrs. Kong also joined the square dance team.

The skinny Pang Xiaoli, wrapped in a military coat, joked cheerfully: "Teacher Kong, it's not okay if you don't bend the law for personal gain."

Kong Hexi had an idea and said, "Then just don't be assigned to a group with other young people."

Several aunts were very dissatisfied and protested: "What's the point of letting young people participate in our elderly competition? You judges should say something."

As soon as he mentioned this, Kong Hexi immediately corrected him seriously: "You can't say that, what is square dancing? I think square dancing is a form of exercise that can be performed in squares or on the side of the road. This is regardless of age.

social behavior.”

My wife muttered: "You are the only one who can say it."

Lao Kong was really uncompromising. In the face of principle, Kong Hexi asked: "In recent years, there have been morning commuter buses all over the country, which are for young people who go to work, but we elderly people must get up early to buy groceries."

Sit down, no one is stopping you, right? You can’t just say whether a field is yours or not. You have the final say. Society has the final say!”

When Pang Xiaoli saw that there was going to be a quarrel, she quickly tried to persuade her to make peace: "Okay, okay, let's stop arguing and get ready. Moms, especially if there is a competition tonight, don't be careless."

"Then you can't be partial!" At this time, Aunt Hu came up to negotiate conditions, "I can do whatever I want, little bastard. If you come to our territory, then we have to maintain our dignity. You can't be partial just because someone is a star."

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Lao Kong nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, I will definitely favor you. If the dance is the same, I will give you high marks - that kid owes me a debt, I have to settle it with him."

What?

"In "Gan Jiu Mei", Yin Jianping and Gan Jiu Mei were written down to death, and they owe me a debt; in "The Legend of the White-haired Witch", Zhuo Yihang practiced his colorful clothes and faced each other across the mountain, and he owed me a debt; more than half

No new book has been published in a month, and you still owe me money. By the way, not only do you owe me, but also Dean Li Sen and Li, who has not recovered from the blow he received from "The Secret of Liancheng"." Kong Hexi vowed.

explain.

Aunt Hu felt relieved and praised: "Yes, it's time to take care of that little bastard. Okay, that's it. You guys sit down and drink some water? Red date soup!"

Auntie, that's called giving and taking bribes, don't be so arrogant.

Originally, not many young people paid much attention to the square dance competition, but this year the number of people paying attention has more than doubled.

In the words of the young prince Zhu Fengyou: "Anyway, it's just idle time. Let's see how much trouble that guy and a group of people can make in the square dance competition."

Hesong Company got the right to live broadcast online. The princess was cruel and invited the famous online live broadcast host "Feng Jing is not Ma Liang" to be the host. The little girl is very funny and speaks in a down-to-earth manner. She has a high net worth, but she is attracted to others.

Audience.

At this moment, the little girl whose real name is Dai Miao is busy talking nonsense to netizens, and made a prediction: "I guess square dancing will survive."

What a divine prediction.

The barrage has one sentence: "Even the blind can see."

Wherever there is trouble-making, there must be a spotlight shining on it, fire?

Let’s talk about how popular the square dance is this time.

Dai Miao changed the topic: "But I'm still looking forward to Brother Guan's new song. It is said that he has recorded a lot of songs in the past few days. I just want to see how such a funny guy can sing down-to-earth square dance songs. I don't believe it.

He adapted the original song into a square dance."

No one believes it. If it is that easy to play, everyone should just stop looking forward to it.

Suddenly, a message popped up on the barrage: "Look, I'm going to see Song Ying'er and Li Qianzi, they're all here."

Dai Miao took a look and saw that they were Song Ying'er and Li Qianzi. They didn't shout and greeted the audience who recognized them. They greeted them kindly.

"Idiot, go and invite them to the live broadcast booth. What a great opportunity." Dai Miao's fans quickly came up with ideas.

Dai Miao thought about it. Although these two are not at the level of divas, they are both four-star first-tier stars. They may not earn as much as her, but their status is higher than hers.

I invited you quickly, and both of you were very considerate.

Song Ying'er greeted the live broadcast camera and said with a smile: "Why didn't I find Xiaoguan? Have you seen that scammer?"

"It's not here yet. I just called my senior brother and said that he is still studying with his daughter." Li Qianzi complained, "He is too capable of making trouble. If he doesn't write scripts and novels well, why are he making trouble?"

What the audience is saying is, that’s your senior brother. Even if you ask us, we don’t know.

Dong Wei, the variety show host of Imperial TV, came out with a microphone, checked the equipment first, and then asked: "Are all the participating teams due today?"

Aunt Hu shouted: "No, Xiaoguan hasn't arrived yet. He is the first to compete."

"Then disqualify them from the competition," Dong Wei joked.

The barrage flew quickly: "Don't, that would be such a pity."

Do you think it’s really a pity for Guan Yin?

It's a pity for the audience that if you are really disqualified from the competition, it will be one less monkey show.

The opening time soon came, and Guan Yin walked over alone. As soon as he appeared, the audience laughed. This guy actually wore a square dance costume, a bright red cotton-padded jacket, and a pair of baggy trousers. Thanks to his height, otherwise

It has to be turned into a bucket.

"Hey, are you all here?" Guan Yin greeted the audience, and the audience cheered in unison: "Hey——"

Guan Yin laughed happily: "He is a famous cross talk actor after all. Look at this cheer, it is different from others."

Brother, stop making trouble, is that cheering?

"That's disgusting!" In the live broadcast, the three beauties pouted together.

The audience walked up to Aunt Hu's team with their hands behind their backs, and asked provocatively: "Let me tell you, ladies, have you considered a surrender posture? I'm a fool. If you don't design it well, then I can help you think of one?"

"Go away!" How could the aunts be afraid of him, and instead they provoked him, "Xiaoguan, have you brought enough handkerchiefs? Don't freeze your nose from crying for a while. You are a star, and you only rely on that face to make a living."

Guan Yin was not afraid at all, and continued to provoke: "It seems that I can rest assured. The aunts are all veterans who have been on the battlefield for a long time. They know the most handsome posture to surrender."

Dong Wei couldn't stand it any longer, so he quickly came over and pulled Guan Yin away, and then asked him to quarrel with the aunts. He would probably get into a group fight today.

"Wrong, wrong, your opponent is not this team, but over here." Dong pulled Guan Yin and ran away.

When Guan Yin saw it, he immediately jumped up and provoked: "This is the competition team from Tong District, right? Aunts, listen to my advice and go back quickly. You have all heard of me. I am known as the invincible player in the square dance competition. Even in cold weather

Damn it, it doesn’t look good to shed tears after losing the game!”

Hey, this little brat even took the initiative to provoke me.

The aunts are of high quality and didn’t fight back——

"Auntie, auntie, it's not worth it, it's not worth it, we're not worth it." Dong Wei hurriedly tried to break up the fight, and finally stopped the rampaging aunties. When he looked back, he saw that the cheater was squatting on the competition stage and watching the excitement.

He couldn't help but said, "Can you still be a little more upright? There are still five minutes left in the game. Where is your team?"

Guan Yin spread his hands: "I'm the only one."

You can pull it down.

Dong Wei gritted his teeth: "In the words of your fans, I don't even believe a single punctuation mark in what you say!"

"I'm here to compete." Guan Yin said with a serious face.

Dong Wei was confused, what do you mean?

"Do you believe it or not?" Guan Yin asked.

Dong Wei said in his heart, nonsense, of course I know you are here to compete.

"Look, do you believe it?" Guan Yin clapped his hands, "I came here to compete, you believed me in six words, and you said you didn't believe a single punctuation mark - you are such a cheat!

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Seeing how solemn you are, I really want to join the crusade and beat you up with the aunts.

This time, Kong Hexi really believed what Guan Yin's fans said: "This cheater is always going to make a fool of himself. Just wait for him to take the square dance competition in an unpredictable direction."

You said you just came here, why are you provoking the aunts? This person is like no one else.

But the people like him, how happy this kid is, isn't it? When he came, there was a lot of laughter, and the ladies chased and beat him, which was also a lot of fun. Where can I find a star who can "fight" with the crowd like this?
Chapter completed!