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Chapter 29 The two queens collectively skate

There was a lot of commotion online, but Concubine Jing Yue didn't care. She came out of the piano room and got in the car. She was a little lazy. She picked up her phone and opened WeChat. There was nothing interesting. Suddenly she remembered that Guan Yin had registered Weibo today, and she quickly

Search, just registered successfully.

"Huh? Are there really some die-hard fans of his?" When she saw that the first post, which was officially posted on Weibo, already had more than a dozen followers and two or three comments, Concubine Jing Yue couldn't help but be surprised and murmured.

Hu Xuan, who was driving, looked closely at her nose, nose and heart. The boss had nothing to do with the man named Song, but the boss seemed to have children's clothes and toys in his house, so she didn't ask any questions out of curiosity.

I swiped my finger on my phone and the message came out.

Emperor Du Hua Guduo: "You, the dragon-like emperor with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are so funny, you didn't notice it!"

What's wrong?

Concubine Jing Yue quickly read the second message.

This person has watched "Detective" and said hello happily: "Emperor Long Tao finally opened Weibo? What do you mean by what you said upstairs?"

Didu Huaguduo replied instantly: "Go to my Weibo, I never realized that this guy is such a fast-talking joker, but it's really fun to scold those sticks and Japanese slaves, haha!"

Swearing?

Concubine Jing Yue quickly clicked on Didu Huaguduo's Weibo. The latest status showed several videos lasting more than ten minutes. The videos were very blurry.

Many people have already left messages on Huaguduo’s Weibo.

It's raining all over the country: "Pfft...it's raining all over the country, and if you still eat kimchi today, it's going to be very toxic!"

Che Wu Jin Er: "As soon as this cross talk came out, I was talking about scolding sticks and scolding Japanese slaves. I just accepted this ridiculous comparison!"



Concubine Jing Yue opened it curiously, and within two minutes of looking at it, she burst out laughing.

"I went out early in the morning and met a few pimps. No, they were advertising for a plastic surgery hospital. They told me that I, a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, had to give me a full face. This is intolerable!"

"Yes, this is indeed intolerable. You old man, you are so energetic with thick eyebrows and big eyes. It is rare!"

"I thought so too, so I popularized the profession of eunuchs with others, and guess what? People immediately said that they invented it in South Korea!"

The scene was filled with applause.

"Hey, I've seen people picking up masters, I've seen people picking up grandsons, but I've never seen a eunuch pick up a man who wants to recognize his master, let alone the one who pretends to be a grandson!"



"You managed to complete the transfer to South Korea in one day?"

"What do you think? Our empire's weather forecast is like a news broadcast. It's so relaxing to live in South Korea. The weather forecast only says: Rain across the country."



"But I admire them very much. You said that our empire is so big and the Emperor of Japan is so powerful. You didn't even think of an idea. South Korea just said that they would go to the sun by the end of the year!"

"Then you shouldn't be roasted to death? Hey, bragging is really life-threatening!"

"That's right, don't worry, fortune telling is just a matter of course. However, after professional scientific research, people really found a trick to reach the sun."

"What trick? Is that a scientific secret?"

"Hey, it's not worth mentioning, but the South Koreans say, go up to the sun at night!"

Concubine Jing Yue was overjoyed. Although the picture was blurry, she could clearly see that the funny guy was Guan Yin. He was indeed a big man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but he was so stunned that he turned into a funny guy who couldn't breathe.

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Clicking on another video, I heard Guan Yin scolding: "You are already over 80 years old, and you want to compete with me in bowing. I can't make you have a herniated disc in your waist?"

The adversary was also amused: "That's right, then you went to Japan, you went abroad, why don't you give yourself a foreign name?"

Guan Yin: "Ah, this has started. According to other people's etiquette traditions, I named it Che Wu Jin Er."

Complimentary: "Hey, you have such a name, you are really capable of fooling around! You want the car to go five-to-two, and I'm going to beat the three-to-four!"

Guan Yin: "Then why are you making such nonsense? It seems that Teacher Bei still doesn't understand the etiquette and culture of the Japanese country! Then I can educate you about it?"

"Then you have to popularize it, I really don't know." Peng Ner'er continued.

Just listen to Guan Yin slowly say: "Back then, during the Warring States Period of the Japanese Kingdom... the war was a mess - in fact, during the Warring States Period, there were only a dozen villages fighting there."

After bursting into laughter, Guan Yin continued: "In the end, all the men were beaten to death. Seeing that the country was about to be destroyed, the emperor became anxious: 'Hit, beat, you know how to beat in one day, how about beating them all? It's over, it's over, it's all over' That’s it…’”

Don’t doubt it, this is a pure Chang’an dialect.

The admirer hurriedly stopped him: "Wait a minute, how come this emperor is talking so much about Chang'an?"

"It seems that you really don't understand other people's history and culture. Xu Fu, does Xu Fu know? Oh, it's not Xu Fu. He doesn't sell desserts, but he took five hundred boys and girls to the east to Fusang. He took five hundred boys with him. The boys and girls went to the Japanese country and reproduced with the local indigenous people and gave birth to offspring, which slowly continued until today, and the Japanese slaves are born! Speaking of which, we are the ancestors of the Japanese slaves! During World War II, after the bloody battle came ashore..."

boom--

The whole theater was like crazy. Many people stood up and never sat down. The applause was so thunderous that the roof almost collapsed.

Just listen to Guan Yin say: "After the dog-hearted fight came ashore, one slogan was to fight back to his hometown in Xianyang!"

Concubine Jing Yue curled her lips, not afraid of teaching bad things to children!

"...The Emperor had no choice but to consult with the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister was very clever and came up with a plan, 'Your Majesty, I have a way...'"

"Wait a minute, why is there another Prime Minister of Northern Shaanxi here?"

"Oh, then, you can't just take care of the five hundred boys and girls in Guanzhong, but also take care of the surrounding areas?"

"That's right, you can't just stick to the same place and gather leeks."

"The Prime Minister said that the marriage system at that time must be broken. How to break it? Because you have few men, let the women put on quilts, put pillows on their backs, and go out for a stroll in the streets."

"Wait a minute, why am I listening? This kimono was handed down from that time, right?"

"Yes, Acacia... no, kimono! But you think, after this stroll, the question arises, the child is born, who is the father?"

"Then it's true that we can't find an accurate one, and there's no way to identify it."

"So the Prime Minister came up with another idea, that is, the surname should be whatever happened where it happened. For example, Yamaguchi, Tanaka, Watanabe, Matsushita, under the big pine tree - what I don't understand the most is Inoue, you said this What happened on the well..."

Concubine Jing Yue could not help but spit: "Rogue!"

She used to listen to serious cross talk, but it was so naughty.

Hu Xuan, who was driving, also blushed a little.

The flatterer became anxious: "Okay, okay, we are talking about social relations, we are not going to discuss technical issues, stop it, ah."

There was another burst of crazy laughter, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

"With the surname, the name is difficult to deal with. When the emperor thought about it, yes, the eldest brother will be called Taro, and the second child will be called Jiro - what I am most puzzled about is Yamamoto Isoroku, my God, Isoroku! That's right

How many times Inoue?"

"go!"

There were also war criminals in this time and space, but in the end, they were all executed by the Empire and none of them escaped.

At the end of the last video, Guan Yin said: "Before returning to China and getting on the plane, my friend from Japan asked me that South Korea said they created the four major inventions and the eight major cuisines. Now even our Japanese country has

They created it, what did you imperial people create? I really couldn’t think of an answer, so I told him, we didn’t create anything, we created the South Koreans!”

What a relief!

Concubine Jing Yue praised Guan Yin fiercely: "What a loss!"

Suddenly, Concubine Jing Yue saw that by the time the intermittent video ended in less than an hour, the number of retweets on Weibo had exceeded 100,000, and in the message, someone actually exclaimed: "Monster!

Queen Zhao actually liked it!"

Liked by Zhao Ziqing?

And give likes one by one?

Concubine Jing Yue bit her lip. When the car arrived at the door of her house, she rolled her eyes and clicked "Like" in the status quo.

This is something extraordinary. Two divas collectively liked a Weibo post. Moreover, one of the divas had just caused a big incident. In an instant, the entire network was completely in chaos.

But soon, the two queens updated a status almost at the same time: "Oops, my hand slipped."

I won’t name the bloggers on Weibo, but everyone knows that this is the crosstalk guy who praises and curses South Korea and Japan.
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