"Baby, what do you want to do?" Guan Yin asked the little cutie before lunch. The little cutie was very energetic today. When she woke up in the morning, she saw her parents together, so she slept an extra morning, hehe.

After thinking about it, the little cutie ordered: "I'd like shredded potatoes, I'd like fried pork, I'd like noodles."

Noodles, I haven’t eaten them in a few days, so I have to eat them.

Sister Zhao ordered: "Let's make some slurry. I've been eating greasy food these days and my appetite is a bit bad."

The foodie sister-in-law immediately agreed: "Yes, yes, otherwise, biangbiang noodles will also work."

"I'll give you some money to make you die." Guan Yin was very annoyed and taunted, "If you can write that word, I will do it."

My sister-in-law was dumbfounded, how could I remember it?

"Are you dumbfounded?" Guan Yin was quite proud.

My sister-in-law retorted: "Then you can write?"

"Then what do you think?" Guan Yin opened his mouth and came, "I said you write it down and memorize the formula. This is a secret that will not be passed down!"

Sister Zhao became interested and immediately took out her tablet and stared at it eagerly. She was also very curious about how to write that word.

Guan Yin looked at him, and the baby's mother looked at him with a smile, especially trusting him.

How can you not trust me? Sister Jing has a little pride now. My dear girl can write songs, sing, write scripts, act, talk cross talk, perform sketches, and train others. The entire art world can sing.

He can write songs, he can write songs, he can write scripts, he can speak cross talk, he can speak cross talk, he can act, he can act in sketches, and he can act in sketches.

Write, if you can't write, you will deceive others.

This is my baby’s father, my dear one!

"You should also learn, it's easy to remember." Guan Yin encouraged the mother, "When others are still asking you how many ways to write the word "fennel" for fennel beans, you have already used the word "biang" to ridicule you."

You have to learn that!

Guan Yin saw that her sisters were all ready, hugging the little cutie, and chanting in a measured tone: "Flying to the sky at one point, there are two bays of the Yellow River; the eight-character mouth is wide open, and the words are going in. You twist, I twist; the left one

Long, the right one is long, add a horse king in the middle; at the bottom of the word "heart", next to the word "month", leave a hook to hang sesame candy. Push a cart to go around Xianyang."

This has to be said in the official Guanzhong dialect, as Mandarin will lose its charm.

Sister Zhao, of course, has nothing to say, and her Guanzhong dialect is very popular. Sister Jing is not bad either. She can speak a few words and can be understood.

My sister-in-law kept mumbling, "This guy has never traveled anywhere in the world? Just the same thing, this guy can speak Minnan dialect, do you think he is awesome?"

I wrote it out and showed it to Guan Yin on the tablet. Just like the question-answer contestants on a variety show, they were both proud and full of expectations.

Guan Yin took a look and found that it was okay. At most, the left-right structure was written as an upper-bottom structure, which was okay.

Miss Jing Er suddenly scratched her head and said, "No, the structure of this room is wrong. That word should be quite beautiful. I'll change it again."

My Linguistics talent points are almost full, and I revised it for less than three minutes, and I actually wrote that word accurately.

Guan Yin praised without hesitation: "Awesome!"

The second young lady said proudly: "Let me tell you, writing about food is difficult, but as long as you give me time, I can write it accurately."

"This is called talent. My sister-in-law is so powerful and domineering!" Guan Yin was very considerate.

Miss Jing Er immediately posted the jingle on Weibo and asked: "This is the riddle that the eldest brother-in-law came up with. Let's try to come up with a word. The top three who type will be rewarded. The eldest brother-in-law will treat you."

Donglaishun, three days!”

Guan Yin was furious, and he was tricked by accident. Is this okay?

However, it is so difficult to type that word, because it is not included in the input method at all!

Therefore, the sister-in-law is also a scammer, and her scamming index is second only to the elder brother-in-law. This is called not being part of the same family, and not entering the same family.

Song Ying'er exploded: "Is this a word? Can this be a word? Let alone the input method, you can't even write it by hand."

Li Qianzi: "Hey, I know, but it's not in the input method."

Han Chen: "No need to doubt it. Brother Daguan must have done it. There is no one who can be more dishonest than him."

A large group of celebrities retweeted it and sent pitiful expressions, many of them staring at Guan Yin's new movie.

The two queens personally took the shots and were able to make an eye-catching movie no matter what. If you catch this train, you will have to save several years of hard work.

Don’t forget, Queen Zhao is now the legitimate Queen of Heaven!

Guan Yin laughed happily and encouraged her sister-in-law: "Learn more from me. It's so fun to trick people. Keep up the good work."

Isn't it just three days of success? It's so simple.

However, there is nothing you can do if there are unreasonable fans.

Imperial Capital Huaguduo: "You cheater, come out, I want to eat!"

Guan Yin was surprised and asked: "Then let's eat. Why are you calling me? Invite me to dinner?"

Hua Guduo was so angry that he criticized: "You are a trap everywhere - I mean, I also want to eat Dong Laishun, three days! You treat me!"

Guan Yin thought about it for a moment and posted on Weibo: "Let's do this, Hua Guduo, please invite this group of scammers who often bubble up in the group to see who has time. Let's make an appointment and get together to have a meal. By the way It’s been so long since I’ve met most people, which doesn’t make sense. I have to think about ways to meet, eat, and chat with everyone. This time I’ll be in the Imperial Capital first, and then I’ll think of ways to go to various places. trip."

Fans are scared, you want to bankrupt your family!

Hua Guduo immediately refused: "Don't do it, let's do this. Let's agree on a time and see when and where the scammer will go. When we get there, let's pool some money and go out for a picnic and meet each other. You should keep the money." Use it when you need it.”

The number one fan in the Fudu area, Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Tao Hua, raised her hands in agreement: "That's right, if you keep that 100 million, then we will definitely not be polite, forget it from now on, buy more delicious food and good clothes for yourself, this poor thing ."

Jiangdong Baidoufu: "I said, are you crooked? You are guessing riddles right now!"

Huh?

Yeah?

Hua Guduo: "I can't guess it even to death. I won't guess anymore. Anyway, I have nothing to do these two days. I'm here to trick you. What's wrong with me, a hard-working bar owner? You have to reward me for my hard work."

This is not a shameless person. Hua Guduo spends most of the day on Tieba. Guan Yin feels bad about it and is thinking about giving people some subsidies or something. They really don’t want it.

This guy is a second-generation house owner. He owns seven or eight houses at home, but he really doesn’t rest on his laurels. He opens his own supermarket and the business is very good. He goes out for a walk all day long to check out the business and collects rent. There's nothing to do.

I really don't want you to have a meal or two, but I'm not convinced. I just love the emperor, and those guys who love Luoli are helping to act. Why don't I, the boss of the bar, even see you?

How could Guan Yin not be righteous and immediately said: "Forget it today, let's all think about it tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Let's gather together if there is nothing to do. For those who are in the imperial capital, let's start walking eastward."

This group of people can't be treated badly. They are really following them. Guan Yin's insults are not without purpose. He wants to spread some positive energy. Without this group of fans waving flags and shouting, charging everywhere, how could he be so good?

Fierce fighting power.

Don't treat good people badly!

Comrades should not be treated badly!

However, during the Chinese New Year, there really weren't many people gathered in the Imperial Capital, and everyone was a respectable person. If something really happened, they would have to go and eat.

Guan Yin took a look and saw that there were only seven or eight people who had signed up. He said anxiously: "What are you doing? If you are polite to me, I won't be polite to you. I am going to be impoverished. I have to find Hua Guduo to borrow a house to live in. Sign up quickly."

, Come here if you have nothing to do, what are you doing?"

Seeing how anxious this person was, everyone signed up one after another. They didn't come here to show off to you, so don't do it either.

"Hey, you guys, I won't be polite to him." Tie Zuishui showed off his ticket, "I will arrive in the Imperial Capital tomorrow and I will stay for three days, just waiting to eat this scam."

Damn it, this is the Spring Festival, your ticket price is enough for ten Dong Lai Shun meals!

Not to be outdone, Kodong White Tofu immediately followed suit.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Xiao Peach Blossom took a look and bought a plane ticket. This girl came from a good family and was a white-collar worker herself, so she was very confident.

They gathered around and gathered less than 300 people. Guan Yin was very unhappy: "What kind of people are these? They usually make a lot of noise, but when something happens, they all run away. They are not righteous!"

"Next time, Hua Guduo, you guys are planning to go out for a barbecue and picnic when the weather gets warm, and you'll come even if you ask for leave." Many people booed.

Three hundred people, so it’s still sixty or seventy thousand. I can’t even save on buying clothes. I don’t even have a house, so I can save as much as I can to help.

"Don't be polite to me. If I really have something to do with you, I'm a bit stuck writing the script. Let's work it out later. If anyone has any good ideas or good material, then you have to teach me." Guan Yin said, "Don't do it.

Be polite to me, I have money, I even made money yesterday."

You can pull it off, you can make money and you can also spend it. Fans are still feeling distressed about that 100 million.

Han Chen ran out and asked, "Brother Daguan, why don't you take me with you?"

"I was about to call you. Is Qianzi here? Is Xiaolu Lu here? Come over when you have time, and let's compile the script together." Guan Yin revealed the secret.

Han Chen signed up immediately. Such a good opportunity was recommended by the company, so he had to work hard to find opportunities.

Lu Lu was also in the forum, and it took a while before she came online. It was probably Han Chen who called. He first sent a pitiful expression, and then asked: "Brother, can you pack it up?"

If it had to be a junior sister, Li Qianzi called directly and asked: "Brother, do you want to leave a role for me?"

"Yes, but I'm not the protagonist. I have a lot of roles. In addition, I may have to train in isolation for several months. Do you have time?" Guan Yin is of course willing to bring his own people. After all, the junior sister is different from others.

Li Qianzi didn't even think about it and immediately agreed: "I didn't answer the notice, so I'll check the post and Xiaolu and I will go there together when the time comes."

Guan Yin made another call: "Brother Xiu, do you have a schedule? Let's get together?"

"Don't be polite to me when you go to the Imperial Capital tomorrow. Aren't you having a gathering with your fans? Come join us." Xiu Qing was very happy. The little brother has not forgotten his old friend.

However, he probably played a supporting role and didn't take it seriously.

"No, I want you to be the protagonist. We will star together." Guan Yin was vaccinated and said very seriously, "When we get to the imperial capital, we will probably have to undergo a period of closed training."

Xiu Qing was surprised, asking him to be the protagonist?

Is this appropriate?

"What's inappropriate? I thought about asking Brother Xiu to be the leading actor from the very beginning. The power of casting is in my hands." Guan Yin is very obedient, so who can let the queen sister trust her?
Chapter completed!