"...I am the director and I have the final say, so you have to play the leading role for me!"

"Then why?"

"Who told you to be ugly? If you are not the protagonist, I have so many beautiful supporting characters. Who will you praise?"

After moderate applause, Lu Zi and Hua Zi bowed in thanks.

Another young apprentice of Bei Guanhai walked up to the stage with a smile, looked at the reaction from the audience, and secretly sighed in his heart. The joke in "I want to be a supporting actor" was written by the supporting actor Diguan Bodhisattva, and it is still there today.

The audience is tired of hearing it, no wonder the response is not enthusiastic enough.

However, in the audience at this moment, Mr. Wang Laotong, his wife, the Iron Triangle, and a few bored actors in the front row sat upright.

That "Ramble on Etiquette" is really attractive. I hope it doesn't crash. That would be too embarrassing.

Then he glanced at the unfamiliar faces on the other side who were also sitting up straight. The little apprentice wanted to hit them with his slippers.

A group of people from the Japanese and Korean music industry!

They are here to cause trouble, or at least to inquire about the military situation!

"Master, really, I want to come up with a joke to scold these bastards. It will relieve my hatred. They spare no effort to hack our empire!" With this thought in his heart, the young apprentice smiled and introduced, "Thank you both of me. Senior brother brought you the wonderful "I want to be a supporting actor", and now they can go down and rest, even after get off work."

Awkward laughter rang out.

"However, it is quite appropriate to talk about this book tonight. Next, we have a new book, which you may all know, called "Etiquette Talk". The performers are my master Bei Guanhai and another,

I believe everyone is familiar with it, so I won’t introduce it first. I would like to remind everyone that this person is very close to "I Want to Be a Second-Party". Okay, next, please enjoy "Etiquette Talk"." After saying that, the young apprentice hurriedly walked to the stage.

Go later.

In the private room directly opposite the stage on the second floor, Bei Xiaoxiao was playing with Doudou in his arms. At this moment, he immediately stopped playing and clapped his hands with Doudou: "It's coming, it's about to begin."

Aunt Hu rolled her eyes and said, "Come here as soon as you come. What a useless book, but you don't want to listen to it first!"

The curtain flickered, and Guan Yin and Bei Guanhai, wearing ocher gowns, walked out laughing.

There was a roar under the stage and noises were everywhere.

"Let me go, that's not that so-and-so, who is that?"

"Guan Yin, Internet celebrity dragon actor."

"Yes, yes, it's that kid. It's said that he did Lan Xiaomei's job and still refuses to admit it. Why is he here?"

"Pull him down, that guy surnamed Lan is just trying to create hype. Can she like this guy?"

There were also people who understood and said calmly: "I can't say for sure. It is said that this boy is friends with Zhao Tianhou. Maybe he deceived Lan Xiaomei by relying on Zhao Ziqing's reputation."

…

Anyway, there’s everything you can say.

"Thank you, thank you for welcoming me so warmly. I am Guan Yin, a non-mainstream actor in the cross talk world. Thank you all." Guan Yin stood in a funny position and bowed.

Bei Guanhai quickly stopped him: "No, no, it's been several years since you said goodbye, and everyone doesn't know you."

Guan Yin nodded: "That's okay. You'll get familiar with me gradually. I'm different from Teacher Bei."

Bei Guanhai asked curiously: "Then why is it different?"

"I am a non-mainstream cross-talk actor. Teacher Bei is a non-popular cross-talk actor..." Guan Yin introduced matter-of-factly, "Well, I didn't have the abortion back then, so I'm here now."

Mutual damage is used too much in cross talk, but I have never seen such damage.

The audience at least gave me some sparse applause and laughter.

Bei Guanhai quickly stopped him: "No, don't let our old man and old lady come to find you!"

There was a burst of laughter in the audience. Everyone knew that the old man and the old lady of Bei Guanhai's family had passed away.

"Seriously, I haven't seen you in the past few years, what have you been doing?" Bei Guanhai looked like he was chatting.

After thinking about it, Guan Yin said with great arrogance: "I am going abroad for inspection."

"Where are you going to inspect?" Bei Guanhai looked curious.

"Keduo, after traveling around South Korea, he went to Japan again. Didn't he become a dragon and become an emperor as soon as he came back?" Guan Yin became interested, "As for those two countries, hey, they are really incredible.

Especially in Japan, I went to the set, and my ears are still ringing with the sound of yakucho butterflies..."

Bei Guanhai looked shameless and covered his face: "Following you, it will probably become a stain on my life."

babble--

"In the past, I was always watching on the computer, what about the newcomer Ikeda Orange, the old man Inoue Sora..." The audience burst into laughter, and Guan Yin got even more excited, twirling his fingers to count names with Bei Guanhai, Bei Guanhai

Hai was anxious, "Don't talk about it here! Keep it to yourself!"

There was another burst of laughter.

Guan Yin immediately smiled and said: "Okay, I won't pay you back for that!"

Bei Guanhai was dumbfounded: "Oh, I borrowed it from you for co-writing?"

There was another burst of laughter, which made several "friendly people" blush with anger.

There were boos in the audience.

"Thank you, thank you all for complimenting me." Guan Yin bowed again, looking very flattered.

Bei Guanhai was anxious: "Wake up, wake up, is this flattering you?"

Guan Yin was unhappy: "Is that flattering you? I am a well-known non-mainstream cross talk actor. When I was on stage, you still..."

Bei Guanhai glared: "What else can I do?"

Guan Yin shrank her head: "You are still popular."

"I'm going to be black now, right?" Bei Guanhai raised his hand, "As a human being, it's better to be humble. This is a traditional virtue."

"That's a set of rules passed down from our ancestors. The main one is modesty." Guan Yin said and glanced at the audience.

Bei Guanhai asked curiously: "The rules are good. People from Japan and South Korea are not bad at all. You have experienced it after a trip, right?"

Guan Yin took over: "Yes, watching someone else's set..."

Bei Guanhai quickly stopped him: "No, let's not discuss it here. Let's talk privately later."

Ha ha……

There was a burst of laughter, and the sound of babble came again.

Bei Guanhai bowed and said: "This is purely a technical discussion without any personal preferences."

This cross talk is a bit naughty!

Bei Guanhai stopped Guan Yin, who was getting excited again and even rolled up his sleeves: "To be honest, have you gained anything from your trip abroad?"

Then he immediately stopped him: "Forget about the technical level, be careful if we really look for you to film - have you really looked for me?"

"I've kept my business card. I'll look for it for you later." Guan Yin gestured and rummaged through his pockets.

After a burst of laughter, back to the topic, Guan Yin said with envy: "Actually, after a trip to Japan and South Korea, I especially realized how difficult it is for our imperial cross talk actors."

Bei Guanhai was surprised: "Aren't all crosstalk actors like this? They are the same everywhere. How can you pay them back? It's not easy to pay them back to us?"

Guan Yin pinched her fingers and said, "Look, for example, our imperial crosstalk actors all have Guankou in their basic skills, right?"

Yo, do you want to say Guankou?

Wang Datong straightened his back.

What new tricks can this tell?

Bei Guanhai nodded cooperatively: "That's what you need to learn. What's going on? Why don't you give me a voice?"

After a round of applause, Guan Yin coughed lightly and said: "Then let me give a shout-out? Just look at the differences between us and the cross talk circles in South Korea. For example, our geographical map of Guankou and the names of the dishes are all combined.

I have to say this: I went out to the East Gate Guanyinhao, Beihai Tower, Guijia Hutong, Wanshou Palace..."

He continued speaking in one breath without even uttering a single word. Not to mention the audience in the audience, Bei Guanhai all gave him a thumbs up.

"...After passing the Jiefang Bridge, Binjiang Road, Heping Road, and Nanshi, I found the hotel." At this point, the "Geographical Map" is finished.

But no one applauded, seeing that these two people came together.

"Then you have traveled quite far to have a meal." Bei Guanhai complained, "What did you eat?"

Guan Yin once again demonstrated the basic skills he had learned through hard work, and opened his mouth: "You asked me what I ate? What I ate was: steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail; roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted rice

Goose... red elbow, white elbow, crystal elbow, beeswax elbow, roasted elbow and grilled elbow strips; steamed mutton, roasted mutton, mutton with spiced mutton sauce; braised three kinds of meat, fried three kinds of meat, roasted with purple lid, stewed

Duck offal, braised white offal, three fresh shark's fin, chestnut chicken, boiled live carp, salted duck, and tube chicken!"

These two paragraphs were all spoken without a single mistake. Halfway through the sentence, applause broke out. When Guan Yin finished speaking in one breath, there was thunderous applause and cheers.

This is the real skill of eating, don’t be careless!

Bei Guanhai waited for everyone's applause to stop, and then asked curiously: "Then you traveled so many miles and ate so much, but you didn't feel hungry at all when you went to South Korea?"

So Guan Yin started to curse.
Chapter completed!