"Friends in the audience, this is the Spring Festival Gala of the Year of the Monkey on Imperial CCTV..." Four pairs of eight hosts walked out in unison. Regardless of whether they were really happy or not, it seemed to be quite happy anyway.

As a mainstay of variety shows, Sun Shuang has hosted the Spring Festival Gala for five consecutive years. There are rumors that Sun Shuang will not host this year's Spring Festival Gala again. Facts have proved that that is indeed a rumor.

"Happy New Year to the audience across the country!" After saying New Year's greetings in unison, Sun Shuang did not put down the microphone and said happily, "The past year has been a year of hard work and progress..."

This has become an old rule. It has become a routine to summarize the past year, look forward to the next year, and be inspiring.

Taking advantage of this time, the audience in front of the TV discussed the two programs just now.

"If the Great Sage hadn't appeared, I would have scolded that cheater to death!" The Guanyin Temple gang cursed, "Return "Song of a Hero", this cheater!"

Fans of Sister Jing are also very dissatisfied: "Isn't this taking away a solo opportunity for our Queen Jing? No matter how good the song is, don't bother us listening to "Quiet Summer". Before the concert, we can only be seen in the Spring Festival Gala."

Queen Jia Jing sang live."

But fortunately, the two Tieba forums often interacted with each other and did not get into trouble.

The main reason is that Guan Yin's fans are never ambiguous when it comes to matters of right and wrong. It's called not insisting. No, they all followed Sister Jing's fans to attack Guan Yin.

""A Good Start" will definitely become a hit song. This cheater will definitely surpass three stars tonight." More people were discussing while eating New Year's Eve dinner.

After two songs, Sun Shuang introduced in the audience: "In the past year, a large number of outstanding actors and singers have emerged in the cultural industry. Young singer Jiang Ling has finally entered the national star rating system. Her song "We Are All"

"We Are Good Boys" has spread throughout the streets, so I would like to warmly welcome Jiang Ling to meet everyone with her "We Are All Good Boys"."

Jiang Ling is unhurried, with an ethereal voice, a clean stage, and on the big screen in the background, with clear skies and green water, a girl in white is riding a bicycle slowly. Her voice is the most tranquilizing.

"This is the second song." Fans of Guan Yin are counting online. It is said that many of the songs written by Guan Yin have been included in the Spring Festival Gala list. Everyone wants to see how awesome this guy is.

After Jiang Ling finished singing, a young female singer who came onto the stage brought Guan Yin's "Little Baby". It had only been three songs since it had only started fifteen minutes ago.

After the song and dance category, the language category followed. After one round, Sun Shuang appeared in front of the camera again with a smile: "My dear viewers, these days, there are really 360 professions, and I am the number one in all professions. However, there are some professions.

, it’s really not a good thing to be the top pick. If you don’t believe it, please watch the next program.”

Bei Guanhai appeared on the stage, and the audience cheered. In the past year, the most famous pair in the cross talk world was Lao Bei's pair. Is it possible that the scammer is about to appear again?

Internet barrages started flying: "I have a hunch, it must be a scam!"

No need to wait for people to come out, introductions will appear on the TV screen.

Crosstalk, "Company of Thieves", performers: Guan Yin, Bei Guanhai.

"Here, is this really his second time on stage?" The audience was so scared that they sprayed water.

Guan Yin came out from the other side of the backstage wearing a robe, with a sly smile, and bowed.

Bei Guanhai picked up a towel and wiped his sweat. Guan Yin took a look: "Hey, Teacher Bei!"

He greeted Bei Guanhai warmly and shook hands with him.

A company of thieves?

What the hell is this?

On the Internet, many people criticized: "Aside from swearing, what else can these two people do?"

Some netizens also defended these two people and posted a barrage: "Can you tell me the name of the dish?"

Having said that, everyone is really a little worried about the scammer, opening his mouth to curse, and if he really curses, there will be a problem, this is the Spring Festival Gala!

People in the cross talk circle were paying close attention to this cross talk show. Liu Dayang was at home and when he saw the pairing of Guan Yin and Bei Guanhai, he snorted coldly but did not leave.

Let's see what kind of flowers they can come up with. If they can't tell, then they'll take advantage of it. Last time, he was so angry that he lay in bed for several months. There's no way to resolve this grudge!

On the stage, Bei Guanhai smiled warmly and shook hands with Guan Yin: "Yes, it's me."

Guan Yin held Bei Guanhai's hand with emotion, patted Bei Guanhai's arm with the other hand, and said with envy: "Crosstalk actor."

Bei Guanhai was confused: "Ah, it's me."

Guan Yin continued to sigh: "I really envy your work."

Bei Guanhai was even more confused and a little embarrassed: "Don't say that."

Guan Yin: "I just moved my mouth but didn't use my hands. After the cross talk, I didn't have any injuries on my body."

Bei Guanhai couldn't help but laugh: "Are you going to let us see blood after the cross talk?"

Guan Yin let go of Bei Guanhai's hand, spread his hands, looked at the audience, and then faced Bei Guanhai: "So my work is incomparable with yours. I was beaten with bruises and face swollen every three days. This...

…”

Bei Guanhai suddenly realized: "Oh, you participated in boxing?"

Guan Yin: "You have to play with your life!"

Bei Guanhai nodded understandingly: "The confrontation is too intense!"

"The risk is too great!" After Guan Yin finished speaking, Bei Guanhai persuaded him cheerfully, "That will show your spirit."

"Be on tenterhooks!" Guan Yin said, and Bei Guanhai followed, "Oh, you just get used to it."

Just listen to Guan Yin sigh: "I'm afraid people will catch me!"

Bei Guanhai made a move: "Then you should hide quickly."

Guan Yin looked at Bei Guanhai and faced the audience: "If anyone catches me, I'll beat him to death..."

"Ouch, then the opponent committed a foul." Bei Guanhai didn't take it seriously.

"Who cares about that... Just a few days ago, six young men hung me up and beat me, cursing me while beating me." Guan Yin stretched his upper body forward and made a slap with one hand, "Let your kid steal my wallet!"

With a bang, the audience was delighted. Is the co-author such a company of thieves?

The online audience didn't intend to be happy at first, but when they saw the sad and angry look on that guy's face, they couldn't help but feel happy.

The trolls continued to troll, and the barrage almost filled the screen: "Whatever you are talking about, a thief dares to take it to the Spring Festival Gala stage and say, ban it!"

On the stage, Bei Guanhai was speechless. He pressed his hand down to signal the laughing audience to be applauded, and then pulled Guan Yin: "Are you a thief?"

Guan Yin looked down on you: "Look at you, a well-educated person, why you speak so ugly, you are just a thief..."

Bei Guanhai asked: "Then should I call you?"

"Pick it up!" Guan Yin pretended to take out the bag from Bei Guanhai, with a proud look on his face.

"Fuck you!" Bei Guanhai pushed.

The audience was happy again. The expression on his face and the words in his mouth were so mean.

Guan Yin was heartbroken: "It's enough for me. In order to steal that little thing, I have been cowardly, buckling, trembling, and sneaking around all day long. My life is not cool at all. It's enough for me. Why do you think I can do it?"

He made a fist with one hand and smashed it into the palm of the other hand, "Why did you become a thief?!"

Bei Guanhai was very pleased: "It's good to understand!"

Guan Yin looked aggrieved: "It's better to block the road and rob!"

Bei Guanhai's expression suddenly became dull.

The audience burst into laughter again, thinking that you were going to change your ways, but you are simply going to sink deeper and deeper!

Guan Yin explained: "If you are caught robbing people on the road, they will be killed, so as not to suffer the consequences there."

"No, no, I said, as long as you make up your mind to correct it, I will do my best to help you!" Bei Guanhai couldn't see it, so he had to help correct it.

Guan Yin took Bei Guanhai's hand and was extremely grateful: "Good man, with your words, everything can be done." Before Bei Guanhai could feel relieved, Guan Yin sighed, "Please let me wash my hands of it completely.

They won’t let me go either.”

Bei Guanhai was surprised: "Have you joined an underground gang?"

"Who joins an underground gang? I join that company called Thieves..." Guan Yin was not angry about trying to clear his name.

"A company of thieves?" Bei Guanhai felt uncomfortable all over, "Why is there such a company?"

"The full name is Thief Financial Co., Ltd.," Guan Yin introduced. After the audience was overjoyed, Bei Guanhai smiled and asked, "How many people are there in your company?"

"More than a hundred people." As soon as Guan Yin finished speaking, Bei Guanhai was frightened, "More than a hundred people are thieves?"

"No, they are not all thieves. We are the only two who really stick to the front line." Guan Yin gestured like he was picking up a bag, and Bei Guanhai quickly asked, "What about the others?"

"They are all our leading cadres." Guan Yinran said.

Bei Guanhai was shocked: "Your thief company still needs leaders?"

Guan Yin was even more shocked than he was: "What you said is that the train runs fast because of the headband; if the cadres take the lead, the thieves have the energy; if the thieves don't have leaders, they will definitely steal poorly; if they don't steal less, they won't be able to escape!"

"

"Yes!" Bei Guanhai laughed happily, laughing wildly in agreement with the audience.

After warm applause, Bei Guanhai asked: "What kind of cadres are there?"

"That's a lot of cadres," Guan Yin counted on his fingers, "one general manager, forty-eight deputy managers..."

Bei Guanhai was surprised: "Forty-eight deputy managers?"

"Each one is in charge of his own business," Guan Yin waited for Bei Guanhai to ask "What are they all in charge of?" and then counted them. "There are those in charge of administration, there are those in charge of business, there are those in charge of organization, there are those in charge of logistics.

There are people in charge of family planning..."

"Beep!" Bei Guanhai stopped in shock, "Does your thieves company still have family planning?"
To be continued...