Chapter 2514 Do you still like this gift?
Weibo almost went down again.
What a grand occasion is it for the leader to write poems?
I sent a long poem from him back then, but it is still hanging high on Weibo.
What kind of thing should I write today?
Guan Yin copied an ancient poem, a poem by the poet Zhao Yi in the mid-Qing Dynasty.
Mr. Zhao did not come in this time and space, so this guy doesn't plan to let someone know Mr. Zhao today.
On the poem
The map has spread to thousands of people, but it still feels that it is not new;
There are talented people in the country who have come out of generations and have written diaries for decades.
this……
Why did this bring out the cannon again?
Guan Yin continues to work, and he is awesome if he has a good memory!
On the second poem
One eye must be based on one's own opinion, and the diary of both parties is full of yellow;
When the dogs watched the show, they always talked about their shortcomings and deficiencies.
These two poems are from Mr. Zhao Yi.
Guan Yin copied and adapted a poem by Mr. Zhao.
The guys on Weibo have a rumor:
I have never seen each other know each other, and the whole city said it was strange;
You must know how many shame can be? Two sides will be repelled until they die.
China is celebrating and worrying, but the troubles on the other side are so anxious;
A diary is full of people, and paper money is used as a means of cultivating money.
Behind this poem, Guan Yin added another inscription.
He said: "Since someone wants my daughter to give you a gift, why not give you three poems? Please be furious if you understand it. If you don't understand it, please remain silent. Oh, if you want to give me money, please come and fight it immediately. This time I will get some money and exchange it for some property. Please."
please……
Who dares to slap you? It’s just a matter of life to scold the thief, but if you dare to scold you for asking for money!
The diary masters are a little embarrassed, and most people can't understand these three poems.
Wenhui is a good teacher to analyze: "These three poems are excellent, both rhyme and conform to the rhythm of the dynasty two hundred years ago. Let's analyze it for you, how?"
A large group of netizens screamed and wanted to listen.
you say!
You must be able to analytically anger those bastards to death.
Wenhui: "This first poem is very straightforward, and it is a style that even an old woman can understand in Bai Letian's poem. Teacher Guan's meaning is this: I'm talking nonsense in the diary. Someone has done it long ago. Who is it? We are so ignorant and ask the cannon school, but now there are also a group of diaries. If these people want to take the words in the diary as the truth, they have to worry that everyone will let them lose their past (demonstrous) and thousands of ancient times (years). Please work hard to convey their intentions and determination."
This analysis made netizens happy.
Finally, the literary words are so easy to say!
So what does the second poem say?
Wenhui: "This is the simplest. In a word, these people write something not to let us understand what we want, but to ask who wants what. Teacher Guan probably wants dog food, maybe he is right."
You might as well say that Teacher Guan is right.
Pipi Group came over to analyze the third poem: "Everyone said that this group is a cultural person, and you still laugh at it. Let's see our old group analyze it for you. This poem says that some people tell things that they have never seen before, so the real party involved was so scared that the whole city was stunned and dumb. They didn't know what they were saying. So, Teacher Guan wisely discovered that when dogs watch the show, they did not watch the show at all, but followed the guidance of dog food, and those who gave the food would bite whoever bite. This echoed the second sentence: There was a person named Erfang or a person with two sides. The so-called realistic diary was purely bullshit. After writing this, Teacher Guan couldn't bear the tough temper of a real literati.
He couldn't help but scold these bastards and said: We celebrate happily and finally won the battle. What are you anxious about? You are anxious to find something, not afraid of spreading rumors and slandering us, and treating us as enemies. Why is this? Oh, it turns out that your spirit is on the other side? That's all, but these dogs who can't see the smell of watching the show - this is Teacher Guan's original sentence. I didn't spread rumors and cause trouble, so some people don't have to prove that they are humans rather than dogs - these guys should pay attention. Following the diary, you can talk nonsense or even tantrums, but don't use burned paper as money. God knows whether those printed and printed paper can be valuable there."
At this time, Pipi Tuan said in horror after realizing it.
It said: "My God, this thing is not working well there?"
You have to look at this with the actual situation.
Right?
We have seen who is squandering the blank paper!
Guan Yin didn't argue with these Pi Shangtian.
He took the initiative to ask the guys: "Do you think this gift is suitable for your wish?"
He further said magnanimously: "If you are not satisfied, I have to continue learning and strive to be able to write poems that satisfy you as soon as possible."
Enough!
You stop studying.
People study to understand sages, even to seek fame and fame.
But you?
You read to curse people in order to change your ways.
Not only do you curse others, but you have to let others read more to understand that you are cursing others.
Why are you so talented? At least you can solve the problem of the mud horse again!
Anyway, those people can't criticize him for the time being.
You can't even understand the scolding of you, and they use Chinese characters commonly used by you and your group of people!
"I haven't been afraid of anyone who gave gifts with a keyboard." Guan Yin turned around and said, "It's just that I let my little baby down. Since these damn people have mentioned it, it's hard to say it if they don't respond. Unfortunately, such a good poem and such a good heart, I'm going to scold you. But why don't you beat me? You can't beat me if you fight. After all, I earn more than you a year, and you have friends all over the world. Even the enemy - Oh, I can't compare with you and dare to be enemies with the 3 billion working people. I had to say admiration, and then pick up the keyboard and scold you, scold you, you said, why do you have to fight me? Your combat power is not even a ninth level, and you can't practice for another century?"
He also said: "You are trying to kill a big guy with a diary. This is a dimension that is more difficult than diary opening up."
So, people started to roll on the tantrum again.
"You can't even accommodate two voices?" They went directly to the conference official Weibo account to make a fuss.
Guan Yin: "I understand your two voices this way: one is the voice of the diary master, and the other is the voice of the diary master's fans. If it weren't for these two voices, you would have cursed, 'Be careful that the car on the left hit you guys to death'. When I thought about this, I felt calm. It turned out to be a group of poor bugs, vomiting--Bah!"
Then, he ran over and pulled Little Ma Brother out.
"Do you agree with her words?" Guan Yin asked.
Brother Ma: "I have never said anything approved."
"Then why didn't you fulfill the responsibility of being a supervisor?" Guan Yindao, "I clamored for treatment every day, and threw away my job together?"
What?
Guan Yindao: "Since you don't want to dare to do this job, get out of here, let's come, we have the ability to replace you. You get out of here, if you don't do well, please use better performance to let us get out."
Brother Ma: "I have said nothing I have ever said anything I agree with."
"So you silently like it, right?" Guan Yin despised these cowards, "You don't even dare to say that you are supervising me. You are really not wrong when you do big things and cherish yourself. Do you know that you have brought the noble sect into a coward? You are the senior who has not even been to see you!"
The diary teachers got annoyed by the official website and immediately returned to a state.
"That guy is a world-famous person. Can we afford to mess with him?" said the official Weibo.
The diary angrily shouted: "So you just think we can bully?"
Official Weibo: "You Grandpa Guan is the masses, the masses understand? Can we afford to offend the masses?"
ah?
Um!
Guan Yin: "I am a masses, who dares to mess with me?"
He ran to ask the diary again and said, "Do you still like my generous gift?"
The diary replied in a furious manner: "What can you do if I can't understand the words of a vulgar gangster?"
Guan Yin: "Wait, I will write some simple sentences that you can understand."
This person is really going to be scolded for jumping to the Pacific today.
Netizens all know this, they know that guy.
Chapter completed!