"Whoever lives in unit 606 or 608 of a certain neighborhood on a certain road, a certain street, can you fucking turn off the amplifier?" Guan Yin posted an audio clip on Weibo in the afternoon, with the following text.

Netizens who are bored and scrolling through Weibo are wondering, who does this guy dislike?

Ma De, this guy has made everyone angry in the past two days. Di Yun finally escaped from the prison. Unexpectedly, he met his enemy Baoxiang. He killed Baoxiang with the poison of Jinbo Xunhua in Ding Dian.

I got another martial arts secret book, which is supposed to be well developed, and I am happy to have my grudges over, but that cheater, no, I have to arrange a "Double Heroes with Bells and Swords".

The beautiful heroine trampled and broke Di Yun's leg. When she first came out, many people who thought the heroine had finally appeared tore up the newspaper.

It's not that tricky.

So much so that Li Sen even guessed: "Could it be a book without a heroine?"

Someone immediately commented: "Maybe I will go back to find my junior sister, but don't forget, my junior sister has a child. Maybe she will be like a young woman?"

This is evil, and Guan Yindu issued an article criticizing it: "It's impossible, it's okay, you just make random guesses."

Although this person is a bit deceitful, his character is still relatively good, and book friends choose to believe him.

So early this morning, the title Blood Knife Ancestor almost made many people cheer.

Will someone finally show up to trick Di Yun?

"Ancestor of the Blood Knife, that sounds domineering!" The moment he got the newspaper, the old man Donghai couldn't help but posted on Weibo, saying, "I'm thinking about having a couple of drinks at noon so I can celebrate."

But what the hell is this Blood Knife Ancestor!

"I can bear anything, but I can't bear the old guy coming out to compete with Di Yun for a girl!" Hua Guduo, representing a large group of book friends, was indignant.

Then, everyone grabbed hold of Teacher Guan who appeared and insisted on asking clearly whether this guy had arranged for a heroine.

Guan Yin disappeared again, this time using the excuse that the road in Jinmen was slippery and he was afraid of falling, so he had to go over and give a special warning.

There are no people who can pull this off.

Therefore, as soon as Guan Yin appeared in the afternoon, netizens asked: "Have you ever gone to Jinmen to see it?"

"Oh, it's too cold. I checked on Qiandu Map and found that the people in Jinmen are living very well, so I didn't bother them too much." Guan Yin casually said, "I said, whoever is playing music, please come out if you see it."

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Netizens clicked on the audio posted by this product and were delighted.

"Li Er Sister Yueguang next to the street, Aunt Zhang drove a red mill, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhagaia.

This song has a magical sound. Do you know how many downloads it has?

It exceeded 100 million two months ago!

"Isn't this great? Someone plays your song!" netizens joked.

Guan Yin was furious: "What a bad song - no matter how good your song is, if you play it eighty times in one breath, it will annoy everyone!"

This is the first time I see someone calling his own song a bad song.

Don't tell me, the person who played the song is really a fan of Guan Yin.

Feeling that life is cute: "I'm crying, Bodhisattva, I don't want to fight with you, there is really nothing I can do!"

Guan Yin took a look and said, oh, girl, you have to be more polite.

"Here, I'll give you the microphone. The lighting engineer will light the scene and tell your story!" Guan Yin moved up to the small bench and prepared to listen.

I feel like my life is cute: "I live in unit 606 of this community. Bodhisattva, come and listen for yourself. It's so late in the afternoon. Where are the two stupid men and women next door? The woman's name is - Ma De, she looks like a man.

What a great friend!"

Guan Yin: "..."

Netizen: “…”

Guan Yin: "Then you can't do this... How about you send a short audio message for us to listen to? What if the family is experiencing domestic violence? As the saying goes, saving a life is equivalent to listening to a recording..."

This person is used to talking nonsense, and everyone is immune to his bad behavior. However, it is good to listen to the small audio.

"Play audio!"

"Play audio!"

Guan Yin: "This is the voice of the people. Girl, don't be afraid. Let them go. If they dare, um, dare fairies to fight, you must have the determination to eliminate demons and defend the law. Let them go!"

The official Weibo account warned: "Do not play vulgar audio!"

Guan Yin: "It's weird, you didn't even hear it. How did you know it was vulgar audio? Xiaowei, you are so bad. Why are you so imaginative? Can't you just be obscene and develop?"

Weibo official account: "...I have never seen anyone cheat like you!"

Guan Yin ignored it and encouraged her to feel cute: "Come on, let it out. As a reward, I decided to write a song for you!"

"I want the song, but forget about the audio. Why don't you come over and listen to it yourself." As soon as the girl finished speaking, she was immediately surprised, "Do you really live not far from our community?"

"What do you think?" Guan Yin was very uninterested, "If you don't have a small voice to listen to, it won't be fun!"

Let me go, this guy is so arrogant.

Feeling that life is cute: "Oh, I have a boyfriend. Otherwise, I would like to express my gratitude to you. Bring it quickly."

Guan Yin: "...you have a boyfriend? Oh, I'm sleepwalking. What you see is just what I say in my sleep, really."

Highlight: "You have a boyfriend?"

I feel like my life is so cute: "Uh-huh, I'm so ashamed. I feel like I've been confessed to you. What should I do if I feel like a deer in my heart?"

After arguing for a while, no one really thought that Guan Yin would write a song specifically for fans, but within an hour, the scammer logged into Weibo again.

"Brother, I keep my word. Let's sing "Feeling Cute" for those who feel cute in life. I hope you can't fall asleep listening to the audio every day." Then, the scammer posted another audio clip.

"If it weren't for the fact that Connection is a cool cat music platform, we wouldn't believe you!" Netizens rushed over.

Woman: Why are you suddenly shy when you look at my face? Are you overwhelmed by my beauty...

Man: You will be cute and shy...

Four minutes later, netizens rushed back to Weibo: "You idiot, wouldn't it be better to sing your ballads? Isn't it better to write about your rock? Why sing divine songs?"

Guan Yin was very proud: "You have talent, but you can't help it. Write whatever you see. How can a person be so perfect? ​​Under the beauty of the prosperous age, there is still a prosperous ambition hidden."

"Bah, you don't call it ambition, you call it courageous. Do female fans dare to tease you?" Bei Xiaoxiao rushed out.

Li Qianzi: "It's over. I've been brainwashed. I really want to be agitated - Senior brother, you are so naughty. Does my senior sister-in-law know?"

Guan Yin: "Why didn't you say that when you sang just now?"

Is the female voice sung by Tianxianer?

Li Qianzi was anxious: "I'm in Dongcheng District. Where can I find you to sing? Are you going to be so stupid? I'm so annoyed."

Guan Yin laughed and laughed: "If you are not my junior sister or a friend of the studio, I won't advertise it. Just listen to it and enjoy it. Don't download it."

Bei Xiaoxiao: "What do you think? However, there were less than 118,889 downloads in half an hour, and we didn't contribute. But my mother, when she heard it, she said, "Square Dance Divine Comedy," so she changed her phone ringtone to this one."

Guan Yin was overjoyed: "Oh, Aunt Hu is so young and lively, why didn't I think she could use it for square dancing?!"

For God's sake, please send a monster to capture this bastard. Square dancing, it's almost out of the galaxy, okay?

At this time, Sister Zhao appeared: "@Guan Yin, are you still on track? Have you memorized your lines?"

Sister Jing was not to be outdone: "@Guan Yin, don't make trouble, hurry up and memorize your lines, the filming will start tomorrow."

People who eat melons expressed: "?"

what's the situation?

Is this scammer finally accepted into a TV series?

"I have a hunch that in whichever drama this cheater plays a supporting role, the supporting role in that drama will be the protagonist!" Hua Guduo jumped out and said with confidence.

"Don't make trouble, go and see the announcement from Hesong Company. Two queens are co-starring the camera, and Li Tianxian'er is joining. The cheater is the main protagonist. They are really going to make a big fuss!" Tiezui floated on the water and rushed out,

"Don't be stunned, go and see, it's something serious."

There is a notice hanging on the official website of Hesong Company: ""Soul Ferry I" is on the 10th of the twelfth lunar month. Please lock in the two major broadcast platforms of Hesong and Datang. We will see you there. "Soul Ferry I" Chief Producer: Zhang Jizhong. Art Director

: Zhang Shaolin, Cai Qing. Chief Director: Jing Yuefei, Zhao Ziqing. Screenwriter: Guan Yin, Jing Chiying. Starring: Guan Yin, Lu Lu, Han Chen. Co-starring: Li Qianzi, Zheng Shuang, Zhao Xiaorui, Zang Jinsheng, Xiu Qing,

Zhou Yemang, Li Dongguo, Li Jinfei...Music: Song Ying'er, Jiang Ling, Guan Yin."

The co-writer brought in all the brothers from the crews of "Water Margin" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"!

That has to be done to prevent the wealth from flowing to outsiders. Guan Yin felt that he had to pull his brothers forward together. If there was a chance, why not use it for his own people? It's not like he couldn't win that role.

That's not all, Hesong Company posted another explosive Weibo: "Thank you Teacher Li Xuejian for your condescension, thank you Teacher Wei Zongwan for your condescension, thank you Teacher Li Mingqi for your condescension, thank Bao Guoyu, Wang Weiguo and other Diying teachers for your condescension. I am deeply grateful."

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Netizens were a little dumbfounded. Oh my God, the two queens personally took the shots. Li Xuejian, the treasure of the country, personally participated. Wei Zongwan and Li Mingqi were absolutely talented. Wang Weiguo was the Jade Emperor in "Journey to the West". He was an absolute veteran.

With the drama bones and the new generation of acting leader Li Qianzi, what are Hesong and Datang going to do?

Inviting so many famous actors into one drama is a big deal!

Baqi International was frightened and sent a sour status: "There are people in the DPRK who make things easy."

It's okay if they didn't jump out, but when they did, they were almost torn apart by netizens.

"What the hell are you doing? To make money, there is no limit, right? After being bombarded by you for more than two months, you still don't allow an established company to make a film worth watching?"

A reply that was manually pinned to the top received tens of millions of likes. This was the first discussion in more than two months to receive more than 10 million likes in one hour.

Baqi International immediately deleted the post. What he did was unconvincing.

However, Marku jumped out and cursed: "Only places with rubbish audiences will produce rubbish videos."

Netizens immediately responded: "Stop looking for presence. Who doesn't know that your New Year film "Bigg Boss" is about to be released? If you want to take advantage of the popularity, go back to dominate the world and stop being embarrassed here."

Who asked him to serve as the "art director" of the currently "popular" Super Mario series? No, it was the Super Mario Sue TV series.
Chapter completed!