Chapter 291 I'm a half-assed person, how can I understand this?
There is a moment of silence on the Internet!
My God, if you say this in front of others, you won’t be afraid of getting angry...
"Uh, a mouthful of old white dry in the Ganges River?" Hua Guduo exclaimed.
Iron mouth floats on the water: "I don't accept the golden brain of Ganges!"
King Zhang Huan of Xiao Lianzishan: "It seems like I was wearing the Hongmao wine in Ganges!"
These people will bring you everything they do to the Ganges.
No, why did I rise up in the Ganges?
Dudulududadadadadadadadadadadadadada?
If you want to say it, it must be Xiao Taohua: "Who doesn't accept my five-spice tofu in Ganges?"
vomit--
You are still playing with mud in Guanzhong.
How many people think of this thing when it comes out? Isn't it?
"Strange, I've heard of Jintang Enoki mushrooms and never heard of Ganges dried tofu. How do you eat this thing?" The heavy-tasting Jiangdong white tofu completely disgusted the whole network.
Love the Emperor, Love Luoli: "I ask you what kind of dish is enoki mushrooms?"
Turn left and right to win: "I'll get diarrhea and eat the one I'll get."
Why can this guy Made post pictures?
The bald scholar connected to the TV didn't know what to say.
Just kidding, the Magic City has caught up with the cute haze after 20 years of development!
Are you laughing?
I don’t dare to laugh anyway. How can I use laughter to hit others with such urgent tasks?
There are not many things that can be given, so you have to accept that when you are in a meeting, you can make a spoil of money and get to that level.
Who is confident that we can develop to that point in case of putting us in that situation?
Right?
Then the problem is more prominent, why are we not that far?
That has to start from Zulong until now.
The expert kept talking nonsense on TV, and after a while, he cursed angrily, "Don't bully people like this."
The troublemaker doesn't know that the TV is going on, so they don't understand. Isn't this a sentence to state the facts? Isn't our development of cute haze worthy of your demons for another twenty years? Your two old men and that mature beauty, why are you laughing at? Could it be that you are so stupid that you don't even admit the minimum facts? Oh, you really don't understand this world in this group of arrogant empires!
Guan Yin was also curious, so he asked those three people what you laugh at.
This question stumped the three of you. Who can answer this question?
Why do you think we are laughing at? I dare to ask this question, that guy should follow this question to discuss with you the reason why there is no Zulong.
That will really cause the three giants to be uneasy!
"Uh..." Sister Hong had no choice but to ask, "Xiao Guan hasn't been there?"
"No, but I pay attention to that place." Guan Yin was very serious and real, "I have never been to the Magic City. I am poor. I am a very representative Chinese. I am very talented, simple, heavy, and poor. I only bought a smartphone last year to know what the Magic City's development looks like. Later, as the cultural barrier opened, I finally had the opportunity to visit other people's local official websites. I went there and chose the cute haze that many people in our country recommended to me. When I saw it, I saw it.
I was shocked, look at the city, the bright lights, and compare them with the current color photos with the color photos of seventy years ago. On one side, the house is ugly, similar to those of my hometown before the liberation. It was powered on, and it was very developed at that time, but when you look at the skyscrapers today, I took a look at it, and I believed it. No matter how we develop, the demon city was also seventy years ago, and at least thirty years ago, it took a hundred years to develop to this point today, but they…”
This scared the director. This kid has never been there before.
"No, Xiaoguan, you're wrong. That's right, oh, that's right, ah, just across the road, one is a rich area and the other is a slum, and the other is a photo, and it was also taken at the same time." The director hurriedly explained, "Look, ah, I remember this photo, I took it by CNN, and the technology can perfectly combine two opposite scenes, the color combination and the light and shadow effect. Anyway, I think Director Zhang, ah, director Zhang Mou, I guess he can't take that effect. Ah, this photo we saw is actually a photo taken by someone at one location and another."
Guan Yin was shocked: "There are still slums?"
"Hehe, this, let me say a few words. This neighbor has actually developed quite well, but some things cannot develop. For example, between the rich and the poor, it looks like it is separated by a street, just like a barrier, it cannot be eliminated. They do not have the ability to eliminate this barrier for the time being. Why? This is not the topic we are discussing today." The political commissar hurriedly introduced to Xiao Guan, "I have been there for about fifteen or sixteen times. How to say, it is developed very well, but it is uneven. This imbalance is sometimes caused by objective factors, and sometimes subjective factors or human factors occupy a major contradiction."
Guan Yin looked at the expert and revealed her infinite desire for knowledge.
He asked the bureau chief and political commissar: "You two are highly respected and knowledgeable scholars. Why do you two teach me how human factors occupy the main conflicting position?"
The political commissar said, "You are like our country. Many of you young people come from the mountains, like us. My ancestors were farming, I let go of sheep for the landlords, and I have also taken toilets for wealthy families. We are called thatched cottages, and the bureau chief was also from the mountains," the bureau chief nodded, "Yes, my ancestors have been farming for generations, but now the situation is better. We farmers don't even have the power to go out to visit relatives. Now you see that the situation is much better."
The political commissar continued: "We caught up with a good time, went to college, and found a job in the city. Then, the country asked us to feed back the countryside, agricultural talents feed back the agriculture, and administrative talents feed back the rural construction. For us teachers, we teach young people. No matter what the country comes from the city, we will not tell whoever we don't tell who we don't tell who we don't tell who we don't tell who we don't, and that is not there."
Guan Yin nodded: "That's not there, what about you, Sister Hong?"
Sister Hong said helplessly: "My classmate came out of the village. We didn't understand at that time. We cried and shouted that we wanted land. Why did you throw it out? Then I realized that the countryside is not only the countryside in our hometown, but the two acres of land that my father was thinking about can really be planted and paid for. Some of our places are indeed quite poor. In my family's hometown, the famous land is not three feet flat, the people are not three taels of silver, the sky is not three days sunny, and my classmates are now my leader, and his leader also comes out of the village, but now I want to go back to the village."
The political commissar smiled and said, "Yes, in our country, no matter what your origin is, you have to work hard and go to school well, because education is basically completely free now. You can still get some subsidies for your family every semester. Therefore, relatively fair education, that is, our college entrance examination system, can allow this talent to flow freely. My ancestors farmed and used manure to pay for their manure. By my generation, through education, they may be able to sit here and tell stories to everyone. If my descendants do not work hard, they will not even have to eat. So this is a relatively fair social order. If you work hard, you can leap to the current level. If you don't work hard, you can eat and drink all the money and silver."
The neighbor expert couldn't help but shouted: "How can you know that there are more fair things you haven't seen before?"
"Hehe, you, don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss," the political commissar kept wavering his hands and then drank tea with tactics. "Well, I thought the outside world was beautiful back then, so I leaned out and took a look. Hey, no, this is wrong. You bastards - not you, I mean the bastards who fooled me at that time. These bastards were false. The moon abroad was not very round. From the first to the fifteenth to the first day of the lunar month, he was flat or even not. Do you know? Hehe, in fact, the moon abroad is not very round. If you look closely, it is not as round as the moon in our country, hehe."
"Ah, can you still see the moon at night? I remember that last year or this year, I went to your most developed place. I looked up and saw why the moon disappeared? Looking at the calendar, it was obviously the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar, why did it disappear?" The director asked, "I thought I could not hide it by you, right?"
Sister Hong laughed: "Maybe it will rain that night."
"They were asking for rain. It was said that there was no rain for three months. Someone carried our Dragon Prince to the autumn rain. I went there for this," said the director. "By the way, why did that good submarine sink and can't get on."
Guan Yin quickly asked, "Then didn't float up in the end?"
Director: "Ah, the person in charge told me that it is natural law for submarines to sink normally and not get up, so I have nothing to ask about."
Sister Hong: "Puff—"
Director: "Don't laugh, their submarines are powerful, they can dive. Their planes are powerful, they can fly, and their aircraft carriers can still..."
"This is a matter of opinion, at least the quality is good." Guan Yin quickly turned around and asked the political commissar, "Will there be no such rules?"
The political commissar said strangely: "You say that studying hard can rise? Hehe, they don't have this, and it's also something in a specific circle. For example, in a noble circle, there is the most severe punishment, which is equivalent to expelling the house from our old society and going to another circle. This is more cruel than killing those people, because in the next circle, no matter how hard you work, you can only be the best in the industry stipulated in your circle. For example, agriculture, the owner of the manor is always the owner of the manor, and the tenant is always the tenant. If you don't even have this little capital, you can only pay off manure for generations. It's not that the job is so bad, but mainly because you have to do it for generations. Even if you change your career, you won't be able to change it. Then, hehe, I can't stand it anyway."
Guan Yin understood: "What we do in the future can only be determined by the ancestors of unknown generation? Isn't that saying that the blindness rate of others is the world's first?"
The director leaned back and threw down his pen: "Damn the data, you are still young, and I don't know the rules here. I want to tell you, what is the number of people who are blind to get rid of the blind? You must be shocked. There are hundreds of words in their country, and the words on the currency are more than a dozen words, and they are not printed as we do. They are, ah, that word, you just need to use the words you recognize to form your own name. Even if you succeed in blindness, you must understand this."
Guan Yin sighed with emotion: "It turns out that according to other people's rules, I just need to write the two words Guan Yin in Chinese characters, and it will be considered a dichotomy?"
The political commissar of the bureau nodded and praised: "You will know how much moisture the blindness rate is."
Guan Yin quickly waved his hand to deny this: "I think he is quite happy."
Um?
Guan Yin smiled happily and envied: "How light the burden on students!"
But this guy said casually: "Then I don't understand why we have to develop for twenty years to catch up with others?"
Guan Yin asked and answered questions: "Is it because our people in the Demon City are not working hard?"
This is equivalent to riding a face on the spot and outputting it.
What's even more crazy is that these three people sat there like crosstalk, making the experts dumbfounded and speechless as if they were sleepwalking.
The audience who heard the news was stunned.
Is this a discussion about the economy?
Those three are members of the War Hu Qu War and Terror?
"Then why did they talk about crosstalk in the studio?" The audience was very puzzled.
The most important thing is where to find someone who is so beautiful and supportive?
The expert was stunned for a long time before asking angrily: "Mr. Guan doesn't have to pretend to be like, please say something!"
Guan Yin sighed, "How many people I have never been to anywhere do you know? Look, do you ask you for advice without asking questions? Why are you still anxious?"
This guy asked the expert blatantly: "Tell me if you can't afford to play?"
Sister Hong repeated, "Do you not afford to play with me?"
Double questions are the most fatal!
What else can you do with mixed doubles?
After all, the bureau chief was kind enough to persuade him: "If you want to go out and see more, you will know a lot of jokes."
Political Commissar: "Yes, some of our netizens are very funny and some of them can make people laugh for a long time."
Guan Yin was even more curious: "Who are you talking about the jokes just now?"
ah?
Then, what do you think that is?
"I really don't understand?" Sister Hong didn't look like her.
Guan Yin nodded seriously: "I really don't know that I have never been there before."
He has thoroughly implemented the saying that there is no right to speak without investigation.
But who believes this?
As for whether the experts believe it or not, the three in the studio don't.
The troublemaker doesn't understand that?
If he didn't understand, he wouldn't be able to say the following.
The guy said: "Look at how good the Bollywood movies are playing the role of the magnificent extra, Xi Da Puben, wouldn't they be so happy if they weren't rolling around on a good day?"
Then why don’t you watch “Wrestle, Dad”?
Or you can watch "Starting Line".
Then the question is.
Have you ever seen these movies?
Have seen it!
Chapter completed!