Chapter 1915 That family is a big fool
Tianxian'er was so busy that she sat down for a few minutes and had dozens of autographs in her hand. I don't know what audiences these days think, and she has to bring a signature notebook to participate in a program.
"This is fun." Tian Xian'er opened a notebook and was happy first.
The bandit master usually doesn’t sign it, and no one wants to sign it.
But this notebook actually has his signature.
This signature is not artistic at all, and the square regular script looks energetic.
What does Tianxian'er's signature look like?
It can be said that he is very willful.
Sometimes I don’t even know what I write, sometimes Fang Zheng is like the printing, and sometimes I learn from the master brother, who knows who created the cursive script by God. This is pretty good. Sometimes the fairy is too lazy to sign, so she takes out the seal carved by the master brother from her pocket, sniffs, and just pin the red mark.
"This is such a great man." After looking through it, there was nothing in the notebook, just the signatures of celebrities, including sports stars, cross talk stars, and the hell were also signatures of internet celebrities. The words were written, and Tianxian'er was not sure that he could graduate from middle school.
This is how I took calligraphy classes.
When you wave your pen, you mainly sign your name neatly. You think that Master Toutiao’s signature is so neat, and there is also Sister Zhao’s signature below, and Sister Jing’s signature is vertically signed, and the fonts are all neat.
"...The first round of the game begins now." The voice of Chunyu came from the stage, and Tian Xian'er stopped what she was doing.
If you participate in someone’s program and get the appearance fee, you have to use snacks.
Tianxian'er is short of money now.
I don’t know how the second lady fooled it. Anyway, Tianxian’er agreed to help, otherwise where would the second lady raise it?
At the beginning of the show, Tianxian'er was a little confused. Why did he use his ultimate move when he came up?
The program team did nothing, so they released "The Most Displeasant Ethnic Style".
Then the question is.
"May I ask, what does 'you' compare to this song?" Chunyu couldn't help but be happy.
She also needs to think about this question, mainly because the song "Magic Sound" is the square dance version. If you can listen quietly, you will be really good. Moreover, when those wicked people hear this song, you can't hear them all, and if you haven't listened carefully before, you can't hear them.
Sure enough, dozens of candidates looked at each other.
There are four answers to choose, the sky, the sound of nature, the clouds, and the curved river.
The answers of a bunch of bad guys are messy, and someone really dares to choose D.
Tian Xian'er agrees very much with this choice.
She specially praised the candidates who chose this answer: "There are certain skills in the exam here. Remember the formula: Three long and one short and one short, three short and one long and the longest, two long and two short, choose A, two long and two short, choose B, and choose D, and are uneven and uneven. C is invincible."
A group of candidates were stunned and even those who chose C wanted to change the answer.
Five hosts laughed at the stage, and a group of audience laughed at the stage.
The little goldfish said strangely: "Who taught you this?"
"My senior brother, he has devoted himself to studying these rules and life forever." Tian Xian'er was serious and nonsense, but he also used his big move. "Don't he want to be the principal of the emperor, the third emperor and fourth emperor. Recently, he is thinking about the exam questions and textbooks, especially the Chinese studies textbooks. I heard that the first batch of students will face his test papers. Anyway, I think it is quite consistent with the rules he summarized."
Xiaoyuer quickly asked: "Is there any other skills?"
Chunyu induces the candidates on the side: "If you want to change the answer, hurry up."
Someone really believed this evil.
How stupid that is that?!
"I didn't expect that Tianxian'er also learned to cheat people. This tutor is good." When I think of the stars who participated in "Learning Garden", some were serious, some were serious, and some were a little flattering when they saw the candidates being foreigners. Anyway, the audience felt that Tianxian'er, the invigilator, was the best.
pit?
Those bad guys who understand the depression during the period when the imperial people took English, should understand that the pit is for their own good.
But what are the techniques? That's really a rule that can be summarized by causing trouble.
Because that rule is not an examination technique at all.
Whoever believes this is a fool!
Tian Xian'er also said: "What's more important is a principle. In the imperial examination, you have to abide by this principle."
Didn't dare to ask for advice?
"The main thing is to copy and the auxiliary part of the Mongolian. If you combine copy and the Mongolian, you will definitely pass the exam." Tian Xian'er asked a few candidates who chose C, "Are you sure you don't change it?"
There are several preferences.
That's all, those people have never encountered such a scam-invigilator with Tianxian'er who is instructed by the master. He clearly chose the right answer and corrected it, but he was still confused when he was sprayed with the bubble.
Why did the queen still learn to deceive people?
"I'm also for your own good. Students, please remember one thing. During the exam, even if you think about the wrong question, don't change it. I believe the first choice unless the intuition tells you that the answer is wrong." Tian Xian'er swears and asked the audience in the scene, "Is this what we did during the exam?"
Come on, the stage is for you.
"When I was in the college entrance examination, I corrected two multiple-choice questions in this way." Tian Xian'er told everyone.
Then you can say the second half of the sentence.
Eighty percent of the answers you have modified are correct, why don’t you say it?
This made Wei Guoren so hard that he didn't know whether to believe it or not.
When the second question comes, it tests the candidates' cultural literacy.
"Ask, there are the "Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasty" in ancient literature of the empire. So, what is the "Three Su" that is the famous "Three Su" among the Eight Great Masters of Tang and Song Dynasty?" Xiao Lu asked.
There are quite a lot of people who have learned this topic.
But it does not include the bad guys on the stage.
The answer is very crappy.
Su Qin, Su Wu and Su Lie, Su Xun, Su Shi, Su Zhe, Su Ze, Liang and Su Chuo, Su Shi, Qin, Su Dingfang, Su Zhang, Su Shi, Su Liangs and Su Liangs.
Just looking at the scattered Su can make those bad guys confused.
What's more, this...
For most empires, many people still know Su Qin and Su Wu. Who is Su Lie?
What else are Su Ze, Su Liang and Su Chuo? Who are they?
Oh, Su Dingfang knows.
Su Dingfang, a famous general of the Tang Dynasty, was a powerful man who was criticized as a villain among the Xue family generals.
But who is Su Liangsi?
A group of bad guys don’t know what to choose.
There were more than a dozen people who chose the right answer. Some people happily chose the right answer, some people hesitated to choose the right answer, and some people slandered the words and chose the right answer by pointing soldiers and generals.
Tianxian'er has something to say.
She advised the candidates: "Generally speaking, there are certain hints for this kind of question. It depends on the names of people that appear many times. Generally, those that appear many times are included in the correct answer. Among these five answers, there are two people who appear twice, one is Su Lie. Su Lie is also called Su Dingfang, a native of the Tang Dynasty, and Su Shi, a lay Buddhist Dongpo, so the third and fifth answers can be quickly ruled out, and the remaining three are left, we can use the exclusion method. In the second answer, there are two next to the car, so the second answer can be quickly locked, because generally, there are two people in this kind of famous scholars who are parallel to each other are relatives, and those who are cousins of the same surname are cousins. Yes, it is Su Shi and Su Zhe. These two are not cousins, but brothers..."
After two swishes, two foreigners who were uncertain about the answer but were right immediately changed the answer.
Five hosts were almost pissed to death. Tianxian'er, can you not be so naughty?
The audience didn't dare to be happy, but the Internet was full of fun.
I heard that Tianxian'er was cheating people, and netizens were so happy that they rushed over and saw that Tianxian'er was teaching knowledge seriously. Originally, I thought that this child was still a bit literary. But when I saw it, someone immediately changed the answer and asked again, it would be strange if he was not crazy.
With a few ding-dong sounds, a few more soldiers and generals corrected the correct answer.
Another one here is that it has been modified correctly and then changed back. It is really helpless to see that black face.
The guy looked full of "I want to believe you, Queen Li, I'm the Bangmao."
The answer was revealed, and the fight almost started on the scene.
The candidates wanted to ask if the program team could change the invigilator.
How could anyone be so cheating?
Tianxian'er looked innocent. You dare to believe whatever I say?
Where is the brain?
"Actually, this is not a Coke thing. In our textbooks, how to distinguish Dumas and Dumas, what are their representative works, and they are clear, and even the necessary exam questions. But our famous "Two Wangs and Three Sus" is just a few familiar words in front of foreigners. People who speak good English in our country should at least know Shakespeare's representative works. Foreigners speak Mandarin very well. How many people know the relationship between Three Sus?" Tian Xian'er was helpless.
The five hosts who were smiling and laughing had to laugh awkwardly.
"Let's reduce the difficulty a little." Tian Xian'er reminded, "The Chinese Study World is famous for its high difficulty, but if the candidates who participated in the competition find many questions difficult to accept, the popularity of the program has become a joke. It is better to combine education and entertainment. You can't be anxious now, because the program team is anxious and comes up with questions with higher difficulty coefficients. The candidates simply don't know it when they hear it. Even if they are wrong, they are not interested in understanding them anymore. Instead, it will make people feel that even some people in the empire can't answer these questions. If they don't know, it's even more okay. This is a program that popularizes Chinese, not a program that uses less down-to-earth questions to create gimmicks."
The director of the program team was in awe of the heart. Is the queen talking casually or is it arguing that bandit beat the show?
No one is sure.
Can you ask?
Do you think it's OK?
I didn’t see how skillful the fairy-like Tianxian’er was just cheating people?
"Even brothers and sisters are not good people." Chunyu joked, "When it comes to cheating people, everyone is better than the other, then..."
The program team did not respond positively, and Tianxian'er didn't care.
If you don’t listen, it’s not that I want to deal with your business. The relevant parties still care about respecting experts.
"Look at the third question." Tianxian'er smiled, "I heard that there are still people who say crosstalk to go on stage today, so I will study and study."
The candidates were frightened. Although what the queen said was very down-to-earth, she was very clever.
The first question was that she used the wrong answer to interfere with the candidates. Because it was the first question, the candidates became nervous all of a sudden, and naturally formed the thinking habit of the queen who used the wrong answer to interfere with the right choice.
But when we get to the second question, the correct answer will tell you. You have to rule it out. Who can do this?
Next is the upgraded version of the difficulty of "The Most Disappointing Ethnic Style". I don't know what method the queen will use to continue to cheat people.
Chapter completed!