Chapter 1304 On the correct posture of eating meat
How can I chat?
Guan Yin commented on the statistics of the world organization: "Thirty years ago, you said that the imperial pollution harmed the most to the earth, we believed it; twenty years ago, you said that the empire had too many people and had too large territory, so you should give other countries some land, and we would be skeptical; ten years ago, you said that the other side of the ocean is a lighthouse, and other places are wilderness, and we think what you said is wrong, so we ignored you. Now, you said that the empire eats too well and should not exceed the foreign devils. Let's say: I'll go to your mother. Look, you are a good department, and you must gradually show your IQ and expose your nature of the brain. What do you think I'll say to you?"
Guan Yin suggested: "Let's scold it."
How to scold?
Guan Yin set an example for netizens, ran to the official microblog of the department and left a message: "Idiot."
I didn’t have time to close Weibo, and I didn’t have time at all.
Thousands of messages in a second are particularly uniform in format and extremely neatly queued, all in one sentence: "Idiot."
There are still people running around in China who come over and threaten: "Teacher Guan, you can ignore science, but don't disturb others to believe in science."
Guan Yin led the team again and left a message: "Little idiot."
Is there any more to say?
The group of people became anxious and complained, claiming: "Shui Army!"
It's finished again.
Guan Yin left a message in the past: "Shuijun No. 1 left a message, you are an embryonic idiot."
There was a lot of curses on the whole network, and I talked about the rebellion, and all of them were scolded into the ditch.
Guan Yin began to interpret: "The so-called empire people eat a lot of meat. In fact, it means that you should not grow so tall and strong. Next time the war is fought, we can't beat you, so don't eat, let us eat, you eat grass, and we will be beaten to the inferior people who are only worthy of eating grass in the future. How many people in the world have no food to eat? It means, empire, you are the second in the world, you have to carry forward your style and share most of what you eat for others. As for what you eat, it doesn't matter to us. I admire an organization very much, just the world's sports science and nutrition science organization, these bastards call on Europe and the United States to eat more meat, more vegetables, less staple food, and then you go out for a run. You see, it's embarrassing to the empire. This is a good organization."
Isn't this the same as pulling someone out and pulling them out?
"Slander!" There are always some people who can't get up after kneeling down. The facts are there and they are still denying them.
Guan Yin turned around and accused: "Hey, what organization? People say your publicity and advertising are all nonsense. Suppose you quickly, you have to sue them, these people are rich!"
That would be strange if it could fight.
Kong Hexi advised: "Don't put that effort into it. When have you ever seen the enemy not falling down? The master is willing to kill the dog?"
"Don't slander the dog, dogs are always dogs, these people are often not humans." Guan Yin laughed and announced, "I don't listen to this nonsense anyway. Tonight, braised pork, grilled steak, roasted chicken, stewed goose, and another hot and sour beef tripe, a pork trotter with a sauce in the cold dish, and then whisk a pig's tail after eating. Tsk, enjoy it!"
"Can you finish this?" The fans were anxious, "How about you leave it and we'll eat it for you."
That's not all. There are also a group of people who originally thought the advertisement made sense. When they looked back, they said it very clearly. Moreover, there are often photos of foreigners eating meat on the Internet. Those people eat meat much more ruthless than us.
Then eat meat.
"I can't do it myself, and I can't go to a restaurant?" The crowd was enthusiastic.
The hygiene smiled happily: "We are relieved to see that the people eat well and eat meat."
However, people immediately said: "In the next few days, we will strengthen hygiene inspections and resolutely ensure that the people eat meat and healthy meat. In short, no one should think that we don't eat meat, and no one should think that we don't eat meat!"
Breathe it out!
"But you have to implement it in practice. I just looked at it. The sales of meat in the past few days are a bit small. Some manufacturers have suppressed the first type of meat and put the second type of meat that should have been made into feed and even the third type of meat that must be destroyed on the market first. The people have obtained the quarantine date and standards. Some places are still unwilling to admit it. I am considering whether these people should eat the meat on the spot?" Guan Yin was still looking for trouble.
The health department did not deny it, admitting: "This is the case. For this reason, we also participated in this national inspection. We selected personnel testing in other places, and established a food supervision team to establish a military order. In terms of hygiene, if there is a problem in the place, we will first take down the leader, which place has a big problem in the health department, and which place has the highest and highest leader is responsible."
Is this still the case?
"Of course, we must not only manage our internal affairs, but also check foreign foods." The hygiene news released, "For example, there is a problem with salmon and herring imported from this country. We wondered, how can fish from other countries meet the laws and regulations standards and meet the appetite of the empire people?"
Isn't this a hooligan?
A Nordic country cried again.
Who told the most experts who yelled to ask the people of the empire to eat less meat from their country? We don’t have to change the method, just give it a standard, you have to cry. If you have the ability, don’t sell me.
To make matters worse, the rogue bull gloated and said, "Maybe the fishing equipment is soaked in laundry detergent."
Master Wang is anxious. I wonder if we are wearing a pair of pants?
The rogue bull stretched out his hand: "Boss, look at this little money, it's really beautiful. Otherwise, you can comfort the fishermen and we refuse to export fish to the empire. Will we greed for them to death?"
Mr. Wang: "MMP, we can't finish eating the fish we catch ourselves, why should we buy yours?"
The rogue bull asked back: "Then why don't you let us take the opportunity to expand the market?"
Master Wang: "Be careful that I will punish you!"
Rogue Niu: "It just so happens that I'm going to make a fortune with Yidaili."
This makes it even more impossible to chat.
Guan Yin squatted on the car cover, happily spreading it to the people: "This eating meat is actually not harmful. For most people, eating meat is to grow up. Our nation has been fighting against God for fullness since ancient times. Now, the Great Druid Yuan, let everyone eat enough and have more food. We feed some pigs and sheep and increase nutrition for us. Those who are about the same age as me should remember that when we were young,
It tastes so good, but strictly speaking, it is not healthy. Because I finally had a meal of meat, I was willing to boil water and dip it into salt, so I kept putting the seasonings in it. You see, this foreigner uses very few seasonings to eat, so basically add some salt, add some pepper, and eat it in a roll of vegetables. Why? People don’t care about that thing, eat whatever they want. If you want to talk about the disadvantages of eating meat, I feel that it is only one, which is that it is easy to make people greedy."
That's right. Twenty years ago, thirty years ago, a pound of cake would have to be eaten during the Chinese New Year, but now no one wants to eat it, which occasionally satisfy the cravings.
If you want everyone to live the New Year’s Day if you eat a cake, who can bear it?
"As for those who gain weight, first of all, they definitely exercise less. Foreigners are tall and big and have developed muscles. Why? People have meat every meal and exercise every day, so why don't they not be tall and big? So, we not only have to eat meat, but also eat more meat, but there is a prerequisite, we need to exercise more." Guanyin Road, "You can search online. Which country in the world has more training places than us? Of course, there are too few per capita and have to build it. This is like an aircraft carrier. The per capita is too small and the problem is too big."
Netizen: "…"
How could you not be so bold?
The per capita number of aircraft carriers of the imperial people must catch up with the thief. Do you let the foreign devils survive?
That doesn't matter, I don't like to live and die, no one stops me, right?
"The second is that I eat too much sugar. In this regard, you can consult about hygiene. In addition, for our nation, sweetness is the goal that has been pursued forever. Sweetness can give people a sense of happiness. So, sugar, honey," said this, Guan Yin's habitual habits are unreliable. "When talking about this honey, I have to scold some famous domestic honey companies. These bastards dare to use brown sugar to mix water to pretend to be high-end honey, and they are also rumored that honey is just sugar. Looking back, they shouted how high-tech their honey is - together with the honey you caught from the bees in the Queen Mother Pantao Garden? I won't name it. The quality inspection has already brought out those bastards. I hope everyone will boycott them."
The honey company is in a panic.
They can't take it seriously because the honey industry has the right to speak.
But the troublemakers are clamoring, needless to say, their broken corporate stock market will definitely fluctuate.
"Eat more meat, exercise more, no matter how busy you are, don't forget to treat yourself preferentially. This person is like water. If you don't exercise, it will become stinky water." Guan Yin suggested, "Even office workers who are from 8 to 6 should pay attention to exercise. I have an idea. Even if you get up five minutes early, you can get off the bus one stop early and walk. If you are not in a hurry, you can take the elevator and climb the stairs three floors in advance. As long as you are willing to exercise, the method is right."
The last effort of the statistical organization: "But there are indeed too many people in places that are wandering and suffering, and no one prohibits the empire from helping."
This cannot be said too detailed. Master Wang demolished it in the front and built it in the back. This cannot be said.
Since the other party pretended to be confused, Guan Yin also pretended to be confused, and asked again: "Didn't they all realize the cooking with the help of Master Wang and have established their own system? What should we help?"
Food and money, just don’t give you any construction materials. Those who do construction are all your people.
Guan Yin ignored him and called out: "We have to let everyone see the posture of eating meat all over the country. I said, are we going to have a rice drying event?"
That's over.
In less than ten minutes, there are a wide variety of meat on the Internet, including those you have seen, those you have never seen, those you have never heard of, those you have never heard of, anyway, as long as you dare to think about it, someone will dare to do it.
The most strange thing is that someone actually showed off a tattoo of the large intestine. I don’t know if it was greedy or disgusting, but I was just a ghost.
Just like that, people spent a lot of money to prepare for advertisements that didn't last long, and they were messed up by the troublemakers.
But no one cares, they are busy with supper, who has time to care about this?
Chapter completed!