The first thousand two hundred and forty-four chapters(1/2)
"Instructor..." Xiao Zhou, the imperial teacher who had just entered the school, begged the instructor for the eighth time.
The instructor was very dark, and he held his face and waved his hand: "It's useless to ask me, I'm still that kind of fan!"
Xiao Zhou was pitiful and was about to act coquettishly. As a girl, she had an advantage, so she pretended to be a rabbit: "Instructor, can I go and have a look for you? I'm a Guanyin Temple!"
The instructor's face became darker: "I'm still the leader of Panjin, Guanyin Temple, please stand at attention!"
Xiao Zhou was furious and stood up straight immediately, and it turned against the sky. The people in Guanyin Temple did not take care of the people in Guanyin Temple - that guy came to the imperial teacher, so my sisters just came to the imperial teacher to see the guy close up!
This is an archaeology study. Not to mention, there are so many beautiful girls, they can almost account for half of the class.
Xiao Zhou and his fellow villager came together, but the fellow villager was serious about reading archaeology - "The Tomb Raiders' Chronicles".
Secretly pulling Xiao Zhou down, the fellow villager asked, "Is it really Teacher Guan?"
Xiao Zhou hummed: "Apart from that guy, no one can be so sad that he caught a bunch of dogs and traitors and beat him up. Oh, I missed the opportunity."
This is the military training period for freshmen. They will have to shoot targets in two days. Today, they will mainly train their military postures.
The students were not in the playground, so it was not rare to cause trouble, but when the Emperor Master took action, it was a big scene. How could the new Emperor Master not want to join in the fun?
But there is no way, the instructor will not allow it.
At this moment, a car drove out and the working group sent by the top came.
The eldest brother had a bad view and went to the auditorium to threaten the students. In this matter, the superiors couldn't sit still and dared not let the gangsters organize a criticism meeting again - to let that guy take action, they must kill the two of them.
Within a few minutes, the car left again.
A large group of people ran over from the auditorium and shouted, "Let's go, take a car to the Great Wall."
Go to the Great Wall?
Xiao Zhou was very curious. The troublemaker brought a group of traitors, Japanese devils, you have to go to the beach. If you kill them, why are you still taking them to see the Great Wall?
At this moment, the troublemaker came over, followed by a large group of people, and then more people escorted them. A group of traitors lowered their heads and had to follow them. From time to time, someone kicked them: "What else is there to say now? Let's go and receive revolutionary re-education!"
Xiao Zhou saw it and shouted with courage: "We are here!"
Guan Yin was very happy. The working group sent by the superiors brought the three giants to the point: "You can cause trouble, you can't hit people anymore, and you have to regard this matter as an opportunity to popularize history education."
We are good at this.
Isn't this just taking everyone out of the school gate to get on the bus to the Great Wall? I heard someone calling the gangster number in the Jianghu. The genius suddenly became uneasy and jumped to the side of the road, putting a pergola in his hand and laughed: "Oh, why is this watermelon peel on the playground?"
The students angrily retorted: "Don't you come from this era?"
When the instructors were causing trouble, they thought it was true. When they saw that the instructors could not suppress the situation, they turned around and told Hua Guduo: "Little Flower takes people, go to the agreed place first and organize it."
Hua Guduo thought: "Don't worry?"
"The people are at ease when Xiaohua does things." Guan Yin encouraged him very much.
But the live broadcast room rebelled.
"If you do anything, the people will feel at ease. This person is idle and must tease the new student." Those who say this are obviously understanding the erotic person who causes trouble.
Flower buds curl their lips, then you can do whatever you want.
But as soon as possible, since the three giants have paid attention to this matter today, we have to do it beautifully!
Love the Emperor, Love the Luoli, the guy who loves the Luoli is proud. The working group sent by the superior shook hands with them and said: "The power of the people is boundless. The leaders all know this. Before we come, we asked our acting chief to say hello to everyone - do you love the emperor, love luoli? It's not like it!"
I felt proud that this guy was going to grab the power and discussed with Guan Yin: "I think the position of this abbot..."
Before he finished speaking, Hua Guduo dragged it away.
It’s a rebellious thing. The position of the abbot of Guanyin Temple is lifelong, understand?
"I will never die, and you will be a minister after all!" Hua Guduo muttered.
Guan Yin looked at Haha, looked back and saw that there were about a dozen juniors and sisters following him, so he discussed: "You see, military training is easy now, and it makes the children tired. I think I can reward you."
How to reward?
Guan Yin took out his wallet, and the school girl with glasses took her cell phone and took a photo. She said, she deserves the honorable title of daughter slave. There is nothing in her wallet, only two blocks, and only three or five hundred banknotes, but!
"There are so many photos of the little cute!" The live broadcast room was yelling, "But why don't there be any photos of his wife?"
Guan Yin was very proud, just squeaked and trembled, handed it to a big junior: "Go, buy two boxes of iced Coke, and get a few big watermelons. You must be iced!"
"Why don't we treat this during military training?" The big junior tried to rebel.
Guan Yin smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'll make it up for you this time."
Don't you prepare it for the watermelon peels?
What do you think?
Three minutes later, Guan Yin carried a bottle of iced Coke in his hand, carried a big watermelon in one hand, and walked past the freshmen in the military training with a dozen juniors.
"What is the pace of reunion without recognizing relatives? That's it!" The live broadcast room was crazy.
Sister Zhao was dumbfounded and posted on Weibo to conquer: "It means buying iced coke and iced watermelon is just to greed for people's new life?"
What do you think?
Ton ton ton ton ton—
Slowly, he reached the front of his junior who was sweating all over the place. Guan Yin drank half of his coke in one breath, and then sighed to the sky: "Himmer--"
The audience was stunned.
Everyone knows this guy’s trick, but who can predict that he is so pitiful?
Also, you are a big star, don’t cover up your hiccups?
"It's so cool!" Guan Yin smacked his lips, "Why is this cold Coke so delicious?"
Then, he sat under the shade of the tree, placed a coke bottle under his butt, put a big watermelon on the ground, and fisted down. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
"Eat, eat, don't be polite. This good melon is probably from the south. Eat, eat it openly." Guan Yin also asked the juniors and sisters who followed him to smack their lips and slap them. A piece of watermelon was half less than half.
The instructors were helpless.
Why is this person so cheating?
"Ah, iced Coke, delicious watermelon, what a wonderful day!" Guan Yin exclaimed, and then deliberately pissed the new students, "Don't watch, train well."
An instructor comforted the freshman who was about to breathe fire: "It's okay, you will be so angry next year."
Guan Yin jumped up, laughed arrogantly, pointing to the sky and the earth, and was extremely beating, shouting: "You don't have a chance next year, the principal will not go to work today! Alas, the principal will not go to work today, who will do this next year? I have to go to military training with my juniors!"
"Beat him!" Xiao Zhou couldn't bear it, so he picked up his hat and wanted to rush over.
Guan Yin waved his hand: "Don't be irritated, I want to dance, do you want to watch it?"
Look, that's a famous scene?
One hand and one piece of watermelon, one mouthful on the left and one mouthful on the right, Guan Yin began to dance.
What dance?
There is no time and space at this time and space, and the original time and space are very popular, and it is called "The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".
Everyone laughed crazy on the scene.
"Look at that beautiful man, why do you deserve to be so fucked?" The live broadcast room was almost crazy.
As soon as the "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" is released, who can stand it?
Especially a tough guy is dancing there, you...
Forget it, for the sake of your cute dad, I won’t hit you today, otherwise?
You, the inner eight, tell me, you want to be beaten to death or want to be beaten to death.
More than ten seconds later, Guan Yin patted his stomach and looked back: "Oh, there are so many watermelons," he looked to the roadside and saw two girls, canvas shoes, dresses, long hair, and carrying schoolbags. He looked like he was going to the library.
"Come on, come on, eat free watermelon." Guan Yin was very enthusiastic and invited her juniors to eat watermelon.
Two big girls are ready to run away.
Not everyone has such a big heart that can live peacefully with the troublemaker!
"We are afraid of eating your guarad." A bold shouted.
Guan Yin was furious: "I want to take revenge!"
The freshmen are so happy that the instructor doesn't care. Anyway, there is no way to think about order when the troublemakers appear.
But how do you want to take revenge?
Guan Yin stood up, raised his hand, and prepared to beat the beat.
The two girls ran faster.
"Everyone has it. Follow my command - take revenge on the senior sister, especially the beautiful senior sister. I have created a chance for you." Guan Yinnian said, "I don't blame anyone who doesn't want to talk to the rhythm. This opportunity will only be like this in four years!"
Then how are you going to take revenge?
Guan Yin beat the beat and shouted a command: "Left foot, left foot, left foot, left foot and right foot!"
After all, there are still a group of troublemakers - anyway, I am teased by troublemakers today, so I will tease my senior sister.
To be continued...