"Haha." Zhang Bo, who had always been expressionless, actually laughed strangely, and then carefully fiddled with the 'thing' in the jade box, looking painful, "These are all good treasures, the five elements are circulating, and things are incompatible. They are the best choices to exorcise evil spirits. Fortunately, I have a good relationship with Taoist Master Baiyunguan. I have been asking for it for a whole year. Now I want to get it, you guy."

Looking at Uncle Zhang's face with a painful look, I couldn't help but feel a little relieved. Could this be the legendary misfortune and good fortune?

Ignoring my expression and waiting for my answer, Zhang Bo continued to fiddle with the 'thing' in the jade box, and then said, "Here, this oval, purple-black, with wings is the bug, that is, the bed bugs and fart bugs in your mouth. The ordinary bugs are vegetarians. This is a terrible person, cruel temperament, and specializes in sucking human blood. He could only survive for two months. I don't know why it has lived for more than ten years and is almost becoming a sperm. It's amazing. And the guy next door, with dark golden wings, long tentacles, and barbs on his feet.

The look of jealousy looks like a general who won a battle. This is Huang Pom, or the Western cockroach. It is even more amazing. The ordinary Huang Pom has less than eight months of life, but it has lived for more than a hundred years. It hides in a dark place and absorbs countless evil spirits. I heard that when it first appeared, it was lying on a rock, exhaling and sucking at the moon in the air. It seems that it has already opened up its spiritual wisdom and knows how to absorb the essence of the moon, which is evil. And this piece of the earth dragon legs is produced by the gathering of yin energy, which is also a good thing."

"Isn't the earth dragon just an earthworm? Where did the legs come from?" Chen Gaotu asked in disbelief.

"Ignorance." Zhang Bo said, "What are the legs? It even has a long mouth and thick arms. In order to catch it, a Taoist priest bit it, but the Taoist priest's head and eyebrows began to fall off continuously. In the end, it was soaked in lime water for a day and a night to cure it."

"What about this?" I have seen the earthworm with a thick thumb, but the arms are thick. Who believes it? My instinctive Zhang Uncle was talking big, so he pointed to the last thing and asked.

"This thing? Yang Yuan." Zhang Bo said casually.

"Yang Yuan? This name sounds like a good thing. Maybe it's the same as the Wannian Stalactite. Ye Fangwan, it's really cheap. Do you know how expensive the Wannian Stalactite is? But it's a treasure worth millions." Liu Yanming said enviously, and Taobao King and others also looked over with a greedy look on their faces.

"Uh. When did chicken feces become so valuable? They are still worth millions?" Uncle Zhang suddenly asked.

"Chicken feces? Are you kidding?" In an instant, I felt like I was about to break out.

"When did I joke with you?" Zhang said with some dissatisfaction, "You kid wasted so many precious things today, but you dare to doubt it? Of course, this Yang Yuan is a little more precious than ordinary chicken feces. First, you must find a big rooster who has lived for ten years and has not released Yang fire, and then, it's simple." Zhang looked at me as if you knew it, and then while everyone was staying, they almost poured everything into the kettle and started to stir. Seeing him being focused when he was stirring, he looked at him.

Everyone was stunned by the appearance of the world view, feeling that the world view was being destroyed like a storm. Unexpectedly, the legendary magical method of corpse poison was so crazy and fierce. Zhang Bo didn't care about the eyes of others at all, and finally fell into Zhang Wuren and muttered, "Of course, the blood of the Heavenly Master is indispensable. I heard that the effect of adding urine to the descendants of the Heavenly Master will be good. Good boy, you are so lucky. The two most rare things are at your fingertips."

Before I could react, Uncle Zhang had already squeezed out a drop of blood from Zhang Wuren's hand, then mixed the yellow and white things under his crotch, bounced them all into the kettle, twisted the lid of the kettle, swayed and tamped, handed it to me, and said lightly: "Perfect both inside and outside."

"Add both inside and outside?" I didn't react for a moment and was confused.

"Haha, you're stupid. You don't know whether you can apply both inside and outside. You just want to apply half of this pot to your chest. As for your partner, hehe, of course it's oral. What a good guy, it's really good luck. Look at how many "precious" materials Zhang has put on, it's like a hodgepodge. You're not hurried to thank Zhang, who is not so lucky?" Liu Yanming forced his smile, looked as if he saw me being embarrassed, and raised his eyebrows, which made me so angry that I almost fell to the ground and spit blood. What's more unexpected was that when Uncle Zhang heard what Liu Yanming said, he nodded, looking like he agreed.

At that moment, I clearly felt that several liters of blood were about to move in my chest, trying to break out. But who made me poisoned the corpse? I had to bow my head under the eaves. If I didn't drink it, I might be unable to save my life. However, when I thought of those cockroaches, bugs and Zhang Wuren's yellow and white things, my stomach couldn't keep my face from being green and painted.

"Drink, drink, it's still necessary to be clean, but think it through." Seeing that I was hesitant, Liu Yanming actually used what I just said to arouse me. Taobao King, You Liang and others next to me were also looking at me with gloating.

"But, is this recipe not very scientific?" I turned to Mr. Zhang and asked expectantly. At this moment, I really longed for Mr. Zhang to have another kinder prescription!

"Hmph, do you understand or do I understand? My grandfather traveled around the world and even caught the thousand-year-old zombie king with his own hands. What is the mistake of the method he passed down?" Zhang Bo seemed angry. "The bugs, cockroaches, chicken feces, and earth dragons respectively represent the Yang evil, Yin evil, Yang energy and Yin energy. The blood of the Heavenly Master is the supreme pure Yang thing, and the waste it excreted is the ultimate dark thing in the world. How can the principle of the restraint of the five elements be explained clearly by the science you mentioned?"

"Okay, drink it, drink it, you don't need to explain your tough life, but there seems to be too many things in my kettle. I will share good things together, hehe." I felt that the corpse poison in my chest was getting deeper and deeper, and the pus was flowing out like a flood, and it was like a flood, and the numb feeling in the pustules became itchy and painful. I stopped hesitating, and I held my breath hard, resisted the feeling of nausea and vomiting, and drank a small half in one gulp, and then quickly touched the "potential" in the place where the corpse poison was flooded in my chest.

"Ye Fangwanhuan, what do you mean by sharing the good thing together just now?" Liu Yanming asked vigilantly.

"Don't you know now?" I stopped hesitating and poured the little antidote left in the kettle onto her clothes. Suddenly, a smell of a boy who belonged to me for more than 20 years spread.

"You!" Liu Yanming blushed, turned his head away, and stopped talking.

In fact, we both understood the whole process, because we wanted to pass the feng shui formation where the bright moon shines on the earth, avoid those more evil things, and could only sprinkle dirty things on our bodies. And she was a girl, how could she take off her clothes and untied her belt in front of many men? If she wanted her to go into the back of the bushes, it would be even more impossible. Who can guarantee that a thousand-year-old zombie king would not suddenly jump out of the bushes?

So when I asked her before whether to clean or die, her weird expression and her answer: "Girls, how can you do it?" I knew that she would definitely not be able to do anything. Among these eight men, I am the closest to her, so she must have asked me for it, but I was embarrassed to speak. So I didn't point it out, and I just pretended that she was angry and scattered to her. In this way, everyone would not be too embarrassed.

"Okay, OK, everyone has wiped the filthy things and can go on the road, but if something really happens ahead and someone dies, don't blame me." Zhang Bo looked at me and Liu Yanming meaningfully, and then said expressionlessly.

"No, how could that happen? It's better to rely on Uncle Zhang's good method." The Taobao king stepped forward and said flatteringly. You Liang and others nodded one after another, followed Uncle Zhang, took the initiative to support Zhang Wuren and walked forward.

"Hmph, is this a good way? I don't know yet." Uncle Zhang said impatiently.
Chapter completed!