Chapter Thirteen: Like a Dream
On the way back to the dormitory, the two of them stuffed some rice at the breakfast stall on the side of the road, snored two bowls of lean meat porridge, and then asked the boss to make a takeaway, add two tea eggs, and a small bag of pickles, and walked towards the girls' dormitory in a swaying manner.
The dormitory management aunt was in good spirits and could not tell at all that she had practiced Tai Chi in the middle of the night. She looked up and down and muttered, "This is a girl's dormitory building. Boys can't go in, what are you going to do?"
Lao Wang rolled his eyes and said, "My girlfriend lives inside. She is seriously ill and is in poor health. Am I bringing her breakfast? If no one takes care of her, can you be responsible for anything?"
The aunt of the dormitory management office was really afraid of such a bully who was good at making things easy. She muttered in the spirit of "It's better to have less than more things than more things, and then come out after delivery."
Zi Yang said, "Okay, I know, don't worry, you're holding onto your stopwatch. When the time comes, we haven't come out. You go to 401 to drive us out!"
After 401, Lao Wang put his ear on the door and listened, and said happily: "My grass, there are really dogs and men in it. Lao Li, can you do it too?"
Zi Yang pretended to be profound and said: "I saw it when I climbed over the wall last night - which girl's dormitory has wet men's underwear hanging on the balcony?"
Lao Wang gave a thumbs up: "I have a strong observation ability! Just in the environment last night, you are still in the mood to look at other people's underwear!"
When he arrived at the door of 503, Lao Wang knocked on the door in a low voice and said tremblingly, "Is there anyone inside?"
After a long time, a weak voice inside said, "Who?"
Lao Wang hugged his waist at the door and said, "I."
"Who are you?"
"Yes, yes, me..."
It turns out that love has reduced IQ and has returned to normal 503, which has become Lao Wang's goddess again. Seeing Lao Wang's stupid look, Zi Yang couldn't bear it anymore, and raised his voice and said, "Old Wang, Wang Niufen!"
A voice from the door walked over, "Wang Niufen? Who is Wang Niufen?"
As soon as I opened the door, I saw Lao Wang nodding and bowing, "It turned out to be Wang Jianchun (Old Wang really changed his name to himself again). What are you here?"
Lao Wang and Zi Yang carefully observed the color and found that 503 was not only white in appearance, chapped lips, messy hair, and weak expression, but also felt no different from ordinary people. Then he felt relieved.
"I heard that you are sick, so I bought you breakfast to see you. The next one is my buddy from my hometown. I have come to see me and I have brought you some local specialties." Lao Wang said as he pointed his eyes at Zi Yang. Zi Yang felt panicked, thinking that I was going to make you local specialties early in the morning, and could I be too busy with my brain? After looking at the things I was holding, would tea eggs count?
Looking at the girl's suspicious eyes, Zi Yang rubbed her hands and said, "What, I forgot to be in the dormitory. I'll bring it to you later."
The girl was generous and did not ask what the vain gift from thousands of miles away was. Since she came so kindly, she was embarrassed to turn it out again and gave in and said, "Then, come in first."
After entering the dormitory, Lao Wang said, "This is the breakfast I brought for you, it's hot."
The girl said she didn't have an appetite now, so she put it on the table first.
"By the way, how do you know I'm sick?"
Lao Wang was anxious and stuttered again, "This, this, me, I..."
Zi Yang hurriedly said, "It was said by the aunt of the dormitory management office. She saw you go out at 8:30 every day. After so long today, I haven't seen you yet. I guess you are sick (thank you for Lao Wang to accurately report the time every day, Zi Yang was able to master the girl's biological clock)." As he said that, he secretly glanced at the wall clock. It was obviously past 9 o'clock, and the aunt of the dormitory management office had a little stronger ability. Her body couldn't help but move, blocking the girl's sight.
503 is now in a sluggish expression, and he doesn't care about this logical confusing reasoning. He sat on the edge of the bed and leaned against the railing on the head of the bed and said, "Thank you for being so enthusiastic. I was sore all over, and I seemed to have a severe cold. I just took two large green leaves. The stomach was always sore and I felt nauseous and wanted to vomit. I don't know if it was food poisoning, so I took two more Norfloxacin capsules..."
As expected, he was a top student in the medical school. He had already started analyzing the condition without saying anything. Listening to the girl's self-diagnosis, Zi Yangbai was bored and looked around and found that although the girl was not in good health, she obviously had tidied up her bed when she woke up just now. The dormitory was much different from the messy she saw last night. It seemed that she was a woman with a very delicate life. On the other hand, being able to pay attention to these small details in life means that the girl has returned to normal.
Lao Wang stood there respectfully staring at the girl's face. Fortunately, he was only concerned about looking at the goddess's plump charm and forgot his mouth for a moment. Otherwise, when he would say something bald, Zi Yang really didn't know how to smooth things over for her.
The girl suddenly remembered something and looked at Lao Wang suspiciously: "Hey, I remember you. You are the old Wang who was taking the anatomy class together? I heard Teacher Li call you that."
Lao Wang said awkwardly: "Hehe, it's Wang Jianchun, not the old turtle..."
The girl suddenly exclaimed softly: "Oh, I'm late to work, and I'm going to the company to do the report today."
As he said that, he struggled to get up, Lao Wang quickly acted from the air, and his palms continued to force down, saying, "Don't move, don't move, you are so poor now, don't go to work, make a call and ask for leave, so that the green mountains will be left without worrying about burning firewood..."
The girl waved the old king from the air, softened her body and sat back on the bed: "Okay, that's all. I'm so sleepy now, I want to sleep for a while..."
He barely raised his eyelids and looked at Zi Yang and the others. It seemed that he had issued an order to expel guests. While walking backwards, Lao Wang asked carefully: "Okay, we're back, are you okay?"
The girl's eyelids drooped and leaned against the quilt and said, "I'm fine, do you have anything to do?"
"It's okay," Lao Wang nodded and bowed, stepped back to the door step by step, carefully closed the door, and then straightened up. Zi Yang complained, "You boy doesn't speak through your brain. Do you know what you said just now? If I hadn't helped you smooth things over, I would have exposed it!"
Lao Wang didn't hear what he said at all, and said with a satisfied expression: "Zi Yang, have you noticed it? The goddess's sick look has a unique flavor..."
Zi Yang said: "You, you can only think with your lower body."
When the two passed by the 4th floor, they saw the aunt of the dormitory management office slapping the door of 401 desperately and shouting: "401, 401, come out for me, I know you are inside, I have heard it, open the door, open the door, what do two men and one woman look like..."
Zi Yang and Lao Wang covered their mouths and smiled secretly, and ran down the stairs aisle on the other end.
When he returned to the dormitory, he felt sleepy. Zi Yang slept again until he was awakened by heat at noon. Seeing Lao Wang lying on the mat and snoring soundly, he couldn't help but shake his head, wash his face and brush his teeth at the pool, and when he looked back, Lao Wang turned over and sat on the bed, with his face full of fancy mat marks, he rubbed his mouth with his hands and said, "You're up? Damn, I've been sleeping this time and woke me up hungry. So what, I'll give you two packs of instant noodles."
After the two of them finished eating instant noodles in the wind, Lao Wang held a cigarette and leaned on the windowsill to suck the clouds and spit out the mist at the girl's building. Zi Yang leaned against the wall thinking about his worries. The weather was so hot that the cicadas outside kept arguing, and the hot wind blew out of the fan. The two of them were sweating profusely with their upper bodies naked.
Suddenly, Old Wang said, "Hey, that guy is indeed here."
Zi Yang stretched his head down from the windowsill, and a lonely figure slowly walked in the hot sun, wearing a dark gray pullover, gray-black jeans, and a pair of black Nike running shoes on his feet.
Lao Wang wondered, "In such a hot day, this man is still holding his head, and he doesn't bother with his brain."
The man walked downstairs, looked up, and had a stern face under the pullover, and nodded to Lao Wang and Zi Yang.
Zi Yang and Lao Wang hurried into the dormitory and put on short-sleeved sleeves, put on their pants, and jogged down with sweat. The man in gray nodded again and said, "Let's go, I'll treat you to dinner."
After saying that, he turned around and left, but he did not obtain the consent of both of them.
When Lao Wang and Zi Yang heard that there was food to eat, they were not polite. Just now, the two packs of noodles were only enough to fill their teeth. It was when they were growing, and they always felt that they couldn't eat enough.
The two followed the man in gray and walked slowly. Zi Yang looked at his back from behind. Judging from his figure, this man was a little shorter than him, about 1.7 meters tall, about the same height as Lao Wang, but his body was only half as wide as Lao Wang. He kept his head down and his hands were in his pockets of his clothes. He seemed to be two people from last night's posture of moving like a rabbit.
Suddenly, Lao Wang touched Zi Yang's arm and lowered his voice and said, "Did you notice that this person walks very strangely."
Chapter completed!