Chapter 6 How the Taoist came to be
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When they left the hospital, both of them were hungry and ate more than seventy yuan at McDonald's.
Chen Liben had no strong interest in McDonald's and would rather eat economical and affordable rice noodles, but he was very interested in the alarm clock and shouted to treat him.
"What rice noodles should I eat when I have money! I'll treat you."
Chen Li had to reluctantly make things difficult.
After eating, the alarm clock looked around the empty tables and chairs without any interest. "I didn't meet the beautiful girl either." He touched the gauze on his head. "I can't go home like this. I'll take you to one of my brothers' houses for the night."
Chen Li was a little hesitant. He felt that the alarm clock was a bit tucked today, and he didn't want to meet the gangster friend of the alarm clock.
Although he doesn't like to study, he doesn't want to be a gangster.
"Let's go." The alarm clock pulled him away, and said in a whisper that the person he was going to see was the boss of Guiyuan Middle School. He was so awesome, so eating on the road, how rich his family was, etc.
At this time, he either stayed in a hotel or went home. Instead, he was drunk and went back so late. His suspicious mother would definitely ask questions about her long-term problems, or even violently force her to confess.
He is reluctant to spend money to stay in a hotel.
You can't sleep on the street, right?
Chen Li sighed secretly, but then got into the taxi.
‘This is probably the one who is close to the ink...’
Just as Chen Li was thinking about this, he suddenly asked him in the alarm clock that tidied up his hair in the rearview mirror. "Why don't you like studying?"
"Smart? I'm not very smart." Chen Li was a little amused, but there were actually many people who thought so like an alarm clock.
"I think you are very smart. It's okay if you don't listen to the exam in class. You are good at science and liberal arts, and you're better than Wang Cheng's science scores. I think you are simply a genius." After saying that, the alarm clock said with envy and said, "If I were as smart as you, I would definitely like to study!" Finally, my eyes were shining, and I looked at the night sky outside the car window with longing and expectation. "But I want to be a DJ in the future. Those DJs are so handsome, with a lot of beauties around me, with a high income and a cool work environment..."
The eyes of the alarm clock are shimmering and shining, immersed in the vision of the ideal career in the future.
After supporting him, Chen Li finally couldn't help but interrupt him and asked, "What is DJ doing?"
The alarm clock was stunned for a moment, and then I realized that Chen Li had entered a bar for the first time today and would not know about a profession like DJ.
"Singing and DJing..."
"If you want to play songs, do you need a special profession? Isn't it enough to play CDs with a machine?"
"Hahaha..." The alarm clock couldn't help laughing, and it looked like he heard an innocent child asking, "Why does the sun rise from the east?"
He laughed and patiently explained the value and significance of the profession like DJ "It's not that simple..."
Chen Li listened patiently and felt that he had gained insight.
After getting off the taxi, the alarm clock took a number at the public telephone booth.
After a while, the phone ringing rang.
"...Are you not at home? Damn, a brother and I are going to come to your house to sleep, and now we are downstairs of your house... Well, where are you in?...what?...Who?...Okay, let's come here right away."
After hanging up the phone, the alarm clock cursed, "He opened a private room at the venue we were just playing and asked us to come and have a drink together."
"... Then you still agree?"
"What are they afraid of? Those who were not caught watching the scene are too lazy to remember my face for such a small thing. Besides, that stinky bitch was not injured at all. Besides, there are so many people, and I am afraid that they will meet them again? Even if they meet, we are not afraid, we have too many people!"
As the alarm clock was said, he walked to the side of the road with Chen Li's shoulder, still explaining his reasons, "Or we would be stupid here? Maybe what time they play, they can't sleep on the street, right? Or two men spent more than 100 yuan to check in a room? Others think we are 'comrades'!"
Chen Li was calm when he heard the alarm clock, but knew that he was still a little scared, so he joked with a bad taste and said, "I'll do it. You're very lucky today, and you might be in trouble if you go back."
"Count it?" The alarm clock was inexplicably confused.
"I have learned Zhou Yi and know how to tell fortunes." Chen Li said that his face did not blush and his heart was not beating, and he looked serious and serious tone.
"Is it true?" Alarm clock looked up and down in surprise, as if he didn't know Chen Li. After a while, he asked back in disbelief, "Why didn't you calculate it just now?"
Chen Li's expression was usually cold and indifferent, and his emotional changes were mostly reflected by a smile on the corner of his mouth. The alarm clock could not judge the authenticity of the falsehood through his expression. Although he was asking back, he actually believed it halfway.
"It is difficult to explain this kind of thing to you. Sometimes you can't tell fortunes at all, such as some places with too much spiritual energy or evil energy; or if you encounter some people's yang energy or yin energy, then if I don't have enough skills, I can't tell fortunes in those situations. Sometimes, fortunes will be warned by the will of heaven. That means that the secret of heaven cannot be leaked, and it cannot be forced to calculate, otherwise I will be punished by heaven."
Chen Li choked the alarm clock and was stunned for a moment. He completely believed it in his heart. He asked excitedly, "Can you teach me? I'll calculate the Mark Six lottery at that time."
"This thing requires good mathematics, high understanding, and strong spiritual energy. If you don't say anything else, your spiritual energy will be too weak, and even if you learn it, you will not be able to calculate the real result. Instead, you will be damaged due to insufficient spiritual energy, which will lead to many disasters." Chen Li said seriously and said, "Don't think about it if you calculate the Mark Six Lottery. Every result of Mark Six involves the fate of all those who have bought lottery tickets. Think about it, how difficult it is to calculate it? There are not many masters of that kind of skill in history, and I'm afraid that modern society will not be able to find it."
The alarm clock was listened to with great interest.
Finally, he asked with great concern, "There will be troubles in the past now? What troubles? Is the troubles great?"
Chen Li was just a joke of bad things, so he naturally stopped when he saw it was better. He thought that when the alarm clock was late, he would naturally know that he was talking nonsense.
He pretended to pinch his fingers quickly, and this posture was learned from TV movies.
"With my skills, I can't calculate the specific time and place of trouble, nor can I calculate what kind of thing it is. However, trouble is not big, and it can turn bad luck into good luck."
"That's good, that's good."
The alarm clock nodded in confidence. At this time, he finally waited for a taxi to pass by, and the two of them hurriedly stopped them.
The alarm clock in the car is still asking about metaphysics.
Chen Li said that he was dry and found that this joke started to be interesting, and then it turned into boredom of causing trouble.
Just as he was about to think of a reason to stop asking the alarm clock, a sudden enlightenment came to his mind and a wonderful idea came out.
‘If you use this as a reason, even if you encounter troubles that must be solved by mind reading in the future, when others are surprised, isn’t it a perfect shield? People all over the world believe in these things. Chinese believe in fortune telling, and new foreign gods believe in destiny, divination, constellations…’
Chen Li was very happy. This shield was so wonderful.
Although he was happy, he didn't want to continue to slap.
So he interrupted the alarm clock in a serious tone.
"What can be said about metaphysical things, I will tell you when I have the opportunity in the future. Don't ask too much if you can't say it. You are not a person in this way. If you ask too much, it will affect your fortune. If you know what you shouldn't know, you will easily be entangled by ghosts and evil spirits."
The alarm clock believed it, so he didn't dare to ask again. After holding it for a while, he couldn't help asking again, "What kind of sect are you learning to tell fortunes?"
"I have learned a book of Taoism by my ancestors. I have learned a little by myself, so it is natural to say that it is Taoism."
"Taoist..." After muttering this several times, the alarm clock suddenly slapped his legs and shouted, "It just so happens that you don't have a nickname, so call Taoist priest from now on!"
Chapter completed!