[002] Are you hanging up?
In the infirmary of the Communication College, three boys walked out with a drunken young man.
Walking all the way to the dormitory 301 of Building 9, the three of them threw the young man on the bed. The short and fat boy said, "Didn't the boss go check in? Why did he fall in the infirmary in the middle of the night? What's he going to make a fuss?"
"Do you still need to ask? The boss was injured before he had sex. Then he paid tribute to all the seniors who had broken love at the Master University and fed eight bottles of beer and fell drunk on the road." A thin boy sniffed the smell of wine on Zhen Lang and sighed: "It's better to rub the computer when asking what love is in the world... I suddenly felt that I was very happy. My true love is a thousand yellow stations, and they will never hurt me."
"Wanqianhuang Station will not hurt you, it will only hurt your computer. How many times have your broken machine been poisoned? Oh, you are serious, just the boss's alcohol tolerance, do you still expect him to fill eight bottles? Last time he drank three bottles, and he was drunk in the toilet." Another boy with a fashionable hairstyle and a very sexy dress spoke: "I just asked the security guard at the lower school gate, and the boss drank two bottles, but it was still filled... He couldn't find the north at the school gate. It's a good thing that the guard sent him to the infirmary."
"What's the situation? What's the matter with Mr. Lang?"
Accompanied by this voice, two more people pushed the door and walked in.
The tall and mighty northern man who just spoke was nicknamed Da Cannon, and the short and thin guy next to him was nicknamed Tian Ji. Both of them were from the 302 dormitory next door and often formed a group with the four people from 301 to cut games.
I saw Tian Ji stroked her glasses, revealing a style like a detective Conan: "There is only one truth, and Master Lang was fooled by that woman again. It's a bad fate, so I wondered. Master Lang is usually a very tough man, and he doesn't look like a spare tire. Why do he fall into that woman's hands every time?"
"Nevil, the nemesis in my destiny." Da Cannon was moved with a vicissitudes of his face: "I had a crush on a girl in high school. At that time, I was also puzzled. Usually, I was more fierce than anyone else, but every time I saw her, I blushed and my heart beat. Later I realized that the girl was the nemesis in my destiny."
"Da Cannon, do you have such a pure secret love story?" Erpang became interested and said gossip: "Aren't men like you who have 'specialties' relying on 18cm weapons, every time they use every time they are in the air?"
There is also an allusion to talk about the "special skills" of cannons.
This guy’s WeChat signature is quite confident: I am 18cm tall, so you can do it yourself!
This confident signature attracted a lot of attention. During the two years of college, several girls had made an appointment with him. According to Da Cannon bragging after drinking, he claimed that he had once had a date with him, and he was a charming female lecturer in a thirty-year-old in the university town...
"I'll go, can't I have some stories yet?" Under the curious gaze of everyone, Da Cannon opened his conversation: "I remember that back then, my brother was also innocent. Every time I swear after class, I had to pass by the next class. I felt very satisfied when I looked at the girl. If she looked at me, I would feel that I could go all the way..."
"Really or not?" Erpang became even more gossipy and asked, "What happened later, did you confess your love?"
"How to say it, I don't know what I was thinking at that time, so I didn't dare to confess my love." Dapao said this, his rough face seemed a little sad: "Later she went to a university in the north, and I came to Normal University. After a few thousand miles, I forgot about it over time."
Speaking of this, he made a summary statement: "Miscellaneous fate, evil fate. Seeing Master Lang's virtue, I am very glad that I didn't have the same school as that girl, otherwise I might have become a tragic thing."
"Shh, whisper, if you say such words, you can make the boss so angry that you jump up and drink again." The webmaster showed the friendship between class brothers, for fear that Zhen Lang would be injured and even more injured.
As soon as he said this, Zhen Lang on the bed suddenly turned over, his mouth moved, and he seemed to be singing in a daze: "You get me drunk, and you won't sleep with me..."
"It's over, the boss has a big fuss this time. How long will it take for him to recover?" Erpang looked worried.
"Yes, he has been chasing a girl for seven years. This time he has been injured in his bones. How many years will it take for his injury to heal?" Dynamic was also quite worried and sighed: "To be honest, the boss is a little handsome, has a very nice figure, and has six-pack abs. If he hadn't been stuck in the dead end of that woman, maybe he could have soaked a small-school flower in our school, and it would be fine if he didn't want to soak a small-school flower. If he had listened to my advice, he would have gotten rid of the old virgin hat!"
"Didn't you talk about Ou Xiaorou from the dance department? Did you mean something about Master Lang?" Tian Ji was originally despicable enough, and when he came up with bad ideas, he was even more despicable: "According to the routine in the meat-selling anime, the best way to forget a woman is to find another woman. Why don't you send a message to Ou Xiaorou and ask her to make an appointment with Master Lang?"
"You have watched too many second-dimensional anime. Young man, wake up from your middle-second world!" He looked at Tian Ji ruthlessly, "Not to mention whether Ou Xiaorou will make an appointment, the problem is that our boss will definitely not make an appointment. Don't look at him being very rude, but in fact, he still has a little purity that we don't have. I guess he will not love you again in a short time."
"If you don't love me, you'll still say a little fucked, let's get masturbated!"
The cannon made the final summary and pulled the frog out.
The three people in the 301 dormitory immediately forgot Zhen Lang, and sat in front of the computer and logged into the game.
This game is called "Magic", which is a homemade 3D online game created by Tencent for 30 years and has integrated the essence of Eastern and Western games. Since Magic's public beta on May 1 this year, it has set a number of records in just two weeks and created miracles in the industry.
Building 9, the group of game otakus led by Erpang, entered the Sword of Kings server in Telecom Area 1 on the first day of the public beta. After a week of struggle in this online game, which is known as the most difficult to upgrade in history, they finally completed their first job transfer.
The magical job transfer task is very difficult. After failure, the level will be reduced from level 10 to level 9. It takes one or two days to level 10 to level 10 to challenge the job transfer task again. Moreover, the job transfer task is random every time. If you are not lucky enough to encounter a high-difficulty task, it will probably be reduced back to level 9 again...
It is precisely for this reason that many players reach level 10 in one week, but may not be able to change their jobs in two weeks. For example, Zhen Lang took one week after level 10, and failed to change his job four times. It was not until the fifth time that he was lucky to receive a low-difficulty task and successfully transferred to a Shadow Dance Thieves.
After changing your post, you can guide the Siren dungeon.
The Siren dungeon produces a level 10 rare set, which is enough for players to upgrade to level 20, which is the most powerful equipment in the current version. Of course, it is too difficult to obtain such equipment. Not to mention the amateur team composed of ordinary students, even many famous guilds or studios in China have been destroyed and killed.
In general, the Siren dungeon is still in the stage of destruction.
It just so happened that the school did not turn off the lights and could cut games all night long. So the animals of 301 and 302 didn't care how injured Zhen Lang was, so they formed a team to open up ordinary-level Siren dungeons.
Siren dungeons are divided into three types of difficulty. The first is the ordinary level, with a maximum of 5 players challenging. Currently, a few excellent teams have passed the level. The second is the difficulty level, which requires 10 players to form a group to have hope of passing the level. At this stage, only a very small number of top teams have passed the level. The third is the nightmare level, which requires a team of 20 people. At present, no team at home and abroad has reached this difficulty.
"Cannon, hold it down! You are so paper-stuffed, are you so crispy?"
"Food, your breasts are too small. Do you dare to bulge your breasts? Let's have a big mouthful?"
"The fourth brother, don't stand in front of the front and output, go to the ss and poke the chrysanthemum behind the back!"
In front of the computer, Erpang squirted at the microphone, scolding his four teammates to the point of being bloody.
None of the four dared to say anything, because Erpang is already a top-notch high-end player in the Media Academy and has certain command skills. Moreover, Erpang helped to fight the transfer tasks of cannons and dynamics. Under such premise, although everyone was scolded, they could not think of a better way, so they could only let Erpang scold him.
"Day, I won't fight anymore, go to bed!"
At two o'clock in the morning, Erpang threw the mouse and turned around and went to the bathroom.
Tonight, the few people destroyed eight times in a row, but they never fought the last wave of the ordinary Siren dungeon. You should know that every time they die, the durability of the equipment will be greatly reduced. At this stage, most players are very tight on their hands, and the repair fee alone will almost make several people cry without tears.
In desperation, everyone had to take a shower and go to bed.
Soon the snoring sounded, and the snoring sound in the dormitory was also a landscape in the student days.
The next day, approaching noon, the three of them got up and went to the cafeteria to have dinner together, but did not wake up Zhen Lang, who was still sleeping. When they came back, their precious roommates were reflected, and the three of them brought back hot meals for Zhen Lang.
As soon as I opened the dormitory door, the three animals were stunned.
I saw Zhen Lang sitting in front of the computer and chopping games like a ok person.
The three roommates looked at each other, but did not dare to mention the sad past of the dormitory boss, so they stood behind him and watched.
After a few minutes, the three of them were stunned.
Especially Erpang, who is known as a high-end player, looked at Zhen Lang like an alien and said in surprise: "I'm going, are you cheating?"
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