[112] Uncle's rush
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"Don't wear headphones, use her speakers, Su Jie has a few very useful microphones."
"Why? I'm used to wearing headphones just now." Zhen Lang was very confused. He had been tinnitus on his headphones for a long time yesterday. Finally, he got used to it a little, and Shumier stopped him from wearing it.
"Sister wants to eavesdrop on you, otherwise it would be boring for me to sit by myself." Shuimi'er was confident and then exposed the little fox's tail: "Su Jie said there are three beautiful girls in this group. I want to see how you seduced them."
Zhen Lang was very calm: "I don't know any of those three girls, so why are you talking about seduction?"
"Since you are going to enter the new world of One Piece, everything is possible. Even if your sister introduces you to a small flower, it may not be suitable for you. You can also meet good girls in the game. If you meet a suitable one, you can try it." Shumier actually encouraged her, which greatly established Zhen Lang's confidence: "It doesn't matter whether you can soak them or not, what if they take the initiative to soak you?"
When Zhen Lang was shameless, he was even better than the three animals in the dormitory. He lifted his hair and said deeply: "That's right, at least I'm an idol in this area."
Shuimi'er was stunned for a moment and patted his shoulder like a teacher encouraging the student: "Student, please keep your shameless look like you. Although my sister wants to slap you, I have to admit that for girls of our age, your shameless model is a success model."
At that moment, Zhen Lang plugged in the speaker and microphone and joined the team.
Compared with Su Jie's group, Honor's team configuration is different.
Lord T, the elves guard the knight, the tiger-headed pig brain.
Deputy T, orc defense warrior. Great Sword of Glory.
Healing, Taurus female shaman, glorious and charming.
Treatment, Taurus recovers druids, please contact me for immorality.
Output, Barbarian Survival Hunter, Jin Dezheng.
The undead tribe fights thieves and glorifies the thief.
Dwarf male arcane wizard, glorious uncle.
Elf female arcane wizard. Glory Coco.
The Elf Clan Shadow Priest, Hedong Lion Roar... This profession is relatively rare, and there are not many priests who are currently taking the output route. Of course, this does not mean that the Dark Patriarch is not powerful. The high-end Dark Patriarch is enough to blind countless dog eyes.
The last output is the idol-level summoning sacrifice that is well-known to all servers.
"Wow, the master is here, today is here!"
"It's a must. Wait for the great master to have a big red hand!"
"Yes, the equipment that Xiao Fa put on last night made people cry all night!"
A group of men and women expressed a warm welcome to Zhen Lang, which greatly satisfied the vanity of a vulgar man.
"Lang Shen, I will introduce to you the situation of our group first. [Tiger Head and Pig Brain] and [Hedong Lion Roar] are a couple in reality. Don't hook up with Tiger Sister, otherwise Tiger Brother will use Tiger Whip to kill the whole world in seconds!" Jin Dezhong said in a constant introduction as if he was starting a marriage introduction: "The big lady and Coco are currently single. They accept the collusion, but they are a little arrogant. You must be mentally prepared. The uncle and the little thief are bent, be careful that they fall in love with you..."
"Hate, I'll say this when I meet." If the girl said this, it would be fine. The key is that the person who spoke in the team's voice was [Uncle Glory]. The dwarf uncle's voice was as obscene as Zou Batian. That "Which" almost scared Zhen Lang out of the game.
"That's right, I've exposed all the Lun family's **something, so annoying." The person who said this was not a girl, but the [Glory Thief]. This guy is very fake and has a slightly charming voice. The cliff can cross-dress girls to participate in the Chinese Voice.
"My God, what kind of ball is this?" Shuimi'er, who was sitting next to Zhen Lang, was stunned. She seemed to realize something, and leaned into his ear and whispered: "You are turning on the buttons, right?"
"Yes." Zhen Lang was also scared and said in a panic: "You dare to ask me to find a suitable partner in this group?"
Shuimi'er: "Aren't there two single arrogant girls? What are you afraid of?"
Zhen Lang thought it was right, so he said in his voice: "I want to ask, who is the big lady?"
Jin Dezhong explained: "It's our big nanny, Sister Qingwu. We used to call her [big mature woman], but later because of the harmonious holy light, the words "miscuous woman, mature woman" in the game will be harmoniously transformed into [**] symbols. Over time, when typing on the guild channel, everyone's name for her changed from "big mature woman" to "big lady"."
Zhen Lang suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand."
"Wow, I heard it clearly this time. The master brother's voice is so magnetic." Rong Yao Keke suddenly spoke in his voice. His lively and cute voice was as good as Yun Jia's good sister Cherry Qier.
"Coco, you are reserved, can you be more reserved? Brother hasn't been hooking up with you for two years, how can you call Master Brother so affectionately when you meet?" The Nude, who called [Please find me in a daze] sighed. Everyone could feel his grief from his voice: "Oh, I feel tired and I don't love you anymore! Master Brother, I will open a graduation jewelry later to comfort my injured heart."
The master brother turned his head and looked at Shuimi'er in extreme indifference: "Is my voice very magnetic?"
Shuimi'er couldn't stand it anymore, so she glared at him and said angrily: "Tsk, that's what someone said in a silence, and you're still taking it seriously?"
"It turns out that even the girl's words are unreliable." The master brother was sad and stared at Shuimi'er in revenge: "Sister, didn't you just say that you wanted me to enjoy the feeling of the old man? What about the massage you agreed to?"
"Uncle, I hate you!"
Shuimi'er stood up reluctantly and pressed her little hand on his shoulder.
Su Jie's rotating chair was very good, and Zhen Lang was completely drunk when he enjoyed the massage of the real courtyard flowers like a close-fitting maid.
If the animals in the dormitory saw this scene, they would probably have to bleed one after another.
"Sister dares to bet that in the past century, few boys have never had the enjoyment of you as old as you in the first half of your life!"
Shuimi'er said gritting her teeth and exerted even harder under her hands.
Although she has good physical fitness for a long time, her strength is still not harsh enough. After pressing this force, Zhen Lang, who is very capable of being able to bear the pressure, not only did not feel the pain, but instead felt a little happy, and she was so excited that she was massaged by the master of the massage room.
Enjoy the massage that can arouse public outrage among all the boys at the Normal University. Zhen Lang checks the game information of the team members.
As Jin Dejin and Honor Xiaofa said, the main team of Honor is very evil. Two T-main weapons graduated, the deputy shield graduated, and even the MT jewelry graduated, and two or three loose pieces each. The rest are explosive white armor. The hardware standards for 10 people who have opened up the land were considered as the hardware standard. Both the healings graduated from milk hammers, and there are also several loose pieces each. Honor Qingwu also has a graduation jewelry and a five-person suit ring exclusive to the shaman.
The five DPSs are quite weird. The one that can be seen slightly is the Hedong Lion Roar. The dark mu holds a breast stick with his hands and is barely considered a weapon of half-graduate. The other four people can't see it at all. They don't even have a weapon for the brave. It seems that they have spent some money and have a 1-4 whiteboard explosive weapon.
For these five output professions, Jin Dezhong has a loose bracelet and a pair of loose pants. The other four people only have one loose piece on them, relying on the explosive white jewelry pile attack power. The glory thief. The necklace and bracelet are both the King of the Wilderness series that he had a cold. Anyway, there are now hard set bracelets and hard loose necklaces with slots.
Obviously, the main team of Honor has met the standard and the output is not enough, no wonder it has to hire foreign players.
"I'll go, all the five DPSs have the word "miserable" on their faces!"
Zhen Lang was so thrilling that he couldn't help but sigh in the team's voice.
"Lang Shen, now you know how miserable we are." Jin Deji sighed, and it sounded like he was almost crying.
"God, I know that you are against the will of heaven. I will open a killing sword in a while. The Lun family will pick up soap for you for three days." The glorious little thief was very unrestrained, and his lust was lured as if no one else was around.
"Master, I want to drive a magic sword. I will pick up soap for you for six days." Uncle Honor is even more cruel.
"You two stinky friends, don't scare the master brother away! Humph, the newcomers recruited in the guild last year were all scared away by you!" Rong Yao Keke got angry, and suddenly said to Zhen Lang very gently: "Brother of master, I know you are normal. Xiaofa used his difficult magic sword to show off everywhere last night, which made people angry. If you also drive a difficult magic sword for me, my sister can be your wife in the game, only in the game..."
"Coco, your investment is a bit big. Have you considered the opportunity cost?" The silent president said. This great sword of glory is as rough and fierce as a cannon: "But, brother supports you... Master, we are waiting for you to reach level 15 and officially create the first guild of Telecom 2!"
This is not unreasonable. Although there are many guilds entering the magic, it takes level 15 to officially create a guild in the game. Zhen Lang happened to reach level 14 today and is the man who has the most hope to establish the first guild in Telecom District 2.
Jin Dezheng asked, "By the way, Wave God, how much is the shortfall to level 15?"
Zhen Lang: "It's just arrived at 14, and it will take about three days."
"It's time. Today is only Thursday. You can easily reach level 15 on Sunday." The Great Sword of Honor was excited and said passionately: "I built a guild on Sunday. See how arrogant the Supreme group of bastards are. I look down on such people who are tricked the most!"
Jin Dezhong also became passionate: "It's not just that building a trade union. When the Wave God reaches level 15 and learns bloodthirsty, we can go to open up the nightmare sirens on Sunday and piss down the Supreme dogs to death!"
"Yes, 20 people Siren once a week, don't waste this week's CD, we will go to open up the land on Sunday." A girl like Honor Coco is also very passionate, as if she has crushed the nightmare Siren.
Next, a group of passionate men and women spent more than ten minutes to clear the monsters and came to the territory of General Mermaid.
The 10-player dungeon of the Honor main team finally started.
Chapter completed!