Chapter 21 Lost friend Song Hama
"Dingdong, please check if you have new text messages."
"Dingdong, please check if you have new text messages."
"Dingdong, please check if you have new text messages."
After awakening from the deep game dream, Gu Han was prompted by a series of messages to bombard his head. Without thinking, Gu Han knew that these short messages were sent by the toad, the stinky brat, because he had only had such a close friend and friend in his eighteen years of life.
"Guhan, did you add Sudan Red to your sour popsicle? You actually got an SSS-level evaluation? You don't know, now the world channel and forum are all crazy."
"Damn, how do you set it up and refuse anyone to add it? Add my friend quickly. My name is "The Toad that eats Wuji Baifeng Wan". Add my friend quickly. I will introduce it to you by a girl."
"Xiao Hanhan, don't be arrogant, add my friend quickly..."
"Hey, Xiao Hanhan, you won't be offline yet... Forget it, I'll go to your house to find you."
"Xiao Hanhan, I'm in the tea room downstairs of your house now. You'd better come here within half an hour, otherwise our friend will not do anything. I will really break off contact with you."
These information are all neural signals transformed into sound through personal terminals and are directly transmitted to Gu Han's mind, just like a super loud cicada, constantly yelling in Gu Han's head.
Gu Han looked at the sending time of the last message. It was sent twenty-seven minutes ago, and there were three minutes left before the deadline for the toad to break off diplomatic relations. Although Gu Han felt that he did not need this bad friend very much, he still cleaned up and slid directly from the slide in the living room from the 190th floor to the first floor.
...Yes, it was sliding down from the slide. A square meter of land in the base city, which is a place where tens of thousands of people are expected to be stuffed into a place where a hive is usually built to hundreds of floors and a height of thousands of meters. Elevators cannot meet the needs of residents for travel, so a simpler and more convenient slide has become the first choice for such residential buildings.
Don’t worry about accidents that the slide is too fast. This is the 3001 magnetic levitation slide technology, which has guaranteed safety performance.
The first three floors of the low-rent residential building where Gu Han is located have been opened into various commercial real estate. Fusheng Teahouse is the only place where you can speak quietly among these three floors, but the price is extremely expensive. A cup of black tea costs a full 100 yuan in one hour. This is not comparable to 100 yuan in 2,000 yuan, and it is almost 100 yuan in 1990.
Gu Han saw his best friend sitting by the window at a glance, facing the table, holding his head in his arms, not knowing what he was playing with.
"Stinky toad, what are you playing?" Gu Han made a big fuck opposite his best friend, and glanced at the image projected by the personal terminal on the desktop. It turned out to be a gentleman-oriented mobile game.
"I'm feeding my wife radium... Since I've been level 100, I'll eat a thousand aluminum points in one meal... I can't support her anymore." Toad said with a sad face. Toad plays a nuclear weapon anthropomorphic game, and it's the most popular mobile game on the market.
"Then I'll give me your wife, I'll raise her," Gu Han smiled.
"No, if you want to beat my wife, I will fight you to the death." The toad made a fierce expression at Gu Han, then took the game back, and took a sip of black tea, "Tell me, what do you want to drink, I'll ask the waiter to bring it here."
"Oldly, a cup of green tea. But we agreed that you can treat this cup of tea today."
"Okay, what a big deal. I'll treat you if I treat you!!" The toad patted his chest generously and agreed.
"Song Hama, you can do it, you've become so generous." Gu Han said in surprise. This toad has always been a stingy person. He could be chanted by him for about a month when he could eat a piece of organic pork. Today, he agreed to treat him so generously. It was a miracle.
"Tsk, tell you, sour popsicles, Grandpa, I am no longer the poor toad I used to be. Grandpa, I am now a rich toad with a wealthy wealth!!" The toad raised his head and raised his chest, and was full of heroism. He looked like he defeated the evil gentry and local tyrants and the poor and lower-middle peasants who stood up from now on.
"It seems that you have made a lot of money in the game!" No need to guess, Gu Han knew that this toad must have made money in the game, otherwise in reality, he could only make money with his ultimate attitude towards life.
"That's right, don't you know that sour popsicles. I recognized an old and awesome girl in the game, and she was a super beautiful girl. Since I was following her, I have been eating the toad. I used it as a good sword girl, and the beautiful girl teased her. It was like a paradise on earth. I told you that when the game is online, you will add my friend immediately. I will introduce my sister to you to know. From now on, we will be comrades in a trenches." With a few words, Song Hama exposed his original purpose of pulling Gu Han into the gang.
"No!" Gu Han refused without a second hesitation, "You know, my personality and I can't get along with you."
"No, you don't know. If you don't have a reliable team in the game "Sword Girl OL", you can do things like "Sword Girl" to make dungeons, fight for siege, and restoration of homeland, don't even think about it. Gu Han, I tell you, my elder sister is a real person, beautiful and skillful, and you can command one by one. I promise you that our team will definitely become the top 100 super sword school in the future."
Song Hama said with saliva flying, but Gu Han on the other side turned a deaf ear. He picked up the green tea he had just sent, savored it in small mouthfuls, and occasionally covered the saliva flying from Song Hama's mouth with his hands.
Song Hama talked nonsense for a long time, and saw that Gu Han was still unmoved, he gritted his teeth and decided to reveal a few powerful information to shock this awesome guy.
"I'll tell you secretly, don't tell others!" Song Hama leaned against Gu Han's ear and whispered, "Our elder sister head has successfully coordinated with the 88th Sunset Sword in "Famous Sword Record". She is now a famous sword-level sword holder. On the virtual list of the famous swords, the strongest man ranked 197th is our eldest sister head."
"Famous Sword Record" is a ranking of famous sword-level sword-girls compiled by the forum's good-talking people. It took more than 500 years and was revised hundreds of times before and after. All sword-holders basically expressed their approval, with basically no objection ranking, with an accuracy of up to 95%. Correspondingly, there are ancient sword-girls' "Ancient Sword Record", sword-level sword-girls' "Sword Record", spirit sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level sword-level accuracy, and the final Emperor Sword Record.
"Famous Sword Record" is the ranking of famous sword-level sword ladies, while the "Famous Sword List" is the ranking of existing famous sword-level sword-holders, divided into true and virtual lists. The true list is the ranking of famous sword-level sword-holders in reality, and virtual list is the ranking of famous sword-level sword-holders in the game.
"Oh, Sunset Sword, No. 197, so amazing!!" Gu Han praised without sincerity, "But I still have the Sword of King Goujian of Yue, the 17th "Famous Sword Record". Toad, I don't want to repeat it anymore. No one can be my boss of Gu Han, and my elder sister can't do it."
"Sour ice cream, you have the talent of yours, and you want to have the King of Yue Goujian Sword! Come on, you! I won't give you my brothers face?" Song Hama directly thought Gu Han was bragging, and never expected that this guy really brought the King of Yue Goujian Sword into his hands. He said with dissatisfaction, "Brother, I'll join you. Don't want to be brothers in the game in the future, work hard together, make a fortune together, and become a real sword holder together? Sour ice cream, we are not good brothers yet!!"
"Of course you are my brother!" Gu Han put down the green tea, his face exuding sincerity. "Without you, there would be no me, Gu Han, you will always be my brother."
"Okay, then you can be with me and fight together." The toad took the opportunity to chase after him.
"Of course there is no problem fighting together. Toad, you can set up a team with me, fight together, and build a sword sect together. Why do you have to be under the head of that inexplicable elder sister?"
"………………” The toad stopped talking and looked at Gu Han with an inexplicable and helpless look for a while. "You really don't join my current team?"
"It wouldn't be impossible if your elder sister is willing to join my team."
"Your sister, you are a newcomer, ancient sword-level sword-holder, and you have a yarn team."
"It's there after a while. With my Gu Han's ability, do you still think I can't afford to take a team?"
"I said you..." Toad wanted to say something else, but at this moment, his arm numbed, and a very popular Internet song sounded at the personal terminal. "My elder sister is here to communicate. I'll tell you later, I'll get a communication first."
Unlike the phone number in the 21st century, communication in 31 World can be fully communicated at the level of brain nerves without making any sound. Song Hama closed her eyes, kept nodding, and after several changes in expression, she opened her eyes and ended the communication.
"All right, let's talk about it if I join the team I am now. My elder sister wants to chat with you in person. You have to give me this face!"
"This is OK, let's make an appointment for a time and place, I'll go with you."
Chapter completed!