193, Xiaochu's daily life

In summer, Wuhua Temple, this temple located in the downtown area of ​​Shanghai City has a touch of Zen that is the hustle and bustle of me.//《》.com》号》号//

At noon, there were no people here. The hot summer day burned the yellow walls, and watching the monks walking around the temple in thick cloth robes felt really boring.

After buying the ticket, Ling and Guaizi held Xiaochu with one hand and the three of them walked into the temple at the same time. After entering here, the angry expression on Guaizi's face gradually disappeared. Instead, it was the expression of piety, faith, and full of respect.

The kidnapped went to the incense shop on his own and bought a lot of high incense. He handed the two bundles to Ling and Xiaochu respectively. Xiaochu was holding the box with a confused look on his face, while Ling frowned, looking a little at a loss.

"What are you doing for me?"

Zero held the bundle of high incense in one hand, with an indifferent expression on his face.

Guaizi glared at him, and when he saw him playing with the Gaoxiang in his hand like a stick, he quickly reached out and held Zero's hand and said softly: "Don't do this, the Buddha is watching. Since you have entered the temple, please keep me a little more at peace."

As for Guaizi, Zero seemed to be careless. He threw the Gaoxiang in his hand into the trash can next to him and said, "I don't believe in Buddhism, I believe in science. There is no need for such things."

"You...you whisper a little bit!"

Guaizi clenched his fist angrily and hammered it again. After that, he hurriedly picked up the high incense from the trash can, and at the same time he kept worshiping around and said devoutly-

"Buddha, don't blame me. This guy is a lunatic. There are many gods and Buddhas in the sky. Never mind the same knowledge as such guys! Don't blame me."

Just like those Christians full of faith on TV, he closed his eyes and kept bowing to the four directions. After the worship, he opened his eyes and saw that Zero Zheng on the other side was lit with his glasses leisurely and looked at him with a look of watching the show.

"Come here! Apologize to the gods and Buddhas! Otherwise... Otherwise you may be retribution!"

Yet Zero still looked indifferent. He spread his hands and said leisurely: "Why do you have to apologize? It doesn't matter. Although it is one of the three major religions in the world, to be honest, after the Buddhists came from India, they only took root in East Asia. Among them, the most Buddhist believers belong to China. The current Buddhists in India are almost extinct, and they all believe in Hinduism and Islam. Look, the gods and Buddhas in your mouth cannot even stand their own birthplace. If they have the ability to come and punish me, I really want to see it."

After Zero said this, Guaizi's expression changed a little. He began to fold his hands together in panic, kneel directly on the ground, and knelt down in front of the Main Hall. While kneeling, he murmured to himself: "Buddha Buddha, please forgive this guy! He is a scientist, and it should be said... he is a cult who has been completely confused by the harmful religion of "science"! Please forgive this cult's nonsense and just think he is a madman... No, he is a madman himself! Please don't have the same knowledge as him!"

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Zero frowned and hurriedly stepped forward and pulled the crutch. After pulling him up, he whispered: "What are you doing? Is it necessary?"

Guaizi patted the dust on his knees and glared at Zero. Then, he pulled Xiaochu over the side and said, "Come on, cute Xiaochu. Let's plead with the Buddha for this rich young master who doesn't know anything, hoping that the Buddha will not be angry with him because of his great disrespect."

Xiaochu was stunned for a long time. She looked at the people around her who knelt down and stood up again. After thinking about it, she ate two French fries. Then, she nodded, handed the French fries in her hand to the kidnapper, closed her hands, and bowed towards the direction of the Main Hall.

Zero could only feel incredible about this. He shook his head and looked at the hall in front. After the two beside him finished worshiping, the group of three walked towards the hall.

"By the way, kidnapper. Having said that, even if I am very disrespectful, then those gods and Buddhas who sit on the steam and weigh less than the air density will blame me. Why are you so nervous to plead for me?"

Zero just asked this casually, but when he asked, Keizi turned his head suddenly and did not look at Zero. He pulled the cap on his head, and after a long time, he turned his head and said with anger-

"I... who pleaded for you! Who!"

"You, didn't you just ask the gods and Buddhas not to blame me?"

"You...you...hum! I...I think you are a friend and my long-term meal ticket! If you die, who will I borrow money from in the future? Hum! Don't get close to me!"

The kidnapper threw down this sentence and picked up the high incense in his hand and walked towards the incense burner over there.

Ling and Xiaochu, behind, looked at each other, and Xiaochu looked at the fries that Guaizi had forgotten to hand over to her, but Ling could only look helpless. But when he was about to go up and continue talking to Guaizi, Guaizi held the three Gaoxiang in his hand, shook his head, indicating that he would not be allowed to speak.

"kidnapper?"

"Don't talk, you are worshiping Buddha now. If you don't believe it, you can. But you can't speak it out here. Also, in the temple, you must keep me pious. That's it."

After saying that, Kuaizi ignored Zero again, and began to close his eyes, pinched the burning incense in his hand with a calm mind, bulging and not knowing what he said. Then, he bowed to all directions and inserted the incense into the incense burner in front of him.

Xiaochu followed Kuizi tightly. After Kuizi was fucked, she stretched out the greasy little hand, grabbed Kuizi's clothes, and said, "French fries. Mine, French fries..."

Guaizi turned his head and looked at the cute little girl. Then he smiled, squatted down, gently stroked the little girl's head, and said-

"Good Xiaochu, wait a while. You can't eat casually in the temple. You must maintain a kind of respect for the Buddha. After you go out, I will buy you a lot of French fries, okay?"

I don’t know if it wasn’t, so she just raised her head and stared at Kuangzi with her big dark green eyes. But it was obvious that her mouth trembled slightly, as if she had decided to endure it.

"Good Xiaochu~~~What a good boy. Come on, this Gaoxiang is yours, I'll help you light it."

Gunzi tore the high incense in Xiaochu's hand and packed it, took out the three yellow high incense that were thicker than the thumb, lit it in the butter lamp, and handed it back to Xiaochu's hand. At the same time, she asked her to hold it well and make a pious look of worshiping Buddha.

"Yes, yes, just worship like this. Just pray to the gods and then offer these incense. You should pray for the best wish~~~"

Chu's little face was dull. She stared at Gao Xiang, who was almost half the size of her in her hand, and hesitated for a while. Looking at the smoke rising from the Gao Xiang, she raised her toes and sniffed them slightly.

"It smells so good..."

The kidnapped narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: "Of course it smells good. That's why it can be used to worship it to the Buddha."

Xiao Chu raised his head, looked at the crutch beside him, and said, "Pray for... Buddha? What does it mean?"

"It is to worship these incense to the Buddha for enjoyment."

Guiller stood up, continued to fold his hands together, and said while bowing: "Gods and Buddhas do not need the world to give them too much reward. Just eating some incense can help the vast majority of believers in suffering. It can be said that the things the Buddhas pray for are so rare, but the favors they give us are so many."

Xiao Chu lowered his head again, looked at the incense in his hand, and murmured to himself: "Buddha...eat incense...eat this thing..."

At this moment, Ling was looking at the prayer tree next to him. He watched the action of many people writing their wishes on the red rope and throwing them on the tree. After watching for a while, he turned around and happened to see the little girl holding the yellow and orange high fragrance in her hand, and her dull appearance.

What does she want to do?

Zero thought so.

But soon, Xiao Chu opened his mouth and stuffed these yellow stick-shaped objects with a strong fragrance into his mouth, and bitten it hard...

“Hey hey hey hey!”

Zero's scream attracted the attention of the kidnapper next to him. When he saw Xiao Chu was gnawing these high incenses like French fries, he was also panicked! He quickly took the incense off Xiao Chu's mouth, but when he wanted to throw them, he felt sorry for the Buddha. After he hesitating for a second, he threw the incense directly into the incense burner in front of him. At the same time, he turned around and squatted in front of Chu, holding her face with both hands, and said nervously: "Xiao Chu? Xiao Chu! Spit it out, all of it! Your mouth will burn! These things cannot be eaten!"

Faced with the panic of the kidnapper, Xiaochu tilted her head calmly. She did not open her mouth, but chewed it calmly for a few times, and then swallowed it...

"Ah! Why did you eat it? Spit it out! Come on, open your mouth quickly, I'll help you induce vomiting! If you eat this kind of thing, you will get sick!"

Although Zero was surprised for a while at the beginning, he had already recovered his calmness. He walked to the two of them, lit his glasses, and said, "It's okay, don't worry. Even if it's plutonium, she can give you a kilogram or two, let alone this kind of thing? Assistant No. 1, is it delicious?"

Seeing Zero's relaxed and comfortable life, Guaizi immediately became angry. He quickly stood up, worried about the others around him, and tried his best to lower his voice, but he still said angrily: "Where is someone like you in this world? His family doesn't care about bad things after eating bad things? Why are you Xiaochu's brother?"

"Ah? Brother?"

Guaizi ignored the madman, squatted down again, hugged Xiaochu nervously, and said, "Let's go, let's spit out these things quickly. You can't eat them~~! Cough, you kid."

Looking at the worry on Guaizi's face, Zero really found it very funny. But it was obvious that Guaizi didn't find it funny. He was like taking his own sister, holding Xiaochu and walking to the bathroom there. Zero also let him do it, continued to put his hands in his pocket, and looked up at the surrounding scenery.

After a moment, Guaizi took Xiaochu back. Looking at the worry on Guaizi's face, you can imagine that his assistant No. 1 shouldn't have spit out the incense? Along the way, Guaizi was very worried and kept checking Xiaochu's face, afraid of something going on.

After visiting the Main Hall, the three of them walked to the rear of the temple while enjoying the scenery on the road.

Although it is located in the prosperous city center, the architectural style of Wuhua Temple is still very ancient. Along the way, Guaizi always comes across any Buddha statue and bows carefully. That look is really so pious that it is beyond remarkable.

"It seems that you are really a Buddhist believer."

After walking around, Zero came to the Guanyin Hall and looked at the statue of Guanyin Buddha with a solemn and gentle smile in the hall, and said with a smile.

Guaizi's expression now became much quieter. He nodded gently, and after bowing to Guanyin outside the hall, he walked in and kowtowed again.

"I was born in the countryside. In our countryside, the sayings of ghosts and gods are actually very popular. Rich Young Master, I know you will definitely say that I am superstitious, but even if you say that I am superstitious, I still believe in these things. I always pray that these Buddhas can feel my heart and satisfy my true wishes."

Zero was beside him, watching him get up from the futon and said, "Your real wish? Well... money? By the way, where is the lucky combination? As their agent, you should have made a lot of money, right?"

Gunzi shrugged, pulled the cap on his head, and said, "Those four girls? They have become popular big stars. But they feel tired and feel that they no longer have to always catch all kinds of notices like before. So they have become lazy recently and are reluctant to receive more than three notices a month. So, I have time."

Zero raised his glasses on his nose, turned his head, and looked at the crutch who was still standing in front of the Buddha statue, folded his hands together and closed his eyes to pray. After he finished his true prayer, he slowly said, "So, what is your wish? Many beauties? Or are you starting to short of money again?"


Chapter completed!