187, scumbag
187, cheating goods
After first looking at Zero, I looked at the anxious little golden cup in front of me. After hesitating for a long time, I finally let go of my hand. //《》.com》可》可以//The car quickly retracted its pinched tongue, the four tires were completely flat, and the entire base was also pressed on the ground, looking weak.
Zero sighed, walked to the car's water tank heat sink grille, took out a whole piece of Jinhua ham from the plastic bag, tore it open the packaging, and put it on the ground.
"Come on, eat. Eat a little first, if not enough, I'll buy it."
The Jinhua ham, full of oil, looked brilliant under the sun. However, what made Zero a little depressed was that the car seemed to have no interest in this Jinhua ham at all.
What's wrong? Is it not suitable for your appetite? Or is it too tired to eat?
"Come on, open your mouth."
Zero picked up Jinhua ham and said—
"You just need to open your mouth and I'll stuff this thing in. You can eat a few bites first, and after you take a few bites, you will have the strength."
However, no matter what Zero said, the car was still lying on the ground and motionless. The wiper just now completely drooped. In the July sunshine, the car looked like a pile of scrap iron that was about to be scrapped, looking exhausted.
"You don't eat it? It's bad..."
Zero was a little anxious. You should know that if he didn't eat, the consequences would be much more serious. He didn't want the new life he had just created to starve to death due to hunger!
But, what happened? Why no matter how I persuaded or stuffed it, this little thing didn’t respond at all? Shouldn’t it eat meat? Why don’t it eat it now?
"Owner."
When Zero was almost in a hurry, Chu, who was chewing the French fries next to him, made a sound reminder. When Zero was confused, she came to Zero's ear and said softly.
“………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Zero seemed a little hesitant and looked at Chu with a confused expression.
"Yes, Master. That's it."
Facing Chu's completely serious expression, after thinking for a while, Zero finally decided to give it a try first. He put down the Jinhua ham in his hand and returned to the supermarket in the rest area. Five minutes later, he came out. Just as he was approaching the small Jinbei...
"Boom? Boom boom boom!"
The golden cup that was drooping just now suddenly got up! It seemed extremely excited! The wiper kept brushing, and the butt of the car was constantly twisting!
Zero had a dark face, but he still groped out of the plastic bag for a while. Later, he took out a carrot from it and wandered around in front of the golden cup.
"Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The huge engine sound seemed a bit deafening! If it weren't for the fact that there were several cars roaring in the current parking lot, Zero believed that it would definitely be the focus of everyone's attention.
“………………………………………Okay, for you.”
As he said that, Zero threw the carrots in his hand at the golden cup. The heat dissipation grille in front of it opened instantly, revealing rows of terrifying and sharp teeth.&*.
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com is the fastest update**Immediately afterwards, a metal tongue suddenly stretched out, curled the carrot and shrank it back. In front of Zero, the mouth full of terrible teeth flew up and down, chewing the carrot inside and swallowed it quickly.
After a carrot was eaten, the car seemed to have finally recovered a little. Its tires were filled with air and stood up.
Although Zero's expression was pitch black, he finally took out a carrot again. However, before he could throw it out, the metal tongue had stretched out again, directly wrapping up the plastic bag in Zero's hand and pulling it all into his mouth.
After spitting out the plastic bag, all the vegetables placed inside became the food in the mouth of this golden cup. It chewed happily and chewed hard with its big teeth. Without waiting for the food in its mouth to be completely eaten, it once again stuck out its tongue, rolled the last carrot in Zero's hand, pulled it into his mouth, and nibbled hard. At the same time, an extremely brisk sound was made in the engine.
About five minutes later, the car seemed to have finally eaten and drunk. Its metal tongue kept licking its sharp teeth covered with vegetable juice. After adding it, it licked Zero's face directly with the tongue. The full vegetable juice made Zero's face slippery, making it impossible for the tissues in his hands to use it.
"Boom~~!"
After Zero finished washing his face and came out again, the gold cup immediately started to scream happily, drove over, and constantly rubbed Zero's body with his steel-like body, acting coquettish.
“This is unscientific.”
After getting into the car, the doubts on Zero's face did not fade away at all.
He watched the car slowly drive out of the parking lot and drive back to Shanghai City, his brows still frowned.
Where did my own experiment go wrong? Shouldn’t the creation of wy-01 life form be a ferocious carnivore?
From the beginning, any life foundation is carnivorous animals. However, after evolution, herbivorous animals are gradually separated. At the beginning, creatures relied on devouring other living organisms to allow themselves to reproduce!
Zero leaned against his seat, lit the frame of his glasses with one hand, thinking. At first, he sat in the passenger seat, eating French fries leisurely.
This golden cup was driving happily on the highway, perhaps because it was having a happy meal. Before it exceeded one car, it would first turn into the shape of the car and then flash past the side. However, this time he finally learned his lesson and did not speed anymore. Instead, he abides by traffic rules safely and safely.
"Assistant No. 1, tell me, where was the error in my calculation? I actually created a new herbivorous life? This is completely different from what I expected. Moreover, I expected it to be mimicry with the appearance of a human, not the appearance of a car. Well, although he had a short-term human form in the process just now, it can't be said to be mimicry that can interfere with the crowd, right? Such a big person, the kind of metal made like a robot."
If she didn't answer Zero at first, she just continued to eat her own fries without saying a word.
Since there is no answer, Zero can only continue to sulk now. When he was taken out, he was too hasty and did not carry any data at all. If you want to know what happened, you will probably only be able to figure it out after you get home.
“……………………………By the way, Assistant No. 1, you go home first.”
Turning his head first and looking at Zero.
"After you go home, you organize everything that needs to be sorted out and then classify it separately. You want to arrange all the data that I have created and passed through the birth of this new life. I hope that after I go back, I will be able to see a reasonable form immediately."
“………………………Master, your safety…”
The first words just came to her mouth, but just as she was about to continue speaking, her dark green pupils looked at the car she was riding now. Now, the little golden cup just now had turned into a Santana, driving leisurely.
"Hmm? What do you want to say?"
Zero was immersed in his own thoughts and did not notice what Chu said. However, when he asked again, Chu shook his head and said, "I understand. I'll go home now."
The car stopped slowly and opened the door. After getting off the car, it immediately disappeared, flew into the air, and went home.
In the setting sun, Zero continued to sit in the driver's seat of this new life, watching it sway its butt with the sound of music, and perform some "not so safe" driving behavior.
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It was dark, and Zero tear open the bread he bought in the supermarket and ate it bite by bit.
But to be honest, there is one advantage now, that is, you don’t have to hold the steering wheel and you can eat while driving.
And no matter what, I, a guy who has no driver's license at all, now has a car of my own, so I don't have to rely on Assistant No. 1 to fly around directly. It's also pretty good.
After listening to the music for a while, the car seemed a little bored. It began to switch to a crosstalk channel, and while listening, it drove forward. When some jokes and laughter appeared inside, the car would suddenly lose control. This really made Zero a little scared.
"Hey, you said, what should I call you?"
In order to prevent the car from getting out of control because of those crosstalks, Zero could only divert its attention.
"boom?"
The front of the car was slightly raised, but soon, it tilted the front of the car and lowered the front of the car again. Under the illumination of the headlights, it turned forward.
"Do you like to ask for a name yourself? One... is not a code name. But then again, human names are code names. Well, at least it can be easier to shout."
“Woooooo~~~?”
At this moment, a convertible sports car appeared in front of the headlights. The newborn immediately deformed, completely exposing Zero to the starry sky, and drove past the side of the sports car.
"Well...you like to turn into a car. Or...what do I call you Carl? Internationally named."
"Woo...woooooooooooo~~~!"
After a moment of hesitation, the front of the car suddenly trembled violently. This trembling made Zero's stomach churn. Well, let's think it was nodding! But this nodding is really uncomfortable.
"Okay, from today on, you... are not allowed to suck... are not allowed to nod! You drive well like a car!... Also, you are not allowed to take the S-shaped road without any trouble, and you must abide by traffic rules!... are not allowed to be cute!... are not allowed to act cute!... are not allowed to act coquettish!... I said it was not right!"
With a thrust, the convertible roadster suddenly stopped. At the time of Zero, it lifted its tires, stepped to the side of the road, and then raised its butt. After a while, a trace of water flew out of its exhaust pipe. After the water flowed, the body trembled and began to drive again.
"………………………………Okay, Carl. It seems we need some time to get to know each other. Then, the main thing is that in my impression, you should be a carnivore, at least, a car that eats meat. I think you should be responsible for the consequences of being a vegetarian. This should be something that has been created in the gene. I will fix these problems, and I promise you that it will definitely turn you into a powerful sports car that specializes in meat."
With a thrust, the convertible sports car accelerated again and galloped under the night road.
"A new news is played below. At noon today, Li Guodong, the current chairman of Li Group, unfortunately died of a sudden myocardial infarction. He was 52 years old. Because of Chairman Li's sudden death, the entire Li Group left behind will be inherited by his son Li Zhendong. Until this news was released, the Li family refused to interview because of excessive grief. In addition, the stocks of many companies under the Li Group have suffered some declines. The company's board of directors decided to hold a board meeting within a week to rediscuss the future prospects of Li Group."
Listening to the news in the news, Zero was a little stunned.
To be honest, he has been immersed in his captive base and various research for a while, and has long been no longer concerned about the school affairs. It was not until he heard this news that he remembered that he had not seen Wu Qianqian for a long time, nor had he seen the future chairman of the Li Group, Li Zhendong.
"Mysterious infarction... Cough... human life is so short. It was only fifty-two years old that he had already passed away early."
Zero sighed, picked up the coffee drink and took a sip, and chewed the bread again. However, Carl didn't seem to like this kind of news much, so he immediately changed the channel and switched to the music channel. No matter what Zero said, it refused to change it back.
"In life, there is nothing more than birth, old age, sickness and death. But during this period, everyone has their own ideas about how to survive."
Zero lifted his glasses slightly, took a sip of coffee, and continued—
"Some people think it should be struggle, some people think it should be tempering. But I always believe that life should be used to enjoy life, not to endure endless pain."
"No one should bear endless suffering at the moment of life. No one should. Even God should not give pain to all human beings in this way."
"So, I want to relieve human suffering and make human beings live extremely happy and happy in the process from birth to death. Let there be no more pain in this world, no more hunger, war, or disaster. There will be no discrimination or sadness. Everyone can leave this world with satisfaction. This is what human life should have."
"What do you think? Carl."
Carl did not answer, and continued to listen to the English songs on the radio, shaking the rear of his car, heading towards home.
Chapter completed!