In early summer, the autumn trees are lush and the summer flowers are fragrant. The boy's enthusiasm and sweat are spread on the court. I don't know how many young wives' spring feelings are seduced. Short skirts and underwear, and beautiful black stockings are shaking all over the campus, which makes the eyes of many older boys blind.

On Wednesday afternoon, the school inspected the high-power electrical appliances in the dormitory. The college issued a notice early, strictly ordering students to stay in the dormitory and wait for the preliminary inspection. Just after twelve o'clock, leaders of various colleges and traitors from the student union were dispatched together, and their formation was comparable to the Tian Dynasty government's anti-pornography and illegal activities. In an instant, the dormitory buildings were in chaos and flew over.

Waiting for the time of the leader's inspection, Wang Heidi, a senior prospective graduate who could not stand the loneliness, called his friends in the senior group, and entered the Noxus area of ​​the League of Legends together. Seeing the game entering the rhythm of 20 shots, Heidi's little girlfriend called over regardless of the situation and reported the bad news to Heidi in a vague manner.

"I'm pregnant." My girlfriend's nightingale-like voice seemed to have carried tens of millions of volts of high voltage electricity, which shocked the rich and handsome Wang Heidi to death, and the otaku's big heart was shattered all over the floor.

Last month, the tall, rich and handsome Wang Heidi couldn't resist her girlfriend's soft temper and went to Huangshan to talk about life and ideals with her girlfriend for a walk. The so-called otaku went out with a lot of jokes, but as expected, when Wang Heidi was greedy for a moment of pleasure, she ignored safety measures because she was greedy for a moment. As a result... Thinking of this, Wang Heidi couldn't help but slapped him.

If Wang Heidi's father, who is an official and his mother, who is an entrepreneur, works as a part-time member of the Provincial CPPCC, knew about this, he would have carried him and his girlfriend to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the procedures without saying a word. If his girlfriend's father, who is a judge and his mother, who is working in the Discipline Inspection Commission, knew about this, he would have to be punished on his girlfriend's toilet without saying anything.

"Are you sure?" Wang Heidi almost cried. He was still young, he still had a lot of time and energy to squander. He still had great and noble ideals than Lei Feng's spirit and greatness and lofty ideals to pursue. He didn't want his husband, father, and son-in-law to bind his unbridled youth.

"I'm sorry, the child's father is decisive in his surname Wang..." With the unique cleverness of the girl, his girlfriend's words are very arrogant.

The little girlfriend's answer was called Wang Heidi and she was crying without tears. Wang Heidi's face was red and her breathing was not smooth, her blood pressure soared sharply. She replied without thinking and then hung up the phone roughly.

"Wife, I'll talk in ten minutes later. I need a bottle of Red Star Erguotou now."

Wang Heidi didn't need to drink to suppress her fear. He saw him squatting on the floor with a painful head, squatting on the floor, and then he opened Baidu. Within a few microseconds of clicking the left mouse button, thousands of reasons to persuade his girlfriend to have an abortion had already come to his mind. Wang Heidi smiled proudly, let out a long breath, pulled out a bottle of unfinished pine nuts from the garbage dump, and sprinkled it on his clothes.

My girlfriend is a student from a nearby medical university. After leaving the main entrance of the school, she crossed the overpass and arrived at her school. Heidi was like a revolutionary martyr who was about to rush to the execution ground, moving towards the overpass step by step amid the tragic sound of traffic.

When Wang Heidi stepped onto the overpass, he vaguely noticed an abnormality: the old man who used to squat on the overpass and played the erhu and beggar disappeared, and was replaced by a grey-robed Taoist who was unkempt and dressed in a dress comparable to Cialis, and exuded a strong postmodern atmosphere from the inside out.

The old Taoist, who was crooked and had a fairy-like appearance, set up a small stall on the overpass, and there were random books on the stalls that were pirated street stalls, and a mysterious Tai Chi Bagua diagram. Yes, it can also be said that it was the national flag of the Bangzi Kingdom.

There were many pedestrians coming and going. Perhaps the Marxist atheist education in the Celestial Empire played a role, and college students who liked to hunt curiosity did not stop and see the truth. The old Taoist business was deserted, but he didn't care. In the leisurely sunshine in the early summer afternoon, the old Taoist sat leisurely on a small stool, combed his head to combed the lice in his messy hair.

"Taoist, let's give us a divination..." Wang Heidi couldn't help but feel sad when she thought of a free life that might end early. As a college student in the new era major in psychology and a high personality, the elite of the Celestial Empire armed by the Party and the State armed with the thoughts of Mao Taizu and Deng Weiren of Marxism-Leninism, the rational Wang Heidi decisively asked for help from Taishang Laojun on the spot.

"I see that your imperial hall is black and bad luck touches your eyebrows. There must be a bloody disaster recently." Such Zen techniques did not ejaculate from the old Taoist priest's mouth. The old Taoist priest raised his head slightly and looked at Wang Heidi, and said innocently: "I can't tell fortunes..."

"I'll circle you, you cross!" The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, Wang Heidi, full of hope, said furiously.

"Although I can't tell fortunes, I can fulfill your dream." The old Taoist shrugged and pointed at the two lines of crooked brush calligraphy on the broken wooden board and replied in a very stinky way.

There was a broken wooden board under the Taoist priest's lame stool, with eight large chalk words "Party A and Party B, fulfill your dream."

"Oh? That's a good relationship..." Wang Heidi simply and stubbornly thought that the Taoist priest who could not tell fortunes was not a good Taoist priest. However, since the Taoist priest spoke, Wang Heidi threw the date with his little girlfriend aside and said enthusiastically: "Taoist, I have a dream. I dream that I can land on Mars, or let my little girlfriend go to Mars..."

Wang Heidi blurted out. For a moment, Heidi even thought he was Martin Luther King, the American imperialist. Mars is a good place. According to the Exploration and Discovery Column Group of CCTV Science and Education Channel, it was a barren land full of aliens. No one in that place would interfere with his depraved and powerful life.

"That depends on NASA's manned landing on Mars plan." The old Taoist priest who has watched several seasons of "News Broadcast" shrugged and said seriously.

"Uh..." The old Taoist priest said something amazing. Wang Heidi was almost certain that he was a liar in the world. Since he was a liar, as the prospective son-in-law of the judge and the official of the Discipline Inspection Commission, Wang Heidi naturally dared to straighten his back and sarcastically with a condescending tone. "When the Americans land on Mars, I'm afraid my children will be seventy-year-old and eighty-year-old!"

"I can't tell fortunes in my life and don't lie. I only realize a dream for those who are destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined to be destined

"Oh?" Wang Heidi resisted the impulse to summon the paramilitary troops of the Celestial Dynasty - China Urban Management, scratched the otaku's white head and said indifferently: "Okay, my wish is to travel through time...I want to travel through time..."

The time-travel novels on Qidian.com are like crossing the river. Mango TV’s Qing Palace time-travel drama is overwhelming, and Qixi’s time-travel advertisements are always cute. In addition, Wang Heidi is recently following the eunuch Oscar’s time-travel stream of consciousness novels, so Wang Heidi is not attracted by time-travel.

"What's the thing about traveling through time?" Wang Heidi's new-temporary wish caught the old Taoist priest off guard. In order to conceal his lack of understanding of popular elements, the old Taoist priest insisted on himself: "Why aren't there endless wealth, countless power and countless romanticism?"

"Daoist, aren't you just fulfilling a dream for others? If you make a wish according to your method, it's nothing more than money, beauty, and power. Unfortunately, I want all these three." Wang Heidi was like a shrewd and merciless businessman, and said with a smug face of the little citizen: "The ancient poem says: 'Why not a man brings Wu Gou and collects the fifty states of Guanshan Mountains.' It's great to travel through time. It can get rid of my clingy little girlfriend, a strict father who pursues stick education and a nagging mother, and it does not prevent me from making achievements and galloping on the battlefield, lying drunk on the beautiful knees, awakening the power of the world, and realizing the value of an otaku. I can even make me punch the Japanese island, step on the United States, destroy polar bears in the north, slaughter Indonesian monkeys in the south, and unify the world for thousands of years..."

Wang Heidi became more and more excited as she spoke. She couldn't help but imagine a beautiful picture of Athena Chu on her side, wearing golden armor, carrying colorful auspicious clouds, accompanied by the ground and millions of mechanized armies, lying on the battlefield to enjoy her life. Thinking of this, the bloody Wang Heidi's blood seemed to boil, dancing and saliva flying.

"As you wish..." Wang Heidi was determined to travel through time. The old Taoist, who was very fairy-looking, twitched slightly, and said helplessly with his teeth.

As soon as the old Taoist priest finished speaking, the earth was shaking in an instant, and the sky suddenly became shaking. The concrete blocks on the overpass began to peel off wildly, and the oil road turned into a black river in an instant. The clear sky became dark and dark, and the old trees next to the road faded and bloomed again and again, and repeated. Wang Heidi, with thick lines, finally realized that the old Taoist priest did not lie, and time and space travel was just Einstein's fantasy.

Wang Heidi remembered something. He held the iron railing of the overpass and looked for the figure of the old Taoist priest, shouting: "Hey, Taoist priest, wait, don't rush to wear it. I haven't said what dynasty I want to go to..."

The bright overpass disappeared, the old gray-robed Taoist disappeared, the towering street lamp pole collapsed, and the exquisite hit Wang Heidi. Wang Heidi's eyes turned black and he knew nothing.

****

"Heidi, are we having a good relationship?"

It is like a long and long dream, with the songs of childhood, the stories of sailors, the lights of warships and the sound of rumbling coastal cannons; the quiet Baltic Sea, cornflowers and lush cypresses all over the mountains; the white Nicholas Cathedral, noisy steam locomotives and shuttle buses; the old navy father with a stubborn personality and never admit defeat, and the mother with a bad health; the sweet kiss of a girl under an old oak tree, and the poverty that cannot be escaped in the shanty towns in the lower-level area.

Countless fragments of memory poured into Heidi's mind, and memories of the past and present life were intertwined and entangled, making Heidi unable to tell which are dreams and which are reality.

"Just like this? Now are we an individual solo business like Zhuang Wenge, or the second-generation official in "Beiyang"; a potential stock in "Official Business" or a rich second-generation in "Prosperous Official Business"?" The fantasy time travel experience, a strange and unknown environment, and a great era within reach, all of this made Wang Heidi's blood boil and blood thrill.

The bright overpass disappeared, and the old Taoist of gray robe disappeared. Wang Heidi, who had calmed down, finally had time to examine the environment she was in. In front of her was a broken wooden shed with less than 30 square meters of wind, and an old bed scattered in the house that was shaking and creaking when she turned over, a thin quilt that seemed to have not been sunburned for a long time, and a small dining table with a table calendar and bandage potion, a small coal stove with charcoal fire, and a kerosene lamp without lamp oil. The bitter cold wind raged in the small room, and the strong smell of the potion and the biting cold smell were spreading.

"The owner of this body seems to be in a bad family. Well, you should refer to the plot of "The Son-in-law". "It is not a child from a high-ranking official and wealthy family. This means that Wang Heidi's struggle history in another world will cause many hardships. This is called Wang Heidi, who has always been lazy and lazy, a little unhappy. Wang Heidi rubbed his head, which was aching, and clenched his fists to cheer himself up.

The choking fire not only did not bring warmth, but even choked the pretentious Wang Heidi half-death. Wang Heidi tightened the slightly thin quilt and leaned over to grab the calendar on the small dining table. It was a German calendar, which was displayed on January 9, 1894.

On January 9, 1894, the rebellion of the Dongxue Party of Korea was about to begin. On the eve of the Sino-Japanese War of 1895 in the late Qing Dynasty, the old Taoist priest did a good job, and it was impossible to say at this time. It was a good opportunity to use our strength to plagiarize and deceive and achieve great fame. While Wang Heidi was busy looking forward to his historical meeting with Li Zhongtang and Deng Yingxiong, he covered his head with a thick bandage and recalled the major events that happened this year and the plot of the novel "Dragon Flag". Even the amazing fact that he could understand German was not noticed. You know, Wang Heidi was a foreign language idiot who had never even had a CET-4 in four years in college.

Wang Heidi was so fucked and recalled the knowledge he learned in history class, but finally realized that he had already thrown the common sense of history into Java. In the depressed three years of high school and four years of desolate university, Wang Heidi's knowledge base was so pale that only a few words left.

"It's a little trouble, a little trouble..." Wang Heidi vaguely felt that time travel was not something he could do with his talent. Wang Heidi, who was panicked, got up in a hurry, trying to determine whether his place was safe. China was famous for being in chaos in the late Qing Dynasty. If a man had not made any achievements, don't call the gang of black conscience traffickers from Guangdong and Fujian to traffic to the United States as piglets. That would have become the biggest joke of the fashion time traveler.

Wang Heidi stumbled out the door, and a floor-to-ceiling mirror was placed behind the long clothes hanger at the door of the wooden shed. Wang Heidi's gaze stopped for a moment on the floor-to-ceiling mirror and then instantly became petrified.

"What? Traveling through time, why did you change your skin color? History is not good at all, and you travel abroad. Stinky Taoist priest, aren't you playing with me?!" The white boy in the mirror had flowing wheat blond hair, sapphire blue pupils, and thick bandages on his head pinched his face hard, with a look of a ghost during the day.

"Oh, God..." The woman's crying joy came from outside the door. The next second, a middle-aged woman wearing a rag floral dress, pale and thin face rushed into the door and hugged Wang Heidi in her arms regardless of the matter. "Heidi, my child, you finally woke up..."

Wang Heidi hid in the arms of a middle-aged woman at a loss. He suddenly thought of a very realistic problem: time travel is indeed a very exciting thing, but the old Taoist priest seemed to have forgotten to explain how to go back...

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