Chapter 362 It's West Lake March Day
After Zhang Taihei appeared, the morale of the disciples of the Dirty Clothing Sect was greatly improved. Some of them were preparing to join the Clean Clothing Sect and secretly returned to the Clean Clothing Sect. Zhang Taihei looked around and said calmly that for hundreds of years, there have been constant disputes between the Clean Clothing Sect and the Clean Clothing Sect. After Zhang's careful study, he finally realized the truth.
Li Taibai asked, what do you say?
Zhang Tai's underworld, the root of the struggle between the two factions is not because of clothing issues or because of different begging concepts. These are superficial issues. We look at the essence through phenomena, and ultimately, it is because of interests.
Li Taibai snorted coldly, saying that he didn't say anything.
Zhang Tai's underworld, why not make a bet. This time, we attack the Demon Cult, the Dirty Cult, and the Clean Cult Sect. Who will kill more demons in the Demon Cult? Who will decide the final decision in the Wuxi City world in the future?
Li Taibai smiled and said, "I'm afraid you won't do it." The disciples of the Jingyi Sect obeyed the orders. All the disciples who signed up to attack the Demon Sect would be rewarded with 5 taels of silver for each person they killed!
Zhang Taihei sneered, "The Pure Clothing Sect has Murong Villa to support you. My Dirty Clothing Sect is not a vegetarian. The disciples of the Dirty Clothing Sect obey orders and sign up to attack the disciples of the Demon Cult. For each person they kill, they will be rewarded with a bottle of Libai laundry detergent!
When the two group leaders were at a strife, a monk and a woman walked out of the crowd, holding a broom. The sweeping monk walked to Zhang Taihei and pointed at the bottle and asked, "Do you still want this empty bottle?"
Zhang Taihei said, you are a stinky person, get out of here.
The sweeping monk said, you can insult me, but you can’t insult us sanitation workers. Let me tell you the truth, the garbage in Xingzilin is under my control, and no one can take it away! Otherwise, I will let my senior brother come out and beat you up.
Who is your senior brother?
My senior brother swept the floor in the Sutra Library of Shaolin Temple.
Zhang Taihei threw out a few copper plates and said, "Can you calm down if you buy these copper plates?" The sweeping monk refused to let go. Zhang Taihei was impatient and kicked him a few feet away. The sweeping woman went over and helped the sweeping monk up. Are you okay?"
The sweeping monk said he could not die, but the bottle seemed to be too late. The sweeping monk said, "It's not a big deal, it's ours." After that, he helped the sweeping monk walk towards the periphery."
After the two of them had a stir, Zhang Taihei asked, where did I just talk about it? A disciple reminded me, laundry detergent!
Yes! Moses crossed the Black Sea in the West, and only the dirty clothes broke into the Demon Mountain. Dear brothers...
Outside the apricot forest, the sweeper called a lion's roar, and the urban management is here!
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a stir. The disciples of the Dirty Clothing Sect and the Clean Clothing Sect fled one after another. Ten breaths later, the Xingzilin Square was filled with broken bowls, rotten cloth, and straw sandals.
The sweeper came over with the sweeper, picked up the empty bottle, put it into the basket, and said, "I said everything, no one of us can take it away."
The Xingzilin Beggars' Sect Conference ended in a farce, but the dirty clothes sect and the clean clothes sect were in secret. Lu Xiaojiu said that the two factions decided to send fifty people to participate in the Demon-Demon Alliance, go to Putuo Mountain together, and also signed up for me. I said I am not from the Beggars' Sect, so how can you sign up for me?
Lu Xiaojiu said, "You think the Beggars' Sect wants to enter. I asked Master Zhang for a long time to get this indicator. Don't say that there are good things, brothers don't think of you. This trip will cost at least five or six taels of silver, which is not better than begging for food in the city?" Logically speaking, if you join the Beggars' Sect, you need to organize an incoming ceremony. For your high martial arts skills, the gang decided to join you on the front line, which can be considered as doing your part for the Beggars' Sect.
I was speechless and thought that I would go to Putuo Mountain anyway. For Lu Xiaojiu's enthusiasm, I will agree. Then Lu Xiaojiu said, "You can kill a few more disciples of the Demon Sect, and I will get a commission for the money you earn."
I looked dark, it turns out that you are taking me as your offline.
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) Lu Xiaojiu said, don’t worry, you say it’s a slap in the devil’s sect, so everyone just rushes over to join in the fun and get acquainted with the qualifications. In the future, when evaluating the second bag of disciples, you should also look better on your resume. If you really start a war with the devil’s sect, there will be heroes from Murong Villa and the top ten sects. It’s not our turn to take action. At that time, we just need to shake the flag and shout.
That night, Lu Xiaojiu took me to the Land Temple, where the disciples of the dirty clothes sect organized a oath-taking ceremony. More than ten beggars holding quick-plated sings: flags are flying, mountains are roaring, and the princes are playing entrepreneurial songs; they are eyeing each other and ready to sing, and the heroes sing the song of the wind.
The scene was very lively, Zhang Taigang, we gathered together tonight to see off our soldiers on the expedition. I wish you all good results in Putuo Mountain!
I don’t know where he made a big pot, stewed a cowhide belt, and put a bunch of grass roots. No one of the disciples of the dirty clothes sect served a bowl, and stood there in one go.
Humanely, why are they all grassroots?
Zhang Tai's gangster, whether it is hard or not, think about the Red Army's 25,000, whether it is tired or not, think about the revolutionary seniors. Tonight, everyone eats grass for the sake of the brothers eating meat next year. Come and do this bowl of porridge and send it to you!
I whispered, why did this sound so awkward?
Lu Xiaojiu said absent-mindedly, just think he was just making a fart. Then he said, Brother Qin, I heard that the demon sect is cruel and ruthless, and he kills people like a terrible person, but it is true?
I said it wasn't the case, at least the few I knew weren't like that.
Lu Xiaojiu said in a sneer, that's good.
What's wrong? I admit defeat before I even set off?
Lu Xiaojiu said that's not the case. There is a tall man who stands up to him when the sky falls. What are I afraid of? A man is a real man who lives as a horse and carries a body. How can our children in the world be greedy for life and fear death?
I joked, why are your legs shaking?
Lu Xiaojiu rolled her eyes and thought about how to go south to kill the demon demon sect. Am I so excited?
Early the next morning, under Zhang Taihei's leadership, the disciples of the dirty clothes sect held a white cloth with a crooked and sang the lotus fall and left Wuxi City. Lu Xiaojiu and I rode the reed flowers and followed from afar.
This team went south and begging all the way, which was lively. However, the Beggars' Gang team was a mob, and everyone performed their own duties in Wuxi City. Fortunately, after they came out, it would be less convenient to discipline them.
Along the way, these disciples did a lot of sneaking things, and were driven away by local governments wherever they went. On the way, they heard a lot of bad deeds of the Demon Sect, and there were many people who were wandering around halfway. When they arrived in Hangzhou half a month later, there were less than twenty disciples following Zhang Taihei. Zhang Taihei was also quite annoyed about this.
There is paradise above and Suhang below. When we arrived at West Lake that day, we saw that we were not very busy, Zhang Taihei decided to take two days off and gave the disciples of the Beggars' Gang two days off. Everyone was rushing on weekdays, but this holiday immediately scattered everywhere, occupying the major attractions around the West Lake, using all their strength to start begging.
Lu Xiaojiu insisted on going to Leifeng Pagoda to burn incense and said he wanted to worship Bai Niangniang. I said strangely, "You beggar, why are you going to worship her?" Lu Xiaojiu smiled. There are many people there, and they are all good men and women, and there are many fat sheep. When begging, the success rate is higher."
Leifeng Pagoda is located in the southeast corner of West Lake. It is said to be built to commemorate a man named Leifeng. Under the tower is Bai Snake, the first nail house in Hangzhou.
It was March Day in West Lake. The two of them came to the scenic area and saw people burning incense. Lu Xiaojiu was hiking around among the crowd. Without a long time, he took three or four cash bags in his hand and threw the silver money into the donation box.
I said you are not afraid of retribution when you take off your bag in front of the Buddha. Lu Xiaojiuman is not here
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) Look at these so-called good men and women who ask for blessings from White Lady, but they are very stingy when donating money. I did this to accumulate virtue for them.
When I arrived at the White Lady Temple, Lu Xiaojiu was about to worship, but a monk with a gloomy face came and said, "Kowtow not burning incense is like being in vain." I saw that the two donors have a deep blessing, so why would they have two sticks of incense?"
I asked you how you sold this fragrance?
The monk said it was not that it was vulgar. It was not that the fragrance could not be said to be a business, but to invite it. I wonder if the two of them were seeking marriage, official positions, or wealth?
I said, what's the point here?
The monk said that the emphasis on the inside is that he is too big. He seeks marriage and uses the fragrance of yin and yang, which means the blending of yin and yang. If he seeks official positions, he uses the fragrance of stronomy and magnificence, and uses the fragrance of quaternary holes.
Lu Xiaojiu asked again, how much does it cost to hire?
The monk said the Buddha's name and said let it go. The two of you looked at it.
Lu Xiaojiu took out a copper coin from his arms and said I was asking for money.
The monk hummed with a nose, "Little donor, sincerity will make you feel good."
Lu Xiaojiu thought about it, it was right. We looked too stingy with a copper plate. In this way, I would add another copper plate.
The monk puts his hands together, it doesn’t matter how much money you have. The key is that sincerity will make you feel good. Burning incense and worshiping Buddha cannot just look at how much you get from Buddha, but also ask how much you contribute to Buddha.
Lu Xiaojiu hesitated for a moment, then put the copper coin in his pocket, saying that the master is right, talking about money is too vulgar, I have a pious heart.
The monk said coldly, are you two sincere?
Lu Xiaojiu said it was right, I am sincere.
Carefully make trouble?
I said that the master is a person outside the world, so it would be wrong to say that.
The monk said that I saw you two bad luck and wanted to help you two, but I didn’t know that you were not grateful, but also didn’t know how to blaspheme the gods, and I was really angry.
When the monk knocked on the table, more than a dozen burly monks held a stick in their hands and surrounded me in the middle. One of them had a greasy face and a roast chicken leg was exposed in his arms.
Today, the temple is hosting an event. Gao Xiang buys two and one free. You two take out two taels of silver. You just pretend that this has never happened. Otherwise, don’t blame us the three heroes of Lei Feng for being polite.
I said you might as well grab the money.
Lu Xiaojiu's eyes were circling, and she didn't know what she was thinking. Seeing this, she changed her words. After listening to the lectures of several masters, she suddenly realized and sighed at the exquisiteness of Buddhism. As she said that, she bowed to the monks repeatedly, then took out two taels of broken silver and handed it over.
When I walked out of the temple, I said that you had just used your trick to steal the sky and change the sun and touched a lot of money. Lu Xiaojiu couldn't help but curse, a group of poor monks, more than a dozen people didn't even have two taels of silver, which made me even pay two coins.
I said you are idle too, and you can't find it if you have nothing to do.
Lu Xiaojiu took out the chicken legs that came from the monk's arms and bitten it. He said, "The scenic spots of West Lake and the sunset of Leifeng are not as good as chicken legs, which can cure the stomach.
At this time, a dozen monks behind him held swords and sticks and chased them behind him, don’t let them run away!
ps: It's the investigation season again, the inspection season, and the inspection season. I have been busy with receptions outside these days. I have been drunk for two consecutive days. Then I went home and wrote drunk and scribbling. I waited until tomorrow to see what I wrote. Speaking of which, in the past few days, Sanguan has been drinking too much and has been getting tooth-ache. The doctor asked me to extract my teeth. The old saying goes, pull out my teeth, throw it on the room, pull it up, and dig it into the pit. Sanguan is preparing to extract the teeth, but when I think about it, I have to dig a pit and bury it. I can't help but have a headache. I write so much, not complaining or asking for monthly tickets, but I just want to ask for an excavator technology. Which excavator technology is better?
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!