Chapter 281 The Bragging Syllogism
I said that I made you laugh. I just got the certificate of departure. Wu Tietou was a little disdainful and turned around and told several people that maybe someone came in through the back door. If you don’t have some real learning, don’t even think about stumble in my Taishan School. As he said that, he turned around and asked Sun Pei, how much is the monthly salary of this Qin teacher?
Sun Peixiu didn’t know whether it was because of his low EQ or intentionality, and said that Teacher Qin’s monthly salary was 500 taels. The other teachers were a little worried. Wu Tieto raised his head, why?
Everyone said, yes, why? Our full-time teaching staff earns only three or four taels per month. He is a newcomer and has just obtained a certificate of departure. Why is it more than us?
Wu Tietou said, a honorary teacher can even get five taels of silver, but I want to weigh you how many pounds you have. I was a little impatient, how to weigh you?
Come and gesture.
I said okay, what do you think you are comparing? Anyway, I don’t know how to deal with swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, halberds, hooks and forks.
There is a teaching teacher, it’s not interesting to compete here, so I went to the Martial Arts Hall to compete. Everyone responded. Originally, this was just a private matter between me and Wu Tietou. After Sun Peifu told my salary, the others were so happy to see that I was defeated.
When I arrived at the Martial Arts Hall, a teacher said to all the disciples, "Don't practice it, get out of the way." Today, there is a teacher competition. When Qin Boyi saw me, his eyes lit up and came over and whispered, "The iron-headed martial arts practiced by Wu, I like to punish us if I have nothing to do, and Qin Daxia helps us vent our anger."
I walked to the hall and said that you are ugly. I will first perform a set of scholar-in-law from the Taishan School. After that, I fastened my cuffs and trousers, posed in a starting position, and punched them down with a punch, and a little sweaty on my forehead.
This set of boxing is an introductory boxing technique in the Taishan School. The moves are simple. When I dropped out of school, I was the one who won the game. As a result, I forgot the moves. Now my martial arts are different now. After many practical battles, I have improved the Xiucai boxing, removing the drought and retaining the essence, and making the game full of vigor.
Seeing this, the disciples applauded, but they didn't expect that an introductory boxing technique would look so good when they fought. Wu Tietou sneered, "I thought I had two moves with such powerful boxing techniques." I said that they were all from the same sects, and they would not look good if anyone lost."
Wu Tietou took care of me and said, "Let's compare strength." As he said that, he came to the stone lock, and he raised two hundred stone locks with two hundred, without changing his face and breathing.
I said that even the big stones on my chest would not be hindered, and I was afraid of a stone lock. So I raised two hundred and ones and asked with a smile. I continued? Without saying a word, Wu Tietou raised another three hundred, and saw sweat on his forehead. After putting it down, he felt proud.
I laughed inwardly and raised another three hundred and one more
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page), always pressing him one. How could Wu Tietou admit defeat? He raised another five hundred more, panting like a cow and sweating profusely. I secretly tried to lift five hundred other ones, always pressing him one. Why did I lift it again and then I scattered my waist.
Wu Tietou said that if he continues to compete like this, he will not be able to decide the winner and lose. This game is considered a draw, so he will compete for archery.
I said okay, why not be fifty steps apart, with apples on top of each other, and target each other? Wu Tietou said he was afraid that you would not succeed.
Both sides took the bow and arrow and walked fifty steps. Wu Tie-tie raised his hand and let out an arrow. The arrow passed through the apple above my head and nailed it to the wall behind.
OK! The cheers came, and Taishan sent the junior brothers and sisters to look at me and gloat. I coughed and said that it was boring to ejaculate like this. It would be better to have some stimulation and blindfolded my eyes.
After saying that, I took a black cloth, blindfolded my eyes, turned around in place for a few times, and I swayed, aimed the arrow at Wu Tietou, and I shot it. The true energy of the Four Lakes was released, locked Wu Tietou, and pulled the bow and arrow all over.
Wu Tietou asked you if you have practiced arrows? Teacher Pang, who taught me archery skills back then, said, "I remember that he barely passed the archery skills by cheating, and asked me to change my grades."
Upon hearing this, Wu Tietou took a few steps back and was about to avoid it. I pretended to slip my hand. Oh, Wu Tietou was about to run, and the arrow was like lightning, and it hit the apple on his head while moving.
You should know that it is already difficult to shoot archery in masks, let alone the arrows appearing when the target moves. They just don’t know whether I have a mask or not after I have practiced the true qi of Jingwei.
Everyone was stunned and behaved, this would be possible. I said it was lucky. Wu Tietou also said that the blind cat met a dead mouse, but this sentence doesn't count.
I thought to myself that you just cooked duck, with a stubborn mouth, and asked, "What do you think you are comparing?" Wu Tietou was at a disadvantage in two games, and was anxious to find the place. He pointed his head and compared who was hard!"
Wu Tietou practiced the Golden Bell Cover Iron Head, and has been practicing oil hammers for many years, and his head is bald and hairless. It is said that this move is very hard, but I still don’t understand that this martial art is both hair-loss and is not practical, and there are so many people practicing it. Is it okay to play with people when fighting in actual martial arts competitions?
There is no need to compare this, my head is not as strong as yours.
Wu Tietou glared at me and admitted defeat before he could compare. As he said that, he picked up a blue brick and slapped it on his head with a bang. The blue bricks were broken into several pieces, and he looked at me, meaning you are here.
I'm not stupid, I compare this with you, so I took out a cooked egg from my arms and knocked it on my forehead, and the egg shattered.
Wu Tietou laughed, smashed eggs on his forehead, you really want to
(This chapter is not finished, please turn the page) came out. I said you are not convinced, so I will try to smash it? Wu Tietou strode to me and sent it forward, come on!
I said, don't blame me for asking for it. I took out another egg, poured some true energy into it, and knocked on his forehead. Suddenly, Wu Tietou's blood flowed, and stars appeared in the corner of his eyes. He walked two steps and fainted on the ground.
I said it was too careless to smash it. Qin Boyi said, "This is not an egg, it is clearly a golden egg." I said right, this is a golden egg.
Sun admired and said a few times. I smiled and bowed to the other teachers. I wonder if the teachers would give me some advice?
Whether it is a Taishan teacher or a sect, the first level is to deal with the situation. Wu Tietou served as a foil, so the other people will naturally not make things difficult for me. As for whether they will compete with me secretly, it is not a question I care about.
Sun admired and said to all the disciples, this is the honorary teacher of my Taishan Sect, and the Qin Sect. If you don’t understand in the sect these days, you can ask Teacher Qin for advice.
Diao Deyi stood aside at some point and coughed a few times. Everyone saluted him and met the leader. Diao Deyi said that this Qin scholar was also from Taishan. Now he has become an executive in the Central Plains Escort Agency. He is also a successful career. Please invite Teacher Qin to speak.
According to his agreement with me, I would like to give lectures to my disciples. I thought to myself that young people today are not good at practicing martial arts when they are studying arts and live a life of slumber. If they don’t give them some work, they will be sorry for my monthly salary.
Although these dozens of taels of silver are nothing based on the current income, mosquito meat is also meat. If you have more skills, you don’t have to worry about being under pressure, and if you have more money, you don’t have to worry about being tired. In this case, bragging is essential in the face of a group of little babies.
According to the speech experience learned secretly from the masters of success, bragging is divided into three steps. The first step is to make the most miserable things you say, the second step is to make the best of what you say, the third step is to make the best of what you say.
I cleared my throat and said, "In the sixth year of Xitai, I went from Taishan Sect to the heart of the world, had a dream of the world, and had two taels of silver in my arms, holding a sword in my hand, and entered the capital alone."
At that time, I had no connections and had no connections. The most difficult days were, I had two meals of pickled vegetables and steamed buns a day, and lived under the overpass. I had to work harder and harder. I found my first job and guarded the house and paid 500 yuan a month.
(Today's social event, it's 12 o'clock when I got home. I will update it for a short chapter. I will make it up tomorrow. I will stop updating it on the first day of August. I won't be so shameless to ask for monthly tickets. Everything will go with the flow.)
(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!