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Chapter 111 The No. 1 Black Shop in Yangzhou

The closer we approached Jinling, the more people there were on the road. There was no martial arts conference held for twenty years. This time, when the hero post was posted, the people from the 18zhou Road, regardless of whether they received invitations or not, flocked to Jinling City.

Once every twenty years, whether it is a hero who has been famous for a long time or a nameless gangster who wanders around the market, if you want to miss this martial arts conference, you know how long it will take to wait. If you don’t show your face at the martial arts conference, you will be familiar with the masters and heroes of the martial arts conference, take a few photos, and feel embarrassed to brag with your friends when you go back.

Jiangnan is not as strict as the capital, and the control of weapons such as swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks is not very strict. The heroes of the Jiangnan region practice martial arts every day and are also very angry. They fight and fight at every turn, which affects innocent people. This made Jiangnan prefect Lu Bendao and asked all yamen to strengthen patrols. If they were to seek trouble, they would arrest them, and for a while, the prisoners in each county were in trouble.

I went to Jinling with Youmu Mai. Yumu Mai did not forget her old career. Along the way, she fooled a few unknown little heroes. The ignorant girl calculated a few divinations and cheated some money.

I asked Teak, you Mayi God can really turn stones into gold, but you know five hundred years above and five hundred years below?

Teak rolled his eyes and said, "If you can turn stones into gold and predict the future, I have already gone to buy lottery tickets, and I still have the same meal as you, but I have not had the last meal?"

What does it mean to cut off life and death in iron mouth? What does it mean to look at the fate and destiny of a person?

Teak Road, you are feudal superstition!

Teak then sighed, and my master said that I was isolated from my birth date and horoscope, and I was born with unlucky fate, but my fate was hard. I either walked on dog shit or was struck by lightning in the past few years. I was used to seeing the widow being caught in the bath. As the saying goes, sometimes you must have it, but no matter how long you are in your destiny, don’t force it.

I said you are superstitious.

We were not walking fast, and we took a ox cart in the middle and walked for more than ten miles. We saw that there were still fifty or sixty miles away from Jinling City, so we decided to find an inn nearby to stay for one night. Youmu said, I have a habit of staying in a hotel, and I have to stay in a black store to ensure safety. If I stay in an ordinary inn, I will either be injured or lose money.

The two of them came to an inn, and teak went up to ask, "Man, are you a black shop?"

The guy said, we are inn officially registered in the yamen. The procedures are complete and the prices are fair. How can we be a black store?

Teak said, that's not going to stop.

The guy watched us leave and muttered behind, "Is there a brain disease?" I was about to turn around and argue, but I was pulled by teak.

I have found an inn. Is this a black shop?

The guy said, what are you kidding? We are doing serious business.

Teak Mu said, it’s not a black shop, so let’s go!

The guy shouted, wait!

Then he whispered, our family opened a black store.

Teak asked, how to prove it?

My man pointed at the door and saw our signature!

I looked up and saw five big words written on it: Yangzhou’s No. 1 Black Store!

The guy asked with a smile: What will brothers do?

Xiumu said, "Open the lock and put the drugs in the trap, and understand a little bit of cheating."

Okay, come with me, apply for the second floor! The boss lady, the guest is here.

I saw a young woman dressed in exposed clothes coming out of the second floor and invited her to the guest. I wonder if you are a kid or staying in a hotel?

I put the salute on the table and said that I would prepare two rooms, so that I could get ten pounds of good wine and meat. What is the most famous thing here?

The boss said, the guest officials don’t know that the human-stewed char siu buns here are the most famous ones in the streets. Why not come and try them in two cages?

Teak Mai looked at the boss's wife and said lustfully, "I see that the boss's wife has a very good bones and is destined to be peach blossoms. Why don't you give you a free divination?"

The boss asked with a smile, are you looking at palmistry or typing?

Teak said with a smile, why not touch the bone?

The boss lady said, "You dare to eat my tofu, aren't you afraid that I'll eat you later?"

Teak, it doesn’t matter if I eat it, just don’t make it into char siu buns.

The boss said that it would be fine if I touch my bones, it would be better to do this. As he said that, he walked to the door and stepped over the threshold with one foot. Asked, Master, do you think I will step in or out next?

I thought to myself that this girl was smart. If Teak said she would step out, she would step out, if she said it, she would come back, it was obvious that she would be trying to trick Teak.

Xiumu didn't get angry and said with a smile, "Boss, you're so embarrassed about me!"

The boss lady said, don’t ask, when will I be fooled by you martial arts warlocks? If you answer, you will be fine. If you can’t answer, you will definitely make you into char siu buns tonight!

Teak took out a pen and ink, wrote a few words on a card, and put it on the table, saying, I have written down the answer, you might as well come and take a look.

Jin Ruyu said, OK. Just as I was about to enter, but it was wrong. You deliberately lied to me to come in, but I was not fooled. I will take the next step.

Teak wood flipped over the sign and saw three words on it: No entry or exit.

Jin Ruyu laughed and said, "I want to fool me, there is no way!"

Teak added two punctuation marks, and the sentence became: Can you enter? Out!

Jin Ruyu said, "You are cheating!" Teak Mudao, I kindly tell fortunes for the girl, but you find a way to cheat the master of the original master. I just used a little trick."

I was secretly prepared and used my skills to check the surrounding situation. When I heard someone sharpening the knife next door, a gang said that if I pressed this Yin-Yang pot, it was a sweating pill, and if I didn't pressed, it would be myrrh. Do you remember it? Another person said, remember it.

In a moment, a honest and stupid man brought a pot of wine. Jin Ruyu said I would pour it, and then poured three glasses of wine. I saw him pressing the mechanism of the Yin-Yang pot while pouring wine for us. Teak and Ma Yi walked around the world and cheated him for several years. Wouldn't he not know the trick?

Jin Ruyu said, come on, why not the two heroes, why not the little girl should give you a cup first?

I asked on purpose, there is no sweating pill in this wine, right?

Jin Ruyu said, I'll do it first, if there is a sweat medicine in the wine, I will thunder in the sky. The outside suddenly rumbling, and Jin Ruyu was stunned.

Xiumu said, "Why don't I make a trick?" He put three glasses of wine in front of us. As we watched, we quickly exchanged the positions of the cups with our hands, and then asked Jin Ruyu, "Can you guess which glass of wine is yours?"

Jin Ruyu looked embarrassed, and I smiled and said, "Why do I do it first." He picked up a glass of wine and drank it all in one go. He said that he had been insomnia recently and could have a good sleep if he had sweating pills. But he laughed in his heart. After all, I was a person who had taken Huoxiang Zhengqi Pills, so how could he be plotted by your tricks like the world.

Teak looked at Jin Ruyu and said, "There are two more cups left, you can choose first, and I will drink the rest."

Jin Ruyu reached out to pick up a cup, and Xiumu asked with a smile, are you sure? Jin Ruyu hesitated for a while, and changed another cup, Xiumu asked again, "I won't change it anymore, right?" Jin Ruyu nodded, not changing it anymore."

Teak picked up the wine glass and came, cheers!

Jin Ruyu suddenly said, "Why don't we have a glass of wine." Youmu said it was okay. As they said that, they got up and drank around their arms. Before putting down the wine glass, Youmu wiped oil on Jin Ruyu's chest.

Put down the wine glass, the three of them ate a few pieces of beef together. After half of the incense stick, they fell down softly like gold and jade.

I said, how do you know which drugged it?
Chapter completed!
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