Chapter 96: It's Not Because You Are Not Good-looking
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Yang Xiao clenched his fists tightly and stared at Xu Yan fiercely. He was defeated in the field he was best at. He was reminded again and again, sprinkling salt on the wounds over and over again. This made him feel so angry that he wanted to use his soles to measure Xu Yan's face.
"Looking at your appearance of wanting to eat people, you won't be able to lose and want to fight, right?" Xu Yan smiled coldly, hooked his fingers and said provocatively: "Come on, I'll give you one hand!"
When they heard Xu Yan say this, the team leader was shocked. It was difficult to transfer the competition event to the military event. If this event was returned, they would really cry without tears. Therefore, the few people did not dare to neglect and acted quickly. The two stepped forward and pulled Yang Xiao away, while the other people came to Xu Yan. One of them said: "We have admitted defeat in this game!"
"Is that right? I think he is very dissatisfied and looks like he wants to fight, or he is fighting?" Xu Yan was unyielding and grasped this matter. Compared with competitions in unknown fields, it is more confident in military events.
The group of squad leaders were not fools, of course they would not let Xu Yan get what they wanted. They refused firmly, scolded Yang Xiao, and proposed a new competition, proposing to sing in the next competition, and did not give Xu Yan a chance to refuse, and directly called out everyone. They were a soldier named Dong Wenrou.
"Compare singing!" Hearing this, Xu Yan's eyes flashed and he couldn't help but feel guilty. He was extremely smart since childhood. He could learn anything quickly and was good at a lot of things, but singing alone was his weakness. Although it was not to mention the incomplete tone, his sense of music was very poor.
"Dong Wenrou, please give me some advice!" Dong Wenrou stepped forward and said.
"It's easy to talk about, it's easy to talk about." Xu Yan nodded perfunctorily and quickly thought about the countermeasures.
It seemed to see his guilt. A group of squad leaders looked at each other and said excitedly: "Xu Yan, time is precious, why don't we start now. Of course, if you are afraid, just tell us and let's change to other projects."
"I want to change to another project, but now can I say no, obviously I can't, because I admit defeat if I say it. If I admit defeat, I don't have to compare." The thoughts in my mind were shocked, and Xu Yan had no choice but to agree, but he seemed to have no other choice but to agree. However, he was also a bachelor. Seeing Dou Ge's inevitable, he agreed, "A joke, isn't it just Dou Ge? Just compare!"
"Okay, since that's the case, let's start!"
"Wait!" Xu Yan's eyes turned and glanced at Dong Wenrou. Seeing that he seemed a little shady, he immediately noticed. Facing everyone's puzzled eyes, he shouted: "Songs are more good and bad, not like doing exercises. There is a standard answer, right or wrong, good or bad, and it is clear at a glance. Some people may think the same song is good, some may think it is bad, and they are not easy to judge..."
"After saying so much, I can't be afraid!"
"Of course not. I just want to make the judgment clear. We sing is entertainment, and don't score or other things. We should directly take it to attract audiences and laughter. My gentle brother and I stand together and sing. Who can attract more audiences and bring more laughter to everyone, even if who wins, how about it?"
Although Xu Yan's request was strange, it was reasonable. The other party was not easy to refuse, so he nodded and agreed. The two parties negotiated a few more words and quickly finalized the details. They did not need a microphone or a soundtrack, and they sang directly and played freely.
As everyone watched, Xu Yan and Dong Wenrou stood side by side. Dong Wenrou faced the audience, while Xu Yan squinted his eyes and looked at him maliciously.
"Hello everyone, my name is Dong Wenrou. Today I will bring you a green flower in the army. I hope you can like it!" Dong Wenrou spoke softly, with a very star-like voice.
As soon as the sentence ended, Xu Yan interrupted, "I think you should sing 'just like your gentleness'. This song is more in line with your name!"
Ha ha!
Listening to what Xu Yan said was interesting, a burst of cheerful laughter suddenly broke out in the crowd.
"Xu Yan, we are fighting songs, not talking nonsense. Don't make jokes here, tell me what song you want to sing." A squad leader shouted.
"What's the hurry? I'll just liven up the atmosphere!" Xu Yan said with a smile, and then said, "I want to bring you an adapted version of 'It's not because you're not good-looking'."
This is a rap song. Xu Yan's family knows his own affairs and knows that if he compares singing skills, he has little chance of winning, so he chose a rap song.
After the opening remarks, the two began to fight.
Dong Wenrou was brewing for a moment and started singing, "The cold wind drifts off the fallen leaves, the army is a green flower. Dear comrade, don't miss home, don't miss mother..."
Experts can tell if there is any problem. As soon as Dong Wenrou opened her mouth, her unique voice and emotional voice won a lot of praise, winning everyone's shouts.
At this moment, Xu Yan's rap also began, "Today I will tell you a sad story, why was he rejected by Aries? Isn't it because you are not good-looking! Why was he rejected by Sagittarius? Isn't it because you are not good-looking..."
With just a few sentences, Xu Yan's playful and funny rap lyrics attracted everyone's eyes. He spoke like a crossbow arrow, and raps came out of his mouth, "Why were you rejected by Scorpio women? It's not because you are not good-looking! Why were you rejected by Aquarius women? It's not because you are not good-looking! Why have you never had a partner for so long? It's not because you are not good-looking..."
When he sang a short paragraph, Dong Wenrou's army green flowers sang less than ten sentences, and his voice was completely suppressed.
Xu Yan was greatly encouraged. He turned to Dong Wenrou, pointed at his face, and continued to sing: "Why are she indifferent when confessing? It's not because you are not good-looking! Why do you always feel the excuse? It's not because you are not good-looking! Why are you not completely enlightened? It's because you are not good-looking..."
The lines that were funny made everyone laugh, while Dong Wenrou's eyelids twitched and her breath began to become unstable, which was obviously greatly influenced by Xu Yan.
"I don't believe you can bear it!" Xu Yan sneered in his heart, his eyes turned, his rap speed increased a few points, and he also adjusted the rap lyrics slightly, turning it into some specific lines because you are not good-looking, such as it is because your eyes are too small, your mouth is too big, or your nose is too crooked, and every time he sang a sentence, his eyes fell on the corresponding part of Dong Wenrou's body, which was very targeted!
Chapter completed!