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Chapter 339: Don't be afraid, I'm not here to catch rape!

"Miss, you have a bad omen, a big breasted cover..."

Luo Yifei said to the girl with big breasts, saying that he was serious, but his stingy eyes stared straight at the girl's breasts. The pair of plump breasts seemed to be out of gravity, and they stood up high against the laws of mechanics. The deep ravines between them were filled with unspeakable charm. While attracting Luo Yifei's gaze, it also made him think about it. ↖小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小�

Gulu!

Under visual stimulation, Luo Yifei couldn't help swallowing a saliva and told him rationally that it is not the time to look at this, and it is more important to do the main business, but he still took a look, two eyes, three or four eyes...

Until two cold lights shot, Luo Yifei suddenly raised his head, but saw a big-breasted girl staring at him fiercely, her palms raised high.

Bang!

The crisp slap sounded and accompanied by the angry scolding of "stinky hooligan", Luo Yifei's cheeks became red and swollen in an instant.

Luo Yifei was stunned, and a tide of grievances surged in his heart. Why is this happening again?

Last time, when he was making a bun and pickled meat, he completely imitated Xu Yan. As a result, others invited Xu Yan to eat bun and pickled meat. Not only did he not attract others to invite him, he instead invited others without money, and was despised by the boss. Last time, Xu Yan threw money and attracted the rich to spend money, but he followed suit, let alone attracted the rich to spend money, even his 100 yuan capital was picked up. Now, even though he was clearly watching Zhang Sheng make money as a charlatan, he also said that others were in great danger at the beginning, but why did he get slapped when he got here?

Why?

Is it because he is not the protagonist and does not have the so-called protagonist halo? Or is it because the script is opened incorrectly?

Luo Yifei was puzzled and was even more reluctant to admit his failure. If Xu Yan could do it, it would be fine if he couldn't do it. Now Zhang Sheng could do it, he couldn't do it. This is too unreasonable, it's unbearable!

So after Luo Yifei was beaten, he not only did not retreat, but instead stopped the girl with big breasts again and explained seriously: "Girl, I didn't lie to you. You really have a bad omen. The big breasts are covered, I don't believe you..."

Luo Yifei glanced at the big-breasted girl's chest and was about to tell the theory she learned from Zhang Sheng. But before she could finish her speech, the big-breasted girl raised her palm again.

Bang!

Luo Yifei slapped him again, and the two slaps were connected together, and some parts overlapped, making them red, looking very beautiful.

"Stupid hooligan!" The big-breasted girl stared at her eyes wide, and she drew out Luo Yifei with a fierce look, and cursed again.

This slap stunned Luo Yifei and made him angry. He kindly reminded him that although he had the idea of ​​deceiving, he could not hit him again and again.

"I said, why are you like this? I kindly reminded you, telling you that there are signs of great danger, and want to remind you to avoid a disaster. Why do you hit people again and again?" Luo Yifei asked.

"Bah, a stinky hooligan. You are so big-breasted. Your whole family is so big-breasted..." The girl with big-breasted spat at him. The more she spoke, the more angry she became, and her palm rose again.

If Luo Yifei was hit again this time, the soldiers of this year would be in vain. He grabbed the girl's wrist and was about to refute a few words, but suddenly realized that the girl with big breasts had misunderstood, and the misunderstanding that he was talking about her breasts.

As soon as he thought of this, Luo Yifei's anger dissipated and he quickly explained: "Girl, you misunderstood me. The bad omen I said was not the breast-cover, but the meaning of unknown..."

"open!"

"Girl, you've really misunderstood..."

Bang!

Luo Yifei's explanation was not over yet, but he felt a pain in his crotch. The words behind him turned into a howl. He grabbed the big-breasted girl's hand, let go weakly, clamped his legs, jumped up on the spot, screaming like a castrated rooster.

Ha ha!

The joyful laughter erupted again.

In the hotel, Du Dazhuang and others who had been staring at Luo Yifei's performance burst into laughter for the third time.

"This kid is so funny!"

"Girl, you have a big breast mask. Isn't this asking for a slap yourself?"

"This is the second time I can't draw a tiger but become a dog. I heard a heartbreaking voice."

"I didn't hear the sound of heartbreak, but I heard the sound of egg shattering."

"Haha, that's right, the sound of the egg shattering."

"This is ruthless, I hope he can withstand it."

"You guys are so overwhelming. How can you gloat? Even if you gloat, you have to silence for three seconds for him first!"

"With this IQ, I have less and less hope for him to pass the assessment."

"I'm just the opposite, I'm looking forward to it more and more."

Everyone was laughing, and while being amused by Luo Yifei's actions, they also developed a strong interest in his next actions.

Just as everyone was about to continue staring at Luo Yifei, Du Dazhuang suddenly said, instantly shifting everyone's attention from Luo Yifei and focusing on another person.

That's right, it was Xu Yan who was able to instantly attract everyone's attention from Luo Yifei in this situation. After watching a movie, he finally started to act.

Xu Yan stretched out of the screening hall, glanced left and right, but didn't see Luo Yifei. He couldn't help but mutter: "Where is this mule going? He always loses the chain at critical moments. He is going to start making money, but he is gone... Forget it, don't look for him, go make money!"

Xu Yan's muttering fell into Du Dazhuang and others' ears. Everyone was immediately excited. After waiting for a long time, Xu Yan finally took action again.

"You guess, what method will he use to make money?"

"This kid is weird, I can't guess it, but I think it must be related to the cinema!"

"Look, he entered the screening hall, and entered another screening hall!"

"Hey, he's out..."

Xu Yan entered a screening hall, glanced at it, and soon came out, entered another screening hall, and then came out again...

This was repeated several times. When Xu Yan entered the fourth screening hall, he glanced again and found a couple kissing me forgot. His eyes lit up, and he looked carefully and couldn't help but feel happy.

This pair of men and women, a middle-aged man in his forties, and a beautiful woman in his twenty-seven or eight, is the one who spent money before...

"We are really destined to be!" Xu Yan curled his lips and smiled, took out a camera from his body, and clicked the shutter.

Crack! Crack!

Xu Yan changed more than a dozen angles and took more than twenty photos in a row, recording the scene of a big-bellied middle-aged man with a pretty girl.

The shooting along the way, approaching the two of them all the way. It was not until Xu Yan walked in front of them that the man and woman who were kissing and touching each other forever woke up.

"What are you doing?" The big-bellied middle-aged man was shocked and stared at Xu Yan with vigilance.

"Don't be nervous, I'm either here to catch the adulterer or be entrusted by a friend to collect some emotional photos of men and women. You don't have to pay attention to me, continue!"
Chapter completed!
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