Ha ha!

Everyone burst into laughter.

It is rare to see Xu Yan being defeated and being punished by the company commander to go to the kitchen team. Almost everyone wanted to tease him. When Luo Yifei said something interesting, they immediately laughed. Several people were even making excuses and echoed Luo Yifei's words, "Xu Yan, are you Viagra here? Why are you so hard?"

Who is Xu Yan? He was very upset when he was sent to the kitchen team. He was teased by a group of people to find fault. He curled his lips and smiled, saying, "Is it hard?"

"Of course!" Luo Yifei nodded, and a group of people agreed.

Xu Yan's eyes swept across everyone's faces, and when he saw everyone laughing happily, a sly flashed in his eyes, he thought to himself that you could still laugh later.

Then, under everyone's eyes, he spoke slowly and said, "It's okay to be tough. You guys will be soft when you blow it!"

It’s okay to be tough, you can blow it, and it will be soft!

Xu Yan's words sounded, but they were not loud, but they fell into everyone's ears, but they were like a thunder. The thunder made everyone burn out on the outside and the inside, and the crowd fell into silence in an instant.

hiss!

After a brief silence, a sound of gasping came, and then the crowd became noisy like a burst of noise.

Luo Yifei and his men's smiles were stiff and they couldn't laugh at all, but a group of onlookers burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, it's so funny!"

"The gods are really gods. This reply is simply amazing!"

"Have you put Viagra in front of you? Why are you so hard? It's okay to be hard, you will be soft if you blow it... Haha, it's so classic."

"Mule, it doesn't matter if the noodles are hard. If you blow, you will become soft!"

Everyone was talking and talking. Some praised Xu Yan's replies, while some people who were familiar with Luo Yifei began to tease him in turn.

Luo Yifei raised his chopsticks and condensed in the air. It was not just about picking noodles, nor was it just about picking noodles. It was a pity that he would not eat noodles, but he would be ridiculed and be in a dilemma.

In the end, the desire in the stomach defeated the face. Luo Yifei spat at everyone, stretched out his chopsticks and picked up the noodles, and made a gesture to send them to his mouth.

At this moment, Lu Xiaolin shouted: "Mule, Xu Yan is hard below. If you blow, you will be soft!"

Click!

Luo Yifei shook his chopsticks. The noodles fell back into the bowl. He glared at Lu Xiaolin fiercely, slapped the chopsticks on the table, and he couldn't eat them anymore.

Ha ha…

...

Company Commander's Office!

Company commander Tang Jue sat behind the desk and was looking down at the documents. At this moment, the door was knocked, and then Mo Wenyuan walked in.

"Wenyuan is here. Sit!" Tang Jue looked up and saw that it was Mo Wenyuan. He greeted him casually.

Mo Wenyuan sat down opposite Tang Jue and directly expressed his purpose. He said, "Company Commander, Xu Yan has been in the kitchen team for two days. When will you let him return to the team?"

"Let him stay in the kitchen for a few days and grind his character, it will not harm him." Tang Jue put down the document and said, "I wanted to suppress him a long time ago, and this happened to be an opportunity!"

"Suppress him, why? He didn't work very hard in this period, didn't he perform well?" Mo Wenyuan said in confusion, unable to keep up with her thinking for a moment.

"It's good from the perspective of the company commander. He worked hard and actively led the entire investigation company forward..." Tang Jue nodded, first praised the matter, then changed the subject and said, "But it is a bit inappropriate from his position. He is too sharp and always fooled, which is easy to arouse jealousy from others and is not good for his future development. Before, because of the exchange competition with the Tie Shutuan, he didn't have time to suppress him. Now that the exchange competition is over, it just happened to take this opportunity to suppress his arrogant arrogance and balance the resentment of those who were fooled by him. This is conducive to his future development."

Mo Wenyuan opened his mouth wide and did not close it for a long time. Unexpectedly, Tang Jue thought so far. After a long time, he said sincerely: "Company Commander, you have really put your heart into Xu Yan!"

"He is the most talented soldier I have met over the years. I hope he can go as far as possible." Tang Jue said, with high hopes for Xu Yan.

"Definitely, he has learned to grow up recently!" Mo Wenyuan nodded.

Suddenly, Tang Jue thought of something and said, "By the way, he hasn't caused any trouble these two days, right?"

"No, there is nothing else except for being slutty in the cafeteria at the beginning." Mo Wenyuan shook his head.

Hearing this, Tang Jue was not relieved. Instead, he kept ringing in his heart, frowned and said, "It's so strange. This is not like his style. With this kid's temperament, he was punished to go to the kitchen. It's impossible to be so calm. Could it be that he was planning any conspiracy, right?"

The more Tang Jue thought about it, the more wrong he was, and said to Mo Wenyuan: "Go and call him back, don't let him get into trouble for me again."

I have to say that Tang Jue knows Xu Yan very well. Through some subtle things, he can detect Xu Yan's intentions, but now it is too late to find out about these things, and Xu Yan has already started to make trouble.

...

Cooking class.

Xu Yan has been waiting for an opportunity, and when he saw the battalion commander come to have dinner alone, he knew that the opportunity had come.

The battalion commander ordered a fried shredded pork with garlic sprays. The squad leader of the cooking squad cooked himself and fryed the dishes. He was about to deliver them to him in person, but Xu Yan stopped him and said, "Squad leader, let me go!"

Take the plate from the squad leader of the cooking squad, Xu Yan walked aside, removed half of the shredded pork inside, leaving only three or two pieces, and sent it directly to the battalion commander, "Fried garlic shoots and shredded pork!"

The battalion commander was about to start, and noticed that a plate of dishes was only half a plate, and there were garlic shoots inside, with very few shredded pork. He frowned and asked, "Why are there so few dishes today? Is this fried shredded pork with garlic shoots? Why didn't you see shredded pork?"

"That's right. Recently, the kitchen team is responding to the national call to carry out green military camp pilot projects, saving food, reducing meat supply, and creating a green and environmentally friendly military camp." Xu Yan said nonsense, and said nothing and said nothing.

"Let's talk nonsense, this is the army. What kind of meat is reduced? The soldiers don't eat meat, so how can they have the strength to train?" The battalion commander curled his lips and sneered at it.

"So, we must start with cadres." Xu Yan opened his eyes and told lies.

The battalion commander was blocked and asked, "When did this green military camp start to be implemented? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"Our company commander just proposed it, and it is still in the trial period." Xu Yan said with a smile, and began to blacken Tang Jue.

When the battalion commander heard this, his face turned dark and scolded: "Another thing, change this dish for me and let Tang Jue come to see me!"

Xu Yan remained motionless. Seeing this, the battalion commander raised his eyebrows and said, "Why, I can't command you?"

"The company commander said that during the experiment, I will definitely encounter some obstacles, so that I can withstand the pressure and not surrender to anyone, saying that if anyone has any objections, I can go to him directly and he will do it!"

Bang!
Chapter completed!