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Chapter 211: Master, please teach me to pick up girls!

"What kind of killer is this?"

Huang Dan whispered in confusion, and suddenly thought of something. A touch of red glow climbed onto his cheek. Isn’t the woman Shi Yunsong liked?

"This annoying guy takes advantage of me!" Huang Dan looked at Xu Yan with a grudge, but saw that he had already settled the bill and left. Before leaving, he smiled at her. The top of the novel, x.

Huang Dan grinded his teeth and waved his fists in a demonstration. The little woman was full of taste. Although she was teased by Xu Yan, strangely, she was not angry.

...

Xu Yan walked into Donghai University. Although he was unwilling to go to campus again, he was even more unwilling to go to class again, because he would definitely meet Ruhua again, but in order to get closer to Zhang Xiaoxiao and to complete the task smoothly, he could only bite the bullet.

Xu Yan walked along the campus along the crowd and suddenly heard someone calling him behind him. He followed the sound and saw a boy wearing glasses chasing him panting.

Xu Yan stopped and looked at the person who came carefully, but saw that he was of medium figure, with a triangle-shaped beard and a very abstract appearance. He had an impression of this person and was also a student of bioengineering. His name seemed to be Wei Suo.

"Dirty?"

"Yes, yes, I am Wei Suo. I didn't expect you to remember my name!" When Wei Suo heard Xu Yan call out his name, he was immediately excited.

"Nonsense, I can't remember your name, and I must remember your abstract face!" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and muttered in his heart, but he said curiously: "What's the matter for me?"

"I want to worship you as my teacher!" Wei Suo said loudly.

"Ask me as my teacher?"

Facing Xu Yan's puzzled gaze, Wei Suo focused his head and said firmly: "That's right. I want to worship you as my teacher and learn from you to pick up girls!"

As he said that, he did not give Xu Yan a chance to speak. He said to himself: "You are the one I have ever seen, and you are the most powerful in picking up girls. You are also the one with the highest level. I must worship you as your teacher."

"You're so funny!" Xu Yan rubbed his nose and scolded him angrily. Wei Suo's compliments not only did not make him happy, but also touched his pain, saying that he was good at picking up girls. Isn't this a slap in the face? If he was good at picking up girls, how could he be rejected by the school beauty? How could he be unable to get close to Zhang Xiaoxiao for a long time?

"Master. You...you can see, how did you do it?" Wei Suo looked at Xu Yan in shock, looking like his secret was seen through.

Of course, his exaggerated acting skills could not deceive Xu Yan. He rolled his eyelids and said, "If you have something to say, go get out of it if you have nothing to do!"

"Master, I really want to be your teacher. I want to learn the skills of picking girls from you. All I said is true." Wei Suo said: "Master, I have seen everything I had in the Western restaurant before. On the first day you transferred to school, you stepped on Shi Yunsong and got the school beauty Huang Dan. Such skills of picking girls are simply amazing and can be called the contemporary love saint."

"Of course. The most amazing thing is your realm, Master. You are constantly striving for excellence in picking up girls. What you are pursuing is not only a beautiful girl but also a courage to challenge yourself, a school beauties and a flower underneath. Such a realm that is not bound by appearance is really a mountain to admire..."

When Xu Yan heard this guy mention Ruhua, he suddenly turned a black line on his forehead and looked at Wei Suo with a bad look. Isn’t this a pot that doesn’t open and pick up?

He felt unhappy, so naturally he would not let Wei Suo feel relieved. When he passed by a holly bush, he suddenly stopped and stood in front of the holly bush and stared.

"Master, what are you looking at?" Wei Suo walked up curiously.

When Xu Yan came up, he pressed his neck, hooked his toes on his left leg, threw him directly into the holly bush, clapped his hands and left.

Ouch!

Wei Suo got up and calmed down. Seeing that Xu Yan had already walked away, he hurriedly chased him and shouted while chasing, "Master, wait for me!"

"Master, why did you throw me into the holly bush?" Wei Suo chased after Xu Yan and asked in confusion.

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and threw them into the holly bush? Of course, this guy didn't open any pot, but he didn't say that. Seeing Wei Suo's face was confused, his eyes turned and said, "Guess?"

"Master, are you testing me?" Wei Suo asked. Seeing Xu Yan's acknowledgement, he immediately became excited and thought seriously.

After thinking about this for a moment, my eyes suddenly lit up and I said, "I understand, Master, you want to tell me that women are like flowers. Before learning to pick up girls, you must first get a real flower cluster, right?"

Xu Yan stared at Wei Suo in surprise, shocked by this guy. With his random action, this guy could give such an explanation. It's a talent!

"Smart!" Xu Yan gave a thumbs up and praised him without hesitation.

"Master, have I passed the test? Have you decided to accept me as your disciple?"

"Let's talk about it!"

The two of them chatted while walking and soon came downstairs to the teaching building. At this moment, the class bell rang. When Wei Suo heard it, his face suddenly became bitter and said, "Master, this is a class for old scholars. He hates others being late the most. Otherwise, we should not go, otherwise we will definitely be punished to stand!"

"If you are afraid of being punished, don't follow me!" Xu Yan didn't care whether he was going or not, but after hearing what he said, he was going to go in!

Seeing that he didn't listen, Wei Suo hesitated for a moment and chased after him from behind.

The two of them came outside the classroom, and Xu Yan stood in the corner and looked inward quietly. They saw an old professor with gray hair standing on the podium to give a lecture. His eyes flashed and he had already thought of a way to go in.

"Master, I didn't lie to you, so let's not go in, otherwise the old scholar will definitely punish us!" Wei Suo advised.

"Learn a little!" Xu Yan said in a low voice, waiting silently. After two or three minutes, when the old scholar turned around and wrote on the blackboard, he walked into the classroom with his body upside down.

Not long after he entered the door, the old scholar turned around after writing the words and saw him facing the door, standing in place in a stair position, as if he wanted to escape, shouted: "Stop, what are you doing during class?"

"Teacher, I have diarrhea and want to go to the bathroom!" Xu Yan turned around and covered his stomach and said.

"No! Go back to your seat!" the old scholar said sternly and pointed into the classroom.

When Xu Yan heard this, he turned around and glanced at him. He found an empty seat in the back row and walked over with a swagger.

Wow!

Seeing Xu Yan enter the classroom in this way, the students were suddenly in an uproar and were all dumbfounded.

Wei Suo was also surprised to grow his mouth wide when he saw Xu Yan like this. After a moment, his mouth closed and whispered in admiration, "Master is indeed a master. Not only is it good to pick up girls, but it is also good in other places. It seems that I have to learn a lot!"

Wei Suo's eyes flashed, and he became more determined to become a disciple. Seeing that the old scholar turned around to write again, he followed Xu Yan's appearance and walked into the classroom upside down.

After the old scholar finished writing, he was just seeing him walking upside down towards the classroom, one, two, three steps...
Chapter completed!
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