What is happiness?

This is a matter of opinion, and different people have different understandings and definitions.

Cats eat fish, dogs eat shit, and Futuman fights with small monsters. This is a kind of happiness. Of course, Xu Yan doesn't like to eat fish, and he doesn't know how to fight small monsters. His happiness is obtained through comparison.

He doesn't care how much he has achieved, how much money he has, but only cares about the comparison with others. When Luo Yifei eats steamed buns and he has nothing, he feels that Luo Yifei is not happy. When Luo Yifei has steamed buns and eats sesame cakes and meat, he feels that Luo Yifei is happy... Similarly, everyone stood stupidly on the playground in the middle of the night, sleepy like a second grandson, and he can lie in a warm bed, he feels particularly happy.

So, Xu Yan was lying on the bed, his head pressed against the pillow, and the familiar smell came from his breath, which was full of happiness.

...

Compared to his happiness, the other people in the investigation company were stunned. They were gathered urgently in the middle of the night. If they said they had no complaints, it would definitely be fake. However, it was difficult to violate the military orders, so they could only gather obediently. Of course, a burst of complaints was indispensable.

"What's going on? Why did you suddenly gather in the middle of the night?"

"I don't know, it should be to train our emergency response capabilities."

"It was midnight, and suddenly this happened. Isn't this a tossing person!"

Everyone was talking, quickly taking pictures of the queue, and then waiting for further instructions...

What they didn't know was that there was no further instructions behind it, because there was no one else in the playground except for them in a neat queue. The company commander Tang Jue seemed to be afraid to scare everyone. The abominable black face did not appear in front of everyone, nor did he shout orders such as "Ten kilometers of armed off-road" at everyone.

Ten seconds passed. Twenty seconds passed, and half a minute passed...

Tang Jue did not appear for a long time, and everyone began to doubt it from the beginning.

"What's going on? Where is the company commander?"

"I don't know, I didn't see it when I came."

"Who notified the emergency assembly?"

"I was the first to come to the playground and didn't see anyone."

"This shouldn't be true. In the past, when we gathered urgently, the company commander always had a stern face. He pinched the time and timed us on the side. Why did we... today... Could it be that the sun rose to the west?"

"I don't think the sun rises from the west, but we are fooled."

"You mean the company commander deliberately tricked us."

"You stupid, do you need to be so sneaky?"

"You mean..."

"We're being fooled!"

Everyone whispered to each other. After a brief communication, everyone quickly realized that they must have been fooled by others.

ah!

The howlings of wolves came one after another, and kept ringing on the playground. Many people cursed, "Oh my master, it's too much. Don't let me know who did it. Otherwise, I will never be able to avoid him!"

A group of people returned to the dormitory cursingly, and they were angry and hated the prankster with itch.

In the middle of the night, the emergency assembly call was sounded to wake everyone up from their sleep. This was even more abominable. What was even more abominable is that it was not the troops who woke them up and notified everyone to train, but someone was playing a prank.

"It's too much, I actually play this kind of prank." Lu Xiaolin said angrily, as everyone walked back to the dormitory, his eyes swept around, and he didn't see Xu Yan. He couldn't help but wonder: "Xu Yan didn't come, he must have done it!"

"It's him." When Lu Xiaolin reminded, Luo Yifei agreed immediately, "This guy can do this kind of thing. This guy has never suffered any loss. He must have been prepared for revenge after being ridiculed so much before."

"I was surprised before, why did he suddenly change his temper and even speak up when he was ridiculed by others. It turned out that he was waiting here!"

"Go back and get rid of him!"

...

Second row and third shift.

Xu Yan lay comfortably on the bed, listening to the howls of wolves coming from the playground, listening to the footsteps and complaining from outside, his heart felt like honey was smearing, and the happiness in his heart was almost overflowing.

"Hmph, this is the end of sarcasm to me. Let me see if I don't play you to death." Xu Yan's lips touched and whispered with sternness. He heard the voices of Luo Yifei and others outside, his eyes turned and closed his eyes to pretend to be asleep.

Bang!

The next moment, the door was kicked open from outside.

Luo Yifei and others came in one after another and surrounded Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, what you did!"

Xu Yan sat up in shock and asked in a pretentious manner: "What are you doing!"

"Xu Yan, don't pretend to be confused when you understand. You don't know what we want to do?" Luo Yifei sneered and stepped forward to ask, "It was midnight that I sounded the emergency assembly call and tricked us into gathering, but you slept here. You don't think it's too much to do this."

"What emergency assembly number? Do you need to swear blood and slander people..."

Who is Xu Yan? What he is best at is quibbling. As soon as Luo Yifei finished speaking, he waited behind him.

Not only did he directly deny the matter, he also turned around and said, "Okay, you guys, there is an emergency meeting, but they didn't call me. I deliberately wanted to make me foolish. God is pitiful. I don't know which second uncle did the trick for heaven and played with you to save me from the disaster."

Damn it!

A group of people were dumbfounded, being ashamed of Xu Yan, and being stimulated by Xu Yan, what is to turn black and white, what is to be shameless? Xu Yan in front of him is...

Seeing that everyone was angry and looked like they were about to take action, Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you doing? I can't tell you, are you going to take action?"

A group of people were squeezed by his words, and it was difficult to move forward for a while. Several people looked at each other for a while, and Luo Yifei broke the deadlock. He sneered: "I don't want to admit it, right? I'm not afraid that you will refuse to admit it. You are rejected by a woman, and you are going to jump off the building if you are seeking death. There is a big embarrassment. If you are mocked and mocked by everyone, you will hold a grudge in your heart..."

"I repeat again, I did not seek death, nor did I jump off the building. It was Da Nian who hit me down..." Xu Yan distinguished and curled his lips: "I, Xu Yan, have shown off many talents. I have been pursuing me. I hooked my fingers. I don't know how many women are crying and begging to be my girlfriend. Will I give up a forest for a tree? What a joke!"

vomit!

Xu Yan's shameless words made everyone curl their lips, and Luo Yifei even vomited.

"What kind of expression do you have? Could it be that you don't believe me?"

"If we believe it, you can prove it to us."

"It's proof that you can watch it tomorrow!"

So, a group of people were taken into the ditch by Xu Yan and completely forgot to question Xu Yan. Instead, they were entangled with his charm and whether there was a woman looking for him tomorrow.

What’s even more incredible is that when everyone asked Xu Yan the next morning, there was actually a woman coming to Xu Yan!
Chapter completed!