Chapter 76: Tuxian Kitchen Knife Beating Immortal Black Bricks(1/2)
In front of the two armies, facing the saint Zhunti Taoist, Huang Shiren was shocked and saved a bad life.
Taoist Lu Ya felt sorry for his disciple and had to do it well before he could leave with peace of mind. When he returned to the camp, he found a secluded tent, which cost twenty or thirty six-turn golden elixirs, and also consumed Taoist Lu Ya's immortal power to restore Huang Shiren to its original state.
Wukong and Zhu Zizhen also benefited from it. They were not seriously injured. After a day, Taoist Lu Ya had sex, and the two guys were immediately excited.
"Shiren, do you have many magic weapons?" Seeing that Huang Shiren had almost recovered, the master and apprentice sat on the ground chatting, and Wukong and Zhu Zizhen stood respectfully behind.
"Master, what do you mean? Do you want to scrape my ground? If you don't bring such a thing, you won't feel embarrassed if you want goods from your disciples!" Huang Shiren quickly covered his fairy bag.
But Lu Ya was so funny: "What do I do?"
"That's good." Huang Shiren blanched.
"That lotus platform is good." Lu Ya said again.
"I knew you were interested in my lotus platform. Master, I got this lotus platform from Tongtian after trying my best to do my best. I will not give it to you."
"You are such a bastard. I mean, it's really a waste of talent to make such a good thing happen if you make it like this!"
"Look, your face is revealed!"
"Go! What's the use of this thing for me? I mean, if you do a little bit of this lotus platform, you can increase your power." Lu Ya said.
When Huang Shiren heard this, he grabbed Taoist Lu Ya's hand: "Good master, let's talk about it, how to do it?"
This twenty-fourth-grade Zhuxian lotus platform is Huang Shiren's life-saving thing. If the attack of Zhunti had not carried most of the power of the lotus platform, he would have died long ago.
Unfortunately, although this thing is an innate spiritual treasure, it is not mature yet. It is easy for ordinary people to say that it is absolutely not possible to face a saint. This annoyed Cundi, and when he met him in the future, the other party would definitely kill him. If he could increase his power, it would be good.
"I know very well the background of this Chaos Green Lotus. Although your lotus platform is not as powerful as the other four lotus platforms, if it takes time, it will definitely be better. This is also the reason why even Yuanshi and others are determined to do it." Taoist Lu Ya said erudibly: "If you want this lotus platform to be strong, you have to refine it."
"I've refined it, Taixiao, two thunders in the purple palace are whistling!"
"Fuck! Although Taixiao Zifu is extremely powerful, it is a great thing to attack, not the most refined one in the world."
"Master, I ask you, what is the first thing that refined in the world?"
Hehehehe! When Taoist Lu Ya heard this, he smiled evilly.
"You are keeping a secret, I'll go find Zhunti to become a disciple!"
"You bastard!" Lu Ya glanced at Huang Shiren and said proudly: "This is the most refined thing in the world. Of course, you are my master and my Lihuo Spirit!"
I'm almost forgot!
Taoist Lu Ya made his debut as the spirit of Lihuo. He is definitely the best in the world in using fire, and even Hongjun probably may not be able to catch up.
"Good master, my disciple's life is in your hands! Please give me the essence of Lihuo. I don't want more, just three thousand ways will be done!"
"Die!" Lu Yadao was so angry that he was ashes: "Damn, I am the formation of Lihuo Spirit. This is my body. In fact, it is only three thousand ways to make it! I will lose one point of my life if I want three thousand ways. Let's kill me!"
"Oh, Master, how can I know your background? Then you can give me a thousand ways of doing it!"
"Get out! Three, at most three! I can only refine one in ten thousand years!"
"Fifty roads!"
"Don't think about it! Five Ways!"
"Thirty ways!"
"Ten paths! You can't lose them anymore! Otherwise I'll find Zhunti to become a disciple!"
"You bastard!" Lu Ya really regretted it. Didn't he shoot himself in the foot with a stone? He sighed and divided ten channels of Lihuo essence from the heavenly spirit and shot into Huang Shiren's body.
Huang Shiren only felt that the ten paths of Lihuo's essence entered his body, and the fire breath made him feel as if he was sitting in the slurry!
A fiery essence of Lihuo takes ten thousand years of effort to refine it, and these ten filaments are only ten thousand years! The power of them can be imagined! This is definitely no less than an innate spiritual treasure!
"Shiren, use Lihuo to refine lotus platforms in the future. In time, the power of this lotus platform will definitely increase greatly. When you see Cundi, you may be able to withstand ten or eight out of ten times."
"I know, I must practice hard, otherwise I'm sorry to Master."
"Be good. I'll ask you, how well you are practicing your golden body."
"Three turns!"
"It's a third turn? Not bad. But it's not good. Zhunti knocked you out of nowhere and almost couldn't take care of yourself."
"You think I don't want to! The third turn of golden body is what I use to refine the two thunders of the purple palace. If you want to upgrade, you won't be able to handle it."
"You are stupid. Didn't I give you the Lihuo Spirit just now!"
"Isn't that used to refine lotus platforms?
"Idiot! It's the most enjoyable thing to use Lihuo's refining into the golden body!"
"real?!"
"Try it and make sure you feel good! This is much more exciting than the three flavors that are really hot!"
"Okay. Let me try it. If you lie to me, I will find Zhunti to become a disciple!"
"Your mother!"
The two bitches whined and Lu Ya got up and was about to leave.
"Master, wait, I'll say something else!" Huang Shiren smirked and grabbed Lu Ya.
"There is no magic weapon! There is no immortal pill! Besides, I have already got you ten seven-turn golden pills just now! Shiren, you have to work hard. With these ten seven-turn golden pills, it should be no problem to break through Daluo with your thoughts." Lu Ya saw Huang Shiren's smile, his chrysanthemum tightened.
This guy is so good at shave the ground!
"Master, I don't want your magic treasure and golden elixir." Huang Shiren's words made Lu Ya feel relieved.
Before the aura came out, Huang Shiren pointed at Wukong and said, "Wukong, I'm just here to kowtow to the master!"
"Wukong has seen Master!" Wukong was well-behaved. Seeing Huang Shiren like this, he knew that his master wanted to give him good things, so he knelt in front of Lu Ya with a thud.
"Master?!" Lu Ya was also stunned.
"Master, Wukong is my second disciple, and there is also a eldest disciple named Yuan Hong. I didn't come out with me this time. Master, you have to give me a meeting gift for the first time when you meet Wukong!?" Huang Shiren said with his eyes open.
Lu Ya looked at Wukong and was happy to see that this disciple was born with a strange species. He thought to himself: I was alone and took Huang Shiren as his disciple. In a blink of an eye, I had two disciples. It was really a splendid!
"Wukong, Master, I came in a hurry this time. Good baby was snatched away by you, a bastard master. It's really..." Although Lu Ya wanted to give it, he was short of money.
"Master, you are not a good person! My master is only two of us disciples. If the eldest brother is not here, then forget it. The first time I saw you, you are not a good person, right?" Wukong poked somewhere and looked up at Lu Ya. His words made the world's most scattered old man blush.
Zhu Zi is really happy behind this! I'm sorry, the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked, and the three generations of ancestors and grandchildren are more cheap than the other, and each one is better than the other to scrape the ground! It's really a wonder of the world!
Lu Yi lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "I will pass on you the Nine-Turn Mysterious Method, how about it?"
"Stop coming! Master has already passed it to me!"
"Oh. Then I will pass on you the Five Thunder Dharma?"
"Master will pass on this trick to me in the future. Master, hurry up and give me some good things!" Wukong shouted.
It's so bad! Lu Ya is really about to cry.
"Wukong, I have a brick here, I'll give it to you." Lu Ya took out something from his arms and handed it to Wukong.
"Master, you can take a brick too! You're such a bastard!" Wukong waved his hand when he saw that the brick was inconspicuous.
"Wukong, I won't accept it yet!" Huang Shiren saw that the brick was shining red and had infinite murderous aura. He knew it was a good baby, so he quickly let Wukong accept it.
"This thing is from the dark black man of Taishang Laojun. It is from the bottom of the Bagua furnace in his Bagua furnace. It is extremely strong and not inferior to your master's golden finger. It also carries the three true fires in the Bagua furnace. It will be powerful and it is very good to knock on the slap!" Lu Ya explained.
"Wukong, look how much your master loves you. He even gave you the Golden Brick to fight the Immortals!" Even Huang Shiren was jealous of such hidden weapons.
"Thank you Master!" Wukong was overjoyed when he heard this. He touched the gold bricks, weighed them, and was secretly surprised: It is worthy of being the thing at the bottom of the Taishang Laojun pressing furnace, at least 10,000 kilograms. This black-shot is really awesome!
"Okay, I'm leaving!" Lu Ya was about to leave quickly.
"Slowly, Master, you forgot that you have a great disciple!" Huang Shiren said hurriedly.
Seeing that Lu Ya was really unable to handle it, he took out something from his sleeve with a wry smile.
I saw this object, with a wide bench and two long fingers, and a cold light shining like a kitchen knife for slaughtering a pig!
Huang Shiren was so angry: "Master, you are so stupid! I won't talk about you if you give Wukong a brick. Damn, I'll make a kitchen knife! Do you think you want a kitchen knife to make a revolution! Do you think you want me to mention a 'national hero' on it! Very yes! I'm too lazy to talk about you!"
Lu Yi raised his hand and slapped Huang Shiren and turned like a top. He said angrily: "Illness! This is the magic weapon of the ancestor witch Emperor Jiang back then. It is a magic sword specially used to massacre and sacrifice the heaven and earth! Although it is an acquired treasure, its power is almost the same as that of some innate spiritual treasures! Don't pull it down!"
"Yes! Yes!" Huang Shiren quickly took over when he heard this!
Who is Dijiang? That is the most awesome among the ten ancestor witches. The sacrifices he used to slaughter are all strange beasts in the prehistoric world. This knife is awesome!
Huang Shiren looked at the kitchen knife in his hand, then at the brick in Wukong's hand, and smiled.
Damn it, rumors in the world: You are so proud, you are so arrogant, you are so arrogant, you are so arrogant! Today, my cheap master is giving away both bricks and kitchen knives. It seems that in the future, the three of us masters and apprentices will leave sideways!
"Advisor, I have something to do, I really have to leave!" The baby that Lu Ya finally got was slaughtered by Huang Shiren this time, so he quickly left.
"Slow down!"
"What else did it! You said just now, there are only two apprentices!" Lu Ya was furious.
"Who said there are only two?" Huang Shiren said with a wicked smile: "I have one more!"
"Bad! Stop lying to me!"
"Really, that one has not been born yet. In just three or five years, you will have another disciple! Master, the gift of the meeting will be fulfilled in front of you."
To be continued...