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Chapter 73: Zhun mentions Huang San's bickering, two sluts kill

Let’s talk about the Tiger and Wolf Pass, Zheng Lun took action. Seeing that he was about to kill Yuan Futong and quell the rebellion of the seventy-two princes in the North Sea, he broke out a strange Taoist and waved his hand to take Zheng Lun down. It was so awesome!

The Taoist captured Zheng Lun, laughed, walked to the two armies, looked at Lao Huang on the wooden car, and smiled, "The boy on the wooden car, come up, I have something to say!"

In front of hundreds of thousands of people and dozens of generals, this man was not looking for anyone. He stared at Lao Huang at first sight, and looked at Lao Huang tightly!

Looking at the man's smirk, Old Huang Tiansheng felt for the first time that he had become a fish on the chopping board.

"You Taoist, if I don't look for you, you'll come to me. Haha, I'll kill you first!" Although Huang Shiren's heart was irritating, he showed a slutty smile on his face. After getting off the wooden cart, he came slowly.

"Brother Huang, be careful!" Daji behind him had long been worried that he would lose his lust.

"Be good, let's see Brother Huang plays fun and show you." Huang Shiren turned around and gave Daji a charming look.

A hundred steps away from the Taoist man, Huang Shiren stopped and observed carefully with his stingy eyes. This Taoist man's outfit was so fucking sexy.

But I saw: wearing a Taoist robe, holding a branch in my hand, often preaching the Tao by the Eight Destiny Pool, and talking about the Three Vehicles under the Seven Treasures Forest; relics are often hung on the top, and the scriptures are written in the hall. The true Taoist guest is beautiful and amazing; I can cultivate the Western Paradise to live in a great life and escape from dust. The lotus is infinitely wonderful, and the Western leader is the great immortal.

This guy is not easy to deal with! Huang Shiren took a breath and couldn't help but make his old face twist.

"Big Nose, call me, fight, right? Come on, let's do it, we will definitely make you happy." Old Huang smiled, extremely unreasonable.

The Taoist was happy when he saw this guy and smirked, "No, no, this little Taoist, I call you, not to fight, but to give you a clear path and let you enjoy the blessings of all ages."

That expression and tone were like a stranger to coax the child to eat candy, which made Huang Shiren's nose crooked.

Damn, this line should be what your grandpa said, okay?

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "It's really a good thing. Let me tell you in detail."

When the Taoist heard this, he was neither ashamed nor annoyed, and said with a smile: "I have a destiny for you. I am here to save you, enjoy the Western Paradise, and give lectures on the Three Vehicles of Great Dharma, without any worries and obstacles, and achieve the right result. Isn't it beautiful to determine this indestructible body of Vajra? Why do you find a life in this killing disaster?"

My fuck! This sentence scared Huang Shiren so much that he was so scared!

So familiar! This sentence is so familiar!

In the Romance of the Gods, almost no one who heard this man had found the trick of this Taoist, was sent to the West and obediently became a little monk under the Buddhist sect!

Damn, who do I think it is? It turns out that he is the second leader of the Western Sect, the first monster in the Romance of the Gods, and the Taoist Cunti who specializes in cheating and cheating!

Damn it! It's over, today is over!

Lao Huang complained in his heart, no.

This Taoist Zhunti is one of the six great saints. He has high-definition skills and many magic weapons. The most serious thing is that this person's scheming is the number one person in the Battle of the Gods. With one person's strength, he kept the Ans, Jie Sect and even Hongjun Daozu in the dark, blackened the two sects, fished in the muddy waters, and saved many powerful people to the West. He was the number one murderer of the Western sects' prosperity and decline in the East in the future!

Damn, I, Lao Huang, meet an opponent!

Since his birth, no one can beat Lao Huang's evil spirits? In front of Taoist Zhunti, he is probably not a match for his bad and cheap ability.

Good old Huang, knowing that something was wrong, but he was forced to be energetic on his face. He smiled and said loudly: "I tell you who is it? It turns out that he is Senior Zhunti, the second leader of the Western Sect! "

"Haha, boy, you have a good look and recognize me." Taoist Zhunti smiled slightly, and he recognized me.

"Naturally, Senior Zhunti's saints are approachable, handsome and capable, how can I not recognize the idols of thousands of girls in the world?" This flattery made Zhunti feel comfortable listening.

The 300,000 Shang troops behind him, especially Wen Zhong and others, were frightened to the sky!

Saint! The one in front of him turned out to be a saint!

No wonder Yuan Futong’s baby is so powerful!

Don't! This rebellion is probably not possible.

Taoist Zhunti stepped forward, stared at Huang Shiren, and smiled and said, "I think my friend is extraordinary and intelligent, but his cultivation is too low. If you join my Western Sect, you will definitely make great progress. Wouldn't it be beautiful? How about it, how?"

Your mother! Do you have nothing else to do except save people? Let me join the Western religion? Let me be a monk!? What should I do if I am obedient Daji?? I bah!

Huang Shiren greeted the eight generations of Zhunti's ancestors in his heart, but smiled and said, "Senior, what if I don't follow?"

Zhunti smiled and said, "It's easy to tell me. If I don't follow me, I'll slap myself to death and go to the dust."

My god, your mother! Why do these awesome old guys speak so much?! When my master accepted a disciple, he also said that.

Huang Shiren's eyes were slashed, his fingers poked into his nostrils, he took out a booster, bounced it out, and said with a smile: "Senior, what are the benefits of letting me join the Western Church?"

"You want more benefits?" Zhunti said in his heart: This guy is so fucking cunning! But that's good, just like me, I have taken this person away and I have a helper, and I can achieve great success.

Thinking of this, the Taoist Shunti said, "Is it good? Listen to me; the golden light of the precious flame reflects the eyes, and the wonderful Western methods are the most subtle; thousands of garlands are infinitely wonderful, and thousands of auspicious lights are born one after another. It is rare for those who bless the divine pestle, and it is not easy to do in the seven treasure cups. This time we go to the Lotus Platform together, and we will know that the great way will be completed on this day."

These few Taoist songs really mean that the sky was falling and the ground was surging. Even after hearing the 300,000 Shangjun behind him, they were all overjoyed.

Grandma, she is really worthy of being the number one bitch in the gods! It’s a pity that this eloquent person does not go to set up a stall to sell meat!

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, what you said is just the good things of the West, and it's too fucking. Can you make some real things?"

Hi! When Taoist Zhunti heard this, he was so angry that his chest was burning with fire. Damn, I am a saint to save you, and you are still whining!

Although Zhunti was annoyed, he was his best trick to cheat and deceive. He forced his anger and said, "There are benefits to joining my West. Listen to me: after the fullness of my practice, you should bathe and refine your nature and be innocence; when the heaven is opened, you will achieve enlightenment, and the Nine Precepts and Three Refuges begin to be renewed. Take off your feathers and return to the Pure Land, and nourish all gods beyond the cage; wash away the dust and dirt and be stained, and return to the original body without destruction."

"Not bad! Really good!" After singing the second song by Zhunti, Huang Shiren clapped and smiled.

When Taoist Zhunti heard this, he was overjoyed: This bastard made me dry and dry!

"Haha, my friend knows current affairs, why don't you kowtow to me and become a disciple?" said the topic with your head raised.

Huang Shiren's eyes opened: "Hey, senior, when did I say I want to join your Western religion?"

"Didn't you clapping your hands and saying it's good?!"

"I mean you, the old man, sings well. At your level, Chaoge City can listen to seven sections with a lot of money, haha." Huang Shiren laughed.

"You bastard, you're going to die!" Zhunti Taoist was so angry that his face turned pale. He was a saint, so he had never been fooled by others like this?! He could no longer bear it, and he was about to take action when he stepped forward.

"Hao! Slow down!"

"Why, I've changed my mind!? It's still time to become a disciple!"

"Senior, I, Huang Shiren, also want to become a disciple, but you are too late?" Huang Shiren shook his head regretfully.

"What's the meaning?!"

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, do you know Lu Ya?"

"Lu Ya?!" Hearing this, Zhunti's heart trembled.

The shadow of a tree, the name of a person, the caterpillar of Xiao Ming family, and the name of Taoist Lu Ya, how can the Taoist Zhunti not know? This guy is the most scattered person in the world, and it is extremely difficult to deal with. And if he is stubborn, if he provokes him, fuck him, he will stare at you like a fly, and even his own ability cannot deal with him.

"Do you know Brother Lu Yadao?" Zhunti hurriedly stopped and asked.

Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, I want to follow you, but I have been appointed as my master before. If you let me join your Western sect, do you have to ask my master's opinions?"

Damn! Hearing this, Taoist Zhunti was so angry! This guy doesn’t seem to be telling a lie. If he is very Lu Ya’s disciple, he would offend Lu Ya if he messed with him. But what should I do?!

The Taoist Cunti is the cultivation of a saint, and he is in trouble at this moment.

It was in chaos, and the bitch laughed loudly: "Senior, they are all fellow fellows, why fight and kill? In this way, we will drink and let them do what they should do, okay?"

"Your mother!" Zhunti swears directly.

This kid is so stupid that he almost circled around himself!

Why did you come down the mountain?? Is it to mess up the gods, mess up the East, and save people for the West?! Why did you incite Yuan Futong?! That was to ruin the great merchants' country. If you leave, how could that guy Yuan Futong be Wen Zhong's opponent? He must have been slaughtered. Wouldn't he fail?!

What a good person! This guy laughed and planned to think: "You think this is great. You take me as your teacher. I will tell Lu Ya about what happened in the future. As long as you are willing to follow me to teach in the West, I will not care about it here, can I?"

This guy is so bad. If you accept this person, the Western Sect will definitely be extremely prosperous! As long as he is willing to become a disciple, I have something to say when Lu Ya comes to me. Besides, Lu Ya dares not be too tough if he has me and my senior brother. Yuan Futong failed here, and I can do it elsewhere in the future.

The thoughts of Master Zhunti are really perfect.

Huang Shiren was also stunned by him and cursed in his heart: This guy is really the most difficult bitch I have ever seen!

"That, senior, no, I have a beauty in my heart, and the monk can't do it."

"It's okay, if you go to the West, I will even save you beauty and let you be a happy Buddha, wouldn't that be good?"

I'm sorry! If you can say such shamelessness, I'm convinced!

"That, senior, I'm good at drinking and meat. I haven't taken a shower for several years. Also, I have bad breath and snore when I sleep..."

"Damn it! Do you want to go to the West even if you kill me??" Zhunti Taoist saw this guy making excuses everywhere and was completely out of patience.

"Fuck! Zhunti, you old maggot! I'll give you good things, why are you shameless! This matter is only good if you love me and I want you. You are so old, why do you have to be too strong? Your mother was like this when she was born like this by your father!" Huang Shiren was also angry, put her hands on her hips and cursed.

The five spirit gods of the Taoist Cunti were scolded and the three-wei fire burned their chests. They were so angry that they screamed strangely, and they lit up the treasure in their hands.

As soon as this thing came out, Huang Shiren called out bitterly!

This thing is half a meter tall, with a colorful branch, which looks like the masterful magic weapon of Taoist Zhunti!

This seven-treasure wonder tree was made by the Taoist Zhunti based on its original Western Gengjin Bodhi combined with gold, silver, and glazed seven treasures. It is the magic weapon of Taoist Zhunti. It is said that he is so awesome as the leader of Tongtian, who was once broken by this thing twice during the Battle of the Gods! What's more terrible is that this seven-treasure wonder tree is one of the innate spiritual treasures!

The cultivation of the Saint Cunti has such a magic weapon, so he is still alive!

What a old Huang, he wanted to support the fat man even if he slapped his face. He smiled and said, "Damn, you have magic weapons, I don't have one!"

After saying that, he bowed and the nouveau riche threw out his treasure!

The twenty-fourth grade Zhuxian lotus platform has a golden light, and Lao Huang sat upright on the lotus platform, turning into three heads and six arms, two ice and fire, three pointed and two blades of the door nail, nine nine red clouds and scattered soul gourd,

The wind and thunder sticks came out together, with a lot of atmosphere, and they were both slutty and awesome!

Ruoshi Zhunti took a look and took a breath!

How did the Chaos Green Lotus of Tongtian fall into his hands?? The guy Yuanshi begged for thousands of years and Tongtian has not given it yet!? Also, why is the gourd of Hongyun also in his hands!? Grandma, he is a saint, and he only has an innate spiritual treasure on hand. He is better, two! The remaining magic weapons are also powerful!

I can’t keep this person today, kill Duobao!

Zhunti Taoist was jealous and smiled: "Huang Shiren, you really don't go to heaven, and you can break in hell without a door! Let's just let you die today and go away!"

"Damn, if you have the ability, you can do it!" Huang Shiren cursed!

Two bitches, in front of the three armies, we are going to start killing! ##### has returned from Changbai Mountain. The updates in these three days are unstable, I am very sorry. From today on, everything will be the same! Haha. Dear fellow Taoists, I hope you can support me!
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