Chapter 29: Huang San takes bad water and Li Jing is deceived
Jin Dasheng stood behind Huang Shiren, and his cold sweat broke out.
When someone’s child’s 100-day banquet, you can give him a couplet of two or three dollars. It’s okay if you don’t feel embarrassed. Oh my god, what’s wrong with saying “This kid is not a human”? If it were me, he would have chopped off your bitch’s head!
Huang Shiren, smiling, looked at the Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and smiled: "Senior Sister, can you kill someone to silence me because I just said your plan, right?"
"Hmph, how can you forgive me if you scold my disciple for being a human being!"
"Am I scolding? I'm praising me!" Huang Shiren retorted.
"Is this a praising thing?" Wen Shu was holding the Dragon Escape Stump in his hand and was about to knock it down.
"Senior sister! You are so ridiculous. Of course, you will have the couplets and couplets. I have not written the first couplet yet!" Huang Shiren said hurriedly.
"Okay, please write a couplet. If everyone is not satisfied, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Manjushri sneered, and it depends on what this guy has to do.
"It's not good to be ruthless, senior sister, it's good to have feelings, it's good to have feelings." Huang Shiren smiled lewdly all his life, teased Manjushri, held a pen in his hand, walked over and brushed, and added the second couplet.
The first line is: This child is not a human.
But it turns into: the nine heavenly golden boy descends to the mortal world.
"This child is not a human being. The golden boy from the nine heavens has descended to the mortal world! Good! Good!" Li Jing savored it carefully and was filled with joy.
The Yin family was also happy inside.
As for Jin Dasheng, he was even more stunned: My Yue! This cheap guy is a good way! The original words of cursing people have been added, and it turned out to be a very pleasant flattery. It is really high!
"Good senior sister, do you still want to slap me to death?" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"Hmph!" Wenshu took over the Dragon Escape Stump, gave Huang Shiren a blank look, and ignored him.
"Everyone, come to the table, come to the table!" Li Jing waved his hand and the banquet began.
After entering the table, Huang Shiren naturally sat with Guangchengzi, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, Zheng Lun and others. They were all fairy-like and had no interest in mortal food. They just acted like this, but this bitch was swept away the wind and the clouds were gone. The table of wine and food almost all entered his stomach.
"Madam, do you cook this meal? It's so delicious than the immortal's elixir! Madam, if you don't dislike me, I'll call you sister, sister, you are really a rare virtuous wife and mother in the world!" This guy was very attentive to Yin while eating, which made Yin very happy.
Manjushri, who was sitting there, wanted to turn around and leave the table, and cursed in a low voice: What a shameless lustful person!
After eating, the meal was over. Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun entered the inner room and talked with Li Jing for a long time. It was probably about accepting disciples. When he came out, he saw Yin crying and crying. Li Jing also forced a smile. However, Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, with a happy face.
"Li Jing, I will not treat him badly. In the future, you, father and son will definitely meet." Wen Shu, Guangfa Tianzun comforted him, and Guangchengzi and he drove up and left in a flash.
"Junior brother, my nephew is also a blessing to be a disciple of Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun as his teacher." Zheng Lun comforted Li Jing and the others and said, "It's getting late. I have business operations, so I'll say goodbye first."
"Senior Huang, there will be a date later!" Zheng Lun had a good impression of Huang Shiren and smiled slightly.
"General Zheng, there will be a date later." Huang Shiren bowed and watched Zheng Lun leave.
"Senior, I don't know what happened to the List of Gods you just mentioned?" Everyone left, only Huang Shiren was left and stayed here with shamelessness. Li Jing and his wife invited this guy to the inner room and wanted to ask sincerely.
Huang Shiren was not gloomy and said it in a vehement way, summarizing it up in one sentence: This vestigation of Gods is something that harms people by the Academic Sect.
Li Jing and his wife stared at each other when they heard this. They looked at the direction where Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun left, and obviously felt a little regretful.
"Sister, I can't fight against Manjusri, so I can only remind you that I didn't expect you to be the opponent. Alas, they are the Daluo Jinxian, so I can't bear to bully others!" Huang Shiren fanned the flames and was so angry that Yin beat his chest and stamped his feet.
"Sister, don't panic. I call you sister. Jin Zha is my junior. Although I am not good at it, my master Lu Ya and others can't afford to offend me. Don't worry, when I meet Jin Zha in the future, I will take care of him with all my strength!" Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"Thank you senior!" Li Jing and his wife were so grateful to this guy.
"All family, don't talk about two families." Huang Shiren held up the two and suddenly stared at Yin's face, making Yin's extremely shy look.
"Sister, your life is pretty good!" Huang Shiren pinched his fingers, pretending to be a ghost, and smiled.
"What do I say about this?" Yin thought this guy was greedy for his beauty. Seeing him say this, he thought to himself that he was wronged.
Huang Shiren opened his mouth and swallowed it again, looking like he could not let go of the secret, and said, "Oh, seeing that my sister is doing this to me, I will reveal the secret. Sister, I just calculated that you should have three sons in your life!"
"Really!" Yin was just now thinking about losing his beloved son. Hearing his words, he screamed in shock.
Li Jing was also very happy and hurriedly said, "Immortal, what are my three sons' lives?"
He was taken to the bait! Huang Shiren smiled in his heart, his face was calm and he said, "Jinzha, this child, was abducted by Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun, and his life was against the Jin Ge, which was very dangerous."
"That bitch!" Yin cursed and shed tears again.
"Xian Zheng, where is that second son?" Li Jing patted his wife's back and asked hurriedly.
"Your second son is a great fortune, but I'm afraid there will be many dangers."
"Ah!? Why!?" Yin was shocked.
"Good sister, think about it, Jin Zha was targeted by Manjushri. She and Samantabhadra's true man are the best. Can your second son escape their clutches? They are Daluo Jinxian. If you can't stand it, you will be abducted. How can you be good?" Huang Shiren said so that Yin was stunned.
Yin knelt on the ground with a pounce and begged: "Sir, you must save my miserable second son!"
"Sister, get up quickly!" Huang Shiren pulled Yin, sighed, and said, "I am a low-minded person. I am not their opponent, and I am also powerless. "Senior, I don't understand why they are targeting my family?" Li Jing was so angry that he only regretted that his cultivation was too low and that his children were abducted.
"This question is good." Huang Shiren raised his legs and said, "Li Jing, the great disaster of the gods has begun, and the immortal sects of the Anhui Sect have withered, and they need shields. As the general, you have soldiers and generals on hand. Then wars are everywhere. They hold your son. How can you obey orders?"
"Clashes are everywhere!?"
"Although this great catastrophe of gods is a great catastrophe in the fairy world, there may be a reason to enfeoff so many gods. There may be a reason to inevitably war on earth, the Great Shang Dynasty changed, and the immortals operated behind the scenes, and they picked the heroes who died in the war on the list. I said so, do you understand?"
Huang Shiren was so clever that Li Jing fell on the chair with a thud.
I didn’t expect it, I didn’t expect it! The other party not only abducted his son, but also abducted himself!
It's too much to deceive others! Li Jing's anger has already risen!
"I hope my senior can help you to save my family and make trouble. Li Jing is grateful!" Li Jing didn't care much and regarded Huang Shiren as a life-saving straw.
Huang Shiren sighed: "Forget it, whoever makes me kind-hearted, I'll be struck by lightning, I'll show you a clear way."
This made Li Jing and his wife really grateful and admire Huang Shiren.
"You second sons can't let the people of the Chan Sect abduct any longer, otherwise there would be nothing we can do about it." Huang Shiren said.
"But if they force themselves, we have no choice." Li Jing said.
Huang Shiren narrowed his eyes, pinched his fingers, and said, "It's not impossible. I'll do it. Your second son's life is in the east. If you go east, you can get rid of danger!"
"Dong?!" Li Jing thought for a while, his eyes lit up: "Senior, what do you mean is to let me send my second son to Jinao Island!?"
"Yes, yes!" Huang Shiren laughed in his heart. This guy was quite smart. He said immediately: "There are many disciples of the Jie Sect on Jinao Island, with a huge reputation. The leader of Tongtiao is a tough and honest person. If Jie Sect accepts your second son, the immortals of the An Sect dare not come to the door, and they will naturally be able to escape danger. Moreover, this Jinao Island is not as far away as Kunlun. You can go and see your son at any time, which is great!"
"The immortal is right!" Yin was overjoyed.
Seeing Li Jing and his wife like this, Huang Shiren felt so happy: During the Battle of the Gods, Li Jing was later tied to the chariot of the Ancestral Sect, and the family worked for Jiang Ziya. If he did this, Muzha would join the Jie Sect in the future. Li Jing would not surrender to Jiang Ziya as usual. Hehe, then there would be a good show.
"Captain Xian, what about my third son?" Yin asked again.
Do you still need to ask this? Your third son is the first pioneer of the gods. I don’t know which one in the future generations will naturally belong to me!
Huang Shiren's most important purpose is to smile at the moment, and say, "You three sons have the greatest ability, the best life, and the highest achievement! Unfortunately, they committed the murderous act."
"Senior, what do you mean by this?"
"This son is reincarnated by a master, and it is very strange when he is born. But don't blame him for it, especially Li Jing, you, your father and son have different numerology. You must treat this child well, otherwise, the father will definitely not become a father and the son will not become a son. It is a pity."
Li Jing was shocked by his words and said to himself: My son, why didn’t I stay well?
"Senior, please give these third sons a clear path!" Li Jing begged.
Huang Shiren was silent for a while and said, "You three sons are too slaughtering, so they will definitely cause thousands of disasters! Sister, do you trust me?"
"Of course, believe!" Yin said hurriedly.
"Okay. For the happiness of my sister's family, I have also given my best wishes. Sister, after your third son is born, there will definitely be people from the Academic Sect coming to abduct. Don't agree, so I said that I have already worshipped my disciple. At that time, I will take the child away, eliminate disasters and transform difficulties for him, and take him by my side, so that my master Lu Ya will also give me some advice! Sister, your child is my child, how can I treat him badly? Whoever wants to bully him, I will not let him go!"
Huang Shiren said something, and Yin's eyes were filled with tears. No matter what the other party said, "Your child is my child", he looked at Li Jing and wiped his tears and said, "Brother Jing, if the immortals were not dedicated to my family, my family would have been suffering by the thief of the Ancestral Sect!"
Li Jing was speechless after saying this. I miss him, Li Jing, and I was loyal to the Chan Sect. I never thought that he was so passionate that he would be treated like this.
"Senior, let's listen to you. If the second son is born, he will send him to Jinao Island. If the third son is born, he will let him join your disciple! Since then, our family has no longer had anything to do with the Ancestral Sect!" Li Jing slapped the table.
"A real man, that's true!" Huang Shiren stretched out his thumb.
"But senior, I am from the Ancestors. I am not familiar with the Ancestors. Moreover, the Ancestors and the Ancestors are against each other. Who would like to accept my second son?" Huang Shiren was stunned when Li Jing asked this question.
Grandma, I haven't considered this issue.
What a old Huang! His eyes rolled, he thought about it and said with a smile: "Help people to the end, I will teach me this. I will go find this Muzha's master, and I will definitely find one!"
"Muzha?" Li Jing was stunned.
Cough cough cough. Huang Shiren's heart trembled, and he was anxious and exposed.
"Oh, his elder brother is called Jinzha, so he will naturally be called Muzha." Huang Shiren said.
"Brother Jing, look at how good the immortal looks, I have even thought of the name!" Yin praised.
"Thank you Senior!" The couple was very grateful.
The three of them kept talking until Dongfang Faliang was over.
Huang Shiren slept for a while, washed up, and came out and was treated to Li Jing and his wife for good wine and food, and then he offered to say goodbye.
"Senior, why not stay here for a few more days!" Li Jing felt a little sad.
"No, I'm a person who can't rest. Now I'll go to Jinao Island and find a master for Muzha." Huang Shiren said with a smile.
"It's not busy either." Li Jing looked at Yin, then at Huang Shiren, and smiled and said, "Cherishing a baby is also a long time."
"Yes, yes, I'm anxious!" The two men laughed.
This bitch was locked up in Chentang for a few days, and she had eaten her whole body and waist before she asked to open the road. Before leaving, she told Li Jing to act according to the plan. Naturally, Li Jing and his wife agreed repeatedly and sent him ten miles away before returning with tears.
"Brother, you are such a good method!" Jin Dasheng was so impressed by Huang Shiren during this period!
"I'm also good for the family." Huang Shiren said with a smile.
Your mother! Others believe you, but I don’t! Jin Dasheng gave Huang Shiren a blank look.
"Let's go, Dasheng, accompany me to Jinao Island!" Looking at the sea, Huang Shiren was as angry as a tiger.
Chapter completed!